Chapter 12

Arrgghhh!!, Monkeys!, I shouted slapping my face, I had woken up in my own bed, dreaming of Monkeys AGAIN, it didn't matter what had happened the night before I always dream of Monkeys. After Madame Pomfrey had taken Snape away from me last night, I went back to bed, it was the only thing I could think of doing in that situation, I really, really, really, really wanted to go to the hospital wing, but McGonagall told me not to, infact she pretty much begged me not to go last night, another thing which puzzled her, was how I knew Snape would be out there last night. When she asked that I thought for a long time....well...2 seconds and just said I had a vision, stupid...stupid...stupid, now she thinks I'm psychic, really im just electronically equipped.....I couldn't tell her that.

Ok what the hell am I doing, Snape wasn't at breakfast, nor was he in potions, after that I believe drastic action had to be taken... so now I find myself walking....well shuffling with nerves, towards the hospital wing, OH God what will he say when he sees me, what if he goes mad.....well....that's never stopped me before has it.

But don't worry I have a plan; I am planning to woo Snape with my cleverness and erm...my ability to purchase gifts. The hospital wing is still rather festive even though Christmas is over, it may be over but New Year has not set it yet, New Year means I can get completely wreaked with erm...very weak punch. "Madame Pomfrey" I said, looking at the oldish woman asleep in her chair, she didn't respond, I hope she hasn't died...oh well never mind, it's better she is asleep then she can't send me away to quickly...oh no he's over there. Professor Snape was asleep quietly in the furthest bed, his sheets slowly rising and falling, over his strong torso; his hair lay voluptuously on the pillow, his long lashes fluttering lightly...hey that's good stuff, I should be a cheesy romance novelist with an evocative name like....Rebecca WendellStorm...ok I'll work on the name later.

"Professor" I say lightly as I lean over him, he smells dead nice "Professor" I say slightly louder........hmmm..........................................................................................

"PROFESSOR!" Snape jumped a mile in the air, and hit his head on a chandelier.....oops!

"MISS WENDELL WHAT DO YOU WANT" Snape shouted rubbing his head where he hit it; I didn't fail to notice a couple of the cheap glass gems in his hair. Ok taking my plan of action into hand,

I presented my well thought out present too my project. "For you Professor" I said. "What the hell are you thinking" Snape replied. Hmm, not the desired result I had planned, he really does not seem pleased with my MR BRAINS four pork faggots snack box.

"What in God's name is a Faggot" Snape asked looking at me quite fearfully.

"It's a...well...im not sure but they always made me laugh when I saw them in a shop" I replied cheerfully.

"I don't laugh Miss Wendell, Furthermore, I don't know what your doing here, I find it very intrusive to know that you actually know where I am" Snape said to me swinging his legs off the bed, standing up and falling back down again, rubbing his head, the gems fell out.

"I, I, erm, I found you, last night in the castle grounds, you were just laid on the floor, I called Madame Pomfrey and had you brought up here" I said hurriedly so he couldn't hit me, it certainly looked that way. Snape stared at me for a moment then stood up again.

"How did you find me" he asked slowly.

"Was just walking" I replied quickly. Snape continued to look at me,

"well" he said... "I thank you for saving me sort of, I suppose I am not too fond of lying on the ground" he said, I smiled, he noticed.

"Furthermore....DETENTION! for wandering around after lights out" he shouted and stormed out of the room heading for his chambers.

"New Years Eve" he shouted as he turned a corner,

"Seven pm".

Damn! no wait detention is good more time with Snape, hahahaha, he said thank you, I bet he really fancies me...I didn't fail to notice he took his faggots with him.

NEW YEARS EVE

3, 2, 1, it is Lunch time on New Years Eve, that means I can start drinking....hooray, what can I start with.... Hmm Vodka and coke I think. The Gryffindor Common room was empty, most of the students had gone to visit their parents, mine had gone away to France with my brother who was off Muggle School, so I couldn't go home; also I have my detention with Snape. As I sip my Vodka, an owl comes through the window, ick! at least it's not Clover horrid thing. Oh Note from Granny

Dear Becky.

Upon more thought of you and your eh hem, conquest, I have decided to send you something to help you along, and don't worry I don't want repaying for it, it got it in your size use it wisely.
Love YA Granny xxx.

Sounds interesting, oh it might be an invisibility cloak or something really cool, the wrapping is red, I begin to pull at it when the portrait door opens.....oh nice one Harry Potter and chums.

"Hello Harry, Ron, hiya Hermione" I shout as they sit down in deep discussion completely ignoring me...charming!

"Hello am I talking to myself here, what are you ignoring me for" I shout again, they look up at me slightly annoyed.

"Hello" they all shout at once, Nice! Ignoring them back, I finish off opening up my present, and....OH MY GOD! Even Potter looked up then. My Granny has sent me underwear.....not just Mr Men underwear or anything like that...proper Ann Summers wear, I mean, it is fake fur, leopard skin, with pink ribbons and pink fur....yikes....and I'll have to wear it. Glancing up I see the trio looking at me.

"My Boyfriend cares" I say to them, well mainly to Ron's pink ears, Hermione's shocked face and Harry's usual mournful expression. Downing my drink I pour another one, im going to need lots of it to keep my going through today and having to wear that.

Six hours and 3 Vodkas, 4 WKD's, 6 Lagers and a glass of wine later.

"Britney Spears Rules"! I shout dancing on the table. I am so wreaked it's not funny, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. WOOOOO!!! Detention with Snape, nice one, im wearing my special underwear for it...You never know Because Snape fancies me and all that. Corridor.....woo...im pissed and I can still find my way down to the dungeons.....

"Oh Professor Dumbledore" I shout as I see the white beard, "I love you", kissing Dumbledore.....umm...he doesn't taste right......Dumbledore........ (Taps Dumbledore discovers that it is a statue I am kissing) best snog ever!

Dungeons. Wow Dungeons are dark, dark like... the dark....haha. Im so drunk. "Miss Wendell" Snape says as he answers the door,

"on time for once" I look at him; don't know why he is wearing pink??

"Sevvi" I reply, I can see him scowling.

"Sit down Miss Wendell" he says, and puts me in a chair.

"You know I have a name", I slur "It's Robert...no wait that's my uncle...haha....I can't remember my name". "Are you drunk Miss Wendell" Snape asks. "NOOOOOO!" I shout....then grab his arm and pull him close to me

"I'll tell you a secret sir! I am so DRUNK" haha. Snape pulls away disgusted. "I am disgusted" he shouts, he also shouts some other stuff; I can't hear him as im kicking the desk. "You know what sir, I love you" haha that shut him up.

"I Beg your pardon Miss Wendell" Snape replied.

"Yeh you heard me I LOVE YOU" I said again, he just looked at me, right im not missing my chance. With that I grab him around his neck and pull him close to me and kiss him on the lips really hard and desperately.........and......blackness.

The Next morning. Woke up with my head in a cauldron, it appears as if I have been sick.....never drinking again ...what did I do last night....it must have been good I don't remember a thing.