Enter Blackheart

CLICK! The final clanging of an empty bullet shell clicked as it bounced upon an ocean wave of bullet shells, emptied rounds, and smoking debris. All around the wedding war zone were bloodied corpses of fallen thugs, depleted weaponry of all kinds, and mangled chunks of tables, chairs, etc. A beautiful wedding was now reduced to a pile of burning rubble and ash. Panting in the dusty cloud of smoke and gunfire was Kei, Yuri, and Kevin.

Behind the war torn heroes huddling tightly behind a propped up wedding table, were the rest of the Dirty Pair's friends and family. Poporo stayed close to Touma and Keitaro. Kei gasped for breathe as she wheezed "That......really......(pant) sucked". Slowly Kevin coughed a bit, brushing off clumps of wood dust, blood splatters, and other items off his torn black tuxedo. Yuri groaned at her frazzled blackened hair "Awww what a waste.

You know, it took me 2 dam HOURS to look perfect for this wedding and now" "SHUT UP YURI" Both Kei and Kevin snapped. The sound of clapping soon brought silence to the quarreling agents, the sound of gold and leather snapping together. Dark laughter echoed as the white of hair the dreaded dark lord Blackheart was clicking his black high heels forward. Blackheart smiled "Bravo, bravo, bravo, you do put on quite a show.

I can see now why my former lieutenant commander Mr. Grishtar failed to terminate you. Even on the most holy and peaceful of environments, you ladies continue to survive and overcome any danger that befalls you. Your skills are indeed legendary". Closer and closer Blackheart approached them, Kei and Kevin immediately went beside each other, guns fully loaded. Yuri's purple energy saber flared brilliantly, blue eyes burning brightly.

Kei and Kevin could feel their hearts pounding beyond the speed of light, every worst fear, every dreaded nightmare, had all come back at this very moment. Sweat poured off the lovers blue and orange haired brows, the dreaded taste of death welled up in the back of their throats. Everything they had worked for, everything they had cared for, their family, their son, their future, everything they had loved and strived to keep, depended on this fight.

Another dry demonic howl of laughter escaped Blackheart, "Oh come on now, must we resort to the tired old "stand together as one" against the bad guy cliché? Sure you may have slaughtered each and every last one of my men, my commandos, my weapons, and crippled my once invincible criminal empire into dust. But you're facing the true king of crime now my scared little doves. You're in my court and there's no escaping me now.

The Black Cobra Alliance Network can never truly be destroyed, after I wipe you out and the rest of your precious 3WA, I shall rebuild my glorious empire. My network will single handedly control each and every last ounce of criminal power in the entire world. I will rip the heart from this planet's core, and paint it black like my own. And there's not a single soul that can stop me, except you". Blackheart roared and charged forward screaming.

"Kei, Kevin get back and protect Keitaro NOW" Yuri shrieked, the girl shoved back her team mates and quickly unleashed her energy saber. Blackheart's golden clawed digits wrapped around a samurai sword, tucked nicely on his black leather belt. "Give me your best shot psycho" Yuri said. CLANG! FZZT! Slashing sparks fly as Blackheart and Yuri lock blades in an epic swash buckling battle of steel versus energy, good versus pure evil.

High heeled boots of black and white click as they pace around the floor furiously. Blackheart and Yuri, locked in a savage sword slashing battle, steel sparkling brightly from the energy of Yuri's plasma saber. Fangs gleamed as Blackheart burst into laughter, "You're pretty good, for a little girl who thinks she can beat the original boogeyman". "HIYA" Yuri screamed slamming her saber down hard. Blackheart leapt into the air.

The lovely angel's snow white face was smashed by a bone crunching slam by Blackheart's high heeled black leather boots. In seconds Yuri hit the ground, she reached to raise her saber but was stopped, and Blackheart now aimed 2 sabers at her throat. "I've always wondered what angel's blood looks like" Blackheart said, but a last second metallic fist slammed into his jaw. Poporo grunted as he delivered the powerful jawbreaker into crime lord.

