Legendary Crazy-3
Author: It is now the third episode of Legendary Crazy. Hopefully this episode will also turn out good.
(Fierystreak, all the Legendary Pokémon and Blissey are for once not wondering aimlessly some place in Johto. Instead, they are in Goldenrod City. It's night time, so no humans can see them.)
Lugia: Ah! Peace and quiet.
Suicune: (Rolls his eyes) but not for long. Sooner or later Fierystreak is going to think of another plot for her story.
Fierystreak: Yes, and I've actually finally thought of one.
Lugia: (Closing his eyes) Oh, no. Here it comes. I'm part Psychic, but there's still no way of actually reading an author's mind, but I know what to expect.
Fierystreak: (Looks puzzled) um, what are you expecting?
Lugia: that you are going to squish me with something really heavy.
Fierystreak: oh, that. Well, ok then.
(Suddenly Lugia is under the weight of a 3,000 tonne Blue Whale.)
Lugia: (Somehow comes out from under the blue whale) why is it that you always seem to hurt me more then the others?
Fierystreak: because you're the biggest legendary Pokémon so far. So if I throw stuff at you, because you're the biggest, the objects I throw at you won't miss. Do you get it now?
Lugia: yeah, but don't tell me you're going to hurt me in every episode.
Fierystreak: ok, I won't tell you.
Raikou: So, what's going to happen in this episode?
Fierystreak: why don't you just wait and see?
Raikou: (shrugs) ok.
(Meanwhile Jirarudan is in his lab, trying to think of a why to capture Lugia.)
Jirarudan: once I capture Lugia I will become the greatest Pokémon Master of all time.
(Insane laughter is heard from the lab.)
(Back to Fierystreak, the legendary Pokémon and Blissey.)
Entei: Hey, Jirarudan was in the news today. You know the guy who captured Articuno, Moltres and Zapdos, so he could get Lugia?
Mewtwo: yeah, so?
Entei: well, I heard that he's going to try and capture Lugia again. He says his got the best plan ever.
Lugia: no arsehole is going to capture me. For I am Lugia. The greatest Legendary Pokémon of all time.
Zapdos: Actually, I think Celebi holds that title.
Lugia: Aw, crap. Why did the creators of Pokémon have to go and make her?
(Everyone shrugs)
Moltres: so, what are we going to do tonight? You all do realise that I'm missing my Hockey Game, right? And you all do know what I'm like when I've missed a Hockey Game, right?
(Everyone nods.)
Fierystreak: don't worry, Moltres. They replaced Hockey with Football, so it's not on until tomorrow.
Moltres: tell the (Censored) (Censored) to bring back my (Censored) Hockey Game!
Articuno: we would if we could, but unfortunately for you we can't.
Mew: (Looking outside the window of my huge Legendary Pokémon house) Hey, you guys, you should come outside and see this.
Blissey: (Looking up from where he is playing cards with Mewtwo and Celebi) what's out there, Mew?
Mew: (Waves her paw in the direction of outside) come and see for yourself.
(Everyone goes outside. Apart from being pitched black there's nothing new here.)
Zapdos: (Grumbling) I don't see anything.
Mew: Yes you do. The sky looks really dark. Too dark to be night. Obviously something weird is going to happen.
Fierystreak: Mew is right.
Suicune: so, what do we do?
Fierystreak: we do nothing except for wait and see what happens.
(So, they all wait and see what happens. Nothing happens for quiet a while, but then finally Celebi spots something in the sky.)
Celebi: hey, look! I'm not sure what it is, but there's defiantly something bright in the sky!
Suicune: (Paw shielded over his eyes as he is looking up) what? I don't see anything.
Articuno: I see it. (Points) look, it's up in the sky there. Can you see that yellowish-white light?
Suicune: (Nods) now I can. What is it?
Raikou: I think it's a spaceship.
Mew: What makes you say that?
Raikou: Simple. It's coming closer and closer this way.
(It turned out that the light was a spaceship. Well, it looked like one, but it wasn't.)
Moltres: what kind of aircraft is that?
Blissey: Beats me, but it's gonna land, so maybe we'll find out who's on it.
(The aircraft lands and the doors slowly slid open. Nothing happens for a few seconds, but then Jirarudan came out. He was wearing a white plaid shirt and black trousers. He is also carrying a butterfly net.)
