Legendary Crazy 8

A/N: Well, here's the third part of The Cookies of Insanity and The Muffins of Hyperness. Maybe I should change the chapter title name, because I'm using more then one type of food. Oh no, I just remembered something. This is another Lugia free bashing chapter. Nooooooooooooo! Ah well, you know the drill. Read and review.

(Fierystreak, Blissey, UberDragonite, Culbo, Mew and the other Legendary Pokémon, which are inside their Pokéballs, are riding in the bus.)

Culbo: (Yawns) Don't they have any entertainment in these bloody bus trips?

Fierystreak: (Reading newspaper-Wherever I got it from is beyond me.) Why don't you read your book?

Culbo: Yeah, maybe. (Notices the newspaper in Fierystreak's hands.) Yo Fieryfreak, we'd you get the newspaper?

Fierystreak: It's Fierystreak and I got the newspaper from that guy over there. (Points at the guy with a lilac coloured furry index finger, who is lying half way on and half way off the bus seat. His throat has been almost completely ripped off and his staring back at everyone with bloodshot eyes.)

Culbo: (Stares at Fierystreak in amazement) Whoa! Did you do this?

Fierystreak: (Grins, showing that her sharp teeth is completely blood free) Nah! Not me.

UberDragonite: Oh my god! There's a dead man lying in the middle of a volcano!

Fierystreak: Huh! Really? (Suddenly remembers what UberDragonite ate) Oh, shut up. (Looks down at paper) Hey, look at this. There's an article here about some kind of vicious Umbreon. It says here to be on the look out for one.

Culbo: (Putting her book down and actually looking interested) Seriously? Do you have an Umbreon?

Fierystreak: Yeah, Escuro, but he's not vicious. He's actually quiet harmless, but very protective of Soli.

Culbo: (Looks confused) Soli?

Fierystreak: Yeah, my Espeon. I wonder if they're two out of the six non-Legendary Pokémon I have?

Culbo: Ah, well we better keep an eye out for that Umbreon.

Fierystreak: Right! (Looks around nervously) I wonder if it's in this bus. I'm a Psychic type, so I don't want it going after me.

Culbo: Or me.

(They sit in silence for a little while until a boy comes up and sits on the now empty seat in front of them. He was wearing black clothes and a pair of shades.)

Fierystreak: (Shifting uncomfortably and whispers to Culbo) I'm getting a really bad feeling from this guy.

Culbo: Oh don't be such a worry wort, Fieryfreak. Come on, he looks completely harmless.

Fierystreak: (Muttering, while looking warily at the boy in front of them) Looks can be deceiving, that guy looks almost creeper.

Culbo: (Rolls her eyes) You're just being paranoid.

Fierystreak: (Crossing her arms over her chest in annoyance) am not.

Culbo: Are to-Oh, who cares? (Picks up her book) I'm going back to my book, so don't disturb me.

Fierystreak: (Sarcastically) Yes, your Highness.

Culbo: (Glares warningly from the top of her book) I heard that. No more smart arse comments from you, young Hybrid.

Fierystreak: (Muttering) yes, your lowness.

Culbo: (Glares, then goes back to reading her book)

Fierystreak: (Literally throws away the newspaper, hitting another man in the head and actually knocking him unconscious) Blah! Bored, bored, bored! (Looks over at the other side curiously, the dark clothed boy is looking at her in total amusement. She turns away, looking down)

Dark Clothed Boy: I fight you.

Fierystreak: (Looks up with a confused look on her face) Huh!

Dark Clothed Boy: (Points to himself, while grinning a sharp-toothed grin challengingly) I'm Lccorp2 and I wanna fight you in a battle.

Culbo: (Puts her book down and grins, seeing her chance. She puts to herself.) Culbo. (She then points to Fierystreak and says seriously) Fieryfreak.

Lccorp2: (looking at Fierystreak's Espeon Hybrid form) Yeah, I can see why. She's got the 'Freak' part, now all she needs is the fiery part.

Fierystreak: (Glares) Oh, I have the fiery part all right and I'll even show you my dark side. Oh, by the way it's Fierystreak.

Culbo: (Laughing) Yeah, Fieryfreak!

Fierystreak: (Looks lightly hurt, but tries not to show it and looks at Lccorp2) So, is this going to be a Pokémon battle or something?

Lccorp2: Nope, at least not the way you think. (He puts at Culbo and Fierystreak) It's going to be a battle between the three of us.

