Chapter: 10
Subtitle: The Plan Put Into Action
Author: Trixie-chan
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rating: R (lots of swearing... go fig, that's me!)
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't own, booger monkey, don't own. I just wrote a song! :P
Author's Notes: Hey yo! Next chapter, I've made it to chapter 10! :D Yay! Not much to say.... um..... ::whistles::.... ON WITH THE CHAPTER! :P
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ssjprincess – Alright! $50! :D Well, ya see, it's slow torture. ) First, he shows him stupidity and insolence, then his unpopularity with the women, then a wonderful ass whooping! D I'm going to enjoy this... But, damn, I don't get paid for the last chapter... ::sigh:: Yea, I thought that the Tien/Launch thing would be good, being a not that often written about couple. Well, I hope you like the chapter!
Saiyan Butterfly – Well, I figured I'd write about them because they're a sweet couple. Cool cool! I saved it!
TrunksGirl – You silly! And thank you for reviewing and saying that I'm a good writer! :P ::walks off mumbling something about how much men in white coats suck::
Ledophole – Oh, you'll just have to wait and find out like everyone else! How could anyone NOT like Cruel Fate? :P
Gohan's Girl – Hehe, I think EVERYONE is itching for Yamcha to get his ass kicked (especially me)! Really? Man, I would love for this fic to be a movie! ;; Thank you for the review!
trunksgf513 – Hehe, well, it's not that hard to portray him as an incompetent, inept idiot, he is one. Well I think that Tien always had a thing for Launch. Well, Tien has Launch, so no one has to worry about him, Yamcha is another thing, though he won't be that hard to dispose of.... )
trunks babe – Well, I'm sorry that you don't like Tien, but he is in the rest of the story. Just picture someone else. This is going to disappoint you, but Launch isn't just using Tien, she likes him. :P Sorry that you don't like him, but I hope that you don't stop reading the fic because of it...
Zephyr the Divine One – I know, poor Tien like... never is in any stories.
SuperVidel – Yea, I wanted to add them because I think that they make an adorable couple. :P Well, I gave him some bashing in the last chapter, made him look like a total idiot (which he is...). I hope you track him down in your hunt! :D
NariRyo – ::sigh:: I know, it might have been considered a genius plan back then. But I couldn't really think of any other way to kidnap her, I mean, I want it to be that she gets put in jail, and Vegeta finds out. And it would be HIGHLY improbable that they would be able to sneak in the cave and steal without Vegeta noticing. Hehe, there's Yamcha for ya.
ZeKintha – I agree, poor Tien is never in any stories. Thanks for the review!
Luigi and co. – Okay, if you're going to flame me, AT LEAST flame my story, not the Anime it is. Why single out my fic? If you're going to flame it because it's a DBZ story, then flame every single DBZ story written on FF.Net. Another thing, learn how to use the space bar after punctuation. ANOTHER thing, Vegeta, in this fic, is a human, not a Saiyan. So you're right, "no Saiyan-hide bullshit is gonna save him." Fourth, you should look up the definition of a fact before you say "it's a fact that DBZ sucks." A fact is NOT whether something is good or bad, that would be an OPINION. Say it with me: O P I N I O N. A fact would be "DBZ is an Anime" or "DBZ was created by Akira Toriyama," not "DBZ sucks." Now if someone is going to flame me, PLEASE actually flame me on something you don't like about my story, not your opinion on how much DBZ sucks. And I am in NO WAY saying that people can't flame me, just make your flame about something that you didn't like in the story. Oh, and by the way Luigi: ::insert sarcasm and cheesy smile:: Thank you VERY much for your fascinating insights on the difference ("suck-wise") between X-Box and GameCube! They were duly noted and recorded. ::end sarcasm and rolls eyes::
BULMA16 – I'm glad that you started reading it as well! :D Lol! Red silk panties! - Actually, you were pretty close to dead on. :) Hehe, good luck with the cutting down on the swearing.... I could never do it. Hmmm.... Yamcha and a cactus beating... sounds nice... ) I might add it in this chapter! Just another demonstration of his stupidity (sorry Yamcha fans). Gomen for the no-show B/V in that chapter... I just thought it would be a nice (but infrequent) change of pace away from the characters that have dominated the story for the past 8 chapters. Oh I know, the few Tien/Launch fics I have read have been not very good... 'Sept of coarse the ones on my site! I LOVE YOU GUYS! ;) Why thank you very much! I tried to make him not so much of a "hopeless good-guy who can do no wrong" that most people put him as. Well, I am no longer in 8th grade, me in 9th! ::sticks out chest with pride while silly grin is plastered on face:: And you have been added to the list! :D Oh don't worry, no trouble. Plus, I (unfortunately) don't have that many people on the ML yet. Here's hoping! ;D Lol! Very nice with the grinning thing! D Glad you're in a good mood! Thank you again for reviewing (and thank you for reviewing so many times! ;))!
