Title: Ara ara…
Chapter: #2 – Take 2 and…..action!
Author: Murto (I think I'm Indecisive but then again I'm not so sure…)
Pre-FanFic Notes: Hey dudes, sorry about the updates that are irregular and few, but Uni has been sh*tt*ing me around again. For my friends, yes I'm still alive and writing; and for my enemies, yes I'm still alive because your assassination attempts were futile…
Legal crap: We are the keepers of the sacred words "Murto", "doesn't own" and "Love Hina". But however you must appease us. You must buy….A SHRUBBERY! OR you could just ignore that and realise that if I did own Love Hina I wouldn't be writing this crap now would I? I'd pro'lly be making a second series or somethin'….
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Maehara Shinobu was sitting quietly at her desk in her room. She was meant to be doing homework like every good little anime character should be, but was instead drawing pictures of Keitaro. It was at this moment that her room filled with bright light and, speak of the devil, Keitaro appeared holding onto a device along with Su Kaolla.
After quickly hiding her notepad in a mad embarrassed panic she soon composed herself and said "Um..a…Urashima-senpai, Kaolla. What…how…"
"It's something Su invented, it's called a Matter-paddle©. It's basically a hand-held teleporter." Keitaro said, checking to see if his arms were intact after using the said device.
"YAY YAY YAY!!! Su has done it!! It will completely revolutionise the world!!! Now Su can go back to her home country and create a technology empire that will surpass Japan's!!!!" Su said; dancing, jumping and moon-walking everywhere.
Keitaro and Shinobu sweatdropped…
"Ano, sorry Kaolla-san. I'm not quite sure if I can…umm…believe you. Could you show me?" Shinobu asked.
"Roger!! See you outside at the front door of the Hinata!" Su said cheerfully as she pressed a few buttons on the device and disappeared into thin air along with Keitaro.
Just as Shinobu was about to leave her room she heard a series of screams…
"KYAAAAAAA!!!!"
"This is completely unforgivable…"
"AHH! You knocked over my sake…"
"Don't think you can teleport in here just because you WANT TO!! PERVERT!!"
Keitaro then went flying past Shinobu's window. Obviously worried about her 'Senpai' she ran to the window and called out to Kaolla.
"Kaolla-san, what did you do to my senpai!!!!"
"Oh dear, I think Su forgot to offset the X-coordinate…" said Kaolla as she scratched her head.
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Keitaro thought he was most devious. In his humble opinion at least, cleaning the hot springs at 6am should give him plenty of time before any of the girls wanted to use it.
"Alright! Finally, I'll be able to clean the 'springs before anyone else gets here." He said out loud with a smile. "Everyone else is still asleep, meaning I won't get any of the usual 'Argh! Pervert' and 'How could you senpai?' remarks I usually get!"
However, much to his dismay the entire female population of the Hinata lay in the water before him. Now the usual scene begins…
"Pervert"
"How could you senpai"
"Great! Awesome blackmail footage!"
"Prepare yourself, Urashima!!!"
Ending #1 – Bad Ending (What usually happens)
"Honestly, I'm innocent! I just came in here to clean the Hot Springs before you guys wanted to use them!" Keitaro said in his defence.
"Sure sure, we believe you" Naru replied sarcastically, winding up her fist for a Naru-punch.
POW!!! Keitaro disappears over the horizon….
Ending #2 – Scooby Doo Ending
"Honestly, I'm innocent! I just came in here to clean the Hot Springs bef-" Keitaro said, but was cut off before he finished.
"Shut up and hold still…" Naru said, pulling at Keitaro's face.
Keitaro's face then melted away like a scene from Mission: Impossible.
"Please don't hurt me," Kentaro Sakata said. "I didn't really want to come here, Kanako put me up to it…"
"Quit complaining, here you go officer!" Naru said, handing the now handcuffed Kentaro Sakata to a nearby police officer.
"Your going to be put away for a looong time…" the officer said.
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" yelled Kentaro.
Ending #3 – Lock stock and 2 smoking barrels Ending
"Honestly, I'm innocent! I just came in here to clean the Hot Springs before you guys wanted to use them!" Keitaro said in his defence.
"Sure! We believe your innocent!" Naru said, holding a pistol to Keitaro's chin.
"Stop it bitch!!" Shinobu said, holding a pistol to Naru's head. "I-I-If you so much as touch my senpai, I'll pull this trigger!"
"Unforgivable! You have betrayed us young Shinobu." Motoko said, drawing her own pistol like she just stepped out of Noir. "For this you shall pay…"
"Stop it Motoko!," Kitsune said, raising her voice and drawing her pistol. "Shinobu buys the paper with the horse-racing results for me every morning! If she goes, you go!"
"Hey! You always create elaborate schemes that foil my Mecha-Tama's attempts to take over the world!" Kaolla Su said, holding a laser gun to Kitsune's head. "I'm fine with that but if Motoko goes I'll have no-one around with turtle-phobia to try them out on!"
"SU! I'm sick and tired of your contraptions dealing out endless pain and torment!" Keitaro spoke sternly as he drew a pistol on her.
Everyone was on edge. So much as a flicker of movement could result in someone pulling the trigger on their pistol. Then Mutsumi chose to walk in…
"Ara! When in Rome…," Mutsumi Otohime smiled, as she shot Keitaro.
"You bitch!" he said as he shot at Mutsumi, but missed and hit Su. Everyone else then shot each other until they all died.
Ending #4 – Good Ending
"Honestly, I'm innocent! I just came in here to clean the Hot Springs before you guys wanted to use them!" Keitaro said in his defence.
Keitaro winced, anticipating pain. The Naru-punch never came however…
"Heh heh heh, only joking," Naru said, walking back to soak in the Hot Springs. Everyone else followed.
"Ok, umm…that was…weird" as Keitaro went back inside.
Ending #5 – The Matrix Ending
"Honestly, I'm innocent! I just came in here to clean the hot springs before you guys wanted to use them!" Keitaro said in his defence.
"Mr Anderson, what a pleasant surprise" Naru said, wearing a suit.
They shoot at each other, dodging the bullets and using cool special affects. Keitaro manages to lose his gun in the fight and Agent Naru has him pinned down with her pistol to his head.
"Hear that, Mr Anderson? It's the sound of…inevitability, it's the sound of…your death. Goodbye…Mr Anderson." She said, barely above a whisper as she slowly squeezed the trigger.
"Dodge this" a voice said. It was Kanako who snuck up on Naru and held and pistol to her head. She fired and Naru died.
"Thanks" Keitaro bowed.
"Anytime…"
Ending #6 – Terrorist Ending
"Honestly, I'm innocent! I just came in here to clean the hot springs before you guys wanted to use them!" Keitaro said in his defence.
"DIE PERVERT!" Naru yelled in a perfectly accented Arabic dialect of some sort.
She pulled back her pink towel to reveal 30 odd sticks of dynamite strapped to her…body. She ran at Keitaro, hugged him and blew the pair of them into smithereens.
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#1 – This was inspired by a scene from Red Dwarf, Series 4, Episode 6 – Meltdown, Scene 1 for those of you who really wanted to know.
#2 – I got this idea whilst I was at work. I was vacuuming away whilst thinking of Wayne's World and the rest is FanFiction history. I think I took it a bit too far though…