Chapter: 14
Subtitle: Rescue Vegeta!
Author: Trixie-chan
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rating: PG-13 (for language and violence—FINALLY!!)
Disclaimer: If I owned DBZ, I would have a better computer, and I wouldn't be searching for a job. :)
Author's Notes: Well, I hope I didn't piss you all off TOO much with the last cliffhanger. And from the responses I got, people have agreed that, despite wanting to KILL me, that was the perfect place to cut off. - Well, this chapter, as you can tell from the subtitle, will be an eventful one. :D
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Extemely Funny Review!!: This is the review from Saiyan
Goddess!!
I was laughing for nearly 5 minutes! - Well here's the review:
--Hehehe... da baby gonna be named Trunks? LOL, I can just picture
it... "The baddest of the bad, the strongest of the strong, the
smelliest
baby evey to crap in a white linen cloth!!" Nice story. Me like. Me
like a lot --
IS THAT NOT TOO FUNNY????
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"She's w—" Tien started before he found Launch's hand covering his mouth.
"SHHHH!!" Launch hushed. "Did I not tell you keep quiet??" Tien blushed slightly and mouthed sorry against her hand, causing her to smile.
"How far along?" he asked, very quietly.
"About 2 months she thinks, she just found out not too long ago. It's definitely Vegeta's," Launch explained.
"Wow..." was all Tien could say. Then Launch pulled him to her, kissed him, and pushed him off.
"Bye..." she whispered seductively, smirking and waving slightly before sauntering back to her cot. Tien sighed and slowly exited the room, closing and locking the door behind him.
So... Vegeta thought, arms crossed across his chest, lying on his cot. So she IS pregnant. Just as I thought.
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Bulma's heart raced as she, Goku, and Chichi galloped full speed across the desert. As Bulma looked up and saw the beautiful sunset, a sunset just like the ones she had watched countless times with Vegeta on top on the cave, she realized it was getting late. The sky was already darkening and stars were starting to lightly show up; save for the beautiful purples, pinks, and orange-reds of the sunset. Vegeta... she thought, tears welling up in her eyes as she remembered the sunsets on the cave, and the wonderful love making afterwards.
She hung her head, letting tears slip down her cheeks and land with little splats on Prince's back, turning the shining, dark brown fur even darker. Then, slowly, her head rose up, and her eyes shown the same level of intensity and determination that Vegeta's had when he was on his way to rescue Bulma. It's funny, Bulma thought, chuckling a bit, how fate is not without a sense of irony. Vegeta comes to save me, I end up having to save him... That jackass had better be grateful. She smirked and kicked Prince on the side, a single tear trickling down her now dry cheek.
Chichi and Goku noticed her speed up and kicked their horses.
"D'ya think she's a bit anxious?" Chichi called, smiling. Goku only shrugged and sped ahead of Chichi.
"Hey! Where do you think you're going!?" she yelled, trying to catch up to him.
--- About 2 hours later ---
Yamcha glanced at the clock. 10:15, Tien left at 10:00. Now was the time. He reached into his drawer and pulled out the gun, twirling it around in his hand, admiring it.
He stood up, pointing the gun tip towards the ceiling, holding it by his head in the standard "on guard" stance, and walked slowly to the door. One... Two... Three! he counted in his head before swinging the door open. He looked left and right, making sure no one was there. He silently slinked down the hall and into the main room, nearly tripping over the chair. Once he entered the center of the room, he stopped.
He stood completely still, taking a deep breath. I can do this... I have to get that bitch back, and the only way is to take away the one she loves, he thought agrilly. He looked at his Deputy's desk in the room. And no one will know.
He took another deep breath and continued walking across the room. Once he got to the door to the cells, he again took a deep breath and slowly turned the knob. The high pitched squeak resounded in the room as the slowly creaked open and Yamcha poked his head in. He saw no movement in the cells. Smirking, he slowly entered the room, leaving the door open behind him.
Yamcha crept over to the entrance of Vegeta's cell, seeing him fast asleep on his bed, laying as he usually was, on his back with his arms under his head and one knee in the air. He slowly raised the gun, aiming it at Vegeta's head. He cocked the gun and put pressure on his pointer finger which was placed on trigger and slowly pulled it back...
