Round 1 Part 3 of 4
Koto is standing in the ring.
Koto: Well gore fans our next match is Team Daria vs. Random.
The 2 teams walk to the ring. Chris is wearing a red outfit, shirt brown hair (shirt, jeans, and trenchcoat.)
Chris: Well Daria, after watching a few fights aren't you glad I gave you a scythe otherwise we may not be able to hold our own.
Daria: Yet another reason I'm glad you talked me into this.
Jane: Well look at the bright side if the other team doesn't kill us the crowd will.
Quinn: This better not get my clothes dirty I bought them on sale and they won't return them.
Trent: What am I doing here again?
Chris: We needed another member for the team.
In the stands. . .
MFC: Hmmm interesting neither of these teams have any real power I wonder how they expect to get passed the round after this one.
Hiei (covered in lipstick marks): You're obviously not concentrating look at the kid in the red and look at the Captain of Team Random closer.
Kurama (also covered in lipstick marks): I see.
MFC: So those 2 are actually low-level demons. Oh and you guys do realize you're covered in kiss marks.
Hiei: WHAT?! (rubs his face and sees lipstick) FUCK!
Kurama: o.0 MFC I don't think you understand it would have been more pleasant if they had raped us.
They both run to a restroom.
Back in the ring. . .
Koto (nagging): Whenever you guys are ready.
Brodie: I'll go in first but this is kinda like what happened to my Cousin Walter one time he got in a fight and actually got his dick ripped off! True story this happened a little while after he got the cat stuck in his ass and jerked off on a supposedly doomed airplane.
Brodie steps into the ring.
Daria: Trent, I think your band members are looking for you I'd get into the ring they'll never think of looking for you in a populated place.
Jane: And while you're in there you can fight oh wait that's what you have to do anyway.
Trent: Whatever.
Trent steps into the ring.
Koto: FIGHT!
Trent just stands there lazily. Brodie walks over and kicks Trent in the face. Trent hits the ground with a hard thud.
Trent (getting up): This is the weirdest concert I've been to.
Daria: It can't be the fact that he's trying to kill him and there's no actual music playing.
Trent: Oh I thought it was going to be different this is just like every other concert I've been to.
Brodie runs at Trent and gets clotheslined. Trent starts moshing to music that isn't playing he jumps around ring and starts smashing into Brodie. The Mallrat can't seem to get up a good defense. Brodie gets hit in the back and slams into the ground. Trent moshes toward Brodie but Brodie is ready this time and grabs Trent and knees him in the stomach. Trent spits up and blood and Brodie punches the grunge rocker in the jaw sending him into the ground. Brodie jumps on Trent's neck snapping it.
Koto: Brodie wins!
Brodie: Oh shit did I just do that?
Jay: Yea Brodie-Man noochie noochies. You beat that motherfucker like it ain't no thang.
Brodie walks out of the ring and Trish walks in.
Chris (V.O): That's not even a real being.
Quinn: Ugh why is she wearing that it's so not her color.
Chris: I may have to handle this.
Chris steps into the ring.
In the stands. . .
MFC (V.O): Not even a real being is she well she's got a nice rack. I'm going down to ringside.
MFC walks through the doorway and down to the ground level. A guard stops MFC.
MFC: Move.
Guard: Sir, you cannot go to ringside.
MFC: You shall move or you will die.
Guard: Stand back.
MFC picks up the guard and shoves him through a cement wall and walks out to ringside. In the ring Chris and Trish are staring each other down.
Trish: THERE!
Chris: What?
Chris looks behind him. Trish takes advantage of Chris' gullibility and electrocutes him. Trish being able to move the bolts raises Chris up and slams him into the ring. Chris gets up and dodges another electricity attack. Chris rushes at Trish and kicks her out of the ring. Trish goes flying to MFC. MFC steps aside and Trish crashes into the audience. Koto counts to 5 and Trish is back in the ring.
Trish: Quick Dante, give me your guns.
Dante: Right.
Dante tosses Trish his handguns. Trish opens fire on Chris. Chris is now dodging the bullets like mad. Chris can hear them whiz by and this is nerve- racking for him. Chris dodges a few more rounds and takes a charge at Trish. He jumps up and punches vertically down. This plows Trish through the ground. Chris takes the guns in the process and fires into the hole Trish made. Chris turns and points the guns at Koto.
Chris: Count.
Koto (nervous): Ok.
Koto counts to 10.
Dante: NO TRISH! I am going to kill you.
