-Disclaimer- I do not own any of these cartoon characters, but I do own some of the phrases.

-A Sleepover-

Me: I'm so bored on this lonely Saturday night time to call Shorty!

Dials number

Shorty: Hello

Me: Hey yo wassup, wanna sleep over?

Shorty: Sure!

Me: well then get your short lil ass over here!

Door bell rings

Me: That was incredibly fast

Shorty: Well yeah. But promise me one thing

Me: What's that Shorty

Shorty: DO NOT KICK ME AGAIN!

Me: I'll try but no guarantees

Shorty: OK

Me: Come on

Shorty: Where are we going?

Me: TO APPLE WORLD!

Shorty: No seriously

Me: Oh nowhere just coughFeudal eracough

Shorty: you mean!!!!????

Me: yep

Shorty: YIPPEE-KI-A!

both jump in well

Me: hey gang this is Shorty

All: hey Shorty!

Me: Sorry if Inuyasha is mean he just had surgery

Kagome: My baby is back!

Me: Kagome, see the money go fetch!

throws fake money far, far away

Me: that will keep her busy whispers under breath prissy biotch

Sesshomaru pops out of nowhere

Sesshomaru: Prepare to die Inuyasha!

Shorty: whispers to me who is that?

Me: that's Sesshomaru, Inuyasha's brother whispers he lives in an asylum

Miroku: I have been in there, my advice is to drop the soap as much as possible

Sango: Miroku that's prison

Miroku: it's the same thing only the guys in the asylum are more pleasing

Shippo: Miroku! Please stop, go on the computer or something

Miroku: will do bbl lata ya'll

Me: when did you get all ghetto fabulous!

Shorty: Hun I was born ghetto fab

Me: so any1 for some games?

All: OO OO ME! ME!

Me: alright howz about truth or dare?

Inuyasha: Sounds good to me

Sesshomaru: ME FIRST!

Me: Ok

Sesshomaru: Shorty, Truth or dare?

Shorty: Dare me sucka

Sesshomaru: ok, I dare you to... Uh Um

Me: ok then I dare you to kiss Sesshy

Shorty and Sesshy kiss

-10 mins lata-

Me: poke poke uh Shorty?????

Sango: I'm out cuz I'm tired nighty night

Inuyasha: Guess it's just you and me Yosh

Me: what in the world do you suppose we do?

Inu kisses me

-See what happens next because I'm too tired to write so BYE!-