"Kim. Bonnie. You're up," Monique yelled out her door. Kim soon walked in with a neutral expression on her face, Bonnie close behind.
"Hey Monique," Kim greeted.
"Hey Kim."
"How's the investigation going?" Kim asked hopefully.
"Mmm…not so good," Monique told her disappointed friend. "But don't worry! We'll find you're car no matter what. I just need some more information-"
Bonnie interrupted rudely. "Why am I stuck with Possible in this damp closet you call 'an investigation office'?? I thought you said all information was private!"
Monique snickered when she remembered what Drakken and Shego had told her about Bonnie.
'I guess she DOES have a soft spot…somewhere…probably in her insanely large chest…' thought Monique.
"The school's closing soon and I wanna try to wrap up the questioning while we're all here. So you two are just gonna have to PROMISE not to let anyone else know the private information that either of you are about to hear…unless it's really important and the other person doesn't care," Monique informed both of them.
"So what you're saying is, don't tell anyone if you think it's private?" Kim asked.
"Yeah," Monique answered.
"But that's stupid. Why don't we just not tell you if we don't want other people to know?" Bonnie said smartly.
"Because Kim's car being stolen is SERIOUS business and in order for me to find the thief, I need to know ALL that happened."
Bonnie started to sweat a little.
"Oh…okay…Kim, you start," Bonnie said nervously.
Kim looked at Bonnie questionably before she began to speak. "Ron and I went to Bueno Nacho earlier this week, right after school, like we usually do. I was eating my salad, because Mexican food was starting to get old, when Wade calls and tells us about Drakken's latest scheme. Well as Ron or Drakken and Shego might've told you, we went there and stopped their plan pretty easily. Ron and I ambushed them while they were still working out the kinks in their plan. It was no big."
Bonnie rolled her eyes.
"The only problem was that we let Drakken and Shego escape again. I'm not sure, but they might've been involved in the stealing of my car because they looked really mad after I beat them. Maybe they wanted revenge or something…"
Monique nodded.
"The day after that, while Ron and I are walking to school, he brings up the school dance this Friday. He asked if I was going to someone. I started to freak out because I totally forgot about the dance. What's worse, I was actually thinking of asking him-"
Kim stopped and looked to Bonnie.
"What?" Monique asked. "Why'd you stop?"
"I don't know if I should be saying anything personal around this gossip queen," Kim said suspiciously.
"Oh come on! I don't care about your kiddy little crushes!" Bonnie complained but Kim stayed quiet. Finally, after a few moments of silence, Bonnie sighed. "Fine. I won't tell anybody."
'This sucks. I finally get to learn something juicy about Perfect Girl and I can't tell anybody…' Bonnie thought.
"Okay," Kim continued. "So I was actually thinking of going with Ron to the dance on Friday."
Bonnie glared at Kim. "What's so special about that??? You two always go together!"
Kim glared back. "I was THINKING of GOING with him. Not just…going with him."
Bonnie thought about it for a second and realized what Kim meant.
"Hahaha!!" Bonnie laughed. "YOU have a crush on your loser friend!? You're such a dork, Possible!"
Inside her heart, Bonnie was actually more jealous than anything. Kim always had to like the same boys she did…
"Shut up!" Kim blushed.
Monique giggled a bit, too.
"Anyway, I told Ron that I hadn't found anyone yet. I thought, 'Maybe I'll just ask him later if I can't find anyone else.' That's when I remembered that I left my math homework at home. There were only a few minutes left until school started so I said bye to Ron and ran home to get my stuff. When I got home I grabbed my homework and decided to take the car to school or else I would be late. So I take Dad's car, hoping he wouldn't mind since he didn't have work that day, and drive off to school."
Kim paused.
"When I got to school and parked my car, I distinctly remembered taking my keys with me and locking the doors. The car was also parked in the school parking lot, where there were a lot of other cars near it. I don't know why the thief would wanna take MY car of all cars…"
Monique nodded in agreement.
"After I left my car and scooped up my homework, I headed straight for class and just barely avoided a tardy."
