Disclaimer: I own a pond in my backyard lmao. N e ways I'm too lazy to write the title n shit so w/e here goes

the story.

Chapter...wait its coming to me.... um...4!!!! : How Wufei got his hair (ON HIS HEAD DIANA!!!!!)

Wufei lay there on a futon couch sleeping his way to Diana's room (a/n: don't ask plz, its an inside thing so

like ignore that) when Duo was in the kitchen eating a banana and leaving the peel on the floor for Heero to

slip on. Duo was crawling on the floor sneaking behind Wufei's futon-couch thingy and pulled an air-horn

out of his pocket and blasted it right beside Wufei's ear. Wufei jumped up as if there was mass murderer

trying to kill Diana (plz ignore that again.) "AHHHHH;" Wufei screeched as he jumped up and slipped on

Duos banana peel and slipping back onto the couch and falling off right on his face. Duo burst out laughing,

not noticing that the banana peel was right in front of him, and he slipped on it as well while smacking his

head on the floor, still laughing. "Hey, Wufei," Duo started, knowing that Wufei would kick his ass if he got

his hands on him. "How did you get your hair?" "It all started when I was in china and I was going to school

and my mom made me get this haircut. I didn't really like it when I first got it but all the other boys said I

looked tough and all the girls said I looked cute," "especially this Diana girl you keep moaning about in your

sleep..." Duo interrupted. "AND then I came to Japan and I met these punk rocker people that seemed to

obsess about a band named Billy Talent and they said that if I put bacon grease in my hair I would look like a

pimp so I did and bacon grease doesn't come out of my hair so yea.... " Wufei said finishing his story. "Who

is this Diana girl anyways? Miss. Authoress can you explain please?" Duo asked me. "well she's one of my

bestest friends and she really likes Wufei so I decided to put her in this story...." "okie dokie mrs.pokey."

"whatever Duo."

END OF CHAPTER!!!! Ok that's the end of that to Diana and all of my fans out there. I will update whenever

I can (or if I'm totally bored out of my mind) so please read and review it will make me feel good and it will

encourage me to write more. Gomen 4 not reviewing as I had promised7 months ago. N e ways R&R PLZ IM

BEGGING YOU!!!!!!!