(Lugia, Suicune and I make it past Violet City and into Route 32. Luckily there are no trainers there, so the three of us are by ourselves)
Lugia: I don't really want to ask, but what are we doing here?
Fierystreak: You're right. You don't want to ask.
Lugia: (Praying) If its something bad just don't let it be something heavy from up in the sky.
Fierystreak: (Looks behind myself) Er, not this time.
Lugia: (Turns around to see a forty tonne truck coming his way) Why me? (Gets squished)
Suicune: Probably because you're a big enough target.
Lugia: (Gets out from under the truck) that's it! I'm going to Weight Watchers!
Fierystreak: (Looks surprised) Huh? Weight Watchers? Hello! You were born like that.
Lugia: (Not really listening) Yeah, hello to you, too.
Fierystreak: (Decides to just give up quickly) Ok, I brought you both here, because my Poke' Dex say's that Raikou is here.
Suicune: (Excitedly) Raikou? Really? Where?
Fierystreak: (Hands on my hips) How 'em I surpose to know?
Raikou: (Appears from behind a bush) Oh, looksee! Its Lugia and Suicune. I haven't seen you two for ages. (Spots me) And Fierystreak is also here. How wonderful. Do you still have my Master Ball?
Fierystreak: (Smiles) Of course. I have all the legendaries Pokemon's Master Ball.
Raikou: That's good then. Have any of you seen Entei? I haven't seen him for a while.
Suicune: (Shakes his head) No, we haven't.
Raikou: Oh well. Never mind then. (Turns to Lugia) I can see that you've been having a bad day today.
Lugia: (Glares at me) no kidding. Ever since Fierystreak has written this story I have been squished time after time. She's only squished Suicune once.
Fierystreak: I happen to like Suicune. I like Lugias, too, but as I said before you're a big enough target.
Lugia: (Grumbling) Thanks for reminding me.
Fierystreak: (Cheerfully) you're welcome. Hey, Raikou, we're just taking a bit of a walk. Do you want to join us?
Raikou: (Jumps up and in excitement) Yeah, of course. It gets boring walking all by myself.
Fierystreak: Well, come along then.
(The four of us walk aimlessly around Johto. An hour later we finally reach Route 33 near Slowpoke well.)
Suicune: (Looks around) Well this is interesting.
Lugia: (Yells, as he looks at the grass area, the Slowpoke a nearby poisoncureberry well, a nearby poisoncureberry and Union Cave that they had just past) Interesting? There's hardly anything here, and you say it's interesting? (Calms down and looks around again) You're right. It is interesting. Can we go inside Slowpoke well? I wanna explore.
Fierystreak: Sure, but you defiantly need to go to Weight Watches, because a fat thing like you wouldn't be able to fit though the entrance of the well.
Lugia: (Looks hurt) Hey.
Raikou: (Sighs and shakes his head a little) Come on. Let's just do something. (Turns to me) What are we actually going to do?
Fierystreak: (Shrugs) Beats me. I don't really have any suggestions. We could sing.
Lugia: (Gives me a look and says slowly) We could, but I would have to kill everyone that actually heard me sing.
Fierystreak: (Smiles in amusement) that bad, huh?
(Before I or anyone else can say anything Blissey appear. Not the Pokemon Blissey, but the Blissey from FF.Net)
Suicune: (Looks at Blissey) Who the heck are you?
Blissey: (Looks proud) I'm Blissey. FF.Net author of SSBM Tournament, Zero's Adventure, War on Pichu, Pokemon 64: The second attack, Pokemon Adventure, Ask the Pokemon and Lovers to the end.
Lugia: (Sarcastically) how interesting.
Blissey: (Not totally getting the sarcasm) Yes, it is, isn't it?
Fierystreak: (Shrugs) like I know. What 'em I? A doctor? (Suddenly clicks her fingers) I know what we can do. Doctor, doctor jokes. I'll start first. Patient: Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Doctor: Next please!
Lugia: (Rolls his eyes) OK, that was funny. Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there are two of me. Doctor: One at a time please.
Suicune: (Laughs) OK, my turn. Patient: Doctor, Doctor I think I'm invisible. Doctor: Who said that?
Raikou: I have one. I heard it from a couple of humans. Patient: Doctor, Doctor my little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Doctor: Mmmmm! Let's hope nothing develops.
Blissey: Cool. I have one, too. Patient: Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards. Doctor: I'll deal with you later.
Fierystreak: Ok, one more from the each of us. Patient: Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen! What should I do? Doctor: Use a pen 'till I get there.
Lugia: Patient: Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from deja vu! Doctor: Didn't I see you yesterday?
Suicune: Patient: Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Doctor: Certainly, which way did you come in?
Raikou: Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses! Guy: You certainly do sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
Blissey: Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep! Doctor: That's baaaaaad!
Fierystreak: (Laughs) I think we should stop right here. (Turns to everyone who is reading this fic) I have a riddle for you all to try and solve. Here it is. A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her? Please tell me what you might think the answer is by review. If no one gets it, then I'll tell you in the neck chapter. Maybe I should put a riddle at the end of each chapter for people to guess. I don't know. Should I?
(I hope you liked it. Please read and review. Flames welcome.)