Vegeta Goddess – Eeep! Don't choke now! But I am glad that it had such an impact! :P
Insane Squirrel – Nice name! I commend you on it. I know, I know, I AM completely evil! ) I just can't help it. Well, this story isn't going to be a lemon-every-chapter story, just to let you know. If you want a cool, REALLY GOOD lemon-practically-every-chapter B/V story, check out Unexplainable by Selenity Jade. Very good. ;D
Razberry – Hehe.... ;; Again, gomen for the no-show B/V in the last chapter.... :P Why thank you! Oh yea, Yamcha-bashing can make any bad chapter good. ) I agree totally, anyone bashes Vegeta I'll attack them like a drunk, angry bull (my little saying)! OMG! How could anyone not like the little munchkin! ::sniffle:: Come to think of it... I used to love Goku and not like Vegeta that much... But! I was an idiot back then! - I'm glad you like it!
tenshi – I'm glad that you loved it! Don't worry, there will be more Tien/Launch in future chapters! I've got things planned. :)
Pan2K – Hehe, for the sake of men: Who wouldn't want to get into Bulma's pants? She's gorgeous! ::turns green with envy:: Oh you'll see soon that Bulma can take care of herself most of the time, but she will need Vegeta's help (Yamcha is stronger than the average human... ::sigh:: ).
Trunks Gal – O.O;;.............. Had me scared there for a sec..... (hehe... sec.... sex.... inside joke....)
Salvia Tanima – Thank you very much! I will continue them! ::feels special:: ::loves it when fellow authors like her stories:: ::huggles self and Salvia::
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Bulma woke up and stretched out, after freeing herself from Vegeta's powerful embrace. She looked down at his sleeping figure and smiled. He looks like such an innocent little boy when he's sleeping... So peaceful... I don't know what I'd do without him... she thought, smiling lightly.
Vegeta slowly opened his eyes and looked at her; her looking right back at him. A smirk slowly made it's way across his face, then he lunged at her, pulling her back to him. She giggled and tried to free herself from his grasp as he chuckled behind her. He started nuzzling her neck and nipping her, purring slightly. "Mmmm Vegeta... I'm too worn out... Maybe later sweetie..." she moaned, trying to not get turned on. She heard a defeated sigh behind her, then get up.
She hopped up and grabbed a towel, on her way out to the bathroom, before she was once again pulled into Vegeta's strong embrace. "Don't be too long, I'll be feeding Prince," he whispered, kissing her earlobe. She giggled and pulled away, winking at him.
Bulma lifted her head out of the warm spring water, smoothing it down with her hand. She sighed and lowered herself back down into the water. "This is all such a miracle..." she said softly, her mind drifting through the past. "What would my life be like if I had never met him...? Ugh, I don't even want to think about it... I never thought that I would love this life so much, or him." She sighed again, happily this time. "Kami do I love him..."
Vegeta smiled from the entrance of the cave, he
had
heard everything. She really did love him. She could never know just
how
much he loved her, he just had to find the strength and, believe it or
not, the courage to say it. He walked back to Prince, who was eating
contentedly
out of his food bowl, and pet his neck.
"Soon," he mumbled. "Soon."
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Tien looked through his binoculars to the East
from
behind the rocks about 1 mile away from their town. "Ya see anyone?"
Yamcha
called from way behind the rock, crouched down against it.
"Nope, nothing," Tien replied. Yamcha stood up and
sighed.
"When are they gonna be here?? I wanna go back
hooome!"
he whined.
"Yamcha! How the hell am I supposed to know when
they will be here! Now shut it!" Yamcha's mouth shut just as quickly as
it had opened. He shoved his hands into his pockets and stuck out his
bottom
lip, then walked off a bit, pouting.
"Bored bored bored bored bored bored...." he
mumbled,
staring at the sandy ground. Then he spotted a little black spot moving
on the ground. His face lit up like a little boy as he bounded towards
it, landing directly in front of its path. "Ooooooooooo!!!!!!! A
BEETLE!!!!"
he cried out.
"Damnit Yamcha quiet! What if they were coming right now and heard you?! You'd blow our cover!" Tien yelled, nearly throwing down his binoculars before regaining his composure. Yamcha just ignored him. The beetle kept trying to get around him, Yamcha only blocking it. Finally Yamcha started the back up as the bug went forward, following its path ahead of it, backwards, bent over so he could see it better.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" came the bloodcurdling cry that sounded surprisingly like a little girls. Tien whipped his head around to see Yamcha jumping up and down, holding his ass and crying in pain. Then he saw the 10-inch long needles sticking out of his ass, and, looking behind him, saw the 6-foot tall cactus. He had to bite his tongue to keep from laughing. Yamcha looked behind him, sniffling as he did it, and saw the needles. He sniffled again and pulled one out, whining in pain.
After removing all of the evil needles, he looked angrily at the cactus, eyes watery and tears streaming down his face. "You stupid!!" he yelled at it, then attacked it, punching it in the center, then screaming in pain again as his fist was filled with even more needles. He attacked it again and again, doing body slams, kicks, knees, punches, elbows, head butts, all the while screaming in pain with each hit.
