(A/N: I appreciate the reviews...but...um...where are the reviews? I'm already
at chapter 3 and no one is reviewing except for Hairy Gregory and PPGMolly!
Please help me! Or my dog will...um...explode! OK, it won't. I don't even have
a dog. Just review. Please.)
SAMURAI BOOMER
Episode 3:
Breakfast
By Secret7
The samurai woke up, hearing the voice.
"Aku! Where are you, foul demon?!?" he yelled, drawing his sword in the blink of an eye. "Do you wish to die today?"
"No. I am not here, fool samurai. I am far away. I just wish to have a...talk."
"Of what, foul creature?" asked Jack angrily.
"Of the boy." he said. "See him sleep? So tender...so sweet. So easy to corrupt. His reason for the training is for only vengeance. I brought him here to be my greatest weapon. So, samurai, how do you expect so save him, when you are the one putting him in danger?"
"Shut up! He will never join you!" yelled Jack.
"So you believe. Look at him, though. He is having nightmares. Nightmares about the girls who murdered him and his brothers. Nightmares about his death, and his now- miserable life. He would be happy to join me. It would give him comfort that someone loves him. Cares about him. Or are you trying to adopt the boy, samurai? You will fail. I know all, and I see all. And I know," said Aku.
"DAMN YOU!!!!" Jack screamed, stabbing his sword into the ground with vengeance.
Boomer yawned.
"Hey, what's going on?"
Jack's look changed from a look of horror and anger to a look of bravery.
"Nothing. I was just practicing my...battle cry." Jack said, with a slight smile.
"Ummm...OK. Can I have some breakfast?" asked Boomer, and then yawned again.
"Yes, of course child," Jack replied.
"Thanks," Boomer said tiredly. "So how was your night, Jack?"
"It was...interesting." he decided. "But first, before leaving for food, I need to warn you. Your anger is beating within your heart. Controlling you. Only you can stop it before it takes hold of you."
"Um...Alrighty. So, do they have a 'McDonalds' in the future?" asked Boomer.
"No, but I have a friend who could help us." Jack replied.
"So, what'll ya be orderin'? Da usual?" asked the figure. He was green, and very ugly. In fact, he had about 15 eyes!
"What's with this guy?" whispered Boomer.
"He's a friend of mine who runs this diner. His name is Grogg. He's actually a nice guy once you get to know him."
"But...what's with...um..." Boomer pointed at Grogg's eyes.
"He's an alien."
"From Mexico?"
"No, not exactly..." Jack whispered back.
"So, are you two done with ya conversation? Cause I got two bowls of chili with yer names on em." said Grogg.
"Yes, we'll take that with some Aku-Cola." said Jack.
"Aku-Cola?" asked Boomer indignantly. "That's all they have in the future? Is it, like, the ultimate evil cola or something?" "No, it's just caffeinated. Anyway, besides water, it's the only legal 'soft-drink' now. Even I think the future is odd. There are so many new things, like these 'soft drinks', and 'digital watches'," said Jack.
"Wow, and I thought you guys had digital watches back then. I feel very sorry for your deprived childhood," said Boomer, laughing.
"I don't get it. How is mocking me funny?" asked Jack.
"You know, it's a joke. Because...er...aw, forget about it. Anyway, Greg, or Grimy or whatever should be back any minute with our food."
"Two chili soups, and a couple O Aku-Cokes. Eat up, budies."
"Thank you." said Jack. He bowed.
"Um, Jack? Is that really necessary?"
"It is an ancient custom." said Jack.
"I'm used to this guy, don' worry 'bout me," Grogg whispered to Boomer.
Boomer began to look sick.
"What did you put in this chili, anyway?" asked Jack.
"Horse tranquilizer." said Grogg.
"Very funny. I feel...sort of...lightheaded..." Boomer muttered.
"What did you do to this food?!?" yelled Jack.
"I just told you. Aku's giving me my own chain restaurant for you two." said Grogg, who then laughed.
Jack grabbed his stomach in pain.
"The...two of us?" asked Jack.
Boomers eyes opened wide, and he fainted.
"Yes. Aku will be most pleased." said Grogg.