Dante jumps into the ring and pulls out Alastor (electric sword). Dante runs at Chris and in return takes a devastating kick to the chest by Chris. Chris aims the guns point blank at Dante's head. Dante smacks the guns out of Chris' hands and stabs his sword through Chris' foot so deep in the ground Chris can't pull it out.
Dante: Wait here.
Dante walks back a little and jumps into the air and becomes the Alastor demon. Dante starts firing bolt after bolt of lighting into Chris.
Quinn: How much can Chris take?
Daria: Just enough until he dies.
Jane: Even at a time like this you keep your cynical humor.
Daria: Yep.
Jane: That's why you're my best friend.
Chris suddenly bursts into flames and when the flames clear a red demon with huge wings emerges. Chris flies at Dante and Dante flies at Chris. They both throw a punch at each other and their fists collide making sparks fly everywhere. Dante punches Chris in the face then dodges a fireball Chris shot from his mouth. Chris flies into Dante knocking the wind out of him. Dante notices MFC at ringside.
Dante (V.O): What is that guy doing here I'm sensing huge power from him is he here to interfere with the match.
MFC (V.O to Dante): I'm only here to watch keep your mind on the fight.
Dante: You can read my thoughts.
MFC: You just keep asking questions and that why you died.
Dante: What?
Dante looks up and Chris flies right through him. Chris lands on the ground safely followed by the dead body of Dante.
Koto: Chris wins.
In the stands. . .
Randal: This is it Dante burn boys are going to get their asses kicked.
Dante: Randal, are you sure these are good seats.
Randal: Why?
Dante: We're surrounded by demons.
Randal: So?
Dante: That doesn't strike you as odd.
Randal: They're smarter and nicer than the customers we have to put up with are.
Dante: Whatever.
Back in the ring. . .
Jay enters the ring.
Jay: You know what Silent Bob you suck I've gotta fight this motherfucker well, fuck that if I die I'm dying high.
Jay pulls out a blunt and lights it up.
Jay: Yea the only way to travel.
Chris: Jay are you seriously going to fight me stoned?
Jay: You're mama. (Starts laughing)
Chris: Fuck you.
Chris charges at Jay and takes a swing but Jay staggers out of the way of Chris' punch. Chris fires a fireball at Jay. Jay trips over himself and it misses him. Jay gets up and staggers to Chris and jams the blunt in his eye.
Chris: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Jay starts laughing uncontrollably.
MFC: This is fucking weak.
MFC pulls out a beer and chucks it at Chris and hits him in the face. Chris grabs his face and flips over.
Koto: HEY, You're not on either team why are you fighting?
MFC: Shut up bitch.
Jay staggers over to Chris and picks up the broken glass around him and stabs Chris in the back of the head.
Jay: Damn that was the weirdest game of Pong I've ever played.
Daria: Do you want me to take care of this?
Jane: Go ahead.
Daria leaps into the ring and in one foul swoop slices Jay in half. Daria spins around and throws the scythe like a Frisbee and slices Silent Bob and Brodie in half. It keeps going but MFC jumps over it.
Koto: After that it appears Team Daria wins.
Daria: I thought the people in this tournament were smart enough to get away from that.
Jane: Daria, what have I told you about getting your hopes up?
Daria: Nothing.
Jane: Then it's ok but don't your hopes up.
Koto: Now for Team Toguro and Team Marvel!
The 2 teams walk to the ring. Team Toguro all shoot MFC wicked stares. Team Marvel sends Hulk into the ring first. Karasu enters for Team Toguro.
Koto: Ok we have Karasu vs. Hulk, FIGHT!
Hulk stomps toward Karasu. Hulk punches down at Karasu. The gothic lover of Kurama leaps in the air. Hulk looks up and Karasu is swooping down at him. Hulk takes a swing and hits Karasu in the stomach sending him into the crowd.
Hulk: HULK SMASH!
Koto starts counting but Karasu is back in the ring by 3. Hulk slams his fists into the ground making an earthquake and throws Karasu off balance. Hulk leaps at Karasu and Karasu runs his hands down Hulk's face.
Hulk: Puny thing like touching Hulk what a queer.
Karasu: I needn't touch you to defeat you it's just one of the perks.
Hulk's face explodes open covering Koto in blood.
Koto: Karasu, is the winner.
Wolverine: Cockroaches, I'll fight them all.
Elder Toguro: Bui, you handle this.
Bui steps into the ring. Wolverine unleashes his claws and starts to do his slashing at Bui. Bui's armor isn't getting harmed at all from the claws so Bui forms his axe and slams it through Wolverine.
