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Chapter 6: Little Mermaid—"Cavern Song"
Faramir: Look at my dad! Isn't he gay!
Luckily, he just died today!
Tried to kill me in fire!
He loves me? HA! LIAR!
Look at my clothes! Tattered to flames.
My dad, Denethor, is one to blame!
Now I'll be scarred for life!
Oh lookie! Harlequin's my wife!
I am now the new Steward of Gondor!
So if Aragorn dies I'm the king.
Hey ya know what? Here's news.
I LIKE TO SING!!!!!
Chorus: I am Faramir!
Bro of Boromir!
I am just singing right here!
Singing away…
Into the day…
That I die!
That almost was yesterday,
Almost got burned.
Because of Pippin,
I am okay!
He made me turn!
Off the fire!
Dad's a liar!
I didn't die!
So listen to me!
Don't take the ring.
It will ruin everything!
It killed my brother Boromir.
Wish he was here!
Chorus: I am Faramir!
Bro of Boromir!
I am just singing right here!
Singing away…
Into the day…
That I die!