Authors note here: This is my first fanfiction ever and a rough draft of an idea I had about what if the floor guardians were players instead of NPCs. Like being member of ainz ooal gown and knowing what japan is and all that stuff. Let me know what you guys think and thank you for giving my story a chance. Came to me when reading a reddit post
Ainz Ooal Gown. The top guild in all of Yggdrasil with 48 members active at its hight. Its members being that of the heteromorph races and monsters that most players would hunt down. With their guild base the Great tomb of nazarick being near impossible to take down with proof of the great player alliance of 8000 only getting to the 8th floor. But unfortunately every great thing must end.
"Cant believe its the last day dear. It felt like yesturday I meet you here online."
The one who spoke was the Guild leader Momonga, An overlord highest level of undead one can achieve. But in truth it was Suzuki Satoru, a 40 year old salary man, husband, and father. In the dark future of 2138 the earth had practically died with the only remains of humanity being the ones who live in the less toxic clouds of cities and corruption run supreme. To have even a single loved one is considered a miracle, but a family? A fairy tale to those who cant afford to barely eat. Satoru was a fortunate individual to have his manager die of a heart attack and being the only one who knew how finances worked was picked by the higher ups as a replacement.
"Ah. Thinking back to my maiden days gives off such a warmth feeling into my heart. Dont you agree Satoru?"
Standing beside the skelton was his wife, Suzuki Aimi. In game she was a demon succubus, named Albedo who had an unparalleled beauty to all who see it. A white dress that clung to the skin showing her body off to those who lay eyes on her. Unbeknownst to many is that her player model mirrors her youngerself in the real world during her maiden days before motherhood had taken its toll on her body.
"It really does my dear. To think we met each other here by complete chance it really is a miracle that I married someone as beautiful as you. College were the days wasnt it? Speaking of Toshiro had recently gotten his degree hasnt he?"
"korrigiere meinen lieben Vater und Mutter!"
The greater doppleganger Pandoras actor, known as the richest being in all of yggdrasil. The 16 year genius and son of Aimi and Satoru, Toshiro. A boy genius who at the age of 13 managed to skip several grades and join a military tactics program in exhancge for an education. Who somehow found the time to learn german.
"Still a chinuby Toshiro? I honestly thought college would bring that out of you but it seems the torture of your german tiraides appeared to have done more torture for your class than it has getting it out of your system"
"I see you've still have a sense of fashion there demiurge!"
"Now now children, the last time you two had a fight in the throne room you two also had to fix it."
The arch-devil in his red buissne suit and the german speaking goppleganger were interrupted by what one would think of as the ultimate heroic paladin. A World champion In every sense of the word. Who also came with his son and wife in hand.
"You are one kind of buzzkill touch me, Let the younglings have their fun. Then you can punish them!"
The next to enter could only be described has a goat bipedal demon lord who has gained the title of Grand Catastrophe. With karma so far into the negatives that puts most of ainz ooal gown into shame. Who is also the older brother of the guilds fellow arch-devil.
"Boys will be boys wont they Albedo?"
"You can say that again Yamaiko. Compared to Pandora german antics the most I had to deal with Nigredo would be her hair up keep and getting her to socoalize more. And all rubedo really gave me trouble for was her constant asking of food, why she asked me if there were any leftovers from work i could steal from once! Its good that she calmed down regarding that"
"Hey everybody! Hope were not to late to the end of the world. Your favorite uncle is here! Oh hi there sebas!"
"Hello peroroncino-san. Its good to see you. Anyway Im going to intervene in the fight before those two destory the trone room. Do take care"
"Your always to stiff for your own good Sebas. Try to lighten up its the last day of yggdrasil after all. Its a prime time to let loose and have as much perveted fun as you can!~ Besides My little cousins wouldnt want to see you acting like inner old man you are despite how young you look."
The young Beuty that had walked in was none other than yggdrasils Number 2 player under touch me, Shalltear bloodfallen. A level 100 true vampire who verociossly defends the first 3 floors of the tomb and not afraid in flaunting her perversion. A trait that seems to run in the family if her fathers younger days are any indication.
"Oh yeah, where are they by the way shally? I didnt think they'd skip this seeing how much they love this game.I know Sister loves playing with her kids when they have time."
"Aura and Mare are on the 4th floor messing around with their pets and plants. It was so cute how they rushed over to their treehouse! Its fortunite its a weekend so they can stay up past midnight enjoying the last moments they have here. And how they said they love me either in slime form or human just melted my heart!"