"Ow!!" Yamcha screamed as a pain engulfed his hand and the gun went flying down the hall. He held his hand with his other hand and bent over, hissing in pain. Bulma took a fighting stance after landing her jump kick that saved her love's life. A smirk planted itself on her face as he saw his pain. He turned his head slowly and glared. Once he saw who it was, his eyes widened in shock, then squinted in anger and rage.
"You!!" he screamed. He was about to attack her when a large hand wrapped around his neck, sqeezing tightly. He strained to look out of the corner of his eye, only to see a very angry Vegeta standing against the bars of his cell, his right hand stretched out through the bars, wrapped painfully tight around his neck. Yamcha tried to curse, but it only came out as strangled gurgles.
"First, you try to shoot me, then you try to attack my woman? I don't think you're going to get out of this one alive," Vegeta snarled menacingly. He nodded his head to Goku, who was behind Yamcha. Goku smirked and walked up to the choking man, and grabbed his arms with his own, holding Yamcha's arms behind his back. He pulled him back to the middle of the room as Chichi took the key ring hooked to his belt loop.
As Chichi went over to unlock Vegeta's cell, Bulma walked up to Yamcha, smirking. "I've been wanting to do this since I first saw you." She threw her right fist directly into his stomach, causing him to lurch over in pain. Taking advantage of this position, she kneed him in the head, then kicked him in the groin. Yamcha's high pitched squeel echoed off the walls.
Vegeta walked up beside Bulma, smirking. She is damn good, he thought with pride. Only when he put his arm protectively around her shoulder did she realize that he was there. Her eyes widened in surprise and she whipped over to face him. "VEGETA!!!!!" she screamed as she jumped into his arms, kissing him with all the intesity and passion that she could muster. "I—" kiss "missed" kiss "you" kiss "so" kiss "much!" she cried in between kisses. All Vegeta could do was chuckle against her lips.
When they finally pulled away, Vegeta smiled and put her back down on the ground. "I'm going to enflict some pain," he said before turning towards Yamcha.
"Go for it," she replied seductively as she backed away from the fighting scene. Vegeta shoo'd Goku away from Yamcha. Yamcha wobbled on unsteady legs, but kept his balance. He glared at Vegeta. "You want it?" Vegeta beckoned. "Come and get it."
Yamcha growled before launching himself at Vegeta, only to have a knee connected with his gut. Vegeta brought his hands together and slammed them down on Yamcha's back, sending him straight into the ground. He smirked as he kicked his foot into Yamcha's side, sending him sailing into the wall. He slowly slid down the wall to the floor, his lip, nose, and all the scratches leaving trails of blood down his face.
He groaned as Vegeta picked him up by the collor. Vegeta held him up against the wall as he repeatedly punched him in the face, ending with a sharp upper-cut into the wall. He smirked as he picked him up again by the collor, watching as his head rolled to the side limply. He carried him over to the end cell and motioned for Chichi to throw him the keys. Once he got them, he stuck them into the keyhole on the cell door.
"Hey Brad," he called into the cell. He saw a figure move on the bed.
"Hmm...?" he answered tiredly.
"How would you like a new cell mate?" Vegeta asked, smirking wickedly. He heard a whimper to his side and saw Yamcha shaking, his bottom lip quivering.
"Why not?" Brad answered, sitting up on his cot. Vegeta unlocked the door and chucked Yamcha in, right into the far wall. He smirked again as he locked the door and walked back down the hall.
Brad waltzed up to Yamcha, who lay shaking and whimpering on the floor. He loomed over the Sheriff, an unreadable expression on his face. Then Brad said the scariest thing Yamcha would ever want to hear.
"I miss my girlfriend."
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EEEEEP!! :D Sorry for the short fighting scene, I am SO not into it and I suck at writing them... trust me.... -.-;; I hope you liked this chapter! I have Yamcha as a straight guy, therefore this is the scariest thing ever. And he'll be getting plenty of it. ) I know he'll probably get daily sex (which he DOES NOT deserve), but it's sex that he DOES NOT want. ) I think that is wonderful torture. I don't really condone death, or at least I don't like to write it. -;; Well, anyway, R&R please!! :D
- Trixie-chan
Review Responses:
Fiona Rayne – :) Well I'm glad it brightened up your day! :D
TrunksGirl – Hehe, sorry again about somehow leaving you out.... O.O;; Sorry... O.O You are one weird son of a monkey... o.O;; I'M EXACTLY LIKE YOU!!!!! :D
Vegeta Goddess – OMG!! Jesus, I seem to be doing that.... ::sniffle:: I'M SO SORRY!!! I don't know how I could have missed it... ::think back:: ::head hurts:: -.-;; Hehe, thanks Luca... :)
Selenity Jade – Again, sorry for the cliffy...