Fierystreak: (Frowning slightly) A battle here on the bus?

Lccorp2: (Nods and points to Blissey and UberDragonite, who are both doing there usual act) Yep, a battle against us three, because those two look way out of it.

Fierystreak: (Stands up and so does Culbo) Yeah, I kinda noticed that. Ok, I'll battle ya.

Culbo: (Looks determined)

Fierystreak: (Snickers) how are you going to fight? You're nothing but a normal human.

Culbo: (While looking out the window) don't bet on it. Ah good, it's dark.

Fierystreak: Dark?

(Culbo ignores her, so Fierystreak turns to Lccorp2. She starts to notice the coal black fur growing across his skin and his eyes are changing to dark red. Fierystreak's lilac fur mixed with pink and with silver highlights is slowly, but surely changing into gold. Except for her muzzle, which is slowly growing, and her front middle, which are growing silver fur. Culbo on the other hand is also growing dark fur and her teeth are sharpening. Soon the three of them were different kinds of Pokémon.)

Culbo: (Looks at Lccorp2 and Fierystreak) Wow! I never what have guess. (She was a dark Raichu with sharp teeth. Her long tail swung from side to side gently behind her)

Lccorp2: (Holds up a paw) Oy, why am I smaller then you two? (He had become an Umbreon)

Fierystreak: Because Umbreons are smaller then our Pokémon forms, duh. (She had become a gold coloured Houndoom with silver underfur and muzzle. Her eyes are lilac and the steel parts are silvery-blue. Each claw is silvery-white.)

(A couple of people scream at the three strange creatures in the bus, while others just stare. A few even break a few windows and climb out.)

Fierystreak: Wow! We sure are a weird bunch. (Turns to Lccorp2) Hey, you must be that Umbreon that we're surpose to look out for.

Lccorp2: (Grins a frightening grin) That's right and don't think is going to matter.

Fierystreak: (Grins back) Maybe, but I'm no ordinary Houndoom.

Culbo: (Incredulously) are you a shiny?

Fierystreak: Well, not really. Have you noticed that in my Espeon form my gem is turquoise instead of red?

(Lccorp2 and Culbo nod)

Fierystreak: Well, in my Hybrid from I have different powers from that of any hybrid or Espeon. It's the same with my Were-Houndoom from. Anyway, if you really want to find out more then keep reading Strange Happenings and it'll eventually tell you.

Lccorp2: What kind of powers?

Fierystreak: (Grins mysteriously) You'll see.

(Through the weird and scary looking scene the people who have remained on the bus are all talking to one another.)

Person 1: Does that Raichu have sharp teeth?

Person 2: Oh my god! Isn't that the killer Umbreon?

Person 3: Wow! Why is that Houndoom gold and silver with lilac eyes and silvery-blue steel parts?

Lccorp2: Come on, let's fight. (Suddenly yells) Aaaaaaaaarrrrraaaahh! The Bug Pokémon are coming to get me!

Culbo: What in the world are you talking about, you idiot?

Fierystreak: (looks around confusedly) I don't see any Bugs of any kind.

Lccorp2: (Now running around madly) bugs! Bugs! I hate Bug! (Fires off a Shadow ball randomly)

Fierystreak: (Looks at an equally confused Culbo) what's he talking about?

Culbo: You got me, Fieryfreak. I usually don't hang around with idiots.

Fierystreak: It's Streak and we're not idiots.

Culbo: (Crosses arms over chest and smirks) are too.

Fierystreak: Grrrr! (Leaps at Culbo and the two of them start fighting)

(Meanwhile, Blissey and UberDragonite are near the Bus Driver's Door doing their usual stuff.)

UberDragonite: There's an Elephant on the Bus and it has my underwear!

Bus Driver: You are one crazy kid.

Blissey: The Elephant is hyper and so 'em I!

Bus Driver: If you two don't shut up I'll literally throw you both off the bus.

(UberDragonite and Blissey calm down and the scene now goes back to Culbo and Fierystreak, who are still fighting.)

Culbo: (Panting and has lots of burn marks on her fur) I can't believe a pathetic FF.Net Author like you managed to become an author in the first place.

Fierystreak: Come here and say that you Rodent!

Culbo: Ok you trash!

Fierystreak: I'm not trash, I burn it!

(The two of them continue on and the scene now changes to Lccorp2, who is still firing off Shadow Balls.)