"pft Goody goody…" Bonnie mumbled under her breath.
"After first period," Kim took a deep breath before continuing, "I decided that I would ask Ron to the dance."
Monique smirked while Bonnie silently growled to herself.
"I was praying that Ron would say yes and that he wouldn't feel too weird about going out with me…after all, we've been best friend since, like, forever. The only problem was, when I finally got up enough courage to ask him, he came stomping on over with a bunch of thugs behind him. I REALLY didn't want to ask him then. Especially since his buddies were checking me out at the same time…I asked him about his new found friends and he said that he had them under control by one of Drakken's inventions. Typical Ron…no idea how serious a problem he might have started…but when I saw him making that sad face of his, I couldn't resist. He looks so cute like that…I couldn't get mad at him so I just ended up smiling back."
"I know what you mean. He DOES have the cutest sad face," Bonnie added.
Monique and Kim both took a moment to gather their thoughts and clean out their ears to make sure they had just heard right.
"What??" Kim asked.
Bonnie turned her head and tried to cover her face so Monique and Kim couldn't see her blush. "Er, um, I mean…he looks so easy to pick on when he does that."
"Suuuurrree…" Monique commented. Bonnie became even redder.
"Ew gross! I can't believe you even thought that! I would never like a loser like Stoppable!! Only losers can like other losers!" Bonnie said defensively and looked at Kim.
"Quit calling Ron a loser! You don't even know him!" Kim accused Bonnie.
"Ooh! Look at Kim! Defending her spazzy boyfriend! How cute…Not!"
"You little…"
"Kim! Don't worry about her. Let's just focus on getting your car back," Monique told Kim while holding her back.
Kim cleared her throat. "Okay…as I was saying. I was going to ask Ron to the dance…we're not boyfriend/girlfriend by the way…but he leaves right as I was about to say something. Of course, I got a little frustrated…very…frustrated…but I was okay with it. I figured we'd just go to the dance alone and we'd hang out like usual."
Bonnie chuckled a little. Kim glared but kept going.
"I actually didn't know about my car being stolen until after school when I searched for almost and hour and couldn't find it."
"Alright Kim. Thanks for the info, but I don't think that helped much in the investigation…" Monique told Kim.
"I know…but it felt kinda nice to let my feelings out," Kim said hopefully.
Monique smiled and nodded. She then looked to Bonnie and her smile faded.
"Okay Miss Thang. Tell us your side of the story."
Bonnie's smirk soon faded, also. She looked to the door, but Kim's chair was blocking the way.
"Er…do you really have to know? I mean…how would I-"
"Spill it," Monique said flatly. Now Kim started to look at Bonnie more suspiciously…she couldn't have sunk that low, could she?
Just then, the door swung open and Ron and Dominique stumbled into the room.
"Ron?" Kim asked.
"Yeah, hey KP. Ladies," Ron bowed to the Monique and Bonnie. "Me and Dominque just wanted to know how thing's are going."
"You find out who copped your car?" Dominique said in a big, tough voice. Bonnie gulped.
"Hey!" someone butted in from behind Ron.
"Drakken???" Ron yelled.
"Buffoon," Drakken nodded. "Have you found your car yet???" Drakken looked to Kim.
"5-0's following us all around town like we did something…and for once we're actually innocent…" Shego added.
"Hey Kim!"
"Josh?" Kim looked behind Shego.
"Hey pretty lady…" Josh looked to Shego.
"Ew!" Shego said while backing away.
"You find your car?" Josh asked.
"Sorry everybody but no," Kim announced. Ron, Dominique, Drakken, Shego, and Josh all groaned.
"Aw c'mon! You can do anything! Can't you find a simple car thief???" Shego demanded.
"Actually everybody," Monique butted in. "Bonnie's yet to tell her story."
Everybody turned their attention to the brunette trying to squirm out of her chair.
"What? In front of everybody???"
"YES!" they all agreed.
