Round 1 Part 2 of 4
MFC: Alright Freddy, you and me right now.
Freddy: I'm going to cut your throat bitch.
MFC and Freddy charge at each other. They both go to punch the other when a blue blur zips by knocking both their arms away. MFC and Freddy jerk their heads and see Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic: Guys keep the fighting in the ring.
MFC: Fuck off hedgehog you have you idea what this is about.
Sonic: Ok if you wanna kill each other fine I tried to stop you.
Freddy: The blue guy is right I'll save it for the ring.
Team Horror walks away.
Sonic: Don't waste your energy on him MFC you'll need it for us.
Sonic zips away.
Voice: Hey MFC!
MFC: Who the fuck is it now!
MFC turns around to see Team Daria.
MFC: WHAT?
Daria: You just seem to be making a lot of friends at this tournament.
Chris: You've gotta relax.
MFC: Fuck you. This place is too crowded I'm going to train somewhere else.
MFC leaves. Team Urameshi follows him.
MFC: This sucks.
Hiei: What are you bitching about now?
MFC: Fucking stupid Sora he had to make that goddamn wish.
Kurama: Relax MFC. We should keep training it sounds like the next matches are starting.
In the ring...
Koto walks out.
Koto: Ok gore fans the next fight is Team Nintendo vs. Team Smash Bros.
The teams arrive at ringside. Roy enters for Team Smash Bros and Bowser enters for Team Nintendo.
Koto: Fight!
Bowser blows out a wave of flames, which Roy jumps over, and kicks Bowser in the face. The dragon moves back a little but seemingly unfazed by the attack. Bowser brings down his fist at Roy but Roy rolls out of the way. Roy draws his sword and slashes at Bowser's body. The shell around him keeps him protected and he knees Roy. Roy holds his chest. Bowser grabs Roy and picks him up about to bite off his head. As Bowser opens his mouth Roy jams his flaming sword through the back of Bowser's throat. Roy pulls it out and jumps out of the grip.
Koto: A victory for Team Smash Bros.
Wario steps in. Wario shoots a little fireball at Roy. Roy steps over it. Roy kicks at Wario but Wario puts up his arm and blocks it. Wario gives Roy a crushing blow to the face sending him out of the ring. Roy gets back in. Roy runs at Wario head on. Wario charges up a punch and when Roy is right infront of him Roy dashes behind Wario and stabs him from behind.
Wario: But I'm a Wario I'm a going to win.
Wario falls to the ground.
Fox: This can't go on.
Fox jumps in the ring. Roy grips his sword tightly. Fox pulls out his gun and in a flash shoots Roy through the head.
Koto: One win for Team Nintendo.
Falco: My turn.
Falco blasts off into the ring right at Fox. Fox rolls out of the way and shoots at Falco. Falco puts up his reflector shield and the blast goes right back at Fox. Fox does a backflip over it. Fox runs at Falco with tremendous speed and kicks him in the chin. Falco is sent back but stops himself. Falco uses the blast off move and crashes into Fox bolting him into the audience wall. The wall crumbles all over Fox. Falco raises his arm in victory. But Fox blasts out of the debris. Fox blasts back at the blue falcon. Fox this time crashes into Falco. Falco is sent sprawling through the air and into the audience. Koto counts to ten and proclaims Fox the winner. Jigglypuff suddenly starts to run away at ringside. Samus charges up one of her blasts and fires it at the Pokemon pansy vaporizing the wuss.
Zelda: Has she no shame just running like that.
Samus: Pathetic that's why I killed her.
Zelda: Well it looks like one of us has to fight.
Samus: On 2nd thought maybe the running wasn't such at bad idea.
Zelda: Don't pussy out on me.
Samus: But-
Zelda: NO EXCUSES IN FACT FUCK THE RULES!
Zelda transforms into Sheik and kills off Mario. Zelda transforms back.
Zelda: Fox, Marth, do you want to join Team Smash Bros or do you want to die.
Fox and Marth: Go Team Smash Bros!
Koto: Team Smash Bros advance to the next round. Next fight Team Sonic vs. Team Tekken.
Team Sonic speed to the ring. Team Tekken takes their time. The 2 teams arrive at the ring.
Sonic: So who wants to fight this round?
Amy: I'll fight and then have mad outrageous sex with you.
Sonic: Oh my god, just get in there and don't die.
Amy skips into the ring and for Team Tekken, Paul goes into the ring. The fight begins and Amy doesn't waste time. She pulls out her sledgehammer and smashes Paul's head everywhere. In a rage Bryan Fury leaps into the ring only to get his ribs broken by a blow to the chest with the hammer. Bryan hits the ground. Amy raises the hammer.
Sonic: Don't waste your time. Koto, count to ten.
Koto does so. Eddy Gordo moves in and Amy can't seem to hit him with her hammer. Eddy kicks Amy in the face and she flies across the ring. Eddy moves in closer when Amy trips him. When he's on the ground Amy hits him so hard with the hammer he bounces up 100 feet in the air and comes down and dies on impact.
