Hell's Bells
Anger, rage, bullets, blood, smoke, explosions, everything literally snap, crackled, and popped across the now mega sized war zone wedding. Kei, Kevin, and Yuri screamed blindly running and shooting into battle. Blackheart and his disgruntled crew of criminal's creeps scattered, splattering ammunition and bombs at the dirty pair. "Low bridge coming down" Kei said as she dove, unloading her plasma gun into several guts.
Gargled mouthfuls of blood barfed from the crooks jaws as they collapsed to the floor, dead. Kevin ducked behind a white table and winced as the bullets shredded into it. The man grabbed a sticky bomb from his tux and slapped it onto the table, "Heads up guys" Kevin laughed. The bomb exploded the table forward, smashing it into 4 crooks in a massive blast of exploding splinters. The blue haired boy then unloaded his pistols totally relentlessly.
"HAAAA" Yuri screamed, the flashing surge of her pink energy saber slicing through humans, guns, and tables alike. Two grizzly bearded men come out screaming with assault rifles blazing. Yuri turned with a pouting frown; the lovely angel first bounced the bullets back into the guy's hands. "ACK son of a bitch" the men yelled as their rifles went flying. Yuri then skidded on her white boots to dish out a cross slash against both thugs.
Blackheart commanded "Send in our fly boy, and bring in those spider pods too, I want to see nothing but blood and corpses everywhere by sundown tonight". Kei cried out, bellowing like Xena the warrior princess as her bare legs locked onto a guy's neck and instantly snapped it like a twig. Suddenly 2 more thugs rushed Kei from opposite sides, each carrying hunting knives. "Were gonna cut you up and mail your husband your head" a crook shouted.
A frowning Kei grunted as she leapt up precisely when both thugs jabbed their hunting knives forward, slicing both blades into each other crook's bellies. "Ugh" "Hands OFF the bride jack ass" Kei said as she slammed her white high heels into a double jump kick knock out. Whirring engines of a jet pack toting terrorist suddenly zoomed right over Kei's fiery hair. "GET DOWN NOW" Kevin shouted as he shoved his beloved down immediately.
Kei and Kevin both dropped down with a grunt, just barely missed being blasted and pulverized by the jet pack's chain guns. The love birds blushed as they found each other cheek to cheek on the ground, "You big jerk, you saved my life again" Kei said. Kevin blushed chuckling "What are husbands for if they can't protect their lovely angel?". A smirking Kei giggled "I'll show you what", the 2 locked in a deep passionate kiss of sweet, sweet love.
KABOOM! A roaring sea of fire and flaming flying debris hurls Kei and Kevin through tables, chairs, and everything else painfully breakable. The maniacal laughter of a red haired psycho punk filled the air, while his grenade launcher filled the floor with potholes and massive explosions. "Run now, make love later" Kei and Kevin said in union as they RAN! Black shoes and white heels pumped harder and harder to escape the grenades.
But the red haired hoodlum kept blasting and blasting, rocket sized balls of destructive fire literally engulfed everything into sizzling cinders. Finally Kei and Kevin managed to hide behind the food buffet table. "Quick now's our chance while he's reloading" Kei said, Kevin nodded "You spike the ball and I make sure he gets spiked". The red crook snickered "Lovebird flamb', don't mind if I DO". The grenade was blasted right at the buffet.
The beautifully tanned tamale known as Kei leapt up high and kicked the grenade right back, punting it like it was a soccer ball. White sheets above the food buffet became sliced with bullets. The crook screamed as Kevin's magnum shells sliced into his knee caps, collapsing just as the grenade hit. KABLAM! The grenade launcher and the crook using it was totally vaporized. Meanwhile the high flying jet packing fiend was circling back.
"Honey you go find Yuri and give her a hand, I'll take down fly boy" Kevin said. Kei smiled and winked back "You got it sweetie, nuke their asses back to hell". The jet pack man fired a sizzling red rocket, Kevin screamed as the blast propelled him onto the church's marriage archway. "Okay now where's WAHHHHH" Kei shrieked as her white wedding ass was literally set on fire. The endless stream of fire blasted freely from a crook's flame- thrower.