Younger Toguro: Bui, it's my turn.
Younger Toguro steps into the ring.
Toguro: All 3 of you attack me.
Spider-Man, Carnage, and Daredevil run into the ring and start attacking Younger Toguro. Toguro is blocking the attacks easily. Spider-Man shoots his webs along with Carnage's symbiote web and tie Toguro up. Daredevil bashes Toguro in the face with his stick thing. Toguro struggles with the webs as he his being pummeled by Spider-Man, Carnage, and Daredevil. Toguro powers up to 60% and bursts out of the webs. Spider-Man kicks Toguro in the face but to no effect. Toguro punches the Captain of Team Marvel in the face and pieces of Spider-Man's head flies everywhere. Daredevil speeds to Toguro but gets a hole punched through his stomach. Carnage kicks Toguro in the face and sends the demon sprawling across the ring. Toguro gets up and dodges an axe fist Carnage has made. Toguro tries to uppercut Carnage and misses, Carnage does a backflip kick breaking Toguro's chin. Toguro hits the ground with a massive crash. Koto counts to 10. But To
Carnage: You fools can try your luck.
Elder Toguro, Bui, and Karasu all go into the ring and in a swift movement Carnage is killed. In slow motion Elder Toguro stabs Carnage through the face, Bui slices him in half, and Karasu blows him up.
Koto: Team Toguro wins!
Elder Toguro picks up his brother and they leave. MFC decides to leave and see how Kurama and Hiei are doing after the "rape". MFC sees Kurama and Hiei in the crowd.
MFC: Why are you guys sitting?
Kurama: They're looking for us.
MFC glances up and sees Jamie and Suki walking around.
MFC: Do you guys want me to take care of them?
Hiei and Kurama nod. MFC floats up to Jamie and Suki.
MFC: Hey I know where Hiei and Kurama are.
Jamie and Suki: WHERE!
MFC: They are-
Sapphire: MFC!
MFC: Oh shit!
MFC ditches followed closely by Sapphire of Serenity.
Announcer: The next match has been changed Team Urameshi will fight Team Calibur.
Kurama: This isn't good.
Yusuke (next to Kayko): I thought we had more time.
Koto: Team Urameshi and Team Calibur please report to the ring.
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Koto is standing in the ring.
Koto: Well gore fans our next match is Team Daria vs. Random.
The 2 teams walk to the ring. Chris is wearing a red outfit, shirt brown hair (shirt, jeans, and trenchcoat.)
Chris: Well Daria, after watching a few fights aren't you glad I gave you a scythe otherwise we may not be able to hold our own.
Daria: Yet another reason I'm glad you talked me into this.
Jane: Well look at the bright side if the other team doesn't kill us the crowd will.
Quinn: This better not get my clothes dirty I bought them on sale and they won't return them.
Trent: What am I doing here again?
Chris: We needed another member for the team.
In the stands. . .
MFC: Hmmm interesting neither of these teams have any real power I wonder how they expect to get passed the round after this one.
Hiei (covered in lipstick marks): You're obviously not concentrating look at the kid in the red and look at the Captain of Team Random closer.
Kurama (also covered in lipstick marks): I see.
MFC: So those 2 are actually low-level demons. Oh and you guys do realize you're covered in kiss marks.
Hiei: WHAT?! (rubs his face and sees lipstick) FUCK!
Kurama: o.0 MFC I don't think you understand it would have been more pleasant if they had raped us.
They both run to a restroom.
Back in the ring. . .
Koto (nagging): Whenever you guys are ready.
Brodie: I'll go in first but this is kinda like what happened to my Cousin Walter one time he got in a fight and actually got his dick ripped off! True story this happened a little while after he got the cat stuck in his ass and jerked off on a supposedly doomed airplane.
Brodie steps into the ring.
Daria: Trent, I think your band members are looking for you I'd get into the ring they'll never think of looking for you in a populated place.
Jane: And while you're in there you can fight oh wait that's what you have to do anyway.
Trent: Whatever.
Trent steps into the ring.
Koto: FIGHT!
Trent just stands there lazily. Brodie walks over and kicks Trent in the face. Trent hits the ground with a hard thud.
Trent (getting up): This is the weirdest concert I've been to.
Daria: It can't be the fact that he's trying to kill him and there's no actual music playing.
Trent: Oh I thought it was going to be different this is just like every other concert I've been to.