Bonnie gulped and looked for an exit one more time bit sighed. There was no wait out. "Fine…"
NOTE: For lyrically impaired: 5-0 means police
"Hey Monique," Kim greeted.
"Hey Kim."
"How's the investigation going?" Kim asked hopefully.
"Mmm…not so good," Monique told her disappointed friend. "But don't worry! We'll find you're car no matter what. I just need some more information-"
Bonnie interrupted rudely. "Why am I stuck with Possible in this damp closet you call 'an investigation office'?? I thought you said all information was private!"
Monique snickered when she remembered what Drakken and Shego had told her about Bonnie.
'I guess she DOES have a soft spot…somewhere…probably in her insanely large chest…' thought Monique.
"The school's closing soon and I wanna try to wrap up the questioning while we're all here. So you two are just gonna have to PROMISE not to let anyone else know the private information that either of you are about to hear…unless it's really important and the other person doesn't care," Monique informed both of them.
"So what you're saying is, don't tell anyone if you think it's private?" Kim asked.
"Yeah," Monique answered.
"But that's stupid. Why don't we just not tell you if we don't want other people to know?" Bonnie said smartly.
"Because Kim's car being stolen is SERIOUS business and in order for me to find the thief, I need to know ALL that happened."
Bonnie started to sweat a little.
"Oh…okay…Kim, you start," Bonnie said nervously.
Kim looked at Bonnie questionably before she began to speak. "Ron and I went to Bueno Nacho earlier this week, right after school, like we usually do. I was eating my salad, because Mexican food was starting to get old, when Wade calls and tells us about Drakken's latest scheme. Well as Ron or Drakken and Shego might've told you, we went there and stopped their plan pretty easily. Ron and I ambushed them while they were still working out the kinks in their plan. It was no big."
Bonnie rolled her eyes.
"The only problem was that we let Drakken and Shego escape again. I'm not sure, but they might've been involved in the stealing of my car because they looked really mad after I beat them. Maybe they wanted revenge or something…"
Monique nodded.
"The day after that, while Ron and I are walking to school, he brings up the school dance this Friday. He asked if I was going to someone. I started to freak out because I totally forgot about the dance. What's worse, I was actually thinking of asking him-"
Kim stopped and looked to Bonnie.
"What?" Monique asked. "Why'd you stop?"
"I don't know if I should be saying anything personal around this gossip queen," Kim said suspiciously.
"Oh come on! I don't care about your kiddy little crushes!" Bonnie complained but Kim stayed quiet. Finally, after a few moments of silence, Bonnie sighed. "Fine. I won't tell anybody."
'This sucks. I finally get to learn something juicy about Perfect Girl and I can't tell anybody…' Bonnie thought.
"Okay," Kim continued. "So I was actually thinking of going with Ron to the dance on Friday."
Bonnie glared at Kim. "What's so special about that??? You two always go together!"
Kim glared back. "I was THINKING of GOING with him. Not just…going with him."
Bonnie thought about it for a second and realized what Kim meant.
"Hahaha!!" Bonnie laughed. "YOU have a crush on your loser friend!? You're such a dork, Possible!"
Inside her heart, Bonnie was actually more jealous than anything. Kim always had to like the same boys she did…
"Shut up!" Kim blushed.
Monique giggled a bit, too.
"Anyway, I told Ron that I hadn't found anyone yet. I thought, 'Maybe I'll just ask him later if I can't find anyone else.' That's when I remembered that I left my math homework at home. There were only a few minutes left until school started so I said bye to Ron and ran home to get my stuff. When I got home I grabbed my homework and decided to take the car to school or else I would be late. So I take Dad's car, hoping he wouldn't mind since he didn't have work that day, and drive off to school."
Kim paused.
"When I got to school and parked my car, I distinctly remembered taking my keys with me and locking the doors. The car was also parked in the school parking lot, where there were a lot of other cars near it. I don't know why the thief would wanna take MY car of all cars…"
Monique nodded in agreement.
"After I left my car and scooped up my homework, I headed straight for class and just barely avoided a tardy."
"pft Goody goody…" Bonnie mumbled under her breath.