Jirarudan: yes, I have finally thought of a great plan to capture you, Lugia. I'm going to use the greatest weapon.
Lugia: What's that?
Jirarudan: (Holds up butterfly net) this.
Everyone: 0_0
Lugia: (Outraged) what? You're not going to try and capture me again. (Stops yelling and points at the butterfly net.)
Jirarudan: (Looks at the butterfly net) Oh, crap. I've done it again, but no matter. I'll just use it.
Fierystreak: Hey, stupid! You can't use a butterfly net to capture Lugia. It's too small.
Jirarudan: and who are you?
Fierystreak: (Points to myself) I'm Fierystreak and this (Points to Blissey) is Blissey.
Jirarudan: And what are you and your friend doing here? And why are there all of the Legendary Pokémon here?
Fierystreak: (I jerk my thumb towards the huge house behind me) That's my Legendary Pokémon house. These Legendary Pokémon are here, because I caught them.
Jirarudan: you mean you actually captured all these Legendary Pokémon?
Fierystreak: (Looks proud) Yep. I also have other Pokémon as well.
Blissey: And all I have is a Blissey. (Cries)
Jirarudan: Never mind then. Lugia may be yours now, but not for long. Soon it will be mine.
Suicune: I don't get it. What's so good about Lugia anyway?
Fierystreak: I was wondering that myself.
Lugia: Shut up or I'll Aeroblast you.
Fierystreak: yeah, and I'll send my Magikarp on you!
Lugia: (Whimpers) please don't send out you're Magikarp. I'll be a good birdie.
Everyone except for Fierystreak and Lugia: 0_0
Ho-oh: How can Lugia be afraid of a Magikarp?
Fierystreak: (Grins evilly) oh, this isn't just any Magikarp. This is a really deadly Magikarp.
Jirarudan: enough! I'm not just going to stand here why you all talk about Magikarps! I'm going to capture you, Lugia.
Lugia: (Looks down at Jirarudan, unimpressed) Oh, really? With a butterfly net?
Jirarudan: (Doubtfully) yeah. (Lamely) with a butterfly net. (Laughs nervously) Er...would it be all right if I go back to my ship and get a much better weapon?
Fierystreak: (Smiles) Sure.
Jirarudan: Oh, thank you. I'll be right back.
Fierystreak: (Softly) that's if you can make it to your ship before my Pokémon blow you to pieces.
Jirarudan: (Gulps)
(Fierystreak is about to use all of her Pokémon to blast Jirarudan to hell, but she is interrupted by a female's voice.)
Female Voice: Hey, cool! It's all of the Legendary Pokémon!
Articuno: oh, no! What is she doing outside?
Raikou: The big question is, who is she?
Girl: (Skips towards us) I'm KuroMew.
(Everyone else introduces himself or herself)
KuroMew: So, what are you doing?
Fierystreak: we're about to beat the crap out of Jirarudan.
KuroMew: oh, cool! Can I help?
Fierystreak: yeah, of course.
KuroMew: Um, I don't have a Pokémon at the moment. I only came out here to see what was going on.
Fierystreak: Oh, right. (Hands her a Pokéball) Here, you can use my Haunter. He'll listen to you.
KuroMew: (Takes Haunter's Pokéball) thanks.
Fierystreak: All right, on the count of three we blow this arsehole to hell! ONE...
(Everyone gets ready.)
Fierystreak: TWO...FIRE!
(Jirarudan is suddenly hit by a Blizzard, Fire blast, Thunder, Psychic, Psybeam, Zap Cannon, Flamethrower, Hydro Pump, Hyper Beam and Night Shade.)
Jirarudan: (Is now really injured.) what ever happened to three? (Falls over.)
Fierystreak: (Shrugs) I got impatient waiting, so I decided to just attack right now.
Everyone except for Fierystreak and Jirarudan: 0_0
Raikou: is he dead?
KuroMew: (Kicks Jirarudan sharply in the ribs) Yeah, I think so.
Jirarudan: x_x
Fierystreak: yep, he's defiantly dead.
(They all leave and go to Fierystreak's Legendary Pokémon House. The streetlights are now back on.)
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Yeah, um, that was just at the top of my head. Anyway, I hoped you enjoyed it. Please read and review. Flames welcome.
Fierystreak.