Mad Malibu Summer!
To Red Witch: COME BAAAAAAAACK!!!!!
To Raliena: I have some idea who you're talking about, but I need more info on them. I have heard of those 5 sisters, I can imagine Thunderbolt seeing them standing on the beach and basically getting creeped out. I know one of them is dead and one joined Magneto in the comics, but I need more info.
To Metal Dragon1: Ah yes, I may feature Nightside. I don't even have an idea for a plot for this story, so we'll see. I should have quite a few pranks on Hardcase in.
It's Profile Time Again! Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, chants, screams and claps. Some hold up signs. This time, we look at the biggest laughingstock of the entire Malibu Joe team, Hardcase!!!
Hardcase
Real Name: James Harris
Affiliation: Army
Rank: Captain
Primary Military Specialty: Infantry
Secondary Military Specialty: Intelligence
Birthplace: Indianapolis, Indiana
Bio: Hardcase is a third-generation military man. Growing up in Indianapolis, Hardcase lived in a strict household with his father, who also was a huge racing fan. He was taught to be appreciative of the military.
Upon the earliest legal age, Hardcase signed up for the Army, like his father and grandfather before him. He quickly became a highly-commended top-class graduate of both Ranger and Airborne School, as well as made the Green Berets. He also was the first soldier to ever turn down an invitation to join the GI Joe team. He claimed the team was too insane to ever be a real, fully-functional military unit. Offended, Lady Jaye of the Joe team challenged Hardcase to a footrace. If Hardcase lost, he had to join. Hardcase lost and was sent to the Malibu Joe team.
His patience is often pushed to the limit by the antics of his fellow Malibu Joes, especially because he is the endless target of pranks by the Malibu Joe prankster codenamed Jester. He is also the third-in-command of Malibu Base, but he's rarely taken seriously outside of battle.
He also has a stuffed tiger named Sgt. Stripes. NOBODY touches Sgt. Stripes without Hardcase's permission.
Chapter 2: One Weird Morning!
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(Malibu Base, 7 AM)
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Velocity, Beast King, Rictor, Thunderbolt, and Longshot all sat at the breakfast table, laughing their butts off.
"Man, I can't believe we pulled it off!" Longshot burst out laughing.
"Yeah! We, five members of the West Coast Misfits, actually managed to combination ride/teleport to the Hell House, knock out and kidnap their leader, Emma Frost, tie her up and put her in a burlap sack, then put her on top of the flagpole behind the 'Welcome to Malibu' sign!" Terrell laughed.
"Well, they deserved it." Jack smirked. "Those bogus dudes made fun of my cousin. They deserved it."
"Ahh, you should've let the Thunderbolt slap her around a little bit first. She's probably used to it." Kyle joked.
"Man, we are the best! I wish I could see the looks on the faces of the Hellions and Emma when they wake up!" Randy snickered.
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(The entrance to Malibu)
"HELP ME!!!!" Emma Frost screamed. "SOMEBODY GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!!!! WHOEVER DID THIS IS GOING TO GET IT, BIG TIME!!! And how in the world did I end up in California?" Two cops walked up, one carrying a flag that was intended to be put up.
"Hey Mitch, lookit that! A blonde chick on the flagpole!" Cop #1 chuckled.
"Ed, you obviously haven't lived here long. This is California! Blonde chicks are everywhere! They're practically grown on farms!" Cop #2, Mitch, laughed.
"GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!!!!" Emma screamed at the cops.
"Now that's not very nice." Ed crossed his arms.
"Yeah, say the magic word." Mitch laughed. Emma blinked in disbelief. These guys were members of Malibu's finest?
"Please get me down from here." Emma growled through gritted teeth. She was very close to unleashing her mental powers on these two cops. They shrugged and tried to get her down, but the rope stuck and they started arguing. "Oh, you're kidding right?! How can you two mess up something as simple as getting me down from a flagpole!?!" Her Boston accent flared with her anger. "WILL YOU TWO MORONS GET ME DOWN FROM HERE ALREADY?!?!?!?!" The cops stopped.
"Forget it, lady! You're a jerk!" Mitch grumbled. "C'mon, Ed! Let's get some breakfast."
"Hey, I recognized that accent! She's a Boston girl." Ed chuckled as the cops went to their car.
"Hey! Wait! I'll give you money! Hey! HEY!!!!" Emma screamed as the cops pulled out. "HEY!!!!"
"Hey lady, the Red Sox suck!" Ed laughed as the cops drove off. Emma's jaw dropped. There was one rule that Ed forgot when you deal with Boston natives: Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, insult the Red Sox around a Boston native, sports fan or not. She got really mad.
"YOU MOTHER$&#%#!!!! GET BACK HERE, GET ME DOWN, AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU CLOWNS!!!!! YOU JERKS!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Emma screamed at the top of her lungs. She then sighed. "It's Tuesday. On Tuesdays, I have pancakes right now. I want pancakes." Emma whimpered.
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(Malibu Base)
Theresa Rourke went down the stairs and into the kitchen of West Coast Misfit Manor. The leader of the West Coast Misfits' blond hair was messy, and she looked like an 80s rocker with it. She was clad in green pajamas. She noticed Terrell, Randy, Kyle, Jack, and Longshot laughing at the table.
"Coffee…" She mumbled, putting on the coffeemaker. The Irish girl just stood, staring at the coffeemaker and mumbling. "Coffee…Coffee…Coffee…"
"Hey Theresa, you gotta hear what we did last night!" Terrell grinned, waving. He forgot that Siryn should never be spoken to before she got her morning coffee. She turned around slowly, giving Terrell the mother of all death glares.
"Oops. Bye!" Terrell tried to escape, but Siryn nailed him with her sonic scream, knocking him into a wall. "Owww…" He whimpered as he slid to the floor. Theresa slowly turned around and went back to staring at her coffeemaker, mumbling the word "Coffee" over and over.
"Sheesh, Terrell." Kyle chuckled. "Don't you remember? No talky-talky to Terry-Berry until she gets mer morning coffee-woffee." He said to Velocity in a little-kid voice.
"Coffee…"
"Let's go into the next room. She creeps me out when she's like this." Longshot said. The four boys left the room, leaving a dazed Velocity and a mumbling Siryn.
"Coffee…Coffee…Coffee…Coffee…Coffee…Coffee…"
Well, this is one interesting morning! What madness will happen next? Will Emma ever get taken down? How will the Hellions react? Will Siryn's mood brighten? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!