Mad Malibu Summer!

To Firefly25: Nice to hear from you! Glad you liked my story! I still have that e-mail address. I don't know how Emma will get out of that mess, or who she'll blame for it. I can imagine some fun situations with Tomax and Xamot as well. As for now, I don't really have a plot for this story. I have no idea what to do, and I sure as heck am not doing it like those cheesy 60s beach movies!

To Red Witch: I have no idea where I came up with the Emma Frost and pancakes bit. Hunt for coffee, huh? Well, I had something different in mind… Oh yeah, love the new stories! Glad to see you back! Glad you liked the Emma Frost up the flagpole bit!

To Raliena: Glad you liked it! The Hellions may make an appearance soon. I'll see what I can do for Kelly Torture.

To Wizard1: Where is the fifth chapter of "Karaoke Dance Party"?! You promised me that you would have it up a couple weeks ago!

To Aaron: Yeah, I thought that'd be a good start to the story. I really don't know what the heck is going on nor what I plan to do next.

To Metal Dragon1: Yeah, maybe they should've let the Thunderbolt slap Emma around a little bit. (Kyle: Yeah, her pimp does it all the time) Yeah, it would be a very funny brawl if Siryn and Draco fought over who gets the morning coffee first. Where's the new chapter of "Take the Long Way Home"?! I want to see the big Kid Razor/New Mutants Team-Up!

It's Profile Time Again! Crowd hoots, hollers, screams, claps, chants, and cheers. Some hold up signs This time, we take a look at a member of the East Coast Misfit team, everyone's favorite hexcaster, the Scarlet Witch!

Scarlet Witch

Real Name: Wanda Maximoff

Class: Mutant

Affiliation: Misfits (East Coast Team), formerly Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, has shown interest in joining Avengers

Powers: Wanda Maximoff is a mutant with a very unique power: She can alter probabilities by throwing blasts of chaos energy known as 'Hex-bolts'. She can't really control these probabilities at her current level, but it is believed that with further practice, she may be able to twist probability in her favor. It's believed her powers were altered by genetic manipulation done by her father Magneto.

Bio: Wanda is one daughter of the genetic terrorist Magneto (Maximoff is her mother's name, which is the only info available about the Maximoff twins' mother). She is one of a pair of fraternal twins, the other being Pietro "Quicksilver" Maximoff, gifted with superhuman speed. Her other family includes half-sister Rogue and half-brother Kurt "Nightcrawler" Wagner of the X-Men. As a child, her father did experiments on her, causing her hex powers to flare up and go crazy. At the age of seven, she was sent to an asylum, where she stayed for several years, occasionally being visited by Charles Xavier. Her powers made her the object of fear from doctors and guards.

Mystique released Wanda to join the Brotherhood, and her bitter, rage-filled personality caused her teammates to be afraid of her, especially Pietro, who was often the biggest target of abuse by Wanda. She also ended up, to her chagrin, being the object of the affections of teammate Todd "Toad" Tolensky. Whenever he tried to flirt, she blasted him with her hex-bolts.

She served with the Brotherhood, but eventually rebelled when she discovered Rogue was her half-sister and thought that Lance Alvers, the mutant codenamed Avalanche, was killed by Magneto. During a battle at Magneto's Asteroid M base, Wanda was knocked unconscious, and Pietro brought her to the arms of one of the GI Joes.

Wanda ended up in Joe care, and she became one of the original members of the Misfits. Wanda became calmer under Joe care, improved her relationship with Pietro. She also befriended Misfit leader Althea "Wavedancer" Delgado, who in a stroke of irony, was Toad's girlfriend! It's believed she has a crush on Craig Allman Starr, the Misfit codenamed Darkstar.

When the Misfits and the X-Men met the Avengers for the first time, she has shown interest in joining the superhero team at some point.

Chapter 3: Cheer up, Theresa!

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(West Coast Misfit Manor, Malibu Base)

"What do we do? We can't go in the kitchen. Siryn's in there, and no coffee." Longshot gulped. "I wanted to make pancakes." He and Rictor, Thunderbolt, and Beast King were standing in front of the kitchen, visibly worried. They were afraid to go in the kitchen because Theresa was in there, and the coffee wasn't ready yet. No coffee plus Theresa in the morning meant STAY AWAY FROM SIRYN IF YOU VALUE YOUR HEARING!!!! Ali Blaire, the lightengale (A/N: What the heck is a lightengale? According to Wizard1, Dazzler was referred to as a lightengale in the 80s comics) codenamed Dazzler, came down.

"I heard a scream. What's going on?"

"Siryn and the coffeemaker, Dazz." Kyle replied. Ali sighed.

"Well that's just great!" The Farrah-haired singer replied. Terrell walked out, holding his head.

"I think I'm deaf!"

"You'll be fine, dude." Jack smiled.

"Well, what'll we have for breakfast?" Ali wondered.

"Nothing yet. Not until Theresa gets her coffee." Randy replied. "You know how she is if she don't get her morning coffee." Ali peeked in. She saw Theresa stand in front of the coffeemaker, mumbling.

"Coffee…Coffee…Coffee…Coffee…Coffee…Coffee…Coffee…Coffee…Coffee…" Theresa mumbled. Ali blinked and made a freaked-out face.

"Sheesh."

"You gotta fight! For your right! To paaaaaaaaaaaaar-ty!" Ace Starr, codename Wildstar, entered the Manor. The rock 'n' roll-playing feral mutant held up several bags of what appeared to be McDonalds.

"Hey Ace. Out partying again?" Ali snickered.

"Yup." Ace grinned. "Man, Hardcase was mad. Not to mention pink."

"Pink?" Jack blinked, raising his mirrored Oakleys in confusion.

"AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!! JESTER!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!?!?!?!?!?! I'M %&$ PINK!!!! I LOOK LIKE A FREAKIN' STUFFED ANIMAL HERE!!!!!" A familiar voice roared.

"I guess Hardcase figured it out." Ace snickered. "I got breakfast for everyone!" Ace held up his McD's bags. Kicker and Tommy Sharpe, aka Chilljaw, came down the stairs.

"We heard screaming." Kicker said with a stern look. "Do you have any idea what time it is? And where have you been all night, Ace?"

"Out, Kicker." Ace grinned. "I went out to check out Malibu's night scene, plus I got breakfast!" Tommy looked at the bags.

"All that? That's not much of a breakfast. What'll you guys eat?" The shark-like teen scratched his head. The others shook their heads. Ace was a big eater himself, but the only West Coast Misfit that could really hope to take on the East Coast guys' Blob in an eating contest was Chilljaw. He could eat anything and eat for hours.

"It's for everyone, man." Ace walked to the kitchen.

"No way, dude." Jack stopped him. "Siryn and no coffee in there."

"She sent me into a wall, dawg!" Terrell exclaimed. Ace smiled.

"I got the perfect fix for that little problem." Ace chuckled. He put the bags on the table, then pulled out a cup of coffee from one of the bags. He carefully walked up to a mumbling Theresa. "Thereeeeesaaaaa…" The Irish girl turned slowly, death glare up. She was about to open her mouth and let loose her sonic wail when Ace quickly put the coffee cup in front of his face. "Cooooooooooffeeeeeeeeeeeeee…" Theresa's eyes widened.

"Coffee! Gimme!" Theresa grabbed the coffee and guzzled down the hot liquid like a desert wanderer who was just given water. She let out sigh of relief and smiled. She then blinked and shot puzzled looks at the disbelieving kids and Kicker.

"What?"

Well, that was weird! What'll the West Coast Misfits do next? What insanity will happen next? Will this story get a plot? Will anyone else need coffee? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!