Chapter 6, Evasion!
Don't you just hate it when you think you have every thing under control, and every thing appears to be going in the ok! Direction, when something else gets thrown your way, a interference a 'fly in the ointment' if you like, well now I have one which may ruin my plans altogether. Her name is Emily Tudor and she is my best friend, however to influencing for her own good, she usually talks me out of all of these things which I insist upon doing, and now that I feel I am so close to winning my target, she may step in and put a stop to it. No I don't think so; you don't walk into Hogwarts 2 months after school started from travelling around the world and start changing people's lives. IM most certain she will object to my going after Snape "He is too old, too wrinkly, he's a granddad you are sick blah blah blah! I could go on, aren't friends annoying at times. So here we are after two months of things going acceptably well for me, then I get intrusion, well I will not be tolerating it, I will evade her I must reach my target (rubs hands together insanely) hahaahaha!!
I have been researching evasion tactics from such informative novels (well movies) as Mission Impossible and Charlie's angels. It all revolves around karate and the aid of technical equipment, (which we know is slightly limited around here). So it looks as if IM down to the simpleton's method of evasion.. Excuses!
Excuses, the aid of excusing oneself out of the aid of lies or stories, IM going to have to use them because she is like a clock watching and timing me all of the time, there is no way of slipping away from her now she is back.
6.00am!
I am doing an early bird special and getting up bright and early to avoid the crowds and get the fresher bacon and stuff. ok IM escaping her, get up early go down the stairs and look for Snape that is my plan. WOAH! I have just opened my red velvet curtains to see Emily stood waiting on the other side of them. "Where are you going", she asked annoyingly "Erm, oh erm", I began. "Its 6.00am", she said "and I notice your fully dressed (robes today). "IM going to watch the sun rise, it is such a lovely sight and all that, very educational, extremely fun and erm. I tailed of lamely. "Ok I'll come with you" she said. Surprisingly enough she had bought it. actually I have only just noticed that she also is fully dressed. "Why are you dressed" I asked. "I have been to see my dear sweet clover in the owlery" she replied. Ah so there was your answer she had been to see that revolting Yugoslavian owl, its about 3 foot tall, all black and grey, has red eyes and a scornful expression, she thinks it is the cutest thing that ever lived, a vicious panther is cuter and probably easier to touch. Great good for you I said quickly and rose from the comfort of my bed, so much for my early start and my escape to freedom. "What are you up to" she asked suspiciously "I can read you like a book" Damn she is right she can. We left for breakfast her hot at my heals like my Labrador pup, you never know she might be my slave if I ask her too though I doubt she will fetch a stick.
9.00pm,
IM in bed I cannot stand being hawked by Emily as she sits and pretends to read, but really she is watching me, I tried to leave to go to toilet twice and she kept following me, so there is going to be no chance of escaping her to learn about how to pull the man of your dreams and learn his likes wants and dreams in life if you are being watched like a piece of meat by a hungry vagrant in a baggage car. Tomorrow will be different, I promise you tomorrow.
The next night 9.00pm
Can you guess where I am it rhymes with doing in my head Yeah that's right bed again, she vulture me for an entire day, I couldn't even go get a book alone, tomorrow will change I will stop her.
A week later 9.00pm.
I am one incredibly refreshed person, but IM missing out on all the fun hiding from her, I even missed Dean Thomas, stuff an entire packet of peanuts up his nose, I mean how I can keep missing such entertainment. I know I have said this for the last week but tomorrow will be different.
5.00am Peering around my curtains, I find her asleep with her trousers half on and her hair all over her face. Ha got too much for you Emily has it, right it's Saturday, IM off to the library to research..something anything.
Library 6.00am
Madame Pince is not happy, she came to the library door with hair rollers in complaining of her lack of sleep, she claims if she doesn't get 15 hours sleep, she cannot function. that may be the reason she is not married. or has any fun, and why she does not drink, wow how vigorating please let me swap lives..... As if! IM looking through many books, but all they seem to include oddly enough is education, nothing quite what IM after, I want control, but nothing illegal, IM not using Imperious no matter how desperate I get.
The restricted Section
Its incredibly dark down here, to be honest its quite creepy, it makes me jumpy, the only reason IM down here is because Madame Pince got a roller stuck in her robe and had to go remove it before she got a neck ricket.. Caterpillars, catapults communists, Control! This is what I need.
Upon reading the book, I am a cheesy person; it is perfect brilliant IM having it.
Walking along the corridor, reading my book.hm hm lala woah where I am, I think IM lost again! This corridor is incredibly dark and there is only one door to try.great it is locked well IM not going back .ALOHOMORA! I have come across a well decorated room, beautiful curtains, leather sofas and lovely carved furniture, Where am I it is gorgeous, I come across, a different door, a silver bathroom, an American style diner look and. oh look designer shampoo, like what the stars use oh Versace soap wow! Whose room is this? I walked back into the bedroom/ living room and looked at a hand carved dark wood wardrobe, it is huge imagine what I .. Oh dear someone's coming damn quick hide, I jumped in the wardrobe leaving a tiny crack to look through, I found myself staring at the form of..........Severus Snape entering his rooms OH God OH God OH Goddy Goddy God, how will I escape oh no what am I going to. oh my God he is getting undressed, pulling of his robes like the full Monty Whoa, of comes the shirt and the trousers oh. hehe he has Snake underwear! Here come the undies and. KNOCK! KNOCK! Damn! Snape zapped on some robes and answered to Dumbledore, it appeared important, Snape left in a swift way, leaving me safe but still incredibly disappointed more than you know, I'll know what I'll be dreaming about tonight hehehehehehehe!
