AN: YAY!! You guys get some action and a real long chappie! Now for thanx to my reviewers...

Idk- I know who u are...don't make me laugh!! U are KT!!!! I'm saying sry b/c I chopped off Norrington's LEFT hand...that not important to the story anyway but great.

Commadore- I no who u are too!!! Yes, commodore's very well MAY be people...but is that any reason for me to like them??? (Note to reviewers of this story: I have a strong dislike for Elizabeth and the Commodore. If you haven't figured that out already...you haven't been paying too much attention!! O well)

Fullhouseroxsavvy- Ya you...y did u review ur self? O well...I hope people read it so that they no y I didn't delete the reviews below....(thanks for that idea Scampi!!! U people should read Scampi's stories! They're funny!)

PotCluver- I think I no who this is too...if I'm wrong about this reviewer...sry to the person who sent this review... but I think this is ISEEKWORLDDOMINATION! Ya...she would write something like that...thanx 4 ur review!!

OK...onto the next chappie.

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Chapter 3- The hidden abilities of the fruit's pet

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Jack was stumbling along trying to decide if this kiwi thing was for real, when the canopener just started blurting out, "Intruder! Intruder!"

You may not understand just how smart a stupid canopener can be, actually, a stupid canopener has so much artificial intelligence, that it can not even be classified as stupid, it is classified as the super A smarty-pants. That may not have made any sense, but if you read it carefully enough, it resembles something Captain Jack himself said once. Anyway, The canopener was right about an intruder, Gillette came bounding through to seek council from the one above him, his leader and only friend, Norrington. In fact, they are each other's only friends. Gillette had heard of the kiwi and came to "rescue" Norrington, although Norrington was on a quest to save Elizabeth, who likes him even worse than her corset.

Kiwi: (With Legolas translating) Who is this person who seems to be old worshipping Oldguy?

"This is my one true friend Gillette, and my Understudy, he is under me in his studies, therefore when he has to study, he carries me on his back." explained Norrington.

Kiwi: That is NOT what an understudy is.

"Newbie owe tribute! Newbie owe tribute!" demanded Thugy.

"But...but..but...i have nothing to give!" stammered Gillette

"Newbie evil!" pronounced Thugy, sending out an army of juice boxes to the rescue with a straw for each one.

The juice attacked Gillette, giving him indigestion (i don't know how!) and horrible stains on his clothes and wig that will never come out, no matter what.

Then...the Glad plastic wrap came out, wrapping up all of Gillette's uniform, leaving him standing in only a tie and pants (lucky for him i do not like him!).

"Do you want more, Newbie? Or do you have tribute now?" said Thugy.

"I told you! I'm afraid i have nothing to give!!!" exclaimed Gillette.

Bad move...FoilMan, useful in both the kitchen and math, came punching gillette until he donated his tie to Thugy for tribute. (For those of you who do not know me, which is most of you, FoilMan is a little Ken doll that my alge teacher dressed up in tin foil to teach us the foil method.)

Now that Gillette payed his tribute Thugy stopped sending out his kitchen tools of doom at him.

Kiwi: Well played Thugy! Now Rumlover, have you made your decision to go on this quest to rescue Elizabeth, currently on Cherryberry as a blob if you remember, and find her true love? If you do i can promise you everlasting peace on a quaint little island that could someday be owned by you, away from blacksmiths, people of the navy, and other odd people that are after you bothering you for various reasons. And before you ask...since i know you are wondering this yourself, the reason i'm not just doing this my self is because I am a kiwi, placed under an evil enchantment by a wizard failing at his magic, while both of us were visiting Antarctica for the coolest theme park ever, so sadly i have no legs and cannot cross this ocean without drowning. If there are people on the isle Cherryberry, in that blob like state, i cannot perform my ultimate powers i need to get back to normal.

"Hold up there a sec, savvy? Just how many people do we need to rescue from Cherryberry?" asked Jack.'

Kiwi: Well...I'm afraid to mention, three...three including Elizabeth. Elizabeth, Arwen, and Bucky the clown. (For you people who are reading this, and do not know who Arwen is, she is an elf in LOTR I just had to put her in!)

"Who is Arwen and Bucky the clown?" questioned Jack

Kiwi: Arwen is this beautiful elf princess who was donated to Thugy to keep her safe from the pain of death until her beloved Aragorn gets back from battle. Bucky the clown was given to Thugy as a Birthday present on his 10th Birthday so he would have an everlasting supply of ballons and kitchenware. The only record we have of Bucky's love is another clown somewhere in this world...we must find her, and Aragorn, and whomever Elizabeth is dreaming of now.

"OK...I think we should do this, I'm certainly ready for another adventure, mate! Anyone else up for a little party before our next adventure? There's sure to be lots o' rum!" said Jack gleefully eager to seek out these people, he doesn't really care for anyone on that island, he just wants his own private beach bash!

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AN: That's all i have for u 2day! I don't own anyone or company or thing i put in this very odd story that should finnally start having a meaning!! YAY!! let's try to get the review count up to 8 for the next chapter to be up savvy? So Gillette Joins the crew and the actual mission is starting...what now?

I need to add twelve more words just to make this story have 1000 words, hey look...I did it! Review! I need sum Ideas! Also...ignore the spelling errors in da AN's b/c they are not part of the story!