Stupid Random Lord of the Rings Song Parodies

by Lady Harlequin and Lady Pinky

We've written over a bunch of songs from such well known movies as The Little Mermaid and Titanic and put LOTR lyrics on them. Stupid and random, yet hilarious at the same time.

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Lord of the Rings Song Parodies

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Disclaimer: While the almighty genius Tolkien is the creator of Lord of the Rings, I DID write these lyrics myself.

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Parody #1

Song: Part of Your World

From: The Little Mermaid (Gay, yet funny)

Look at these Orcs

Aren't they neat?

Many would say that my army's complete

Many would say I'm the Lord

The Lord who has EVERYTHING!

I have Uruks and Goblins a plenty

I have Isengard Orcs galore

You want Ringwraiths? I've got nine.

But who cares?

No big deal.
I WANT MORE!

I want Lorien and Rivendell.

I want Hobbiton and I want Bree!

I want all the pipeweed!

I want it all for me!

I WANT TO RULE!
I WANT TO KILL!
TEN AGES FROM NOW I WANT TO RULE STILL!

On Middle Earth

I'm the Dark Lord

I rule them all!

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Author's Notes:

I know it's completely stupid and retarded, but please read it and give me a few good reviews.