Chapter eight

One might expect that capturing a rabid goat with mystical monkey powers was no picnic. Believe me when I say, it wasn't. At least not for Artemis, Apollo, and Yolanda. For Morgan, it was a thrill of a lifetime. It came pretty close to throwing semis off the Washington Monument. Well, in any case, it took a lot out of our poor dear Morgan. He was not what he used to be, and not what he is now. But that is another story to be told another time.
For now, I will make the story short so that you will not get bored with useless details. Around four o'clock the next morning, they had Morgan tied to a bike rack with magical ropes supplied by Apollo. Morgan struggled, and even tried to use his mystical monkey powers to get free, but Apollo's ropes held firmly.
Around five o'clock that morning, Artemis got done explaining what she wanted Morgan to do. It was quite simple, really. All he needed to do was to use some of his mystical monkey powers to scare Dilbert and make him sorry for dumping Yolanda.
But Morgan, of course, couldn't leave well enough alone.