Yamcha sat down on his aching, stinging butt
sniffling
and snorting with pain, the rest of his body covered in needles. Tien
looked
at him, dumbfounded and amazed at his stupidity.
"Your intellect and bravery white take my breath
away..." he whispered, forehead in his hand. He put the binoculars back
up to his eyes and looked to the same direction again. He gasped, they
were coming, Vegeta in front as always, the woman, Bulma, taking up the
rear. He quickly turned to Yamcha, who was now taking the needles out
from
his sore, red and puffy feet, and said quietly, "Yamcha! Come on, we
have
to get back. They're coming!" Yamcha looked up, eyes still watery.
"Really...?" he whimpered.
"Yes, now get your ass up so we can go!"
"But it huuuurts......" he cried quietly.
"Oh Jesus..." Tien muttered, walking over to Yamcha. He grabbed him lightly by the hair and pulled him up lightly so that he was on his feet. "Now come on, we have to hurry."
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Vegeta and Bulma rode into the town, expecting a normal robbery, nothing to go wrong. How could anything go wrong? Everyone was too afraid of them to even THINK of attacking them, weren't they? Of coarse they were.
They stopped their horses in front of the bank, hopped off and walked in. "Hand in the air!" Vegeta called, shoving his gun in the air. Some screaming in panic as they dropped hastily to the floor, others just slowly went down to the ground, knees first, then down, and still others didn't even go down on the ground, just stood, hands slightly raised.
That's odd..." Bulma thought, getting a bit angry at their insolence. She walked over to one of the guys, who had an unnerving smirk on his face. "You think this is funny?" she asked him angrily, putting the gun against the side of his head and watched with amusement as his eyes widened in terror. "Do you think that I won't shoot you dead on the spot? I won't hesitate; I would gladly do it. Now GET your ass down on the ground!!" she shouted, pointing the gun in the air and shooting through the roof. Everyone screamed, and those that were standing dropped to the ground, shaking like leaves. "I thought so."
Vegeta smirked. She's getting more and more like me every day, he thought with pride. He pointed his gun towards the bank teller, who was looking worriedly at Bulma, eyes wide with sweat pouring down his face. "I won't hesitate either, now get the damn money," he stated calmly, as Bulma reappeared at his side. The man gasped and shot into the back room, coming back very quick with 4 sacks of money. Bulma and Vegeta both smiled. They walked up and grabbed the moneybags, then headed out.
"Now I don't want to have to do that again," Bulma said on her way out.
Bulma threw her money sacks onto Vegeta's saddle and tied them on with rope. She gave Vegeta a quick peck on the cheek before he hopped up on his horse. "You coming?" Vegeta asked as she was on her way back to her horse.
"Yea, I just have to put all her feeding stuff back, she is eating for two now," she glanced back at him and winked. "You go ahead, I'll catch up."
"Are you sure you'll be ok?"
"Vegeta, you taught me everything I know. I'll be fine."
Vegeta snorted. "Hmph, well if you get caught, I'll just say 'I told you so.' Just don't go crying to me."
"Yea yea," Bulma replied, waving to him as he took off at a full gallop. Bulma grabbed Sess's food dish and water bowl and stuffed them back into her pouch. "That's enough girl, you can eat more when we get home." Bulma lightly pet Sess's nose, then hopped onto her saddle.
"Alright Sess, let's g—" her order was cut short and her voice muffled as she was pulled off the back of her horse and a hand was put over her mouth. Another person grabbed the sack of potatoes and, with much effort, hoisted it up onto the horse's saddle, tying it down with a rope, the slapped the horse's back leg, sending it galloping off.
Bulma stood wide-eyed; dumbfounded that this could have happened to her. Then she realized that she was being captured, and kicked furiously, trying to cry out, but her voice was being muffled by the hand. Her hands were tied behind her back, and then she felt a sharp, blinding pain on the top of her head. Then all went black.
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Sess – Sess is Bulma's horse, had to give it a name of course. Isn't that cute though? Prince and Sess, get it, Princess!! ;)
Note: The eating for two thing means that Sess is pregnant.
ANOTHER Note: From now on, when something has a definition at the end or an explaining, it will have one of these in front of it: . Neeto, huh!! -;;
Man, is that not the best place to end it?? - Suspense suspense suspense!!! ) I know you all will prolly kill me, but keep in mind that I have a lot of free time after I finish my Final tests everyday (and have about an hour to kill) to write. I will prolly be getting like... one or two chapters out a day because I'll have time to write it! :D Plus, during that time, I might also start a new story that I have an idea for (well, ONE of my great story ideas, the best out of them). It's called Love In A Day, I'm sure you'll all love it. - Hope you enjoyed that chapter! The fun is just getting started. And thank you BULMA16 for the great cactus idea! When I read it aloud to my friends, they were laughing their heads off. ;P See you next time! (That will prolly be tomorrow. -;; )
- Trixie-chan