Things Go Boom
Searing eyes, smoking guns, and sickening smiles flash across the shocked, petrified, and terrified faces of the wedding visitors. Demons armed to the teeth with weapons of mass destruction surrounded every possible exit. Kei sweated furiously as the miniature droplets beaded off her fiery hair, green eyes filling with fear and concern for her future family. Yuri was already beside Kevin and arming their weapons for battle, a battle against an army.
Black high heeled leather strapped boots click before the smoking, crumbling remains of the wedding entry archway. The dark shape of the gang's wicked leader, Blackheart smiled under strands of ghostly white hair. "Well, well, well, at long last we have the infamous 3WA and the even more famous......DIRTY PAIR. I must say it is quite an honor to finally meet the most colossal pains in the criminal world's asses" Blackheart sneered coldly.
Clicking charges were locked into Kei's blaster, loathing the fact she was right in fearing she would need it on her wedding day. "Just who in the hell are you anyway?" Yuri shouted, "And what's the big idea ruining my wedding?" Kei added. Blackheart laughed "I may be a blood thirsty savage but I am not so cold as to forget my manners. My name is Albert Lucious Blackheart, commander and ruler of the Black Cobra Alliance Network.
And as you may know, it's the same network that you and your miserable fiancé crippled by destroying my Sauron Project. I figured what better day to crush and annihilate your entire existence, then on your wedding day? An eye for an eye angel scum, it is time you pay the price for ruining my plans". Kei smirked "So you're the white haired wacko that rules the network. I always heard rumors you were an ugly, dark, creepy looking bastard".
Kevin immediately stood beside his love, his black high tech pistols armed and waiting the chance to blow Blackheart's skull off. "Crawl back to whatever rock you oozed out of before I send what's left of your headless corpse back to it" Kevin growled. Flashing lights of pink flared from Yuri's light saber as she joined her partner, "You heard what Romeo said, BACK OFF". The criminals chuckled and clicked their weaponry into aiming range.
"The piper must be paid my little angles, yes, and he will be paid......WITH YOUR OWN BLOOD, KILL THEM ALL" Blackheart said. The criminals then opened fire with a blindingly explosive barrage of bullets, bombs, lasers, and billions of other weapons. The deadly projectiles literally screamed for our heroines and heroes heads. "Fall back and get down fast" Poporo shouted as the party guests screamed before bolting from their seats.
Garner gasped and screamed as he panted his aging legs to keep the young child, Keitaro safe. One of the food tables was shoved upwards, spilling out chunks of food and drinks. The 3WA agents and angels used the table as a shield from the endless onslaught of firepower. Laughing hyena hoods charged forward with their shotguns, rifles, and laser guns a' blazing. Kei, Kevin, Keitaro, Yuri, and all their allies ducked behind the propped table.
"Yuck awww I got punch juice on my bride's maid dress" Yuri pouted, Kei groaned "IDIOT I think we got bigger problems then punch stains". The girls winced as bullets screaming over their heads, explosions of fire and smashed steel chairs fell like raindrops. Garner gasped "They got us pinned down in every aspect, position, weapons, and man power". Brown eyes winced as Kevin thought out aloud "Things look bad but there not hopeless.
If we only had the guns to match theirs, we could do what we do best and bring those goons down". Poporo clutched his black bald head tightly, sighing in reply "But this is a wedding, no one brings guns to a wedding". Kei smirked "Oh I wouldn't say that chief", white heels clicked against a hollow piece of wood, it clicked open like a trap door. The gang gasped and literally stared wide eyed at a busting collection of super powered weaponry.
Fire arms, shot guns, Uzi's, neo pulse grenades, assault rifles, rocket launchers, magnums, and every other form of weapons were there. The vibrant green eyes of Kei gleamed as she smirked, wrapping her tanned hands across her good old turbo charged blaster. "You girls seriously need therapy" Poporo replied. Yuri took her light saber and Kevin took his twin magnum pistols. The gang was preparing for a showdown battle royal.
The loud screaming chattering of bullets clinking, and firing of guns suddenly stopped under the command of the wicked Blackheart. The devil of a man watched in silence as smoke seeped out of the countless bullet holes riddled into the propped up table. Fangs gleamed as Blackheart bellowed "Enough hide and seek my scared little girls, are you going to fight and die or not?". Silence returned as the table showed no signs of movement at all.