"Its good to see you sis! Its a shame I wouldnt get to see them in game seeing as theres only 10 minutes on the clock left. Oh well, well be seeing each other tomorrow anyway!"
"It amazes me just how carefree you can be Little brother. Fatherhood has done nothing in that regard apparently. At least Shelly is with you and not that bitch"
The air in the Thrine room suddenly gotten dark and pressuring. Not all of the guild members in the tomb know what hapende in peroroncinos last marriage but they all knew one thing, if it got the siblings and Daughter pissed off its probably a good thing shes not in the picture. Especially Shalltear as she described her mother once when sebas asked as 'A heartless bitch who was lower than rat shit who is better off choking to death in the toxic air.'.
"Ahem. Is it a bad time to show myself everyone? Me, takemikazuchi, and punitto moe have been standing here a good minute now."
Coming from the doorway stood a demon slime, the guilds resident samurai nephilim, and the strategic Death vine stood in the door way. It was truley amazing how despite the vast differences in schedules everyone had manage to find the time to make it here regarding how 22nd century Japan demanded of its citizens.
"HeroHero you Made it!? I though you were too tired to make it! What made you change your mind? And arnt you tired?"
"Dont worry guild leader im fine. The girls helped me out this week so my schedule opened up for the first time in years. They are at their little room in case your wondering with cocytus, they said hi by the way."
"Im still amazed you managed to raise 7 daughters by your self hero-san. I only had to deal with 3 kids. And touch me and Yamaiko only had sebas"
"As long as my little brother and your daughters are having fun thats all that matters. Man i wish we had more time to Have one more dual Touch-Me"
"Same here Takemikazuchi"
It was a beautiful scene for Satoru. His wife Aimi talking to Yamaiko and bukubuku chagmasama regarding their motherhood adventures. Touch-me and the guys talking about how much they missed their glory days. Toshiro talking to demiurge and Sebas about the world time he managed to loot- Wait a minute is that wish upon a true star! That can grant any wish on par with a world item! How in the? You know what it doesnt matter here.
'I just wish this could last a little longer'
"The clock is almost up Dear. Want to say a few words before the forced log out happens? You are the guild leader after all."
"I agree with Albedo Momonga. If any one can say some last words its you. Besides I think its bout time you actually equip the real guild weapon instead of the cerimonial one we use."
"Touch-me, Aimi your both right Lets go out in a bang, we worked so hard for this place its about time we celebrate the fruits of our efforts. Gather everyone while I get the staff."
Satour teleported to the meeting room owhere the staff was kept. It was an impressive room for meetings as it had a chair for every member of the guild. 56 members at its prime it was held as the top guild in all of yggdrasil and possession of 11-well make that 12- world items. In the room was the guilds grandest achievement in craftsman ship that costed a total of 1 million yen if pandoras calculation of everyones contributions is to be believed.
The staff of Ainz Ooal Gown. The gold septer crafted to appear as elegant curves that make a handle lead to top as 7 snakes point outwords of each other eachwith their own unique gemstone inside adding buffs and resistances to each category of magic the user has.
"Hey there Son-in law! Where is everybody I thought we were all meeting in the meeting room!"
"Tabula-sama? What are you doing here the party is being held in the throne room. Aimi Toshiro, Rubedo, and nigredo are all there including the guild mates!"
"Wait really? The email said-Oh it does say throne room. God dame cataracts! Im a brain eater! I get it vision isnt exactly the top thing of my species but come on cut me some slack here! I 95 years old already let me enjoy my Retirement God, you bastared!"
"Ahem! Well theres still time To make it to the throne room just teleport to the throne room with me."
As the father and son in law left for the throne room they saw everyone of ainz opal gown gathered around the room bringing their full attention to their panicking guild leader.
'Ahhh… I know im about to give this speech but still I might beguikd leader but Im not a public speaker!'
"Attention everyone! I as Guild leader as ainz Ooal Gown say thank you for coming in our final day in yggdrasil! But as momanga say that without yggdrasil I never would have the very things in my life I find make it give me unending happiness. My wife, my children, my comrades, all of who I say with certainty am proud to call friends and family. In our last minute I say"
Just then a skeleton hand stood tall with the staff of Ainz Ooal Gown clutched tightly in his hand
"GLORY TO AINZ OOAL GOWN"
It a big unified boast of a mix of pride, happiness, and sadness from the youngest to oldest members all shouted
"GLORY TO AINZ OOAL GOWN"
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