"After first period," Kim took a deep breath before continuing, "I decided that I would ask Ron to the dance."
Monique smirked while Bonnie silently growled to herself.
"I was praying that Ron would say yes and that he wouldn't feel too weird about going out with me…after all, we've been best friend since, like, forever. The only problem was, when I finally got up enough courage to ask him, he came stomping on over with a bunch of thugs behind him. I REALLY didn't want to ask him then. Especially since his buddies were checking me out at the same time…I asked him about his new found friends and he said that he had them under control by one of Drakken's inventions. Typical Ron…no idea how serious a problem he might have started…but when I saw him making that sad face of his, I couldn't resist. He looks so cute like that…I couldn't get mad at him so I just ended up smiling back."
"I know what you mean. He DOES have the cutest sad face," Bonnie added.
Monique and Kim both took a moment to gather their thoughts and clean out their ears to make sure they had just heard right.
"What??" Kim asked.
Bonnie turned her head and tried to cover her face so Monique and Kim couldn't see her blush. "Er, um, I mean…he looks so easy to pick on when he does that."
"Suuuurrree…" Monique commented. Bonnie became even redder.
"Ew gross! I can't believe you even thought that! I would never like a loser like Stoppable!! Only losers can like other losers!" Bonnie said defensively and looked at Kim.
"Quit calling Ron a loser! You don't even know him!" Kim accused Bonnie.
"Ooh! Look at Kim! Defending her spazzy boyfriend! How cute…Not!"
"You little…"
"Kim! Don't worry about her. Let's just focus on getting your car back," Monique told Kim while holding her back.
Kim cleared her throat. "Okay…as I was saying. I was going to ask Ron to the dance…we're not boyfriend/girlfriend by the way…but he leaves right as I was about to say something. Of course, I got a little frustrated…very…frustrated…but I was okay with it. I figured we'd just go to the dance alone and we'd hang out like usual."
Bonnie chuckled a little. Kim glared but kept going.
"I actually didn't know about my car being stolen until after school when I searched for almost and hour and couldn't find it."
"Alright Kim. Thanks for the info, but I don't think that helped much in the investigation…" Monique told Kim.
"I know…but it felt kinda nice to let my feelings out," Kim said hopefully.
Monique smiled and nodded. She then looked to Bonnie and her smile faded.
"Okay Miss Thang. Tell us your side of the story."
Bonnie's smirk soon faded, also. She looked to the door, but Kim's chair was blocking the way.
"Er…do you really have to know? I mean…how would I-"
"Spill it," Monique said flatly. Now Kim started to look at Bonnie more suspiciously…she couldn't have sunk that low, could she?
Just then, the door swung open and Ron and Dominique stumbled into the room.
"Ron?" Kim asked.
"Yeah, hey KP. Ladies," Ron bowed to the Monique and Bonnie. "Me and Dominque just wanted to know how thing's are going."
"You find out who copped your car?" Dominique said in a big, tough voice. Bonnie gulped.
"Hey!" someone butted in from behind Ron.
"Drakken???" Ron yelled.
"Buffoon," Drakken nodded. "Have you found your car yet???" Drakken looked to Kim.
"5-0's following us all around town like we did something…and for once we're actually innocent…" Shego added.
"Hey Kim!"
"Josh?" Kim looked behind Shego.
"Hey pretty lady…" Josh looked to Shego.
"Ew!" Shego said while backing away.
"You find your car?" Josh asked.
"Sorry everybody but no," Kim announced. Ron, Dominique, Drakken, Shego, and Josh all groaned.
"Aw c'mon! You can do anything! Can't you find a simple car thief???" Shego demanded.
"Actually everybody," Monique butted in. "Bonnie's yet to tell her story."
Everybody turned their attention to the brunette trying to squirm out of her chair.
"What? In front of everybody???"
"YES!" they all agreed.
Bonnie gulped and looked for an exit one more time bit sighed. There was no wait out. "Fine…"
NOTE: For lyrically impaired: 5-0 means police