"Your half right Dracula" Kei shouted as suddenly a violent shock propelled the table right after the criminals like a flying bullet. The table crashed into several thugs and slammed them down from the force of some well placed mines. Kevin, Kei, Yuri, Garner, suddenly stood upwards and unleashed a wave of explosive payback into the blood soaked hides of their enemies. Bearded thugs and scarred crooks dropped gargling blood from their throats.
Yuri was chucking all the silverware used for the wedding as throwing knives against the jugulars of the villains. Kei and Kevin stood side by sweet side, blasting their plasma rays and magnum sized bullets in every direction. Men screamed as they were fired, blasted, and shot down by the barrage of bone busting bullets. The aging Garner even slugged down a criminal or 3 with a barbaric assault from his Uzi machine gun. Many crooks fell dead.
After a few minutes of mindless and blinding insanity through gun smoke, bullet shells, and high explosives, Kei and the gang stopped their firing. The heroes looked to see a pile of dead thugs lying lifelessly before Blackheart's black booted feet. "I'd say that evened up the odds a bit, don't you think Kev?" Kei smirked, Kevin grinned "I most definitely agree to that honey". Yuri's plasma saber sparked to life, sneering "Still wanna play Blackheart?".
The remaining thugs growled and locked/loaded their guns with explosives rounds, armor piercing bullets and anything else that could kill upon impact. Ammo chains were slinked around many thugs army green colored outfits, it seems no crooked crook was backing down now. Blackheart smiled "A most impressive counter attack my dear Dirty Pair. You planned it out, spread the damage in equal amounts, and even brought your own special toys as well.
Sadly however you're still in debt to this network and on the hollow soul of Satan, I SWEAR that we will have our revenge. Boys, go to work" Blackheart smirked and leapt away, disappearing into the crowd of goons. The rest of the gun clicking maniacs were armed and ready to take out Kei and Yuri once and for all. Kevin grinned and reloaded his guns as he too prepared to fight to the finish along side Kei, Yuri, Poporo and Garner.
Touma waved shyly behind shards of rubble "Uh you guys do your thing and I'll look after Keitaro". The gentle hands of the baby Keitaro waved in the grasp of the blue suited computer trouble consultant, Kei winked to her son. "Don't worry little Keitaro, I promise that no one's gonna touch you, not while were around" Kei said, "Time to go to work mom" Kevin smiled. The Dirty Pair and their allies screamed bravely as they charged into battle.
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To be continued......
Searing eyes, smoking guns, and sickening smiles flash across the shocked, petrified, and terrified faces of the wedding visitors. Demons armed to the teeth with weapons of mass destruction surrounded every possible exit. Kei sweated furiously as the miniature droplets beaded off her fiery hair, green eyes filling with fear and concern for her future family. Yuri was already beside Kevin and arming their weapons for battle, a battle against an army.
Black high heeled leather strapped boots click before the smoking, crumbling remains of the wedding entry archway. The dark shape of the gang's wicked leader, Blackheart smiled under strands of ghostly white hair. "Well, well, well, at long last we have the infamous 3WA and the even more famous......DIRTY PAIR. I must say it is quite an honor to finally meet the most colossal pains in the criminal world's asses" Blackheart sneered coldly.
Clicking charges were locked into Kei's blaster, loathing the fact she was right in fearing she would need it on her wedding day. "Just who in the hell are you anyway?" Yuri shouted, "And what's the big idea ruining my wedding?" Kei added. Blackheart laughed "I may be a blood thirsty savage but I am not so cold as to forget my manners. My name is Albert Lucious Blackheart, commander and ruler of the Black Cobra Alliance Network.
And as you may know, it's the same network that you and your miserable fiancé crippled by destroying my Sauron Project. I figured what better day to crush and annihilate your entire existence, then on your wedding day? An eye for an eye angel scum, it is time you pay the price for ruining my plans". Kei smirked "So you're the white haired wacko that rules the network. I always heard rumors you were an ugly, dark, creepy looking bastard".
Kevin immediately stood beside his love, his black high tech pistols armed and waiting the chance to blow Blackheart's skull off. "Crawl back to whatever rock you oozed out of before I send what's left of your headless corpse back to it" Kevin growled. Flashing lights of pink flared from Yuri's light saber as she joined her partner, "You heard what Romeo said, BACK OFF". The criminals chuckled and clicked their weaponry into aiming range.
"The piper must be paid my little angles, yes, and he will be paid......WITH YOUR OWN BLOOD, KILL THEM ALL" Blackheart said. The criminals then opened fire with a blindingly explosive barrage of bullets, bombs, lasers, and billions of other weapons. The deadly projectiles literally screamed for our heroines and heroes heads. "Fall back and get down fast" Poporo shouted as the party guests screamed before bolting from their seats.
