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Chapter 2: The Kiwi's secret power

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OK, Jack has The IdTaco, and a hamster that knows Karate. Will is now an elf named Legolas, Elizabeth was tribute, and Norrington made a stupid wish so he PAID as tribute...his wig, hat, and left hand.

The fruity smelling magenta kiwi from Antarctica was rolling up behind the odd crew when Jack's special hamster chopped it in half with his amazing karate powers.

"That hamster of yours really did a number on that fruit Jack!" said Will

"HIS NAME IS NOT THAT HAMSTER!!! His name is Jack...isn't that just the coolest name ever?Well...YA...My Jack-hamster is the coolest!!!"

The kiwi, actually the two pieces of the kiwi, instantly fused back together and grew a head! Now it is a rolling magenta fruity kiwi with a magenta ball-like head from Antarctica.

"Jack your hamster now sucks!!! I cannot believe that a fruit can grow a head!!!" exclaimed a very pissed off Norrington.

"How does my Jack-hamster suck? Maybe suck juice...but he likes to drink rum...ok...he just made the kiwi grow a head!!! Now we can talk to it! I wonder if he will be Elizabeth's new boyfriend!!! I hope it's a he...Elizabeth will leave us alone then!!" said Jack through his usual slur from being drunk...the rum strikes again!

Now the rolling magenta fruity kiwi with a magenta ball-like head from Antarctica just rolled up behind them and started talking Gibberish. Legolas used his elf mind reading powers to translate the Gibberish to Elvish to English for the pirates.

Kiwi: I am the special kiwi from Antarctica no one can hurt me, I am invincible, I am pretty. I like the color magenta. I speak gibberish and only gibberish, the can opener is my best friend, I want it back. His name is Werthiugy but you can call him Thugy. He LOVES tacos, especially ones from France. If you didn't know there were tacos in France, oh well...I am random. Pink rocks purple sucks. I trained Thugy to grant most wishes from people 50 and younger...Norrington, or in my language, Oldguy, is too, as we say, freaky-meaning old in your language elf, for my Thugy. That's why he is now tribute and you can't get him back. Elizabeth, or Weirdeyebrowdude, however, was paid by Will for tribute so she is now on the tribute isle of Cherryberry. Where she lives a peaceful life as a blob until she meets her true love as an animal or fruit and gets married...you must rescue her if you wish to go on any more journeys, for I see that she is very important no matter how annoying her or her eyebrow is...you must rescue her.

"WOW...that thing sure can say a lot in one breath...." Said jack

"That's great!!! I hope her true love is me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" exclaimed Norrington

"Why would it be you?" asked Legolas, "She already left you for me before I dumped her!!"

"Well...I just thought...she might have...umm...changed...her mind?"

"SHE WOULD NEVER MARRY A 72 YEAR OLD GUY!!"

"And how would you know this my dear William? I don't think you are 72..." challenged Norrington gay boy

Kiwi: (with Will/Legolas translating again) Oldguy, graceful Elfboy is right...you are just too old to hit on chicks anymore, not that Weirdeyebrowdude is one...but let's get off this subject...ok....Oldguy is too old for Weirdeyebrowdude and you Elfboy already dumped her so that gets rid of two of the possible choices! Jack? She only liked you when she was drunk...and even then, you two had a hard time getting along...you obviously aren't it, Rumlover. So that leaves only all the rest of the people in the world...and the fruits...excluding the girls except for the slight chance that she would be gay...but the only gay person in this world is Oldguy.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! What has this world come to???" screeched Norrington.

So Elizabeth is trapped on the isle of Cherryberry, does the crew plan on rescuing her? Will she ever get off that island? What is that island like? AND WHAT is the ultimate power of the Kiwi and his pet Thugy the canopener who likes tacos from France?

AN: all those questions will be answered later in the story...i like very odd cliffies...yup...since you are reading this right now i just want you to take five seconds to click that little purple button right down there in the corner and tell me what you thought and if i should even continue writing this. oh I forgot a disclaimer so here it is

I don't own any POTC character they all belong to disney, I don't own Legolas, He belongs to J.R.R. Tolkein, i don't own the idea for the story, that goes to Phoenixblade....
Whew! ok...are all you Lawyer people happy now? review please! I hope you like this chapter better now because the first chapter was just setting the scene, the real action will start in the next chappie...but only of my review count for this story reaches to 5 so all you guys have to send in is FOUR reviews!! is that asking too much? well...now i'm just wasting your review time! o well... when you find the time pleze review! thanx the third chappie will be up soon for u guys! THANX MOONYLOVER2000!!!!!!!!!!! U reviewed!