"GAH God dammit" Poporo yelled as he examined his metal right arm, a blood soaked fang was jammed into the center of the metal hand. The 3WA chief winced tightly "Son of a bitch, those fangs are REAL". Blackheart spat a glob of blood from his bleeding lips, now only one fang visible from his frowning face. "That really HURT" Blackheart screamed as he spin kicked Poporo right into a table. Yuri ran forward and impaled Blackheart's chest.

Blood sizzled off the energy sparkling tip off of Yuri's blade, sticking right through Blackheart's stomach. Blackheart reared his face back and head butted Yuri right between the eyes, he then tossed Yuri aside like a rag doll. Kei reared her plasma pistol up and screamed "DIE YOU BASTARD DIE". BAM! BAM! BAM! Thundering shots fired again and again from Kei's powerful blaster, the energy bullets sliced into Blackheart with great ease.

After about 16 shots had been fired, Kei panted hearing the inevitable clicking of the empty gun cartridge. Frazzled white strands of hair waver from Blackheart as he examines his bloody chest. "How did THAT feel you miserable old fart?" Kei said with a sly smile. But slowly as Blackheart removed a green vile from his belt, Kevin's brown eyes started to enlarge. The dark lord jammed the green needle vile directly into his right arm.

Inside the shot was a neon green toxin unlike anything ever seen before, the fluid was immediately pumped into Blackheart's body. Suddenly the bloody holes in the crime king's chest started to seal up, blood evaporating, wounds healing. Both Kei and Kevin were left speechless by this unbelievably unholy act of regeneration. "Not half as good as THIS" Blackheart said as he fired his old fashioned long black pistol at the lovely angel's tanned chest.

"NO" Kevin screamed as he shoved Kei out of the way, blood and black tuxedo sliced open a fountain of blood as the bullet struck Kevin's back. "KEV NO" Kei screeched, her eyes bursting with tears with in mere seconds. Kevin dropped to the ground, still covering Kei with his bleeding wounded body. The boy's blue hair was violently yanked backwards by Blackheart's golden clawed fingers. Now Kevin was at Blackheart's mercy.

The vibrant green eyes of Kei were shimmering with the sorrowful sight of Blackheart's gun aimed at Kevin's head. "Cheap heroics only work in movies my dear boy, a lesson learned far too late I'm afraid" Blackheart chuckled. Kei blinked, her eyes unable to stop crying or even comprehend what was even happening. Yuri's energy saber was slowly removed from Blackheart's chest by his clutching claws. Kei was left totally speechless.

"Bb-b-b-b-b-b-but that's not pp-p-p-possible, no, no, NO that's bull shit! I unloaded a 16 clip into you, you should be dead" Kei stammered. The wicked Blackheart simply laughed and shook his head, "Poor, poor confused little angel. You really think that I would be taken down by such a petty attack such as that? HA, I didn't become head of the BCAN just by my fashion statements you know. I'm also a 1st class, award winning biologist.

That little wonder drug you saw was my in fact award winning creation. I call it Levias, the most powerful toxin in existence. Levias heals all wounds no matter how many or how fatal the wounds may be. Not only that my dear Kei, but Levias also allows the user's body to sustain all motor functions well beyond its expiration date. I am as they say immortal, invincible, unstoppable and most importantly, unkillable. Face it Kei, you have lost.

And I'm holding the biggest link in your chain by his freaking neck". Kei shouted as tears continued to pour "You son of a BITCH". Blackheart hissed "SILENCE, I've taken enough of your company's shit for far too long. Now make your choice Kei, either you and your friends surrender to me or I paint the floor with your fianc's blood. Choose now or forever hold HIS peace". The icy prick of fear's cold fingers latched tightly around Kei's heart.

The sorrowful sight of her beloved husband to be, being crushed against the barrel of a gun, watching his eyes widen and sweat pour off his forehead. Kevin grunted out "NO, Kei......don't do it, YOU HEAR ME? Don't you dare do it, save yourself, don't let this bastard get our son, JUST GO". Yuri and the rest of the 3WA looked for Kei, looked for the answer in her trembling green eyes. For the first time in her life, Kei truly felt helpless.