Garner gasped and screamed as he panted his aging legs to keep the young child, Keitaro safe. One of the food tables was shoved upwards, spilling out chunks of food and drinks. The 3WA agents and angels used the table as a shield from the endless onslaught of firepower. Laughing hyena hoods charged forward with their shotguns, rifles, and laser guns a' blazing. Kei, Kevin, Keitaro, Yuri, and all their allies ducked behind the propped table.
"Yuck awww I got punch juice on my bride's maid dress" Yuri pouted, Kei groaned "IDIOT I think we got bigger problems then punch stains". The girls winced as bullets screaming over their heads, explosions of fire and smashed steel chairs fell like raindrops. Garner gasped "They got us pinned down in every aspect, position, weapons, and man power". Brown eyes winced as Kevin thought out aloud "Things look bad but there not hopeless.
If we only had the guns to match theirs, we could do what we do best and bring those goons down". Poporo clutched his black bald head tightly, sighing in reply "But this is a wedding, no one brings guns to a wedding". Kei smirked "Oh I wouldn't say that chief", white heels clicked against a hollow piece of wood, it clicked open like a trap door. The gang gasped and literally stared wide eyed at a busting collection of super powered weaponry.
Fire arms, shot guns, Uzi's, neo pulse grenades, assault rifles, rocket launchers, magnums, and every other form of weapons were there. The vibrant green eyes of Kei gleamed as she smirked, wrapping her tanned hands across her good old turbo charged blaster. "You girls seriously need therapy" Poporo replied. Yuri took her light saber and Kevin took his twin magnum pistols. The gang was preparing for a showdown battle royal.
The loud screaming chattering of bullets clinking, and firing of guns suddenly stopped under the command of the wicked Blackheart. The devil of a man watched in silence as smoke seeped out of the countless bullet holes riddled into the propped up table. Fangs gleamed as Blackheart bellowed "Enough hide and seek my scared little girls, are you going to fight and die or not?". Silence returned as the table showed no signs of movement at all.
"Your half right Dracula" Kei shouted as suddenly a violent shock propelled the table right after the criminals like a flying bullet. The table crashed into several thugs and slammed them down from the force of some well placed mines. Kevin, Kei, Yuri, Garner, suddenly stood upwards and unleashed a wave of explosive payback into the blood soaked hides of their enemies. Bearded thugs and scarred crooks dropped gargling blood from their throats.
Yuri was chucking all the silverware used for the wedding as throwing knives against the jugulars of the villains. Kei and Kevin stood side by sweet side, blasting their plasma rays and magnum sized bullets in every direction. Men screamed as they were fired, blasted, and shot down by the barrage of bone busting bullets. The aging Garner even slugged down a criminal or 3 with a barbaric assault from his Uzi machine gun. Many crooks fell dead.
After a few minutes of mindless and blinding insanity through gun smoke, bullet shells, and high explosives, Kei and the gang stopped their firing. The heroes looked to see a pile of dead thugs lying lifelessly before Blackheart's black booted feet. "I'd say that evened up the odds a bit, don't you think Kev?" Kei smirked, Kevin grinned "I most definitely agree to that honey". Yuri's plasma saber sparked to life, sneering "Still wanna play Blackheart?".
The remaining thugs growled and locked/loaded their guns with explosives rounds, armor piercing bullets and anything else that could kill upon impact. Ammo chains were slinked around many thugs army green colored outfits, it seems no crooked crook was backing down now. Blackheart smiled "A most impressive counter attack my dear Dirty Pair. You planned it out, spread the damage in equal amounts, and even brought your own special toys as well.
Sadly however you're still in debt to this network and on the hollow soul of Satan, I SWEAR that we will have our revenge. Boys, go to work" Blackheart smirked and leapt away, disappearing into the crowd of goons. The rest of the gun clicking maniacs were armed and ready to take out Kei and Yuri once and for all. Kevin grinned and reloaded his guns as he too prepared to fight to the finish along side Kei, Yuri, Poporo and Garner.
Touma waved shyly behind shards of rubble "Uh you guys do your thing and I'll look after Keitaro". The gentle hands of the baby Keitaro waved in the grasp of the blue suited computer trouble consultant, Kei winked to her son. "Don't worry little Keitaro, I promise that no one's gonna touch you, not while were around" Kei said, "Time to go to work mom" Kevin smiled. The Dirty Pair and their allies screamed bravely as they charged into battle.
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To be continued......