LEGENDARY CRAZY 5

(The cameras are on and we see Fierystreak, Blissey and KuroMew at the Legendary House, but strangely the Legendaries and UberDragonite are not here.)

Blissey: (Takes swig from soda can) Where are the legendaries?

Fierystreak: Don't know...don't care.

Blissey and KuroMew: 0_0

KuroMew: (Drinks all of her soda and throws the empty can into the bin.) So, what are we going to do today?

Fierystreak: Don't know...don't care.

Blissey and KuroMew: Er...?

Blissey: (Shakes his head) well, it's defiantly obvious that we are bored.

Fierystreak: (Sarcastically) what gave you that idea?

KuroMew: I suggest that if we're going to do something we better find the legendaries and UberDragonite first.

(Fierystreak and Blissey are about to reply, but they are interrupted by a loud knock on the door.)

Blissey: (Opens door to see a postman holding a large parcel, a sheet of paper and a pen.) Hello. Can I help you?

Postman: Are you Fierystreak?

Blissey: No, I'm Blissey.

Postman: (Raises an eyebrow) you look nothing like one.

Blissey: I never said I was a Blissey I just said...never mind. (Points behind him) She's over there. The one still drinking the soda and staring off into space.

Postman: (Walks into the house to give Fierystreak the parcel and hands her the pen and paper.) Now if you'll just sign your name here I'll get going.

Fierystreak: (Signs the paper and then shakes the box) Hmmm! I wonder wants inside.

Postman: Why don't you just open it? (He leaves)

Fierystreak: 'K (Fierystreak opens the parcel to discover loads of different items.) Wow! There must be a zillion things inside this box!

KuroMew: A zillion things? How in the world of fanfiction do they fit in there?

Fierystreak: (Gives her a 'duh' look) Heeeeeloooo! This is a fanfiction.

KuroMew: Oh.

(Just then Entei walks in carrying a bottle of red liquid.)

Fierystreak: Where the hell where you and where are the others?

Entei: Takes swig from red liquid in bottle) Out.

Fierystreak: I can see that. What are you drinking, anyway?

Entei: Lava in a bottle.

Everyone except for Entei: What?

Entei: Lava in a bottle.

Blissey: Yeah, yeah we heard you the first time. We meant 'what' as in surprised.

Entei: I knew that.

Blissey: How?

Entei: (Takes another swig of lava) You just told me.

Everyone except for Entei: 0_0

KuroMew: So, what's in that box?

Fierystreak: Don't know...

Blissey: Yeah, yeah we know! Don't know...don't care. Anyway, I'm taking a look inside that box.

Fierystreak: Good luck.

Blissey: (Ignores her) OMG!

Entei: OMG?

KuroMew: It stands for Oh My God.

Entei: I knew...

Fierystreak: (Threatening glare) Say it and I'll shove that bottle of lava right up your...

Entei: 0_0

KuroMew: What's in there, Blissey?

Blissey: (Looks confused) In what?

KuroMew: The box, duh.

Blissey: What box?

KuroMew: (Almost totally losing it) The one right in front of you!

Blissey: Oh that box. ^_^

Fierystreak and KuroMew (Entei is too busy drinking lava): 0_0

Fierystreak: So, don't keep us waiting. What's in there?

Blissey: Well, I was going to keep you two entertained by telling you about my brilliant discover, but the truth is I can't.

KuroMew: Why not?

Blissey: Because the box is empty.

KuroMew and Fierystreak: 0_0

Fierystreak: Who would send me an empty parcel?

KuroMew: Some stupid person who forgot to put the item in?

Fierystreak: There's are loads of stupid people, so take your pick.

KuroMew: How about Tracey.

Fierystreak: I said stupid, not brain dead.

Blissey: Oh well. He's all of those things.

Fierystreak: Huh-hah! I wonder where the others are.

(Just then UberDragonite and the other legendaries enter the Legendary House.)

Fierystreak: It's about time. Where have you lot been?

Suicune: Out.

Fierystreak: I know that.

Suicune: Then why did you ask?

Fierystreak: (Sighs) Never mind. Explaining things to you could take off twenty of my years.

Suicune: It couldn't do that.

Fierystreak: Yeah, you're right. It'll take of seventy of my years.

Suicune: Man, you're gonna be old by then.

Fierystreak: (Sarcastically) what gave you that idea?

Suicune: My brain.

Fierystreak: Which leaves me to the question, what brain?

Suicune: (Shrugs) don't know.

Everyone except for Suicune and Entei who is still drinking lava: 0_0

Moltres: So, what are we doing today?

Fierystreak: (Shrugs) don't know. I was thinking of chilling out here.

Suicune: Chilling out? You mean I can freeze this place with an Ice attack or something?

Fierystreak: No, but I can throw you out the window.

Suicune: Um, we're fifty stories up and I can't fly.

Fierystreak: Exactly.

Suicune: 0_0

UberDragonite: Hanging out here sounds nice, but we just have to figure out what to do.

Lugia: I just hope I don't have to get hurt or anything.

