The Dog And The Cat
By: Sissy
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Special Comic Relief #1
It was another boring day in the life of Asato Tsuzuki. Get up, eat sweets, go to work late, eat more sweets, go on a mission, eat more sweets on the way, go home after a tiring day, bath, more sweets, bed. It was the same cycle everyday for Asato Tsuzuki, though with each day there were a few alterations. Less working, more Tatsumi angry, less paperwork done, even more Tatsumi angry and even more sweets in between.
"Tsuzuki what are you doing?" Hisoka stared at Tsuzuki who wrote on a piece of paper, "You seem really happy. What are you writing?" Hisoka went to take a look but Tsuzuki hid the paper.
"Not yet! Later! I promise!" Tsuzuki said with puppy dog eyes. Now who can resist that?
Hisoka twitched and turned around. Definitely not him. "Fine, whatever" he turned into a black cat and fell asleep on Tsuzuki's bed.
Tsuzuki smiled, and then continued writing.
Of course, Tsuzuki and his friends were shinigami's who fought for truth and justice. And they always battled against their arch-enemy, Muraki.
Muraki was an evil man who liked to torture Hisoka Asato Tsuzuki's one true love, the 16-year-old empath cutie of their Shokan division.
Hisoka twitched. He could've sworn he heard Tsuzuki thinking his name next to love. He shivered and tried to sleep again.
Hisoka was shy and timid but Asato loved him no less.
Hisoka twitched again.
One day, Asato Tsuzuki walked along the corridors of Juocho, heading towards Watari's Lab, and carrying a mountain of sweets.
"Hi 'Soka-chan!" Asato called his lovely partner, who walked from the other direction, to Watari's Lab.
Both of them stopped next to the door to Watari's and Hisoka was about to open the door, seeing as Asato couldn't, when they heard unpleasant sounds, such as:
"Aaaaaaaahhh! Seiichiro! Not there! Mmmm!"
"W-Watari Yukata! What are you doing?!"
Note: Everything else is in the mind.
So, Asato Tsuzuki and Hisoka headed to their office to work. Asato ate his sweets, but Hisoka ate more.
Hisoka twitched. Something about him and food. Whatever Tsuzuki is writing can't be good.
"Ne, Hisoka? Can I hug you?" Asato's sudden question startled Hisoka.
"S-sure…" Hisoka stood up and sat on Tsuzuki's lap.
"^____^" Asato wrapped his arms around Hisoka's waist and smelled the boy's neck.
"Tsu-Tsuzuki?" Hisoka was getting nervous.
"What is it 'Soka-chan?" Asato trailed kisses on the boy's delicate neck, making him shiver.
"I…I don't think I'm ready for this…" Hisoka said shyly
"No worries" Asato used a hand to turn Hisoka's face to him and kissed those delicate pale lips.
For the rest of the day, everyone was pretty busy.
The End?
"There! I finished it!" Tsuzuki exclaimed happily, "Hisoka!" Tsuzuki left the floor and jumped on his bed.
"Zzzzz" Hisoka was finally sleeping.
"Hi-so-ka!!!" Tsuzuki woke Hisoka.
"Nnn…Nanai?" he asked annoyed to be woken up from his nap.
"Here! You wanted to read it, right? Though, I'm still shy about showing it to you" Tsuzuki handed Hisoka the paper.
"Fine" Hisoka took the notebook and started reading it.
After five minutes of reading, re-reading and more reading, Hisoka came to the conclusion that it was no longer safe around Tsuzuki.
"Here" Hisoka handed him the paper and started to run away but Tsuzuki stopped him.
"Where are you going?" Tsuzuki pulled him onto the bed.
"What are you doing?" Hisoka glared at him.
"I love you" Tsuzuki gave Hisoka a quick butterfly kiss.
"…" Hisoka looked away.
"'Soka?"
"Can I go home now?"
"No. 'Cause miss author gave me this time with you and I'm not going to waste it" Tsuzuki said happily
"Miss author? Who the hell is-? Mmmmmph!" Tsuzuki shut Hisoka by giving him a long throughout kiss on the lips.
"I love you 'Soka-chan" Tsuzuki told him after they separated.
"…Baka…" Hisoka looked away, his face deep red.
"I love you" Tsuzuki snuggled Hisoka as if the boy were a teddy bear, a scrawny teddy bear mind you.
"I know you do" Hisoka said and slowly closed his eyes.
"But what about you?" Tsuzuki asked hopefully, but his hopes flew away when he saw Hisoka sleeping.
"Tsuzuki fell asleep and Hisoka turned into a cat as he woke up. He looked at Tsuzuki, gave him a small kiss then ran away by the window.
Wasn't that predictable?
Owari
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Sissy: This people, is what boredom causes. And at school no less. 10th grade sucks. Especially with a certain teacher I hate to the grave. Did I just say that out loud?
Kody: Yes you did.
Aoi: We hope you all liked this.
Amy: Sissy will try to do at least 5 or less. We're counting on you readers to give us ideas.
Ryu: This one's Tsuzuki's part. The next will be about Hisoka, although it will be short. Shorter than this one at least.
Aoi: Thanks for reading this!!!