Mad Malibu Summer!
To Metal Dragon1: Actually, Cold Slither is based off an old GI Joe episode. I was struggling to find a plot for this story. Yeah, I think Dazzler can beat Zanya, because Ali developed her forcefield power in "Armor Attack" and her ability to fire light lasers in "GI Joe: The Movie, Evo-tized". I would not be surprised if a beautiful female cop arrested Ace for that reason one of these days. I thought it'd be funny to bring Fat Bastard into the pancake house. Hope you like this! BTW, when does the new chapter of "Take the Long Way Home" come up?
To Firefly25: Yeah, Virus is getting very close to completely losing his marbles. What few he had. I have been juggling with plans to create a story in the future Misfitverse where Virus, as a psychotic cyborg, tries to destroy the planet to win Althea. I never did touch on the whole Zarana/Mainframe thing to be honest. I never had any ideas for that. Well, in the comics, the New Mutants and the Hellions did start out hating each other, but eventually, they did gain respect for each other, and often met for social events. I thought it'd be funny to do the same thing between the WC Misfits and the Hellions.
To Red Witch: Glad you liked the chapter! Heat hurts my brain. Read your new stuff and loved it! Anyway, enjoy the new chapter!
To Wizard1: When's the new chapter of "Karaoke Dance Party" coming up? I can't wait!
It's Profile Time Again! Crowd hoots, hollers, screams, claps, yells, and chants. Some hold up signs Okay, this time, we take a look at one of the most important members of the West Coast Misfit team, the team leader, Siryn!
Siryn
West Coast Misfit Leader
Real Name: Theresa Rourke
Nationality: Irish
Class: Mutant
Allegiance: Misfits (West Coast Team)
Powers: A second-generation mutant, Theresa can use her voice to generate powerful sonic vibrations. She can use these sonic vibrations to produce a destructive wave of vibratory force or a simple high-pitched note to temporarily knock out opponents. In the dark, Theresa can use her sonic voice as a simple form of sonar. By riding waves of sonic energy, Theresa can glide/fly short distances (This talent works best when she's in costume, which has a cape to help catch the sonic vibrations). Theresa inherited her powers from her father.
Bio: Theresa was a second-generation mutant born in Northern Ireland to ex-Interpol agent Sean Cassidy, who is now known as the Banshee, and a woman named Maeve Rourke. However, Interpol mission made Banshee absent for most of Maeve's pregnancy and birth.
A terrorist attack killed Rourke when Siryn was only a baby, and she ended up being raised by her terrorist uncle, "Black Tom" Cassidy, who could generate blasts of concussive force through his cane. When her sonic powers emerged, Tom made her an accomplice in his criminal endeavors. Sean never knew of her existence, assuming she was killed with her mother. When Black Tom ended up jailed, he took all the responsibility for his actions, not wanting to involve Theresa. He also alerted Sean of her existence and sent her to live with him. Theresa ended up living with Sean and Moira MacTaggert. She became friends with Moira's adopted daughter, former X-Man and future West Coast Misfit Rahne Sinclair, codename Wolfsbane.
During a Christmas party at the Xavier Institute, Siryn met the X-Man and the Misfits, as well as future West Coast Misfit teammates Ace Starr/Wildstar, and Athena/X23. After an attack by the bio-droid known as the Mimic, Theresa became leader and one of the original members of the West Coast Misfits. As leader, Theresa's main duty is to make sure tempers don't flare, especially since three members are hotheads: The Japanese pyrokinetic Sunfire, the Boston-born electrokinetic Thunderbolt, and the Apache warrior Thunderbird.
Siryn serves as leader to this day, and the team has expanded to include Rictor, Chilljaw, Beast King, and Longshot.
Chapter 8: A Little Random Torture!
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(The local Malibu Pancake House)
Emma Frost happily ate her pancakes when she heard a car blaring bagpipe music at a deafening level was heard screeching into the parking lot and crashing into another car.
"MY CAR!!!" A person screamed.
"Ahh, ye shouldn't be parking there! That's mah space!" A loud Scottish-accented voice yelled. The source bust into the room: A very fat red-haired Scotsman. "Ah want pancakes!"
"Not you again!" A man at the counter said. "We're still recovering from your last visit here, Fat Bastard!"
"Just shut up and get me mah usual order, you filthy dog!" Fat Bastard snapped. He noticed a blinking Emma and smirked.
"It's pretty obvious why that guy's mother named him Fat Bastard." Emma blinked at the counter guy.
"Yeah. He is one." The counter guy replied.
"Hey there, little filly. Do ya find me sexy?" Fat Bastard grinned at Emma. The telepath sneered in disgust.
"You're no Richard Gere, pal." Emma grumbled.
"Richard Gere can kiss mah big fat Scottish arse!" Fat Bastard replied. "He's not half the sexy man I am!"
"Actually, Richard Gere is a third of the man you are. You look like you had just swallowed three of him."
"You know ye want me, little filly." Fat Bastard grinned lecherously. Emma's face turned green.
"Excuse me." She fled to the bathroom. "I think I'm going to be sick. Ugh."
"Ahh, she's too taken by me intense sexiness." Fat Bastard grinned. The other patrons groaned in unison.
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(Downtown Malibu)
"Ahh…" Senator Robert Kelly smiled as he drove his red Porsche down the streets of Malibu, California. He noticed a girl walk down the street with orange hair. "HEY MUTANT!! YOU AIN'T WELCOME HERE!!!"
"YEAH I AM MORON!!! READ THE SIGN!!!" She pointed at a sign. It said: "Humans and mutants alike, welcome to Malibu! We hope you have a grand time! Enjoy our beaches!"
"I don't believe it." Kelly grumbled. "When I become president, I'm gonna make sure California is kicked out of the Union (A/N: I think the dear senator has lost a state full of votes. A real shame, considering California is one of the most populous states in the Union)." He then noticed two girls walk into the mall. One was a blonde, clad in a yellow t-shirt with black shorts. The other was a shorter girl with red hair in two ponytails, clad in a green shoulder-less shirt and jeans. Accompanying them was an Asian woman. "Huh. I recognize the redhead. She's one of those Institute freaks. I wonder what she's doing here in Malibu?" A guy walked by, and unknown to Kelly, threw a banana peel on the road in front of Kelly. "Ahhh, I guess I'll follow them later." He continued on the road until his car went over the banana. "HEY!!! WHOA WHOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHH!!!!" The side of Kelly's car hit the back of a dump truck full of manure. People on the streets gasped and retched as the manure poured all over the senator.
"Is that Senator Kelly?" Theresa asked as she lowered her sunglasses, jaw dropped. Dial-Up chuckled.
"I always thought he was at home in manure." The Japanese Joe chuckled.
"C'mon, let's go in the mall! I want to see that new store!" Rahne said. The three entered the mall.
"Oh God, this is disgusting!" Kelly yelled, his car and himself covered in manure. Bevatron dug his head out and looked at Kelly.
"Are you my mother?" He asked, blinking like he was smacked silly. Kelly screamed.
"MANURE!!! I HATE MANURE!!!!"
Well, looks like a couple characters get what they deserve! What insanity will happen next? What'll happen to Theresa, Rahne, and Dial-Up at the mall? What'll happen to the other West Coast Misfits? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!