LEGENDARY CRAZY 5
(The cameras are on and we see Fierystreak, Blissey and KuroMew at the Legendary House, but strangely the Legendaries and UberDragonite are not here.)
Blissey: (Takes swig from soda can) Where are the legendaries?
Fierystreak: Don't know...don't care.
Blissey and KuroMew: 0_0
KuroMew: (Drinks all of her soda and throws the empty can into the bin.) So, what are we going to do today?
Fierystreak: Don't know...don't care.
Blissey and KuroMew: Er...?
Blissey: (Shakes his head) well, it's defiantly obvious that we are bored.
Fierystreak: (Sarcastically) what gave you that idea?
KuroMew: I suggest that if we're going to do something we better find the legendaries and UberDragonite first.
(Fierystreak and Blissey are about to reply, but they are interrupted by a loud knock on the door.)
Blissey: (Opens door to see a postman holding a large parcel, a sheet of paper and a pen.) Hello. Can I help you?
Postman: Are you Fierystreak?
Blissey: No, I'm Blissey.
Postman: (Raises an eyebrow) you look nothing like one.
Blissey: I never said I was a Blissey I just said...never mind. (Points behind him) She's over there. The one still drinking the soda and staring off into space.
Postman: (Walks into the house to give Fierystreak the parcel and hands her the pen and paper.) Now if you'll just sign your name here I'll get going.
Fierystreak: (Signs the paper and then shakes the box) Hmmm! I wonder wants inside.
Postman: Why don't you just open it? (He leaves)
Fierystreak: 'K (Fierystreak opens the parcel to discover loads of different items.) Wow! There must be a zillion things inside this box!
KuroMew: A zillion things? How in the world of fanfiction do they fit in there?
Fierystreak: (Gives her a 'duh' look) Heeeeeloooo! This is a fanfiction.
KuroMew: Oh.
(Just then Entei walks in carrying a bottle of red liquid.)
Fierystreak: Where the hell where you and where are the others?
Entei: Takes swig from red liquid in bottle) Out.
Fierystreak: I can see that. What are you drinking, anyway?
Entei: Lava in a bottle.
Everyone except for Entei: What?
Entei: Lava in a bottle.
Blissey: Yeah, yeah we heard you the first time. We meant 'what' as in surprised.
Entei: I knew that.
Blissey: How?
Entei: (Takes another swig of lava) You just told me.
Everyone except for Entei: 0_0
KuroMew: So, what's in that box?
Fierystreak: Don't know...
Blissey: Yeah, yeah we know! Don't know...don't care. Anyway, I'm taking a look inside that box.
Fierystreak: Good luck.
Blissey: (Ignores her) OMG!
Entei: OMG?
KuroMew: It stands for Oh My God.
Entei: I knew...
Fierystreak: (Threatening glare) Say it and I'll shove that bottle of lava right up your...
Entei: 0_0
KuroMew: What's in there, Blissey?
Blissey: (Looks confused) In what?
KuroMew: The box, duh.
Blissey: What box?
KuroMew: (Almost totally losing it) The one right in front of you!
Blissey: Oh that box. ^_^
Fierystreak and KuroMew (Entei is too busy drinking lava): 0_0
Fierystreak: So, don't keep us waiting. What's in there?
Blissey: Well, I was going to keep you two entertained by telling you about my brilliant discover, but the truth is I can't.
KuroMew: Why not?
Blissey: Because the box is empty.
KuroMew and Fierystreak: 0_0
Fierystreak: Who would send me an empty parcel?
KuroMew: Some stupid person who forgot to put the item in?
Fierystreak: There's are loads of stupid people, so take your pick.
KuroMew: How about Tracey.
Fierystreak: I said stupid, not brain dead.
Blissey: Oh well. He's all of those things.
Fierystreak: Huh-hah! I wonder where the others are.
(Just then UberDragonite and the other legendaries enter the Legendary House.)
Fierystreak: It's about time. Where have you lot been?
Suicune: Out.
Fierystreak: I know that.
Suicune: Then why did you ask?
Fierystreak: (Sighs) Never mind. Explaining things to you could take off twenty of my years.
Suicune: It couldn't do that.
Fierystreak: Yeah, you're right. It'll take of seventy of my years.
Suicune: Man, you're gonna be old by then.
Fierystreak: (Sarcastically) what gave you that idea?
Suicune: My brain.
Fierystreak: Which leaves me to the question, what brain?
Suicune: (Shrugs) don't know.
Everyone except for Suicune and Entei who is still drinking lava: 0_0
Moltres: So, what are we doing today?
Fierystreak: (Shrugs) don't know. I was thinking of chilling out here.
Suicune: Chilling out? You mean I can freeze this place with an Ice attack or something?
Fierystreak: No, but I can throw you out the window.
Suicune: Um, we're fifty stories up and I can't fly.
Fierystreak: Exactly.
Suicune: 0_0
UberDragonite: Hanging out here sounds nice, but we just have to figure out what to do.
Lugia: I just hope I don't have to get hurt or anything.
