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Inuyasha has just changed his name and who knows what could happen read on to find out what happens in the soap "Once Upon An Idiot"

Kagome: LASHAWNDA!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: Yeah, you got a problem with it.

Alyssa: I do, because it sounds made up

Kagome: So this is how the whole making up names started.

Inuyasha: I need my beauty rest lets all have a sleepover!

Miroku: So Sango what nighty are you going to wear tonight?

Sango: SLAP I'm not telling you!

Miroku: You know you love me!

Kagome: EVERYONE JUST GO TO SLEEP!

-Day 2-

Kagome: Where's Inuyasha?

Sango: Where's Alyssa?

Miroku: Uh Um... I don't know

Sango: Spill it Miroku!

Miroku: Okay, Alyssa took Inuyasha for implants

Kagome: HOW DID THEY EVEN GET THROUGH THE WELL?

Miroku: Oh heh heh they also took the jewel shard

Kagome: WHAT!!!!!!!!????????

Miroku: They left you one too if that helps any.

Kagome leaves to find "LaShawnda"

Miroku: So Sango guess its just you and me wink

Sango: Dream on Miroku.

Me: Sango there is no hiding it Sango Beats the hell out of me

Me: Well its true!

Sango: You sure you don't want to take that back?

Miroku: Ooooh catfight, WAIT! Let me get a baby pool and some oil! No wait PUDDING!

Inuyasha: IMMMMMMMMMMMM BACCCCCCCK!

Miroku: have we met young woman? Would you consider bearing my children?

Inuyasha kisses Miroku

Me: OMFG!

Inuyasha: What?

Me: Oh I don't know, THE FACT THAT YOUR FRENCHING MIROKU!

Miroku: OMG! That's Inuyasha?!?!?

Inuyasha: eh hem it's LaShawnda get it straight girlfriend

Me: That's it! Grabs Inu We are going back to china!

Inuyasha: Yeah thanks Yosh I need bigger boobies

We both jump in well

Me: Doctor we need breast reduction and we need his privates back.

Dr. Yoshimitsu: Can do

Me: oh also could you please hypnotize him and make him believe he is a guy again?

Dr. Yoshimitsu: Again, can do.

Stay Tuned and see what happens next on "Once Upon An Idiot"