-Disclaimer- I do not own any of these cartoon characters, but I do own
some of the phrases.
-A Sleepover-
Me: I'm so bored on this lonely Saturday night time to call Shorty!
Dials number
Shorty: Hello
Me: Hey yo wassup, wanna sleep over?
Shorty: Sure!
Me: well then get your short lil ass over here!
Door bell rings
Me: That was incredibly fast
Shorty: Well yeah. But promise me one thing
Me: What's that Shorty
Shorty: DO NOT KICK ME AGAIN!
Me: I'll try but no guarantees
Shorty: OK
Me: Come on
Shorty: Where are we going?
Me: TO APPLE WORLD!
Shorty: No seriously
Me: Oh nowhere just coughFeudal eracough
Shorty: you mean!!!!????
Me: yep
Shorty: YIPPEE-KI-A!
both jump in well
Me: hey gang this is Shorty
All: hey Shorty!
Me: Sorry if Inuyasha is mean he just had surgery
Kagome: My baby is back!
Me: Kagome, see the money go fetch!
throws fake money far, far away
Me: that will keep her busy whispers under breath prissy biotch
Sesshomaru pops out of nowhere
Sesshomaru: Prepare to die Inuyasha!
Shorty: whispers to me who is that?
Me: that's Sesshomaru, Inuyasha's brother whispers he lives in an asylum
Miroku: I have been in there, my advice is to drop the soap as much as possible
Sango: Miroku that's prison
Miroku: it's the same thing only the guys in the asylum are more pleasing
Shippo: Miroku! Please stop, go on the computer or something
Miroku: will do bbl lata ya'll
Me: when did you get all ghetto fabulous!
Shorty: Hun I was born ghetto fab
Me: so any1 for some games?
All: OO OO ME! ME!
Me: alright howz about truth or dare?
Inuyasha: Sounds good to me
Sesshomaru: ME FIRST!
Me: Ok
Sesshomaru: Shorty, Truth or dare?
Shorty: Dare me sucka
Sesshomaru: ok, I dare you to... Uh Um
Me: ok then I dare you to kiss Sesshy
Shorty and Sesshy kiss
-10 mins lata-
Me: poke poke uh Shorty?????
Sango: I'm out cuz I'm tired nighty night
Inuyasha: Guess it's just you and me Yosh
Me: what in the world do you suppose we do?
Inu kisses me
-See what happens next because I'm too tired to write so BYE!-
-A Sleepover-
Me: I'm so bored on this lonely Saturday night time to call Shorty!
Dials number
Shorty: Hello
Me: Hey yo wassup, wanna sleep over?
Shorty: Sure!
Me: well then get your short lil ass over here!
Door bell rings
Me: That was incredibly fast
Shorty: Well yeah. But promise me one thing
Me: What's that Shorty
Shorty: DO NOT KICK ME AGAIN!
Me: I'll try but no guarantees
Shorty: OK
Me: Come on
Shorty: Where are we going?
Me: TO APPLE WORLD!
Shorty: No seriously
Me: Oh nowhere just coughFeudal eracough
Shorty: you mean!!!!????
Me: yep
Shorty: YIPPEE-KI-A!
both jump in well
Me: hey gang this is Shorty
All: hey Shorty!
Me: Sorry if Inuyasha is mean he just had surgery
Kagome: My baby is back!
Me: Kagome, see the money go fetch!
throws fake money far, far away
Me: that will keep her busy whispers under breath prissy biotch
Sesshomaru pops out of nowhere
Sesshomaru: Prepare to die Inuyasha!
Shorty: whispers to me who is that?
Me: that's Sesshomaru, Inuyasha's brother whispers he lives in an asylum
Miroku: I have been in there, my advice is to drop the soap as much as possible
Sango: Miroku that's prison
Miroku: it's the same thing only the guys in the asylum are more pleasing
Shippo: Miroku! Please stop, go on the computer or something
Miroku: will do bbl lata ya'll
Me: when did you get all ghetto fabulous!
Shorty: Hun I was born ghetto fab
Me: so any1 for some games?
All: OO OO ME! ME!
Me: alright howz about truth or dare?
Inuyasha: Sounds good to me
Sesshomaru: ME FIRST!
Me: Ok
Sesshomaru: Shorty, Truth or dare?
Shorty: Dare me sucka
Sesshomaru: ok, I dare you to... Uh Um
Me: ok then I dare you to kiss Sesshy
Shorty and Sesshy kiss
-10 mins lata-
Me: poke poke uh Shorty?????
Sango: I'm out cuz I'm tired nighty night
Inuyasha: Guess it's just you and me Yosh
Me: what in the world do you suppose we do?
Inu kisses me
-See what happens next because I'm too tired to write so BYE!-