Amy: This is fun.
In the stands...
MFC is overseeing the fight.
MFC: Hmmm sexy.
Voice: Hello bastard.
MFC turns around and sees Jamie Shinomori.
MFC: Holy shit didn't Eidelite kill you?
Jamie: To the untrained eye he did.
MFC: You lost me.
Jamie: He missed my vital organs but knocked the wind out of me.
MFC: And what do you want me to do?
Jamie: Just came to tell you.
MFC: WHY IN THIS STORY WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE TO SHOW UP IN MY DARK TOURNAMENT!
Jamie: Yes. But I decided to come watch this tournament. Oh and by the way where is Hiei?
MFC: Training.
Jamie: Take me to him.
MFC: No.
Jamie decapitates MFC with her chains. MFC picks up his head and puts head back on.
Voice: Where's Kurama?
MFC turns around and sees Suki Maehara.
MFC: Training.
Suki: Take me to him.
MFC: I'm watching the fucking match!
Jamie and Suki: NOW!
MFC: Fine. Follow me.
MFC bolts out of the stadium followed by the lovers of Hiei and Kurama.
Back in the ring...
Amy has just beat True Ogre to nothing. Jin steps in the ring. Jin powers up a punch and tries to hit Amy. Amy brings the hammer down and flattens his fist. Jin tries to kick her but she jumps out of the way. Amy just smashes Jin all over the ring to end the match.
Amy: Jeez this was easy.
Koto: Team Sonic wins.
Out in the training field...
MFC: Hiei, Kurama look who I found.
Hiei and Kurama: What?
Jamie and Suki walk out from behind MFC. Hiei and Kurama see them.
Hiei and Kurama: OH SHIT!
Hiei and Kurama run into the woods. Kurama trips over a log.
Kurama: HELP ME HIEI!
Hiei: Sorry friend but every man for himself.
Hiei keeps on running. Outside of the woods MFC, Yusuke, and Kuwabara are dying of laughter.
MFC: Oh this is priceless.
Yusuke: I know I have it on camera.
Kuwabara: If only Yukina liked me.
MFC stops laughing and punches Kuwabara in the face. MFC and Yusuke then laugh even more. Hiei is hiding in a tree.
Hiei: She'll never find me here.
Jamie (jumping down from a higher branch): Oh really.
Hiei: NOOOOOOOOO!
Well that's it for Part 2 Read, Review, and Save Kurama and Hiei.
MFC: Alright Freddy, you and me right now.
Freddy: I'm going to cut your throat bitch.
MFC and Freddy charge at each other. They both go to punch the other when a blue blur zips by knocking both their arms away. MFC and Freddy jerk their heads and see Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic: Guys keep the fighting in the ring.
MFC: Fuck off hedgehog you have you idea what this is about.
Sonic: Ok if you wanna kill each other fine I tried to stop you.
Freddy: The blue guy is right I'll save it for the ring.
Team Horror walks away.
Sonic: Don't waste your energy on him MFC you'll need it for us.
Sonic zips away.
Voice: Hey MFC!
MFC: Who the fuck is it now!
MFC turns around to see Team Daria.
MFC: WHAT?
Daria: You just seem to be making a lot of friends at this tournament.
Chris: You've gotta relax.
MFC: Fuck you. This place is too crowded I'm going to train somewhere else.
MFC leaves. Team Urameshi follows him.
MFC: This sucks.
Hiei: What are you bitching about now?
MFC: Fucking stupid Sora he had to make that goddamn wish.
Kurama: Relax MFC. We should keep training it sounds like the next matches are starting.
In the ring...
Koto walks out.
Koto: Ok gore fans the next fight is Team Nintendo vs. Team Smash Bros.
The teams arrive at ringside. Roy enters for Team Smash Bros and Bowser enters for Team Nintendo.
Koto: Fight!
Bowser blows out a wave of flames, which Roy jumps over, and kicks Bowser in the face. The dragon moves back a little but seemingly unfazed by the attack. Bowser brings down his fist at Roy but Roy rolls out of the way. Roy draws his sword and slashes at Bowser's body. The shell around him keeps him protected and he knees Roy. Roy holds his chest. Bowser grabs Roy and picks him up about to bite off his head. As Bowser opens his mouth Roy jams his flaming sword through the back of Bowser's throat. Roy pulls it out and jumps out of the grip.
Koto: A victory for Team Smash Bros.
Wario steps in. Wario shoots a little fireball at Roy. Roy steps over it. Roy kicks at Wario but Wario puts up his arm and blocks it. Wario gives Roy a crushing blow to the face sending him out of the ring. Roy gets back in. Roy runs at Wario head on. Wario charges up a punch and when Roy is right infront of him Roy dashes behind Wario and stabs him from behind.
Wario: But I'm a Wario I'm a going to win.
Wario falls to the ground.
Fox: This can't go on.