Brodie runs at Trent and gets clotheslined. Trent starts moshing to music that isn't playing he jumps around ring and starts smashing into Brodie. The Mallrat can't seem to get up a good defense. Brodie gets hit in the back and slams into the ground. Trent moshes toward Brodie but Brodie is ready this time and grabs Trent and knees him in the stomach. Trent spits up and blood and Brodie punches the grunge rocker in the jaw sending him into the ground. Brodie jumps on Trent's neck snapping it.
Koto: Brodie wins!
Brodie: Oh shit did I just do that?
Jay: Yea Brodie-Man noochie noochies. You beat that motherfucker like it ain't no thang.
Brodie walks out of the ring and Trish walks in.
Chris (V.O): That's not even a real being.
Quinn: Ugh why is she wearing that it's so not her color.
Chris: I may have to handle this.
Chris steps into the ring.
In the stands. . .
MFC (V.O): Not even a real being is she well she's got a nice rack. I'm going down to ringside.
MFC walks through the doorway and down to the ground level. A guard stops MFC.
MFC: Move.
Guard: Sir, you cannot go to ringside.
MFC: You shall move or you will die.
Guard: Stand back.
MFC picks up the guard and shoves him through a cement wall and walks out to ringside. In the ring Chris and Trish are staring each other down.
Trish: THERE!
Chris: What?
Chris looks behind him. Trish takes advantage of Chris' gullibility and electrocutes him. Trish being able to move the bolts raises Chris up and slams him into the ring. Chris gets up and dodges another electricity attack. Chris rushes at Trish and kicks her out of the ring. Trish goes flying to MFC. MFC steps aside and Trish crashes into the audience. Koto counts to 5 and Trish is back in the ring.
Trish: Quick Dante, give me your guns.
Dante: Right.
Dante tosses Trish his handguns. Trish opens fire on Chris. Chris is now dodging the bullets like mad. Chris can hear them whiz by and this is nerve- racking for him. Chris dodges a few more rounds and takes a charge at Trish. He jumps up and punches vertically down. This plows Trish through the ground. Chris takes the guns in the process and fires into the hole Trish made. Chris turns and points the guns at Koto.
Chris: Count.
Koto (nervous): Ok.
Koto counts to 10.
Dante: NO TRISH! I am going to kill you.
Dante jumps into the ring and pulls out Alastor (electric sword). Dante runs at Chris and in return takes a devastating kick to the chest by Chris. Chris aims the guns point blank at Dante's head. Dante smacks the guns out of Chris' hands and stabs his sword through Chris' foot so deep in the ground Chris can't pull it out.
Dante: Wait here.
Dante walks back a little and jumps into the air and becomes the Alastor demon. Dante starts firing bolt after bolt of lighting into Chris.
Quinn: How much can Chris take?
Daria: Just enough until he dies.
Jane: Even at a time like this you keep your cynical humor.
Daria: Yep.
Jane: That's why you're my best friend.
Chris suddenly bursts into flames and when the flames clear a red demon with huge wings emerges. Chris flies at Dante and Dante flies at Chris. They both throw a punch at each other and their fists collide making sparks fly everywhere. Dante punches Chris in the face then dodges a fireball Chris shot from his mouth. Chris flies into Dante knocking the wind out of him. Dante notices MFC at ringside.
Dante (V.O): What is that guy doing here I'm sensing huge power from him is he here to interfere with the match.
MFC (V.O to Dante): I'm only here to watch keep your mind on the fight.
Dante: You can read my thoughts.
MFC: You just keep asking questions and that why you died.
Dante: What?
Dante looks up and Chris flies right through him. Chris lands on the ground safely followed by the dead body of Dante.
Koto: Chris wins.
In the stands. . .
Randal: This is it Dante burn boys are going to get their asses kicked.
Dante: Randal, are you sure these are good seats.
Randal: Why?
Dante: We're surrounded by demons.
Randal: So?
Dante: That doesn't strike you as odd.
Randal: They're smarter and nicer than the customers we have to put up with are.
Dante: Whatever.
Back in the ring. . .
Jay enters the ring.
Jay: You know what Silent Bob you suck I've gotta fight this motherfucker well, fuck that if I die I'm dying high.
Jay pulls out a blunt and lights it up.
Jay: Yea the only way to travel.
Chris: Jay are you seriously going to fight me stoned?
Jay: You're mama. (Starts laughing)
Chris: Fuck you.
Chris charges at Jay and takes a swing but Jay staggers out of the way of Chris' punch. Chris fires a fireball at Jay. Jay trips over himself and it misses him. Jay gets up and staggers to Chris and jams the blunt in his eye.
