Round 3 in A Nutshell
Koto: It appears that there are 4 teams left. Team Sonic, Horror, Toguro, and Urameshi. Our next match is Team Horror vs. Team Sonic.
The Team Horror walks out and they only have Freddy, Chucky, and Pinhead. Team Sonic walks out but it is only Shadow.
Chucky: What's this shit?
Shadow: Quite simple my porcelain friend I'm going to kill you all.
Chucky: This fucker has it coming let me kill him.
Freddy: Fine beat up a hedgehog see if I care.
Chucky climbs into the ring he's shorter than Shadow. Chucky pulls out a knife.
Koto: FIGHT!
Chucky tries to stabs Shadow but Shadow grabs Chucky's hand with immense speed. Shadow backhands Chucky to the ground. The Good Guy doll gets up but "The Ultimate Lifeform" boots him across the ring. Chucky gets on his hands and knees and coughs up blood. Shadow walks toward him. Chucky looks for his knife vigorously.
Shadow: Looking for this?
Chucky looks up and Shadow is holding his knife.
Chucky: Oh shit.
Shadow stabs the knife through Chucky's head and into the ring.
Koto: One win for Team Sonic.
Pinhead: I'm next.
Pinhead jumps in the ring and instantly tries the chain bit. But Shadow speeds around them with ease. Shadow bounces into Pinhead's face sending the Cenobite crashing into Freddy. Pinhead pulls out his hook and climbs back into the ring.
Pinhead: I'm going to tear your soul apart.
Pinhead glides over to Shadow. Shadow kangaroo kicks Pinhead. Pinhead swings the hook at him but misses. Pinhead looks around and Shadow is nowhere to be found.
Shadow: Hey big over here.
Pinhead turns around and still nothing.
Shadow: On your shoulder big guy.
Pinhead looks on his shoulder and sees Shadow. Shadow grabs Pinhead's head and tears it off.
Shadow jumps off the body as it falls. Shadow turns to Freddy and gives him the finger. Freddy walks into the ring with grace. The match begins. Shadow runs at Freddy and charges right into his stomach. The Dream Killer gets the wind knocked out of him. Freddy gets off the ground and slashes at Shadow's stomach. Shadow jumps back and then onto Freddy's glove. Shadow runs up Freddy's arm and kicks his teeth out. Freddy falls to the ground spitting out teeth and blood.
Freddy: DAMN YOU!
Shadow starts running in circles around Freddy. Shadow bolts into Freddy's side and them runs circles again and then again bolts into his side. Freddy kneels in pain and sees Shadow running at him head on. Shadow jumps into the air and goes into a ball and smashes into Freddy's face sending it all over the ring. Shadow stands up and he's covered in blood.
Koto: TEAM SONIC GOES TO THE FINALS!
In the locker room . . .
MFC is sitting in a corner messing with something.
Hiei: MFC, what are you doing?
MFC: Making Demon guns.
Kurama: What?
MFC: Yea guns with bullets that kill demons.
Yusuke: Why not use energy?
MFC: Sometimes you're out of energy.
Sephiroth: Good point.
MFC: Sephiroth, wanna come fight Team Toguro with me?
Sephiroth: Doesn't the whole team have to come?
MFC: Nah they need to rest up.
Sephiroth: Whatever.
MFC and Sephiroth walk out to the ring and see Team Toguro waiting for them.
MFC: Oh look it's pretty boy and his minions.
Sakyo: Thank you.
MFC: I was talking to Elder Toguro.
Elder Toguro: Thank you.
MFC walks into the ring.
MFC: So who's first?
Bui walks into the ring.
MFC: Alrighty then.
Koto: Fight.
MFC puts his hands in his trenchcoat and pulls out his demon guns in a classic cool looking fashion. The guns are red with black stripes. MFC fires then both simultaneously. MFC stops after about 5 shots. Bui drops dead to the ground.
Koto: One win for Team Urameshi.
Sakyo (dumbfounded): What happened?
MFC: Like the demon guns sorry I couldn't think of a better name for your demises.
Elder Toguro: I'm not afraid of guns.
MFC: Maybe you should be.
