Legendary Crazy 6

A/N: Here is the sixth episode of Legendary Crazy. I hope you enjoy it, so please read and review. BTW, this humorous fic has absolutely no plot in it whatsoever, so enjoy.

(UberDragonite sat lazily on a couch sipping a can of Pepsi. On each side of him were Fierystreak and Blissey, also drinking Pepsi. Kuromew had left to go back home.)

Blissey: (Takes a sip of his drink) I guess we're going to start off with the drinking routine like in the last chapter.

Fierystreak: (Throws her can in bin) Seems that way. We're also still in my Legendary Pokémon house.

UberDragonite: (Looks thoughtful) Remember that box that was sent to Fierystreak? I wonder if it really was empty.

Blissey: (Rolls his eyes) Come on off it, there's no way known that the empty box is suddenly going to be filled with stuff.

Fierystreak: (Looks inside box) Wow, look at that, it's not an empty box anymore.

Blissey: Quiet jerking my chain. (Peers in box and finds that it is indeed filled up with something.) Ok, I stand corrected.

Fierystreak: Actually you're sitting down.

Blissey: (Grumbling) Don't be a smart alack.

UberDragonite: So, what's in the box?

Fierystreak: I hate that kiddies show.

Blissey: So, why do you watch it?

Fierystreak: I don't. (Looks inside box and pulls out a note) Mmmm, appears to be something written here. (Reading) Beware those who receive this box. It contains The Cookies of Insanity and The Muffins of Hyperness. Aw, how thoughtful. (Chucks note away.)

UberDragonite: Seems a little corny to me. I wonder how they taste anyway. (Picks up a cookie and shoves it into his mouth.) (With mouth full.) Hey, not bad.

Blissey: Reminds me of a Chocolate Chip Cookie. (Takes a muffin and eats it.) Ooooh, the muffins nice.

Fierystreak: (As UberDragonite takes another Cookie and Blissey takes another Muffin.) Um, shouldn't you guys stop eating now?

UberDragonite: Nope, must have more Cookies. (Takes another one and eats it.)

Blissey: I must have more Muffins. (Takes another one and eats it.)

Fierystreak: (Muttering) the only thing you two need at the moment is some sense.

(After about half-an-hour or so the box is completely empty.)

UberDragonite: Yum! That was delicious. Too bad there isn't anymore. (Suddenly rans around the room yelling.) THERE IS A T-REX IN MY CLOSET!

Fierystreak: (Confused) T-Rex? Excuse me, T-Rex? A T-Rex can't fit in your closet.

UberDragonite: (Stops running long enough to say.) Tell him that. (Goes back to running and saying insane things.)

Fierystreak: (Turns to Blissey) don't tell me, you're going to do something weird too, right?

Blissey: Yep. (Jumps up from the couch and starts running around yelled.) I'M HYPER! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Fierystreak: (Scratches head in wonder) I swear those two have absolutely no life whatsoever.

(Just then Mew appears.)

Mew: (Seeing UberDragonite and Blissey running around yelling out various things.) Oh my, what happened here?

Fierystreak: (Dully) it was a dark and stormy night-

Mew: just tell me the true story would you?

Fierystreak: (Looking out of the window that Suicune had smashed) What? It is a dark and stormy night.

Mew: (Taps foot impatiently) well?

Fierystreak: (Sighs) Oh, all right. UberDragonite ate The Cookies of Insanity and Blissey ate The Muffins of Hyperness.)

Mew: Ah, well I have just the solution.

Fierystreak: Throw them out the window?

Mew: No, but that was going to be my second solution.

Fierystreak: So, what's the first?

Mew: Well, you need to find The Cookies of Sanity and The Muffins of Normalness.

Fierystreak: Where will I find them?

Mew: (Thinks for a minute) Well, you could go to Crazy Valley and ask someone for some Cookies of Sanity and Muffins of Normalness.

Fierystreak: (Sighs) Has my life gone completely weird since I've started this fic or what?

Mew: You better hurry. You have a deadline of four hours.

Fierystreak: Then what happens?

Mew: UberDragonite will stay insane forever and Blissey will stay hyper forever.

Fierystreak: Hey that doesn't sound too bad.

Mew: And for not helping them in time you won't be an Espeon Hybrid anymore and you also won't be able to change into your Were-Houndoom form.

Fierystreak: But I can still shape-shift, right?

Mew: That will be gone too.

Fierystreak: (Groans) Aw man! Why me?

Mew: oh, and you'd better take these. (Hands her six Pokéballs.) They contain your Pokémon, but you have so many I just picked six at random.

Fierystreak: Really? So, for all you know there could be a Magikarp or a Weedle or a Caterpie or some other weak Pokémon?

Mew: Actually, no, you evolved all of your Pokémon. I just picked something I thought would be helpful.

Fierystreak: Right, thanks. In the meantime what are you and the other Legendaries are going to do?

Mew: We're coming with you and so are UberDragonite and Blissey.

Fierystreak: (Sarcastically) Gee, lucky me. (Groans)

Mew: Hey, look in the bright side: you'll have your number one target with you.

Fierystreak: (Brightens up and smiles) FANTASTIC! (Runs off)

Mew: (Following her) here we go again.

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Yay! Me, the Legendaries and my fallow authors are finally going on an adventure! Heh! Can we find the Cookies of Sanity and the Muffins of Normalness before UberDragonite is completely insane, Blissey is hyper forever and I lose my abilities? Find out in the next chapter.

Ah! I always wanted to do that. Now I have, so review. ^_^ Pretty please with a Lugia on top?

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