Legendary Crazy 7

A/N: This is obviously the second part of The Cookies of Insanity and the Muffins of Hyperness. I hope you enjoy this chapter and don't forget to review.

(Fierystreak, the Legendary Pokémon, UberDragonite and Blissey had found themselves at Goldenrod's train Station.)

Suicune: So, we take the train from Goldenrod to Dizziness City. Then we take the bus there to Crap Meadow. After that we catch an aeroplane to Lost Valley. Then we fly on some sort of Flying Pokémon only to finally end up in Crazy Valley where we can get these hooligans a cure.

Fierystreak: Something like that.

Lugia: (Impatiently) So, let's take the quicker way around. Mewtwo, Mew or Fierystreak herself can Teleport us there.

Fierystreak: If we did that I wouldn't have a plot for this fan fic.

Lugia: (Annoyed) why do you always have to do that?

Fierystreak: (Tries to look innocent) Do what?

Lugia: Arg! Never mind.

Fierystreak: Ah! (Notices that the train has come in and people are crowding around, waiting for the door to slide open.) Well, better return you guys. (Grabs all the Legendary's Master Balls and recalls them inside.)

(Fierystreak, UberDragonite and Blissey step inside the train. They find a seat and sit down.)

UberDragonite: (Spots an old guy reading a Newspaper.) Aaaaahhh! The Newspaper Man from Hell!

(Everyone stares at him as Fierystreak tries to calm him down.)

Fierystreak: (Laughing nervously while trying to push UberDragonite back onto his seat) Heh! He's delirious.

UberDragonite: (Notices Fierystreak): Eek! It's a great big fat purple furry forked tailed monster!

Fierystreak: (Outraged) I'm not fat and I'm not purple! I'm lilac! Also, I'm not a Monster!

UberDragonite: (Takes no notice, but pulls on Fierystreak's forked tail.)

Fierystreak: Yeeeeeooooooowww! (Zaps UberDragonite with a Zap Cannon, leaving him confused and paralysed.) Ok, now I wonder-Hey! Where on this Train is Blissey? (Turns to an old lady and with out thinking says,) Excuse me have you seen Blissey?

Old Lady: (Adjusts her glasses and peers at Fierystreak from the top of them.) Wouldn't it be a good idea to look for Pokémon outside the train, dear?

Fierystreak: 0_0 No, I meant... Oh, who cares? (Stands up and goes to look for Blissey.)

(After twenty minutes has past she starts to get worried, but then sees him scaring a ground of young girls.)

Blissey: (Running around like an endless Energizer Bunny.) I'm hyper, hyper, hyper!

Fierystreak: (Sighs and pulls Blissey to their seats by his sleeve, while muttering.)

(For ten minutes UberDragonite and Blissey sit down quietly, but it doesn't last for too long.)

UberDragonite: (Suddenly stands up and starts running around screaming frantically.) Aaaaahhh! There is a Coelophysis in my toilet!

(Everyone turns to stare at him.)

Fierystreak: Huh! First you said you have a T-Rex in your closet and now you're telling me you have a Coelophysis in your toilet? (Shakes head and grumbles) I swear to God that you need a better life then the one you have now.

Blissey: (Also gets up and starts running frantically.) Sugar is hyper!

Fierystreak: (Looks confused) 0_0 What! I thought sugar makes you hyper, not the sugar is hyper.

(UberDragonite and Blissey are still running around yelling various things and people are now starting to get annoyed.)

Man 1: Get those two morons off the train!

Fierystreak: Shut up you Hooligan.

Woman 1: Take them to the Mental Hospital!

Fierystreak: How about I take you?

(This goes on for a while until UberDragonite and Blissey decided to calm down.)

UberDragonite: (Happily to Fierystreak) did you know that the Coelophysis has moved from my toilet to yours?

Fierystreak: (Getting annoyed) Uber, you're pissing me off, so quit it.

(A young girl comes they're way. She looks mean and peed off.)

Girl: (Shoves Fierystreak to the other side of the row of seats.) Shove over you seat hog.

Fierystreak: (Huffs) Hmph! I was only using one chair.

Girl: (Grabs a book from her backpack and starts reading, but then notices something at the corner of her eye.) Stop twitching that tail of yours or I'll yank it out.

Fierystreak: (Glares) Would you like to repeat that you-?

(Just then Mew escapes from her Pokéball.)

Mew: (Holding up paw) Don't, Fiery, she's eaten the Chocolate Cupcakes of Rudeness.

Fierystreak: Oh that figures. (Sits down and do does the girl) So, what's your name?

Girl: (Glares) Culbo and don't forget it. If you get my name wrong then I'll poke your eyes out.

Fierystreak: Friendly aren't you? Anyway, I'm Fierystreak.

Culbo: (Eyes narrow) I'm reading, so don't Bug me Fieryfreak.

Fierystreak: (Mouth drops open and tail gives a slight twitch) Er, excuse me? Fieryfreak? It's Fierystreak; there is a big difference.

Culbo: (Not looking up) Whatever. Now shut up, Fieryfreak.

Fierystreak: (Decides to give up and looks at watch) Phew! Only five more minutes to go and we'll be at Dizziness City, then we can catch the bus to Crap Meadow.

Culbo: (Looks up) Crap Meadow? Hey, I'm going there, too, Fieryfreak.

Fierystreak: (Sarcastically) Whoopee! So, what for?

Culbo: (Rudely) None of your damn businesses!

Fierystreak: Um, ok. (Looks out at window.)

(The Train had arrived at Dizziness City a minute late and Culbo is really peed off about it.)

Culbo: (While following Fierystreak, UberDragonite, Blissey and Mew down to the Bus Stop) One whole minute! I have just wasted one stinken minute of my precious life! I mean, if that train were any slower it would be going backwards.

Fierystreak: Come on, be reasonable. It was just one minute. Not one hour, not one day, not one week, not one month, not one year, just one minute, so do me a favour and GET OVER IT!

Culbo: (Fuming) I'm surround by Hooligans.

Fierystreak: (Shrugs) welcome to the club.

(Just then a very large overweight lady comes out from a shop and starts walking very slowly in front of them.)

Fierystreak: (Politely) excuse me, we're in a bit of a hurry. Could you please move, so we can get pass?

Large overweight fat lady: (Burps, but doesn't move)

Fierystreak: (Degusted look on face) Blah! How rude.

Culbo: (Looses her temper.) MOVE IT YOU GREAT BIG FAT COW, YOU'RE BLOCKING TRAFFIC!

(Startled the lady moves out of the way muttering about rude children. The group then arrives at the Bus Stop and they walk into the already arrived Bus.)

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Ok, that was weird. -_- Anyway, that was part two. How did you like it? Please tell me in the review. BTW,

Guest Roll Notes: I've noticed that a fair bit of people have asked to be Guest Rolls in this story. That's ok, but I need you to add a few things.

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