MFC aims one of the guns at Elder Toguro and pulls the trigger. Elder Toguro drops.
MFC: Did I mention I made it that they hit the vital organs exactly no matter if they move?
Karasu: Guns don't scare me either.
Karasu jumps into the ring but Sephiroth steps in and slices off Karasu's head.
MFC: Thank you, Sephiroth.
Koto: Ok those weren't matches but 2 more wins for Team Urameshi.
MFC: Oh fuck this.
MFC shoots both Younger Toguro and Sakyo in the head.
MFC: Round over lets go.
MFC and Sephiroth walk away.
In the audience . . .
Sonic: Well Tails do have something to counter attack those guns.
Tails: Just give me a few minutes Sonic I'll have something.
Knuckles: Thank god this tournament is almost over so then we can go home.
Sonic: To the planet as cool and blue as me.
Rouge: Why aren't I in the matches with you?
Amy: Cause they picked me instead of you. Face it you're too old.
Rouge: You flat chested little slut I'll scratch your eyes out.
Amy: When you run do you get black eyes?
Rouge: FUCK YOU!
Shadow: This I'd like to see.
Eggman: Why am I here?
Sonic: Cause there must be one more kill in this chapter.
Eggman: What?
Sonic boots Eggman down through the audience stairs and Eggman gets his neck snapped by the Sonic and Shadow fan girl section.
Shadow: Did that really have anything to do with the story?
Sonic: No but his fatass kept eating my snacks.
Knuckles: Rouge, if you stop punching Amy I'll make out with you.
Rouge: Ok.
Knuckles and Rouge make out session. o.0
MFC walks up to them all.
MFC (looking at Rouge and Knuckles): Kinky.
Shadow: What do you want?
MFC: To wish you guys luck.
Sonic: But we're fighting your Team
MFC: No you're fighting Yusuke's team I'm just a member.
Sonic: Thanks I guess.
MFC grins suspiciously and walks off.
Sonic: What was that about?
Tails: He's up to something.
Shadow: Definitely.
End of the chapter Read, Review, and Vote Team Urameshi or Team Sonic!
Koto: It appears that there are 4 teams left. Team Sonic, Horror, Toguro, and Urameshi. Our next match is Team Horror vs. Team Sonic.
The Team Horror walks out and they only have Freddy, Chucky, and Pinhead. Team Sonic walks out but it is only Shadow.
Chucky: What's this shit?
Shadow: Quite simple my porcelain friend I'm going to kill you all.
Chucky: This fucker has it coming let me kill him.
Freddy: Fine beat up a hedgehog see if I care.
Chucky climbs into the ring he's shorter than Shadow. Chucky pulls out a knife.
Koto: FIGHT!
Chucky tries to stabs Shadow but Shadow grabs Chucky's hand with immense speed. Shadow backhands Chucky to the ground. The Good Guy doll gets up but "The Ultimate Lifeform" boots him across the ring. Chucky gets on his hands and knees and coughs up blood. Shadow walks toward him. Chucky looks for his knife vigorously.
Shadow: Looking for this?
Chucky looks up and Shadow is holding his knife.
Chucky: Oh shit.
Shadow stabs the knife through Chucky's head and into the ring.
Koto: One win for Team Sonic.
Pinhead: I'm next.
Pinhead jumps in the ring and instantly tries the chain bit. But Shadow speeds around them with ease. Shadow bounces into Pinhead's face sending the Cenobite crashing into Freddy. Pinhead pulls out his hook and climbs back into the ring.
Pinhead: I'm going to tear your soul apart.
Pinhead glides over to Shadow. Shadow kangaroo kicks Pinhead. Pinhead swings the hook at him but misses. Pinhead looks around and Shadow is nowhere to be found.
Shadow: Hey big over here.
Pinhead turns around and still nothing.
Shadow: On your shoulder big guy.
Pinhead looks on his shoulder and sees Shadow. Shadow grabs Pinhead's head and tears it off.
