karmawiccan: I hope because it's twisted you won't stop reading. lol. The twist, it will come. Soon, like really really soon.

MisFaith1029: Thank you =) Course I can put in more Faith and Angel.
"Wow, so pops and Darla are tying the knot?" Faith said as her, Buffy and Spike walked through the cemetery.

Buffy had hesitated when Spike asked her if he could come along. He could get seriously hurt, but there was no telling Spike no. And she knew he would only follow them.

"Yep, and you and Angel are gonna be brother and sister," Spike said.

"Not a chance," she said, laughing. "We're not tied by blood, so we're not brother and sister. And besides, our father isn't even our father, so even then..."

"Just cause your da' wasn't there doesn't mean you're not..."

"No, Spike, he's not our birth father," Buffy said. "Mom got pregnant with us before she married him, and then he just accepted us as his own. But he never adopted us, so we're not really his kids..."

"B, undead action straight ahead," Faith said, interrupting their conversation.

Buffy looked to Spike. "Stay here, and please... Don't get hurt."

He kissed her before she ran off after Faith, over to the vampire. He watched for a minute, and looked around at the tombstones. Curiousity filling him, he looked up and saw that they were still fighting.

Creeping over, he tried to get a better look at what was going on.

"You're making a mistake," the vampire said. "You don't understand."

"I think I understand quite fine. You, vampire. Me, Slayer. Stake, heart," Faith said.

"That's all well and great luv, but... I have a soul," he said, ducking from her punch. "I'm not evil."

Faith laughed. "Right. Maybe you didn't hear my earlier speech. You, vamp..."

"William?" the vampire said, looking at Spike over Buffy's shoulder.

Buffy whiped around and saw her boyfriend standing there. "Spike, I mean this in the nicest way possible, get lost."

"How do you know my name?" Spike asked nervously.

"Don't you recognize me?" the vampire asked, walking closer to him. Buffy stood in his way, blocking his path. He looked down at her, then back up to Spike. "It's me William, your father."

"F-father?" he stuttered. "No, my father, he left."

"He was not your father William," he said. "Your mother gave you up."

"My mother?" he asked. "Your-You're lying."

"Can I stake him now?" Faith asked, rolling her eyes. "This little father son reunion is really boring me."

"Can I just... Have a minute?" the vampire asked. The two Slayers gave him looks that screamed no, and he sighed. "You don't have to leave. I'd just like to explain..."

Buffy looked to Spike, and knew that he wanted to know. She relaxed, and pulled Faith over to the side. "One minute. And if you try anything, this stake will go through your non-beating heart in one second," Buffy said.

He nodded, and turned to Spike. "Your mother, she was a Slayer, quite like these two. I was souled back then too, when we met, eighteen years ago, and we fell in love... But I lost my soul, and your mother, she must have panicked and didn't know what to do, so she gave you up."

"My mother was a Slayer? And... And you're a vampire?"

"Souled vampire, but yes. I know it sounds completely purpostrious, but it's true. I... I tried to find you, once I was... I got my soul back. And now I finally did."

"And what about my mother?" Spike asked. "If she was a Slayer, and Buffy is now... Then she must've..."

"Died, yes. Years ago, but she loved you. She did," he said. "And I do too.

"And what makes you think I want a bloody thing to do with you?" Spike asked. "You're a vampire."

"I know son. I've been one for longer then you can imagine. I'm not asking to be your father, but..."

"I grew up without one, I'm fine," he said. "Now I suggest you leave before my girlfriend dusts you."

"She's your girl, is she?" he asked, smiling. "Slayers always were irresistable."

"I don't wanna suck her blood," Spike said.

"Time's up," Faith said, walking over. "Can I stake him now, or have you two formed some special bond?"

"He's souled Faith, we should let him walk," Buffy said, coming up behind her.

"You're just saying that cause he's your boyfriend's father."

"No, I'm saying that cause it's the right thing to do," Buffy said, and turned to the vampire. "Leave, um... Mr. Spike's dad."

"William is my name," he said. "I guess your mother liked it."

"Okay William, leave before I change my mind," Buffy said, and watched as he disappeared.

She turned to Spike and touched his shoulder, but he pulled away.

"I'm going for a walk," he said.

"No, you're not," Buffy said. "Vampires."

"I'll scream if I need you," he said before walking away in the same direction his father had.
Ummm... That was B-A-D, bad.