CLICK! Kei's blaster dropped to the ground, her knees followed as she dropped down weeping "You win......just let him go". Poporo sighed and hanged his black bald head in defeat. Yuri and the rest of the agents tossed away their weapons, clattering before Blackheart's black high heeled feet. The maniacal mad man tossed back his white haired head roaring with laughter, "Oh, ho, ho how dreadfully predictable, very predictable indeed.

I had heard falling in love had made the Dirty Pair soft but this is just too much. The great all balls, no fear, loose cannon herself Kei, surrendering because of some guy, how degrading". Tears cease their crystal clear drops from the side of Kei's tanned and scarred cheeks, she growled a fierce snarl at that despicable creature called Blackheart. Angrily Kei shrieked a fierce cry, "JUST SHUT UP, you don't know a god dam thing about being a man.

You're nothing but a dried up old fart. You spend your whole life hurting people and refuse to die when even god says it's your bed time. You think your so dam hot huh? Think your so frigging smart and bad ass? News flash pops, Kevin's more of a man then you'll EVER be. It doesn't matter if you live for a thousand years, he's got heart and he's let me feel his love inside. He doesn't care about power, or money, he cares about me and our son.

I'm glad I fell in love with Kev, shit if I had stayed on my current path, done nothing but get all cocky from killing off the bad guys, I might have ended up like you. A disgusting, lifeless, heartless, scum sucking, buck toothed, BASTARD FROM HELL ARGH" Kei screamed out. The bleeding bride dropped with Blackheart's bullet embedded deep into her shoulder. "Congratulations, you just officially PISSED ME OFF" Blackheart hissed.

Kevin screamed and grabbed the first thing his enraged fingers could grab, a wine bottle. "That's my wife you just shot" Kevin cried as he smashed the bottle into Blackheart's face, he recoiled clutching his wine/blood soaked face. Suddenly a shadowy figure had leapt out from behind and was now violently strangling Blackheart with his forearm. The wrinkled tanned face of Harrison struggled against the stranglehold he now had Blackheart in.

"Go on blue boy, go help my little girl, GR I'll hold this schmuck for as long as I can" Harrison grunted. Quickly Kevin nodded and dashed towards his fallen fiancé, Kei winced as her bleeding shoulder was propped up by Kevin's hands. "Bastard, got blood all over my wedding dress" Kei chuckled a bit, Kevin was already wrapping a white piece of cloth over her wound. Touma blinked from the sidelines, seeing as how things were getting hectic.

Young sweet Keitaro cried a bit, eyes welling up with tears over the horrible sounds of his parents sorrow. The computer specialist smiled a rather sinister grin, "All right Keitaro, can you say the word bait?" Touma asked. Finally shoving off Harrison, Blackheart turned his attention towards Kei and Kevin. "This game ends NOW" Blackheart said, blasting his pistol at the love birds. Both Kei and Kevin dashed left to right, both dodging the blast.

Kei smirked "But not before we play dirty", Kevin nodded "Let em have it". Kevin and Kei immediately removed 2 shot guns from their backs and fired a double powerful blast into Blackheart's chest. Blood down poured from the multiple wounds, black leather dripping globs of Blackheart's blood. The dark crime lord coughed painful chunks of blood as he tried to inject his healing formula. "Now's my chance" Touma said as he bolted into a dash.

Yuri blinked "Touma, what the hell are you doing?". Blackheart's cold blood red eyes widened in fear, his final chance for revenge was running out that door with Touma. Black leather high heels sprint off as Blackheart hurled his cane into Touma's legs, the computer agent collapsed dropping Keitaro as well. "NO KEITARO" Kevin screamed, Blackheart smirked "If I'm going to die then I'm going to take your bastard son WITH ME".

Kei leapt and screamed her eyes pleading with tears as she tried to grab Blackheart. The mad man leapt into the air, his heart slowing down faster and faster. "NOOOO" Kei screamed, watching in horror as her one chance for true happiness was about to end, as her beloved son was about to die. Kei and Kevin's only son Keitaro was about to die and all because they failed to save him. Blackheart cried a final yell, as he plunged a dagger into Keitaro.

SHINK! KEITAROOOOOOO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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To be continued......