Shadow jumps off the body as it falls. Shadow turns to Freddy and gives him the finger. Freddy walks into the ring with grace. The match begins. Shadow runs at Freddy and charges right into his stomach. The Dream Killer gets the wind knocked out of him. Freddy gets off the ground and slashes at Shadow's stomach. Shadow jumps back and then onto Freddy's glove. Shadow runs up Freddy's arm and kicks his teeth out. Freddy falls to the ground spitting out teeth and blood.
Freddy: DAMN YOU!
Shadow starts running in circles around Freddy. Shadow bolts into Freddy's side and them runs circles again and then again bolts into his side. Freddy kneels in pain and sees Shadow running at him head on. Shadow jumps into the air and goes into a ball and smashes into Freddy's face sending it all over the ring. Shadow stands up and he's covered in blood.
Koto: TEAM SONIC GOES TO THE FINALS!
In the locker room . . .
MFC is sitting in a corner messing with something.
Hiei: MFC, what are you doing?
MFC: Making Demon guns.
Kurama: What?
MFC: Yea guns with bullets that kill demons.
Yusuke: Why not use energy?
MFC: Sometimes you're out of energy.
Sephiroth: Good point.
MFC: Sephiroth, wanna come fight Team Toguro with me?
Sephiroth: Doesn't the whole team have to come?
MFC: Nah they need to rest up.
Sephiroth: Whatever.
MFC and Sephiroth walk out to the ring and see Team Toguro waiting for them.
MFC: Oh look it's pretty boy and his minions.
Sakyo: Thank you.
MFC: I was talking to Elder Toguro.
Elder Toguro: Thank you.
MFC walks into the ring.
MFC: So who's first?
Bui walks into the ring.
MFC: Alrighty then.
Koto: Fight.
MFC puts his hands in his trenchcoat and pulls out his demon guns in a classic cool looking fashion. The guns are red with black stripes. MFC fires then both simultaneously. MFC stops after about 5 shots. Bui drops dead to the ground.
Koto: One win for Team Urameshi.
Sakyo (dumbfounded): What happened?
MFC: Like the demon guns sorry I couldn't think of a better name for your demises.
Elder Toguro: I'm not afraid of guns.
MFC: Maybe you should be.
MFC aims one of the guns at Elder Toguro and pulls the trigger. Elder Toguro drops.
MFC: Did I mention I made it that they hit the vital organs exactly no matter if they move?
Karasu: Guns don't scare me either.
Karasu jumps into the ring but Sephiroth steps in and slices off Karasu's head.
MFC: Thank you, Sephiroth.
Koto: Ok those weren't matches but 2 more wins for Team Urameshi.
MFC: Oh fuck this.
MFC shoots both Younger Toguro and Sakyo in the head.
MFC: Round over lets go.
MFC and Sephiroth walk away.
In the audience . . .
Sonic: Well Tails do have something to counter attack those guns.
Tails: Just give me a few minutes Sonic I'll have something.
Knuckles: Thank god this tournament is almost over so then we can go home.
Sonic: To the planet as cool and blue as me.
Rouge: Why aren't I in the matches with you?
Amy: Cause they picked me instead of you. Face it you're too old.
Rouge: You flat chested little slut I'll scratch your eyes out.
Amy: When you run do you get black eyes?
Rouge: FUCK YOU!
Shadow: This I'd like to see.
Eggman: Why am I here?
Sonic: Cause there must be one more kill in this chapter.
Eggman: What?
Sonic boots Eggman down through the audience stairs and Eggman gets his neck snapped by the Sonic and Shadow fan girl section.
Shadow: Did that really have anything to do with the story?
Sonic: No but his fatass kept eating my snacks.
Knuckles: Rouge, if you stop punching Amy I'll make out with you.
Rouge: Ok.
Knuckles and Rouge make out session. o.0
MFC walks up to them all.
MFC (looking at Rouge and Knuckles): Kinky.
Shadow: What do you want?
MFC: To wish you guys luck.
Sonic: But we're fighting your Team
MFC: No you're fighting Yusuke's team I'm just a member.
Sonic: Thanks I guess.
MFC grins suspiciously and walks off.
Sonic: What was that about?
Tails: He's up to something.
Shadow: Definitely.
End of the chapter Read, Review, and Vote Team Urameshi or Team Sonic!