Fox jumps in the ring. Roy grips his sword tightly. Fox pulls out his gun and in a flash shoots Roy through the head.
Koto: One win for Team Nintendo.
Falco: My turn.
Falco blasts off into the ring right at Fox. Fox rolls out of the way and shoots at Falco. Falco puts up his reflector shield and the blast goes right back at Fox. Fox does a backflip over it. Fox runs at Falco with tremendous speed and kicks him in the chin. Falco is sent back but stops himself. Falco uses the blast off move and crashes into Fox bolting him into the audience wall. The wall crumbles all over Fox. Falco raises his arm in victory. But Fox blasts out of the debris. Fox blasts back at the blue falcon. Fox this time crashes into Falco. Falco is sent sprawling through the air and into the audience. Koto counts to ten and proclaims Fox the winner. Jigglypuff suddenly starts to run away at ringside. Samus charges up one of her blasts and fires it at the Pokemon pansy vaporizing the wuss.
Zelda: Has she no shame just running like that.
Samus: Pathetic that's why I killed her.
Zelda: Well it looks like one of us has to fight.
Samus: On 2nd thought maybe the running wasn't such at bad idea.
Zelda: Don't pussy out on me.
Samus: But-
Zelda: NO EXCUSES IN FACT FUCK THE RULES!
Zelda transforms into Sheik and kills off Mario. Zelda transforms back.
Zelda: Fox, Marth, do you want to join Team Smash Bros or do you want to die.
Fox and Marth: Go Team Smash Bros!
Koto: Team Smash Bros advance to the next round. Next fight Team Sonic vs. Team Tekken.
Team Sonic speed to the ring. Team Tekken takes their time. The 2 teams arrive at the ring.
Sonic: So who wants to fight this round?
Amy: I'll fight and then have mad outrageous sex with you.
Sonic: Oh my god, just get in there and don't die.
Amy skips into the ring and for Team Tekken, Paul goes into the ring. The fight begins and Amy doesn't waste time. She pulls out her sledgehammer and smashes Paul's head everywhere. In a rage Bryan Fury leaps into the ring only to get his ribs broken by a blow to the chest with the hammer. Bryan hits the ground. Amy raises the hammer.
Sonic: Don't waste your time. Koto, count to ten.
Koto does so. Eddy Gordo moves in and Amy can't seem to hit him with her hammer. Eddy kicks Amy in the face and she flies across the ring. Eddy moves in closer when Amy trips him. When he's on the ground Amy hits him so hard with the hammer he bounces up 100 feet in the air and comes down and dies on impact.
Amy: This is fun.
In the stands...
MFC is overseeing the fight.
MFC: Hmmm sexy.
Voice: Hello bastard.
MFC turns around and sees Jamie Shinomori.
MFC: Holy shit didn't Eidelite kill you?
Jamie: To the untrained eye he did.
MFC: You lost me.
Jamie: He missed my vital organs but knocked the wind out of me.
MFC: And what do you want me to do?
Jamie: Just came to tell you.
MFC: WHY IN THIS STORY WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE TO SHOW UP IN MY DARK TOURNAMENT!
Jamie: Yes. But I decided to come watch this tournament. Oh and by the way where is Hiei?
MFC: Training.
Jamie: Take me to him.
MFC: No.
Jamie decapitates MFC with her chains. MFC picks up his head and puts head back on.
Voice: Where's Kurama?
MFC turns around and sees Suki Maehara.
MFC: Training.
Suki: Take me to him.
MFC: I'm watching the fucking match!
Jamie and Suki: NOW!
MFC: Fine. Follow me.
MFC bolts out of the stadium followed by the lovers of Hiei and Kurama.
Back in the ring...
Amy has just beat True Ogre to nothing. Jin steps in the ring. Jin powers up a punch and tries to hit Amy. Amy brings the hammer down and flattens his fist. Jin tries to kick her but she jumps out of the way. Amy just smashes Jin all over the ring to end the match.
Amy: Jeez this was easy.
Koto: Team Sonic wins.
Out in the training field...
MFC: Hiei, Kurama look who I found.
Hiei and Kurama: What?
Jamie and Suki walk out from behind MFC. Hiei and Kurama see them.
Hiei and Kurama: OH SHIT!
Hiei and Kurama run into the woods. Kurama trips over a log.
Kurama: HELP ME HIEI!
Hiei: Sorry friend but every man for himself.
Hiei keeps on running. Outside of the woods MFC, Yusuke, and Kuwabara are dying of laughter.
MFC: Oh this is priceless.
Yusuke: I know I have it on camera.
Kuwabara: If only Yukina liked me.
MFC stops laughing and punches Kuwabara in the face. MFC and Yusuke then laugh even more. Hiei is hiding in a tree.
Hiei: She'll never find me here.
Jamie (jumping down from a higher branch): Oh really.
Hiei: NOOOOOOOOO!
Well that's it for Part 2 Read, Review, and Save Kurama and Hiei.