Fierystreak: Which reminds me. (Turns to Lugia and smiles sweetly) Lugia can you swim?

Lugia: Defiantly.

Fierystreak: In electrified water?

Lugia: Huh-oh!

(Fierystreak clicks her fingers and Lugia disappears. A few seconds later the sound of electricity is crackling and repeated screams of pain and terror is heard.)

Fierystreak: There, almost forgot. (Continues on as if nothing has happened) Ok, so what are we doing now?

Everyone: 0_0

KuroMew: We could watch TV.

UberDragonite: (Slumps down onto a chair and grabs the remote) Great. I'll channel surf.

Suicune: (Totally confused) On the remote?

Fierystreak: (Can't be bothered explaining) Never mind. Just watch.

Suicune: The remote or the TV?

KuroMew: The TV, duh.

Suicune: Oh.

(So, our heroes decide to watch TV. UberDragonite flicks through the channels until he comes to a documentary on Snorlax.)

Raikou: Hey look, I think I've found my Mum.

(Everyone except for Raikou gets a vision of a gigantic overweight female Raikou crushing buildings with her thousand tons of fat.)

Blissey: (Winces) not a good thought.

KuroMew: I'll say.

(UberDragonite continues to flick through the channels until he comes to what looks like an interesting program)

Zapdos: What is this show? (Asks while watching two people in bed)

UberDragonite: (Quickly changes the channel.) Uh, I don't think that's appropriate for young audiences.

(Everyone knows what he's talks about, but Suicune looks confused.)

Fierystreak: Looks like we have to give up on TV.

Suicune: Right. (Picks up TV and goes to throw it out of the window, which happens to be closed)

Fierystreak: No don't...

Suicune: (Throws the TV out through the closed window)

Fierystreak: (Finishing sentence) throw the TV out the window. (Sighs)

Suicune: (Looks confused) but you said that we were going to give up on TV.

Fierystreak: Yeah, but I didn't mean throw it out the window, which, by the way, happens to be closed.

Suicune: (Looks at broken window) Really? It looks open to me.

Fierystreak: (Has her fists clenched) that's because you smashed the window.

KuroMew: So, what do we do now?

Raikou: We can go fight against a Snorlax and use our strongest attacks.

Articuno: Been there. Done that.

Mewtwo: We could go swimming.

Entei: (Throws empty lava bottle in trash can) haven't been there. Don't want to do that. (Suddenly looks like this 0_o) Aaaaaaahhhhhaaaaa! MAD ENTEI ON THE LOSE!

Blissey: He's right you know. J

Entei: (Is still running around like a lunatic)

Suicune: (Squirts a blast of water on him)

Entei: (Stops running around) Yay! I'm cured. (Starts running around madly again) Or not.

Fierystreak: Oh, just leave him.

(Just then Lugia enters the rooms all bruised up, partly paralysed and really weak)

Lugia: (Gasping) I think I need to have a lie down. (Collapses)

Fierystreak: (Nudges Lugia's wing with her foot) Yeah, I'd say that would be a very good idea.

UberDragonite: Ok, what are we going to do now?

Fierystreak: Nothing we can do now except for give Entei another bottle of lava and heal Lugia. Ok maybe not the last part. ^_^

KuroMew: Think Lugia heard ya?

Fierystreak: (Looks at Lugia's still form) Nah.

KuroMew: That's good then. So, what now?

Fierystreak: (Sits down on chair) now we just sit back, relax and enjoy what's left of today.

Suicune: Can I freeze this place into an icicle?

Everyone except for Entei, Lugia and Suicune: No!

Blissey: Articuno is the Ice-type anyway.

Suicune: Yeah, but I know Ice-type moves.

Fierystreak: (Glares threateningly) Yeah, and I know some attack moves of my own.

Suicune: 0_0

UberDragonite: I guess that since we can't find anything else to do then that's the end of this episode, right?

Fierystreak: Right. Now if you all excuse me I'm going to heal Lugia. (Returns Lugia in his Master Ball and leaves the room.)

KuroMew: Well that went swell. Ok, I'll ask again. What next?

Blissey: Now we wait for the next episode.

Suicune: Oh, goody.

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And so ends another chapter of Legendary Crazy. Yeah, crazy I know, but it's a humour fic. It's not surpose to have an actual plot. Besides, I wouldn't have called it legendary crazy if it weren't about legendaries and craziness.

Has anyone ever written a really insane fic or knows someone who has? Maybe I might write one some day. J

You know I could send you all my strongest Pokémon on you if you don't review, but I don't think they'll all fit on the plane. ^_~.

Reviewing my stories would be well appreciated. You can send flames as well, but the only return you'll get is a good swift blast of my Lugia's Aeroblast. _

I'm also open for suggestions on chapter 6. Hopefully I'll be able to make this story above loads of chapters. I wonder how many I'll do this year.

Oh, and before I forget. Special thanks to Culbo who put me on his/her fic as a guest. I'll be looking forward to being in more guest roles, but for now I have to leave. Cya.

Fierystreak.