Woweee!!!!!!!
Don't you just hate it when you think you have every thing under control, and every thing appears to be going in the ok! Direction, when something else gets thrown your way, a interference a 'fly in the ointment' if you like, well now I have one which may ruin my plans altogether. Her name is Emily Tudor and she is my best friend, however to influencing for her own good, she usually talks me out of all of these things which I insist upon doing, and now that I feel I am so close to winning my target, she may step in and put a stop to it. No I don't think so; you don't walk into Hogwarts 2 months after school started from travelling around the world and start changing people's lives. IM most certain she will object to my going after Snape "He is too old, too wrinkly, he's a granddad you are sick blah blah blah! I could go on, aren't friends annoying at times. So here we are after two months of things going acceptably well for me, then I get intrusion, well I will not be tolerating it, I will evade her I must reach my target (rubs hands together insanely) hahaahaha!!
I have been researching evasion tactics from such informative novels (well movies) as Mission Impossible and Charlie's angels. It all revolves around karate and the aid of technical equipment, (which we know is slightly limited around here). So it looks as if IM down to the simpleton's method of evasion.. Excuses!
Excuses, the aid of excusing oneself out of the aid of lies or stories, IM going to have to use them because she is like a clock watching and timing me all of the time, there is no way of slipping away from her now she is back.
6.00am!
I am doing an early bird special and getting up bright and early to avoid the crowds and get the fresher bacon and stuff. ok IM escaping her, get up early go down the stairs and look for Snape that is my plan. WOAH! I have just opened my red velvet curtains to see Emily stood waiting on the other side of them. "Where are you going", she asked annoyingly "Erm, oh erm", I began. "Its 6.00am", she said "and I notice your fully dressed (robes today). "IM going to watch the sun rise, it is such a lovely sight and all that, very educational, extremely fun and erm. I tailed of lamely. "Ok I'll come with you" she said. Surprisingly enough she had bought it. actually I have only just noticed that she also is fully dressed. "Why are you dressed" I asked. "I have been to see my dear sweet clover in the owlery" she replied. Ah so there was your answer she had been to see that revolting Yugoslavian owl, its about 3 foot tall, all black and grey, has red eyes and a scornful expression, she thinks it is the cutest thing that ever lived, a vicious panther is cuter and probably easier to touch. Great good for you I said quickly and rose from the comfort of my bed, so much for my early start and my escape to freedom. "What are you up to" she asked suspiciously "I can read you like a book" Damn she is right she can. We left for breakfast her hot at my heals like my Labrador pup, you never know she might be my slave if I ask her too though I doubt she will fetch a stick.
9.00pm,
IM in bed I cannot stand being hawked by Emily as she sits and pretends to read, but really she is watching me, I tried to leave to go to toilet twice and she kept following me, so there is going to be no chance of escaping her to learn about how to pull the man of your dreams and learn his likes wants and dreams in life if you are being watched like a piece of meat by a hungry vagrant in a baggage car. Tomorrow will be different, I promise you tomorrow.
The next night 9.00pm
Can you guess where I am it rhymes with doing in my head Yeah that's right bed again, she vulture me for an entire day, I couldn't even go get a book alone, tomorrow will change I will stop her.
A week later 9.00pm.
I am one incredibly refreshed person, but IM missing out on all the fun hiding from her, I even missed Dean Thomas, stuff an entire packet of peanuts up his nose, I mean how I can keep missing such entertainment. I know I have said this for the last week but tomorrow will be different.
5.00am Peering around my curtains, I find her asleep with her trousers half on and her hair all over her face. Ha got too much for you Emily has it, right it's Saturday, IM off to the library to research..something anything.
Library 6.00am
Madame Pince is not happy, she came to the library door with hair rollers in complaining of her lack of sleep, she claims if she doesn't get 15 hours sleep, she cannot function. that may be the reason she is not married. or has any fun, and why she does not drink, wow how vigorating please let me swap lives..... As if! IM looking through many books, but all they seem to include oddly enough is education, nothing quite what IM after, I want control, but nothing illegal, IM not using Imperious no matter how desperate I get.
The restricted Section
Its incredibly dark down here, to be honest its quite creepy, it makes me jumpy, the only reason IM down here is because Madame Pince got a roller stuck in her robe and had to go remove it before she got a neck ricket.. Caterpillars, catapults communists, Control! This is what I need.
Upon reading the book, I am a cheesy person; it is perfect brilliant IM having it.
Walking along the corridor, reading my book.hm hm lala woah where I am, I think IM lost again! This corridor is incredibly dark and there is only one door to try.great it is locked well IM not going back .ALOHOMORA! I have come across a well decorated room, beautiful curtains, leather sofas and lovely carved furniture, Where am I it is gorgeous, I come across, a different door, a silver bathroom, an American style diner look and. oh look designer shampoo, like what the stars use oh Versace soap wow! Whose room is this? I walked back into the bedroom/ living room and looked at a hand carved dark wood wardrobe, it is huge imagine what I .. Oh dear someone's coming damn quick hide, I jumped in the wardrobe leaving a tiny crack to look through, I found myself staring at the form of..........Severus Snape entering his rooms OH God OH God OH Goddy Goddy God, how will I escape oh no what am I going to. oh my God he is getting undressed, pulling of his robes like the full Monty Whoa, of comes the shirt and the trousers oh. hehe he has Snake underwear! Here come the undies and. KNOCK! KNOCK! Damn! Snape zapped on some robes and answered to Dumbledore, it appeared important, Snape left in a swift way, leaving me safe but still incredibly disappointed more than you know, I'll know what I'll be dreaming about tonight hehehehehehehe!
Woweee!!!!!!!