Fellowship of Pandemonium
MFC: Disregard what I just said I know why we aren't back to our universes.
Sonic: Why?
MFC: Someone is fucking with the portals.
Hiei: Who?
MFC: I'm not sure but I am sure of one thing the answers are in that castle that just appeared.
MFC points behind him and there is a huge castle that looks like something from olden times.
Sonic: So should we go there?
MFC: Do you want to get back to your universe?
Sonic: Yes.
MFC: Then lets go.
Hiei: Who's going to go?
MFC: I'll decide Sonic, Hiei, Kurama, Sora, Sephiroth, Riku, Mario, Dante, and Jay.
Jay: Shit yea we can be like those Lord Of The Ring mother fuckers we have 9 people like the fucking fellowship and shit.
MFC: That has got to be the fucking dumbest idea I've ever heard what kind of fag would like it?
Sephiroth: YAY! LET'S BE A FELLOWSHIP!
MFC: Jesus H. Christ.
Sonic: We're the Fellowship of Pandemonium!
MFC: This is going to be gay. But Jay since you're with us, there will probably be demons so take the guns.
MFC tosses Jay the guns. The Fellowship sets out toward the castle. As they're venturing through the woods a bunch of demons swoop down and surround them.
Demon: According to our master you shall go nowhere.
MFC: Fuck off.
The demon lunges at MFC and punches him in the face. MFC looks at him and cocks his eyebrow. MFC tears off the demon's head and eats it.
MFC: Spicy.
The demons all attack at once. Sephiroth and Hiei slash them down with their swords and the Fellowship travels on. They finally arrive at the gate. MFC walks up to the gate and knocks on it. A huge axe comes swinging down at him. MFC bends back all Matrix style and dodges the axe.
MFC: Sora, Riku your Keyblades can open any lock open this one.
Sora and Riku aim their Keyblades at the door and blast it open. The Fellowship walks in and is again surrounded by demons. Sora and Riku slash through them. One demon swoops down behind them but at the last second Jay blows its head off.
Sora: Thanks.
Jay: Snooch to the Nooch.
MFC: Lets take the stairs.
The 9 heroes run up the stairs. They are confronted by a Balrog (you know the big fire guys from Lord Of The Rings.)
MFC: OH SNAP!
Gandalf walks out from behind a pillar.
Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT . . . AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Balrog picks up Gandalf and bites him in half.
Riku: I'll handle this!
Riku runs at the Balrog and cuts off one of his legs. The massive beast falls over the edge of the stairs.
Riku: Lets go.
Riku starts to run when a whip snares his leg and drags him to the edge.
Sora: RIKU NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Riku: Fly you fools.
Riku lets go of the ledge. Sora breaks down into a crying fit. MFC picks him up and they advance deeper into the castle.
Hiei: Who do you suppose is behind this?
Dante: Mundus.
Kurama: Why him?
Dante: Because I don't like him.
Hiei: Why the fuck, are you on our team?
MFC: Doesn't the fellowship break in LOTR?
Sonic: I think so.
MFC: Thought so.
MFC punches off Dante's head.
Sonic: Where do we go?
MFC: Up.
Sonic: But there's a ceiling.
MFC drops the sobbing Sora and fires a blast through the ceiling. Everyone climbs up and comes through the ceiling. They are in a massive throne room. A shadowy figure stands up and it is Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns: Excellent you've all arrived.
MFC: This is going to be easy.
MFC walks up to Mr. Burns and takes a swing. Burns moves swiftly and grabs MFC's arm and throws him out of the window.
MFC (as he falls): Odd he's not himself.
Mr. Burns: That's because I'm powered by the heartless.
Dozens of heartless rise from the floor and attack the heroes. Hiei and Sephiroth slash through them but they keep on coming. Sora starts slashing through them as well. The guns to Jay's surprise work on the heartless also. Sonic speeds around them attack masses of them at a time but they just keep coming. Kurama attacks Mr. Burns but is quickly beaten.
Sora: I know how to win. TRINITY LIMIT!
Sora uses the beam and all the heartless are wiped out and Mr. Burns flies out of the window. As he plummets he looks up and MFC is sitting like a Gargoyle on the balcony.
Mr. Burns: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The millionaire psycho splatters on the ground. MFC flies back to the room.
MFC: Everyone we must get back to the stadium that is where the portals are.
At the stadium . . .
17 portals have opened up. 16 for the teams and 1 for the audience.
Koto: If the audience will go into the green portal it will take you to the universe you belong in. The rest the portals are marked for the universe.
The Fellowship arrives. All the portals are closing. Riku surprisingly gets to his portal.
Riku: Sora, come on.
Kairi and Riku get into the portal. Sora runs toward the portal but he is knocked out by the fleeing Jay. MFC is getting in his portal and notices this.
The portal to Kingdom Hearts is almost closed.
Kairi: I'm not going to lose him again.
Kairi starts to get out of the portal but Riku holds her back.
Riku: We can't he wouldn't want it that way.
They go completely in the portal. MFC races to Sora and picks him up. MFC hurls him into the portal as it closes.
Koto: By the way MFC when all the portals close this planet explodes.
Koto jumps into the Yu Yu Hakusho portal and it closes.
MFC: NO!
MFC glances over and sees a portal not yet closed he dives into it as it closes and the planet explodes behind him. MFC crashes into the ground and gets up. He looks around and sees he is in a forest.
MFC: Where am I?
MFC looks at a sign and it says "Station Square 450 miles". MFC gets up and walks in that direction.
The End. Read, Review, and tell me where he ended up.