Fierystreak: Which reminds me. (Turns to Lugia and smiles sweetly) Lugia can you swim?
Lugia: Defiantly.
Fierystreak: In electrified water?
Lugia: Huh-oh!
(Fierystreak clicks her fingers and Lugia disappears. A few seconds later the sound of electricity is crackling and repeated screams of pain and terror is heard.)
Fierystreak: There, almost forgot. (Continues on as if nothing has happened) Ok, so what are we doing now?
Everyone: 0_0
KuroMew: We could watch TV.
UberDragonite: (Slumps down onto a chair and grabs the remote) Great. I'll channel surf.
Suicune: (Totally confused) On the remote?
Fierystreak: (Can't be bothered explaining) Never mind. Just watch.
Suicune: The remote or the TV?
KuroMew: The TV, duh.
Suicune: Oh.
(So, our heroes decide to watch TV. UberDragonite flicks through the channels until he comes to a documentary on Snorlax.)
Raikou: Hey look, I think I've found my Mum.
(Everyone except for Raikou gets a vision of a gigantic overweight female Raikou crushing buildings with her thousand tons of fat.)
Blissey: (Winces) not a good thought.
KuroMew: I'll say.
(UberDragonite continues to flick through the channels until he comes to what looks like an interesting program)
Zapdos: What is this show? (Asks while watching two people in bed)
UberDragonite: (Quickly changes the channel.) Uh, I don't think that's appropriate for young audiences.
(Everyone knows what he's talks about, but Suicune looks confused.)
Fierystreak: Looks like we have to give up on TV.
Suicune: Right. (Picks up TV and goes to throw it out of the window, which happens to be closed)
Fierystreak: No don't...
Suicune: (Throws the TV out through the closed window)
Fierystreak: (Finishing sentence) throw the TV out the window. (Sighs)
Suicune: (Looks confused) but you said that we were going to give up on TV.
Fierystreak: Yeah, but I didn't mean throw it out the window, which, by the way, happens to be closed.
Suicune: (Looks at broken window) Really? It looks open to me.
Fierystreak: (Has her fists clenched) that's because you smashed the window.
KuroMew: So, what do we do now?
Raikou: We can go fight against a Snorlax and use our strongest attacks.
Articuno: Been there. Done that.
Mewtwo: We could go swimming.
Entei: (Throws empty lava bottle in trash can) haven't been there. Don't want to do that. (Suddenly looks like this 0_o) Aaaaaaahhhhhaaaaa! MAD ENTEI ON THE LOSE!
Blissey: He's right you know. J
Entei: (Is still running around like a lunatic)
Suicune: (Squirts a blast of water on him)
Entei: (Stops running around) Yay! I'm cured. (Starts running around madly again) Or not.
Fierystreak: Oh, just leave him.
(Just then Lugia enters the rooms all bruised up, partly paralysed and really weak)
Lugia: (Gasping) I think I need to have a lie down. (Collapses)
Fierystreak: (Nudges Lugia's wing with her foot) Yeah, I'd say that would be a very good idea.
UberDragonite: Ok, what are we going to do now?
Fierystreak: Nothing we can do now except for give Entei another bottle of lava and heal Lugia. Ok maybe not the last part. ^_^
KuroMew: Think Lugia heard ya?
Fierystreak: (Looks at Lugia's still form) Nah.
KuroMew: That's good then. So, what now?
Fierystreak: (Sits down on chair) now we just sit back, relax and enjoy what's left of today.
Suicune: Can I freeze this place into an icicle?
Everyone except for Entei, Lugia and Suicune: No!
Blissey: Articuno is the Ice-type anyway.
Suicune: Yeah, but I know Ice-type moves.
Fierystreak: (Glares threateningly) Yeah, and I know some attack moves of my own.
Suicune: 0_0
UberDragonite: I guess that since we can't find anything else to do then that's the end of this episode, right?
Fierystreak: Right. Now if you all excuse me I'm going to heal Lugia. (Returns Lugia in his Master Ball and leaves the room.)
KuroMew: Well that went swell. Ok, I'll ask again. What next?
Blissey: Now we wait for the next episode.
Suicune: Oh, goody.
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And so ends another chapter of Legendary Crazy. Yeah, crazy I know, but it's a humour fic. It's not surpose to have an actual plot. Besides, I wouldn't have called it legendary crazy if it weren't about legendaries and craziness.
Has anyone ever written a really insane fic or knows someone who has? Maybe I might write one some day. J
You know I could send you all my strongest Pokémon on you if you don't review, but I don't think they'll all fit on the plane. ^_~.
Reviewing my stories would be well appreciated. You can send flames as well, but the only return you'll get is a good swift blast of my Lugia's Aeroblast. _
I'm also open for suggestions on chapter 6. Hopefully I'll be able to make this story above loads of chapters. I wonder how many I'll do this year.
Oh, and before I forget. Special thanks to Culbo who put me on his/her fic as a guest. I'll be looking forward to being in more guest roles, but for now I have to leave. Cya.
Fierystreak.
