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Remakes of Songs: Lord of the Rings Style
Chapter 1: Aladdin's "One Jump"
[Aragorn:] Gotta keep One jump ahead of the Nazgul! One swing ahead of my sword I gotta keep the ring from the dark lord! One jump ahead of the Ringwraiths! Their not dead or alive! So far, I've only got past 5! [Orcs:] Filthy! Man rat! Scoundrel! Take that! [Aragorn:] Just a little death, guys [Orcs:] Rip him open, take the ring, guys [Aragorn:] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts Gotta keep the ring from you! [Women Elves:] Oh it's sad Aragorn's hit in the tummy! He's become filthy slimy grime I say he is really oh so yummy! [Aragorn:] Gotta save Frodo, and save the ring! Tell you all about it when I got the time! One jump ahead of the slowpokes One skip ahead of my doom Next time I'm gunna make 'em go BOOM! One jump ahead of the Fell beasts! One hit ahead of the Uruks! I think it's safe to call them jerks! [Orcs:] Stop, man! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal! [Aragorn:] Let's kill you all real quick! [Arwen:] Still I am his one only chick! [Aragorn:] Gotta save the ring, get it to Mordor! Otherwise we'd get along [Orcs:] Wrong! [Aragorn:] One jump ahead of the Wargs! (Vandal!) One hop ahead of the Orcs! (Street rat!) One trick ahead of disaster (Scoundrel!) They're quick, but I'm much faster (Take that!) Here goes better throw sword now! The orcs head flew off, wow! Now I'm gunna GOOOOOOOOO!