MFC: Disregard what I just said I know why we aren't back to our universes.
Sonic: Why?
MFC: Someone is fucking with the portals.
Hiei: Who?
MFC: I'm not sure but I am sure of one thing the answers are in that castle that just appeared.
MFC points behind him and there is a huge castle that looks like something from olden times.
Sonic: So should we go there?
MFC: Do you want to get back to your universe?
Sonic: Yes.
MFC: Then lets go.
Hiei: Who's going to go?
MFC: I'll decide Sonic, Hiei, Kurama, Sora, Sephiroth, Riku, Mario, Dante, and Jay.
Jay: Shit yea we can be like those Lord Of The Ring mother fuckers we have 9 people like the fucking fellowship and shit.
MFC: That has got to be the fucking dumbest idea I've ever heard what kind of fag would like it?
Sephiroth: YAY! LET'S BE A FELLOWSHIP!
MFC: Jesus H. Christ.
Sonic: We're the Fellowship of Pandemonium!
MFC: This is going to be gay. But Jay since you're with us, there will probably be demons so take the guns.
MFC tosses Jay the guns. The Fellowship sets out toward the castle. As they're venturing through the woods a bunch of demons swoop down and surround them.
Demon: According to our master you shall go nowhere.
MFC: Fuck off.
The demon lunges at MFC and punches him in the face. MFC looks at him and cocks his eyebrow. MFC tears off the demon's head and eats it.
MFC: Spicy.
The demons all attack at once. Sephiroth and Hiei slash them down with their swords and the Fellowship travels on. They finally arrive at the gate. MFC walks up to the gate and knocks on it. A huge axe comes swinging down at him. MFC bends back all Matrix style and dodges the axe.
MFC: Sora, Riku your Keyblades can open any lock open this one.
Sora and Riku aim their Keyblades at the door and blast it open. The Fellowship walks in and is again surrounded by demons. Sora and Riku slash through them. One demon swoops down behind them but at the last second Jay blows its head off.
Sora: Thanks.
Jay: Snooch to the Nooch.
MFC: Lets take the stairs.
The 9 heroes run up the stairs. They are confronted by a Balrog (you know the big fire guys from Lord Of The Rings.)
MFC: OH SNAP!
Gandalf walks out from behind a pillar.
Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT . . . AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Balrog picks up Gandalf and bites him in half.
Riku: I'll handle this!
Riku runs at the Balrog and cuts off one of his legs. The massive beast falls over the edge of the stairs.
Riku: Lets go.
Riku starts to run when a whip snares his leg and drags him to the edge.
Sora: RIKU NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Riku: Fly you fools.
Riku lets go of the ledge. Sora breaks down into a crying fit. MFC picks him up and they advance deeper into the castle.
Hiei: Who do you suppose is behind this?
Dante: Mundus.
Kurama: Why him?
Dante: Because I don't like him.
Hiei: Why the fuck, are you on our team?
MFC: Doesn't the fellowship break in LOTR?
Sonic: I think so.
MFC: Thought so.
MFC punches off Dante's head.
Sonic: Where do we go?
MFC: Up.
Sonic: But there's a ceiling.
MFC drops the sobbing Sora and fires a blast through the ceiling. Everyone climbs up and comes through the ceiling. They are in a massive throne room. A shadowy figure stands up and it is Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns: Excellent you've all arrived.
MFC: This is going to be easy.
MFC walks up to Mr. Burns and takes a swing. Burns moves swiftly and grabs MFC's arm and throws him out of the window.
MFC (as he falls): Odd he's not himself.
Mr. Burns: That's because I'm powered by the heartless.
Dozens of heartless rise from the floor and attack the heroes. Hiei and Sephiroth slash through them but they keep on coming. Sora starts slashing through them as well. The guns to Jay's surprise work on the heartless also. Sonic speeds around them attack masses of them at a time but they just keep coming. Kurama attacks Mr. Burns but is quickly beaten.
Sora: I know how to win. TRINITY LIMIT!
Sora uses the beam and all the heartless are wiped out and Mr. Burns flies out of the window. As he plummets he looks up and MFC is sitting like a Gargoyle on the balcony.
Mr. Burns: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The millionaire psycho splatters on the ground. MFC flies back to the room.
MFC: Everyone we must get back to the stadium that is where the portals are.
At the stadium . . .
17 portals have opened up. 16 for the teams and 1 for the audience.
Koto: If the audience will go into the green portal it will take you to the universe you belong in. The rest the portals are marked for the universe.
The Fellowship arrives. All the portals are closing. Riku surprisingly gets to his portal.
Riku: Sora, come on.
Kairi and Riku get into the portal. Sora runs toward the portal but he is knocked out by the fleeing Jay. MFC is getting in his portal and notices this.
The portal to Kingdom Hearts is almost closed.
Kairi: I'm not going to lose him again.
Kairi starts to get out of the portal but Riku holds her back.
Riku: We can't he wouldn't want it that way.
They go completely in the portal. MFC races to Sora and picks him up. MFC hurls him into the portal as it closes.
Koto: By the way MFC when all the portals close this planet explodes.
Koto jumps into the Yu Yu Hakusho portal and it closes.
MFC: NO!
MFC glances over and sees a portal not yet closed he dives into it as it closes and the planet explodes behind him. MFC crashes into the ground and gets up. He looks around and sees he is in a forest.
MFC: Where am I?
MFC looks at a sign and it says "Station Square 450 miles". MFC gets up and walks in that direction.
The End. Read, Review, and tell me where he ended up.