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Chapter 4: Lion King's "Can't Wait to be King"
Aragorn: Oh I'm gunna be the might king! So Denethor beware!
Denethor: Well I've never seen a king of men with quite so dirty hair!
Aragorn: I'm gunna be the main event, unlike Denethor! I'm brushing up on looking down on him bowing on my floor!
Denethor: Thus far a rather un-happening thing!
Aragorn: Oh I just can't wait to be king!
No one sayin' do this!
No one sayin' be there!
No one getting away!
With saying crap about my hair!
I can shove Denethor away!
Free to kill him my own way!
Denethor: I think that it is time you gave up the throne to me!
Aragorn: I don't think so! I would rather see you bowing down to ME!
Denethor: If this is the king that Gondor gets, you should throw him out!
Out of Gondor, out of Middle Earth! He shouldn't be allowed!
This filth is getting wildly out of wing!
Aragorn: Oh I just can't wait to be king!
Everyone to Rohan!
Everyone to Bree!
Everyone bow down,
To meeeee!
Fellowship: Let's hear it Gondor and Rohan!
In Lothlorien and in Hobbiton!
Denethor will finally be gone!!
Aragorn: OH I JUST CANT WAIT TO BE KING! OH I JUST CANT WAITTTTTTTTTTT TO BE KING!!!!!