Stupid Random Lord of the Rings Song Parodies

by Lady Harlequin and Lady Pinky

We've written over a bunch of songs from such well known movies as The Little Mermaid and Titanic and put LOTR lyrics on them. Stupid and random, yet hilarious at the same time.

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Chapter 3: Wizard of Oz's "Merry Old Land of Oz"

And the hobbits with: "We Welcome You to Hobbiton"

Legolas: An arrow here, an arrow there!

Whether your orc or not!

That's how you are killed by me!

In the sober land of Rohan!

Aragorn: A slice, slice here! A slice, slice there!

Being a Warg or not!

That's how you are killed by me!

In the wonderful land of Rohan!

Gimli: A chop, chop here! A chop, chop there!

When you're a nazgul or not!

That is the magic of my axe!

In the deathly land of Rohan!!!

Gandalf: A zap, zap here! A crush, crush there!

Whomever you may be!

With my beloved white staff!

That's how you're killed by me!

Frodo/Sam/Pippin/Merry:

We welcome you, to the Shire! To the Shire! To The Shire!

We welcome you, to the SHIREEEEE!

And we wish to welcome you to HOBB-I-TON!