The samurai fell limp to the ground, and Aku's soldiers came to pick them up.
"Bring them to torture cell AK23." The sergeant yelled.
They carried them away.
SAMURAI BOOMER
Episode 3:
Breakfast
By Secret7
The samurai woke up, hearing the voice.
"Aku! Where are you, foul demon?!?" he yelled, drawing his sword in the blink of an eye. "Do you wish to die today?"
"No. I am not here, fool samurai. I am far away. I just wish to have a...talk."
"Of what, foul creature?" asked Jack angrily.
"Of the boy." he said. "See him sleep? So tender...so sweet. So easy to corrupt. His reason for the training is for only vengeance. I brought him here to be my greatest weapon. So, samurai, how do you expect so save him, when you are the one putting him in danger?"
"Shut up! He will never join you!" yelled Jack.
"So you believe. Look at him, though. He is having nightmares. Nightmares about the girls who murdered him and his brothers. Nightmares about his death, and his now- miserable life. He would be happy to join me. It would give him comfort that someone loves him. Cares about him. Or are you trying to adopt the boy, samurai? You will fail. I know all, and I see all. And I know," said Aku.
"DAMN YOU!!!!" Jack screamed, stabbing his sword into the ground with vengeance.
Boomer yawned.
"Hey, what's going on?"
Jack's look changed from a look of horror and anger to a look of bravery.
"Nothing. I was just practicing my...battle cry." Jack said, with a slight smile.
"Ummm...OK. Can I have some breakfast?" asked Boomer, and then yawned again.
"Yes, of course child," Jack replied.
"Thanks," Boomer said tiredly. "So how was your night, Jack?"
"It was...interesting." he decided. "But first, before leaving for food, I need to warn you. Your anger is beating within your heart. Controlling you. Only you can stop it before it takes hold of you."
"Um...Alrighty. So, do they have a 'McDonalds' in the future?" asked Boomer.
"No, but I have a friend who could help us." Jack replied.
"So, what'll ya be orderin'? Da usual?" asked the figure. He was green, and very ugly. In fact, he had about 15 eyes!
"What's with this guy?" whispered Boomer.
"He's a friend of mine who runs this diner. His name is Grogg. He's actually a nice guy once you get to know him."
"But...what's with...um..." Boomer pointed at Grogg's eyes.
"He's an alien."
"From Mexico?"
"No, not exactly..." Jack whispered back.
"So, are you two done with ya conversation? Cause I got two bowls of chili with yer names on em." said Grogg.
"Yes, we'll take that with some Aku-Cola." said Jack.
"Aku-Cola?" asked Boomer indignantly. "That's all they have in the future? Is it, like, the ultimate evil cola or something?" "No, it's just caffeinated. Anyway, besides water, it's the only legal 'soft-drink' now. Even I think the future is odd. There are so many new things, like these 'soft drinks', and 'digital watches'," said Jack.
"Wow, and I thought you guys had digital watches back then. I feel very sorry for your deprived childhood," said Boomer, laughing.
"I don't get it. How is mocking me funny?" asked Jack.
"You know, it's a joke. Because...er...aw, forget about it. Anyway, Greg, or Grimy or whatever should be back any minute with our food."
"Two chili soups, and a couple O Aku-Cokes. Eat up, budies."
"Thank you." said Jack. He bowed.
"Um, Jack? Is that really necessary?"
"It is an ancient custom." said Jack.
"I'm used to this guy, don' worry 'bout me," Grogg whispered to Boomer.
Boomer began to look sick.
"What did you put in this chili, anyway?" asked Jack.
"Horse tranquilizer." said Grogg.
"Very funny. I feel...sort of...lightheaded..." Boomer muttered.
"What did you do to this food?!?" yelled Jack.
"I just told you. Aku's giving me my own chain restaurant for you two." said Grogg, who then laughed.
Jack grabbed his stomach in pain.
"The...two of us?" asked Jack.
Boomers eyes opened wide, and he fainted.
"Yes. Aku will be most pleased." said Grogg.
The samurai fell limp to the ground, and Aku's soldiers came to pick them up.
"Bring them to torture cell AK23." The sergeant yelled.
They carried them away.