Bare tanned legs ran frantically towards the buffet table as Kei shrieked out "HOT, HOT, HOOOOOT". Eventually the burnt bride to be was able to cool out her barbecued butt in a punch bowl. Kei now found herself sitting in the punch bowl, and facing the black dread lock sporting flame-throwing thug. "You only got a tan that time babe, here comes the real BURN" the flaming crook laughed. Purple energies flared as a light saber struck the flame stick.
The criminal screamed before becoming engulfed in his own flame-thrower's explosives fires, the saber forced the thrower to literally back fire. A winking Yuri smirked "Lovely Angels need to stick together, partner", Kei laughed "Couldn't agree with you more partner, NOW DUCK". Purple hair strands literally dropped once Yuri hit the deck, Kei's green eyes wide. Behind Yuri was a fat, chubby, balding, oafish looking nut with a chain gun.
There was total insanity everywhere. The chubby man literally unleashed a thunderstorm of hot lead and slicing bullets, thousands of objects obliterated with in seconds. Countless, upon countless gun shells dropped as the chubby man kept firing and firing. Destruction and madness literally erupted from every angle in the chain gun's path. Silence slowly settles in. Smoke and gun shells surrounding the chubby man's army boots, he'd used all of his ammo.
Flabby mouthed laughing snorted from the fat man's supposed victory over the Dirty Pair. FFTTT! Two machine guns started splattering explosive holes of gushing blood from the fat man's now dead body. Kei's white heels finally landed on the broken remains of the food table, panting as she dropped her emptied Uzi's. Up in the air, Kevin now found himself the target of the jet pack man's online targeting computer and rocket systems.
The mustached flying fink grinned a sinister smile, the sight of Kevin on the arch way locked onto his targeting visor. "Heh, Say bye, bye little birdie" the jet pack man said. CLINK! "And here's the pitch it's a fast ball" Kei said as he hurled a live grenade into the thug infested open. KABANG! The sheer magnitude of the explosion annihilated hundreds of convicts instantly. Massive shockwaves and flaming piles of smoke clouded the entire sky.
The jet pack man angrily grunted as he plowed through the smoke, unable to lock on or find Kevin. Suddenly the flying foe found himself flying away from the hotel. "What the?" BOOM! The rocket renegade was instantly destroyed by a single silver pistol shot from Kevin's hand gun. Dangling on the limping wedding banner, Kevin managed to end up behind the jet man. Kevin laughed after blasting the man from behind in the pack, "Bye, bye".
"Freeze" a man yelled as he aimed a rather large, fully armed rocket launcher at the pale faced Touma still carrying young Keitaro. "AH no wait, please don't shoot" Touma cried out as the sweat beaded off his glasses. Keitaro started to cry and sniffle, his soft cheeks glowing red with pouting frustration. The criminal aimed the blaster at the baby scolding "Shut that brat up!". Touma shrugged his dusty blonde haired head, unable to comply.
Clicking mechanism unlocked on the rocket launcher, a red stinger missile reflecting off of Touma's glasses as he gulped. "I'm going to blow your freaking four eyed face off if you don't shut him up in 3...2...1" The man said. Poporo growled as he suddenly leapt in the path of the blaster, the 3WA chief jammed his left arm into the cannon. BOOM! Flaming chards of the vaporized crook was sent hurling back because of a rocket back firing.
Poporo winced and coughed out a puff of black smoke, staring at his mutilated robotic left arm. Touma blinked "Chief my g-g-god, you jammed your left arm into the cannon to cause a backfire, are you all r-r-right?". A sly smirking Poporo laughed "Kind of hard to hurt a robotic arm Touma, now don't you worry about me just make sure that baby doesn't get near these scumbags". Touma nodded taking Keitaro and quickly hiding again.
BAM! The colossal crunch of crumbling stone literally fell before the massive force of a flat, oversized, mechanical oval shaped foot. Kevin turned to see the whole wedding party lay in flame wrecked ruins, now a massive mechanical spider like machine has just arrived. Long black steel legs flex and crush anything under its iron feet, inside a man operated from within a bubble like window. "Good god, that's a spider pod" Kevin said.
The oval shaped central riding pod had glowing red eye laser cannons, a machine gun nozzle nose, and enough metallic muscle to flatten a tank. Hundreds of friends and 3WA agents flee from the rapid laser/gun fire from the spider pod. Bravely grasping the wedding banner attached to the roof, Kevin leapt down and swung from it. Blue hair flapped against Kevin's face, he flew screaming like Tarzan swinging from a vine. Kei looked up at him.