Vegetas-Princess – Yep, finally realized that she's pregnant. ::wonders if Vegeta was poking the baby.... O.O;; :: Thank Kami I'm not the only person who thinks that was an awsome time to end. :D
Pan2K – Hehe, he finds out... )
The Flying Pen – Hehe, I completely understand. What else can a giant monkey do but destroy things? O.O ::gasp:: You'd leave me ice cream?! You're so nice!!! :D
NariRyo – Oh good! Someone who isn't gonna kill me for the cliffy! ::whips forhead:: I agree with that. A cliffhanger is bad enough, but when they don't update it.... grrrrr.... --
RM – OMG! Thank yo so much for reviewing my story! And let me just say that I'm SO glad you started posting more of your story! ::sighs:: Hehe, and I'm glad that you like it! :) Hehe, I love the toilet drinking reference. :D Lol, well I hope that you enjoy the rest of the story! Even though there isn't much left... o.O
Bob, Steve and the Lil' Lune – Gomen for the name spelling.... and don't dissin the tunes! -.0 Jk. And thank you for the review!
Trina – I know. ) I figured I'd get an angry mob on my hands... O.O;;
Saturn-hime – Hehe, Goku and Goten are SO stupid cute, Yamcha is SO an ass, and I SO have a death wish.... O.O;;
Zephyr the Divine One – Hehe, I think I can officially say that ANYone's church retreats are funner than mine... ::sigh:: And thanks!
VeGeTa'S-AnGeL – Hehe, Vegeta's out!! Bulma didn't want him to know because she wanted to tell him herself, and she thought he'd be mad. Bulma told Launch, her and Launch became friends. :D ::smiles broadly:: Well I feel privlaged to have gotten your longest review! ;)
Trunkszgrl – I know! I LOVE being evil! D Sorry, killing Yamcha would be letting him off easy. He gets a lifetime of anal rape!! D O.O;; NOOO!!! Please no evil review like that!! Well I am SO glad that you like it so much and have liked it for so long! :D
DiamondWingPegasus – Hehe, I was pretty unbelieving of it as I was typing it myself. -;; Mmmmm.... silk boxers.... )
Ambrosia – I like that part too! :D
Akumude – Hehe, yea. The cliffhangers are what keeps them coming back! Then they like the next chapter better. :) Us authors are geniuses! :D Yay! I'm glad you know the secret handshake. ::wink::
tenshi – OO;; ::is trampled by tenshi:: But I'm glad that you think I'm the best! :D
bluegoddess65 – I hope your patience doesn't run COMPLETELY out.... O.O;;
Da Bomb – :P Sorry bout the cliffy!
Saiyan Goddess – Yeppers! Little Trunks! :D LOL!!! That's SO FUNNY!!! ::tears stream down face:: I put your review up above because it's so funny!!
BlendedPeaches – Thank you very much! ? I like making Vegeta not so much of an asshole. Sure sure, just tell me what story you would like me to review. :D And I'm sure they're AWSOME!!
Trunks Gal – Why thank you! I try to add nice (or mean) little twists and turns, makes it interesting! ;) Lol, nice quote. On no, NOT THE GREEN DONUTS!!! ::screams in horror::
trunks babe – Hehe, so k. I loose my temper CONSTANTLY. Man, she HAD to get pregnant.
V.J – That's alright that you didn't get to review last time. Hehe... Sorry about the ice storm thing, that would kill me!! Yea, Vegeta's not going to kill Tien. I like Tien. ? LOL!! Nice Yamcha diss! ) Hehe, I can imagine Yamcha being so clumsy that he does that. But he was really pissed off and I had to give him the benefit of the doubt, I figured I would let him be able to handle a gun. -.- Thank you! Yamcha bashing is like the funnest thing to do! :D I thought that the Tien/Launch scene was pretty sweet. ;) Thank you again!
See you next time!! Ja.