Chris: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Jay starts laughing uncontrollably.
MFC: This is fucking weak.
MFC pulls out a beer and chucks it at Chris and hits him in the face. Chris grabs his face and flips over.
Koto: HEY, You're not on either team why are you fighting?
MFC: Shut up bitch.
Jay staggers over to Chris and picks up the broken glass around him and stabs Chris in the back of the head.
Jay: Damn that was the weirdest game of Pong I've ever played.
Daria: Do you want me to take care of this?
Jane: Go ahead.
Daria leaps into the ring and in one foul swoop slices Jay in half. Daria spins around and throws the scythe like a Frisbee and slices Silent Bob and Brodie in half. It keeps going but MFC jumps over it.
Koto: After that it appears Team Daria wins.
Daria: I thought the people in this tournament were smart enough to get away from that.
Jane: Daria, what have I told you about getting your hopes up?
Daria: Nothing.
Jane: Then it's ok but don't your hopes up.
Koto: Now for Team Toguro and Team Marvel!
The 2 teams walk to the ring. Team Toguro all shoot MFC wicked stares. Team Marvel sends Hulk into the ring first. Karasu enters for Team Toguro.
Koto: Ok we have Karasu vs. Hulk, FIGHT!
Hulk stomps toward Karasu. Hulk punches down at Karasu. The gothic lover of Kurama leaps in the air. Hulk looks up and Karasu is swooping down at him. Hulk takes a swing and hits Karasu in the stomach sending him into the crowd.
Hulk: HULK SMASH!
Koto starts counting but Karasu is back in the ring by 3. Hulk slams his fists into the ground making an earthquake and throws Karasu off balance. Hulk leaps at Karasu and Karasu runs his hands down Hulk's face.
Hulk: Puny thing like touching Hulk what a queer.
Karasu: I needn't touch you to defeat you it's just one of the perks.
Hulk's face explodes open covering Koto in blood.
Koto: Karasu, is the winner.
Wolverine: Cockroaches, I'll fight them all.
Elder Toguro: Bui, you handle this.
Bui steps into the ring. Wolverine unleashes his claws and starts to do his slashing at Bui. Bui's armor isn't getting harmed at all from the claws so Bui forms his axe and slams it through Wolverine.
Younger Toguro: Bui, it's my turn.
Younger Toguro steps into the ring.
Toguro: All 3 of you attack me.
Spider-Man, Carnage, and Daredevil run into the ring and start attacking Younger Toguro. Toguro is blocking the attacks easily. Spider-Man shoots his webs along with Carnage's symbiote web and tie Toguro up. Daredevil bashes Toguro in the face with his stick thing. Toguro struggles with the webs as he his being pummeled by Spider-Man, Carnage, and Daredevil. Toguro powers up to 60% and bursts out of the webs. Spider-Man kicks Toguro in the face but to no effect. Toguro punches the Captain of Team Marvel in the face and pieces of Spider-Man's head flies everywhere. Daredevil speeds to Toguro but gets a hole punched through his stomach. Carnage kicks Toguro in the face and sends the demon sprawling across the ring. Toguro gets up and dodges an axe fist Carnage has made. Toguro tries to uppercut Carnage and misses, Carnage does a backflip kick breaking Toguro's chin. Toguro hits the ground with a massive crash. Koto counts to 10. But To
Carnage: You fools can try your luck.
Elder Toguro, Bui, and Karasu all go into the ring and in a swift movement Carnage is killed. In slow motion Elder Toguro stabs Carnage through the face, Bui slices him in half, and Karasu blows him up.
Koto: Team Toguro wins!
Elder Toguro picks up his brother and they leave. MFC decides to leave and see how Kurama and Hiei are doing after the "rape". MFC sees Kurama and Hiei in the crowd.
MFC: Why are you guys sitting?
Kurama: They're looking for us.
MFC glances up and sees Jamie and Suki walking around.
MFC: Do you guys want me to take care of them?
Hiei and Kurama nod. MFC floats up to Jamie and Suki.
MFC: Hey I know where Hiei and Kurama are.
Jamie and Suki: WHERE!
MFC: They are-
Sapphire: MFC!
MFC: Oh shit!
MFC ditches followed closely by Sapphire of Serenity.
Announcer: The next match has been changed Team Urameshi will fight Team Calibur.
Kurama: This isn't good.
Yusuke (next to Kayko): I thought we had more time.
Koto: Team Urameshi and Team Calibur please report to the ring.
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