"This was such a stupid idea AHHHH" Kevin cried out, the boy slammed right on top of the spider pod's bubble window. The driver of the pod growled and suddenly whirred the machine left to right. The long spider legs fumbled as the driver was basically driving blind, Kei smirked "Kev you're a genius". The idea came to Kei like a bat out of hell, the fiery lovely angel grabbed Yuri's light saber off her tattered wedding dress and dashed off.
"HEY Kei what the hell are you doing with my saber?" Yuri shouted, Kei replied "Someone's mechanical ass needs kicking". The grungy punk Spyder remained frightfully by Blackheart's side, the vampiric looking gang leader snarled and slapped Spyder. "Spineless child, get in there and kill someone already" Blackheart snapped. Before the multicolored hair hoodlum could complain, the dark lord tossed him a razor edged chainsaw.
Dark beady eyes suddenly spotted an easy target, Spyder smirked yellowish teeth at the sight of Kei. "HEY you come here" Spyder shouted. The chainsaw slashing punk charged blindly at Kei swinging his buzzing weapon. Kevin screamed as he could barely hold onto the Spider pod, lasers and rockets flew wildly from the blinded pod. Green eyes flared as Kei's path to her beloved endangered husband was blocked by Spyder's chainsaw.
Blonde spiky streaked hair tinged with sweat off the punk's head, Spyder cackled "Access denied bitch, gotta get past me if you wanna get to him". Kei smirked "Whatever you say sparky", "IT'S SPYDER" the graffiti stained punk shrieked. White heels leapt off the ground as Kei jumped, bare tanned legs flexing high into the air. Spyder screamed before slamming his chainsaw into the ground, just missing Kei. "God dammit" Spyder snorted.
BAM! Kei then bashed her white heeled foot into the back of Spyder's head, the proper boost jolted Kei right towards the spider pod. Kevin blinked "Honey?"; "Cover your eyes NOW" Kei shouted flaring up Yuri's saber. Flashing beams and sizzling circuits steamed burnt smoke; Kei had sliced off 2 of the spider pod's legs in a single slash. Immediately Kevin screamed as he held on for dear life as the pod collapsed. The pod crashed down hard.
CHINK! The weapons system on the pod accidentally blasted off another rocket, Spyder gulped as he was right in front of the missile's path. "ShaaAAAAHHHH" Spyder screamed as the missile slammed right into his chest and exploded. What remained of the boy's barbecued body flew lifelessly into the sky and crashing into more wedding tables and food trays. Both Kei and Kevin quickly ran from the spider pod before it exploded.
Yuri, Poporo, Touma, Kei, and Kevin all together stood tall, proudly, and bravely a 2nd wave of massive mechanical spider pods quickly stormed in. "Well looks like were pretty screwed now doesn't it?" Poporo said with a smile, "Yup, that's a whole lot of bad guys" Yuri added. "Looks totally impossible" Kevin and Kei responded, "Good, as I recall we've done the impossible before" Garner said. The gang smirked and armed their guns.
Kei, Kevin, and Yuri shouted with glee "Well then...let's CHARGE".
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I'm a rolling thunder, a pouring rain
I'm comin' on like a hurricane
My lightning's flashing across the sky
You're only young but you're gonna die
I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives
Nobody's putting up a fight
I got my bell, I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get you, Satan get you
Hell's Bells
Yeah, Hell's Bells
You got me ringing Hell's Bells
My temperature's high, Hell's Bells
I'll give you black sensations up and down your spine
If you're into evil you're a friend of mine
See my white light flashing as I split the night
'Cause if GODS on the left, then I'm stickin' to the right
I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives
Nobody's puttin' up a fight
I got my bell, I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get you, Satan get you
Hell's Bells
Yeah, Hell's Bells
You got me ringing Hell's Bells
My temperature's high, Hell's Bells
yeow
Hell's Bells, Satan's comin' to you
Hell's Bells, he's ringing them now
Hell's Bells, the temperature's high
Hell's Bells, across the sky
Hell's Bells, they're takin' you down
Hell's Bells, they're draggin' you around
Hell's Bells, gonna split the night
Hell's Bells, there's no way to fight, yeah
Ow, ow, ow, ow
Hell's Bells
(Lyrics from ACDC's "Hell's Bells")
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To be continued...