Legendary Crazy 4
(Fierystreak, Blissey, KuroMew and the legendary Pokémon are at the amusement park. They've already brought their tickets and are now trying to decide what to do first.)
KuroMew: I want to ride the Rapidash.
Blissey: I want to ride the Vicious Gyarados
Fierystreak: I want to ride on a Charizard.
Suicune: (Slowly) I wanna keep all of my four feet on the ground.
Mewtwo: Instead of arguing what we want to do. How about we just do it?
Mew: Good idea. I'm going to look around. Maybe I can find something.
Mewtwo: I'll come with ya.
(The two fly off.)
Articuno: That leaves us to find something to do. I'm going to visit the flying Pokémon. (She leaves)
(The rest leaves to do whatever they want to do.)
Scene changes.
(Here we see Mew and Mewtwo flying around, looking for something to do. After a while they come across a man selling fairy floss.)
Mew: (Licking her muzzle) Let's go get some.
Mewtwo: but we don't have any money.
Mew: We're Pokémon. We can practically do whatever we want.
Mewtwo: your right, but how do we get some?
Mew: Follow me. You're in for a wild ride.
Mewtwo: (Follows her) Some how that scares me.
Mew: (Cackles as she dives straight into the machine that makes the fairy floss) Ah! Pure heaven.
Mewtwo: (Also dives in) How come no one has seen us land?
Mew: Because they're too stupid.
Mewtwo: Oh. (He starts to eat the fairy floss with Mew)
(The scene changes again and this time we see Fierystreak riding a Charizard)
Fierystreak: (As the Charizard zooms right up) Yahoo! Weeeeeeeeeeee!
Charizard: (Rolls his eyes) Humans these days. They're all the same.
Fierystreak: Yaaaaaaaaahoooooooooo! I shall rule the world while riding on a Charizard!
Charizard: (Gets peed-off and tosses Fierystreak off his back.)
Fierystreak: (While falling through the sky) Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaa! (Then she remembers she can use the Ditto's ability to transform and changes into a Pidgeot)
(Ok, we'll just leave me to continue my flying, shall we? Anyway, the scene changes again and we see KuroMew at the Rapidash stand trying to decide which Rapidash to ride on.)
KuroMew: This one. No, this one. Ooooooh, I wanna ride tis one! No! No! Defiantly this one! Actually, about this one? (This goes on for more then an hour)
Rapidash Keeper: (Leaning against the fence that holds all of the Rapidash) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
(Ok, we'll leave that for now and we'll go check what Blissey is up to.)
Blissey: (Has a death grip on the side of his seat as the cart or whatever you call it starts to slowly move forward towards the jet-black tunnel in front of it.) I'm not going to pee my pants. I'm not going to pee my pants. (Keeps chanting in order to convince himself)
Announcer: We are going to enter the Vicious Gyarados tunnel. Please stay inside your seats and have a nice day.
Blissey: (Death grip still on side of seat) Yeah right.
(Everything starts off ok. The ride is going slowly and nothing can be seen except for pitch-black darkness. Suddenly two minutes later the tunnel ends and the ride is over.)
Blissey: (Gets out from the cart) what kind of ride is that? Where was the Vicious Gyarados?
Owner of ride: well, do you really think Gyarados will be able to see in the dark?
Blissey: 0_0 Well, why didn't you put lights in the tunnel?
Owner of ride: (Looks shocked) Gee, why didn't we think of that. (Leaves)
Blissey: (Rolls his eyes) Gee, I wonder why. (Leaves the ride to find the others)
(Once again the camera scene changes and we're back to Mewtwo and Mew who have eaten all of the fairy floss. Mewtwo now looks like a large, round, fluffy white and purple fluff ball and Mew looks like a medium-sized round pink fluff ball.)
Mew: That was delicious. What do we do now?
Mewtwo: Leave. (Tries to get up but can't.) On second thought, let's just rest in the fairy floss machine for a while.
Mew: (Nods) 'K
Kid's voice: I want some fairy floss, please.
Man's Voice: Of course you may. (Doesn't know that Mew and Mewtwo have eaten all of the fairy floss and picks up Mew) Here you go, kid.
Mew: Huh? What? (Notices what's going on.) No, wait! I'm not a fairy floss! Put my down this instant!
(Ok, I'll leave it at that. Poor Mew. Anyway, we'll get back to Mewtwo and Mew again later. Once again the camera scene changes and this time we see the legendary birds are visiting the Flying Pokémon)
Articuno: (Lands inside the Flying Pokémon pen) Lookie! Flying Pokémon!
Zapdos: Oh, yeah! (Lands next to Articuno)
Moltres: (Notices that they're all bird Pokémon) Party!
Lugia: (Walks towards a female Pidgeot) Hello, sweetheart. When I saw you from the sky you reminded me of the Good Year Blimp.
Female Pidgeot: (Tossing Lugia to a pool, which unfortunately happens to have Lugia-eating Piranhas.)
Lugia: (Is getting eaten by the Lugia-eating Piranhas) Aaaaaahhhhaaa! Hellllllllp meeeeeeeeee!
Ho-oh: (Shakes her head) Oh for the love of insanity. (She and the other Legendaries leave)
(Yes, another scene change. This time we see the Legendary Dogs walking towards a hot dog stand.)
Raikou: Yay! Let's grab a hot doggie!
Suicune: Hell ya!