Lccorp2: Bugs! I hate Bugs! (Fires off another Shadow Ball, which smashes a window. A few people jump out, but are splatted by passing cars.)

(Lccorp2 continues to wonder around the Bus firing off Shadow ball after Shadow, trying to kill the bugs that aren't actually there. The scene then goes back to Culbo and Fierystreak. Mew is floating towards them, holding a large book with difficulty.)

Mew: Hey, you two, I think I've found out wants wrong with Lccorp2. (Holds up large book, but it's too big and heavy for her and now she's on the ground with the huge book lying on top of her.) (Voice muffled from the book) Guys? A little help here! Ok, a lot of help. Hello! Anyone? (Tries to heave the big book off her, but can't.)

(Oh well, now back to Culbo and Fierystreak. Both of them have now somehow managed to stop fighting. At least for now.)

Fierystreak: (Looks around) hey, where's Lc?

Culbo: (Shrugs and wipes the blood that dripping out one of her missing teeth) Probably killing those imaginary Bugs.

Fierystreak: But why would he be afraid of Bugs?

Culbo: Dunno, maybe because Bug Pokémon are strong against Dark types.

Fierystreak: That could be it. Come on lets go find him.

(The two girls, who are still in their Were Form go in search of their Were-Umbreon friend.)

(While they're searching we'll go straight to Mew, who is still under the book. She's completely covered except for her tail, which is poking out through the bottom of the book.)

Mew: (Voice muffled from the book) I swear to God that when I get out of here I'm going to find the guy who wrote this damn book and I'm going to shove it up his rear.

(Well, that was interesting. Now back to Fierystreak and Culbo.)

Fierystreak: (Singing) Oh, I'm going home where the Tauros roam!

Culbo: Shut up, you're giving me a headache.

Fierystreak: (Singsong voice) Which is a very good reason why I should keep singing. (Spots Lccorp2) Hey, there's Mr. Disappearance right now.

(The two girls walk up to him.)

Lccorp2: (Stares wildly at Culbo) Oh my god! It's a giant Bug!

Culbo: (Angrily) I am not a Bug, you moron!

Lccorp2: Kill giant Bug! (Fires of a Shadow Ball at Culbo)

Culbo: Yeeeooooww! (Is now twitching on the ground)

Fierystreak: (Laughs)

Culbo: Grrrr! Let's see how you like it. (Uses Thunder on Fierystreak)

Fierystreak: (Is now also twitching on the ground) Ow!

(Ok, now back to UberDragonite and Blissey. The two of them have decided to leave the Bus Driver alone and are now in another part of the Bus.)

UberDragonite: (Sees a very small box on the floor) Look, a box. (Opens the lid and is sucked inside the box)

Blissey: Er...Uber? (Pokes box with toe) Hello! (Kicks the box and it goes skidding one side of the bus) Hey, cool. Kick boxing. (Runs after the box and kicks it again.)

Narrator: Oh, well. I guess I should end the fic here. (Coughs) All right, now for one of those stupid things people usually do in a part fic. (Coughs again) Will Mew ever get out from under the book? Will we ever find out why lccorp2 thinks he's seeing Bugs? We'll Culbo and I wake up and stop twitching? Will UberDragonite escape from the box? Will Blissey stop playing Kick Boxing? Will I ever stop asking questions, good damn it? Mmmm! That was a question. Anyway, find out on the ninth episode of-

(Kage the Charmander appears)

Kage: LEGENDARY CRAZY!

Narrator: Oy! What are you doing here?

Kage: Well, you haven't even updated my interview fic yet and I'm bored. So, UPDATE IT, GOD DAMN IT!

Narrator: Yeah, yeah! I will. Now scram! (Throws him back in his fic) Well, now that that's over with it is time for my usual ending. PLEASE REVIEW THIS CHAPTER AND ANY OTHER CHAPTERS YOU HAVE NOT REVIEWED! AND ALSO REVIEW MY OTHER FICS! (Coughs) And as for me, while I'm going to have some beacon and eggs. Yum! (Runs off howling excitedly, while also setting of a Flamethrower after Flamethrower)

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Heh! How did you like this crazy chapter that contains Legendary Pokémon and so far five equally weird authors? Well, in order to answer please leave a review in the review box. Special guests are welcome and read the bottom of chapter seven to submit one.

As for the description on my Espeon Hybrid form, well just go to the second Chapter of Strange Happenings and my description is on the first paragraph. Anyway, happy reading.

Fierystreak