Entei: Wait! These hot dogs are evil. Well, at least the people who made them.
Suicune: Why?
Entei: (Slowly) Hot dogs? Excuse me, aren't we dogs?
Raikou: No, I thought we were Pekinese.
Suicune and Entei: 0_0
Entei: Never mind. We shall get revenge on the hot dog man in order to honour those dogs that died in the hands of this human.
Raikou: 'K
Suicune: Let's bring on the guts and gore galore!
(The three legendary dogs start attacking the hot dog man. Meanwhile, Celebi is floating around until she notices a boy holding a fluffy-looking fairy floss. Waddling along beside him in a large round white and purple fluff ball.)
Celebi: Hmmm! (Flies towards the boy, but still keeps from being seen.) Hey, those two round fluff balls look like Mew and Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: (Notices Celebi and speaks telepathically) [Yo, Celebi! Were in a situation here. Can you help us out?]
Celebi: Certainly. (Teleports Mew and Mewtwo away from the boy and changes them back to their original sizes.)
Mew: Phew! That's the last time I'm going to eat fairy floss.
Mewtwo: Me, too.
Celebi: Come on, let's find the others.
(They leave, so that leaves me to do another scene change. Mmmm! KuroMew is still deciding on which Rapidash to ride, so about we go and see what Blissey is up too?)
(The camera scene changes once again *Gee, I could get used to this* and we see Blissey walking along the amusement park, looking for the others.)
Blissey: (Humming to himself while looking for the others) Mmmmm! Huummm! Eeee! Eeee! (Stops humming when he notices a boy in front of him.) Hey, who are you?
Boy: A boy.
Blissey: I can see that, but who are you.
Boy: A human.
Blissey: Aaarrrrrrrgg! (Decides to stay calm) I'm Blissey.
Boy: You're a Blissey.
Blissey: No that's my name.
Boy: Oh, well why didn't you say so?
Blissey: I did.
Boy: Oh, I didn't hear you.
Blissey: 0_0
Boy: Anyway, my name is Kai.
Blissey: (Sighs in relieve) Finally. Nice to meet ya. So, what brings you here?
Kai: My legs. ^_^
Blissey: 0_0
(Ok, this might take a while, so we'll leave it at that. Let's go back to KuroMew.)
KuroMew: I wanna ride this one! Oh, that one looks sooooo kwool! Nuh, I wanna ride this one. (It's now night time and KuroMew is still going)
Rapidash Keeper: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
(After about two minutes Mew Teleports everyone outside of the amusement park, except for Lugia.)
Mew: Man, you guys were taking your time getting here.
Suicune: It wasn't our fault that human was so tough and stringy.
Everyone except for Suicune, Entei and Raikou: 0_0
Kai: You lot are seriously weird. Ah, I mean you lot are insanely crazy. (Is about to leave but then stops.) Um, didn't one of you three trainers capture a Lugia?
Fierystreak, Blissey and KuroMew: Er...
Fierystreak: (Suddenly slaps her forehead with her hand) Of course, Lugia! How could I have forgotten my number one target? Have any of you seen him.
Everyone except for Fierystreak and Kai: No.
KuroMew: Um, Fierystreak, didn't you saw number one target?
Fierystreak: Yeah, so?
KuroMew: Well, isn't there a chance that maybe your number one target is in deep trouble?
Blissey: Or the deep. Ocean that is. ^_^
Moltres: I thought the female Pidgeot threw him in a pool of Lugia-eating piranhas.
Blissey: Nah! I saw the female Pidgeot throw Lugia in an ocean full of gigantic Lugia-eating Piranhas.
Zapdos: Oh, so should we go help him?
Voice in distance: Aaahhhhhhhhhhaaa! Somebody help meeeeeeee!
Everyone except for the voice in the distance: Naaaaaahhh!
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Yay another chapter of Legendary Crazy has been done! ^_^ Does anyone really actually like this story anyway? Just wondering.
You might have noticed that in this chapter I transformed into a Pidgeot. If you read my bio you'll be able to see my other abilities. You can use them for when you give me a guest role or whatever.
Speaking of guest roles, why doesn't anyone give me a guest role? I wanna guest role! Feel free to put me in any of your fics. Especially humour fics. ^_^
Ok, remember to read and review. If you don't I'll send out my L43 Dratini, L45 Houndoom, L51 Raichu, L65 Espeon, L53 Charizard and L57 Pupitar. But if you flame me I'll send out my level 42 Umbreon, level 55 Arcanine, level 64 Articuno, level 72 Ho-Oh, level 43 Lugia, level 40 Suicune, level 40 Entei, level 40 Raikou, level 42 Sneasel, level 30 Gyarados, level 50 Snorlax and level 35 Rhyhorn. It might not seem much, but when they attack you all together you'll think twice about flaming me. ^_^
Ok, that's it. I'll stop now and let you all get on with more important things in life. ^_~ What? Wait a minute! Aren't I important? (Crickets chirp in the background as she's waiting for a reply) Oh, hell! Just review please. (Leaves while grumbling to herself about life itself.)
BTW, today was also Shrove Tuesday, which most of us probably know as Pancake Tuesday. My Mum told me that Shrove Tuesday in where you can stuff yourself full of pancakes, because you couldn't have meat on Friday. I think that's how it goes. Anyway, I'm all pancaked out, because I've eaten way too many. I really don't know much about the story on Shrove Tuesday, but the pancakes are great. ^_^