Yo people wasup I know its been awhile since I last updated ok its been
forever since I last updated now before ya'll start throwing rotten fruit
at me I have a reason 4 not updating first off I kinda had a dry spell as
to what to write and then school (my prison) keeps me away from home for
sometimes almost 12 hrs straight and if u want all the details bout how
then oh well you'll get 'em later cept if ur dela or chihiro oh I didn't
email u b/c I wanted to email u when I had something to say and not just
some thing so I'm srry for not emailing u sooner. Ok and also to add to
that my dads comp the one where I write all me fics on exploded ok not
literally but it kept shutting down on us so I couldn't write now I can
yippee so here it is the next chappie ok so where did we leave off oh yes
that's right right......bout.......here!
'Hiei I have ur schedule for u here."Botan said as they were getting off the ship and getting into the carriage to meet the royal family of England." U will be courting princess Elizabeth she is the first-born daughter of king George 8th *A/N ok so I just made the George guy up b/c we r learning a lot bout all these Henrys so I'm tired of those and I cant remember if there was an 8th if there was its my story and I'm messing it up it doesn't have to b correct at all* "Now Hiei u have to get to know this princess before u just toss her out like an old chicken bone ok." " Excuse me last time I checked I was the prince of Japan not u so since when has it become acceptable to give me orders wench?" Hiei was a lil pissed when he said this. He knew that this was all a waste of his time and so far it really was but hey that's just one girl so far lets meet our next bachelorett. On the way to the castle Hiei looked at what he was supposed to do on the schedule in order to spend time w/ this princess and also all the info Kurama gathered on England, he found this to be more exciting than reading bout the princess and how he was supposed to spend time w/ her.
Alrighty then we have talk bout Hiei for a chappie and one quarter lets go back to Egypt everybody cheer yeah yeah yeah.
Now in Egypt things weren't going to smoothly as the pharaoh had hoped already three of his best suitors were sent home packing in little under 2 weeks he knew they made it 2 to make them feel safe and whatnot then hit him with a hammer on the head while they slept not really but figuratively speaking they did. All this is in Egypt's or pharaoh's point of view these are his thoughts k?
First it was Rodolfo oh gods him and his underwear hanging there for almost 2 days no one wanted to take him down the slaves were working better and faster the guards were willing to stay awake and outside for their duty all b/c this man was hanging up there like a pathetic little girl it got pathetic after awhile so they took him down at last he went home vowing never to return...ever! Then there was Uttor from Austria *A/N I know nothing bout that place so forgive me if I get something wrong it's a ff* what they did to him was challenge him to an sausage eating contest. They said it was punishment for his gluttony for food. HA we know he will never eat another sausage willingly again after that incident. The cooks were so tired after that we had to hire substitutes for almost 2 months after that. Oh gods then who could ever forget Ien *A/N short I sound e is silent so its I-n basically* from Czechoslovakia that poor guy if that guy had a bad fear of heights before he had it worse now possibly he will never recover again, it was another punishment for being "stupid". Well they suffered enough to get punishment after they dropped him from the sky well Ritz did but Éclair had her part in it too. They couldn't send him home until a week and a half after they dropped him purposely they did catch him right before he hit the ground, that guy didn't stop screaming even after they caught him he screamed all night all day taking a bath using the toilet eating dinner how we still haven't figured out he screamed louder when ever he saw Ritz or Éclair finally stopped but so he wouldn't start they weren't allowed to see him for half a week and also when they sent him home he went blindfolded. I would say poor Ritz but it was her own undoing she was deaf for almost a month because of that lil stunt so now they r making sure before they do something to a suitor they know enough bout him so they wont have another Ien again they were lucky there were know attempts on the princess's life while she was out. "Oh gods what did I do to deserve this? Plz as ur living god on earth I beg and ask ur guidance on what I am supposed to do with them? I see Ritz as my second daughter but I know and still treat her as a guard in my house. My own daughter is enough trouble even w/out Ritz and her guidance of truth and destruction. Plz I know I will soon become osiris soon but until I need to keep my children from running out of control and wrecking my palace and country." *A/N o know that Egyptians usually marry into their own family but for Éclair they want her to marry someone another country that will help Egypt trade in the business but all the ruling stuff like that will go to their first born son. Éclair will help Egypt by helping to rule another country and bringing in more trade.
Pharaoh soon started to drift off into sleep a deep deep slumber which he would surely never wake *A/N ya right* in this dream he saw a black figure coming towards him with a katana slung around what appears to his waist he saw two animals a dragon and a great cat they were peaceful but as the figure seemed to be under them they started fighting over where the cloaked figure seemed to be, they made thunderous noises when their claws hit one another there were great fires behind them and a burning passion in their eyes the cat blinded by vengeance the dragon had deep sorrow mixed with hatred for something in its eyes this fight seemed to be to the death. The figure just kept walking there looking up at them seeming to be really mad at them and willing to let them fight till they were nothing but shreds. Their fury was great against each other it was a deep fury that was inside of them it was frightening the figure made it to where the pharaoh was he said some things in another foreign language and bowed to him suddenly the figured leaped up brought his sword down between the two he looked at them both seeming to judge them they exchanged words the beast were now calm and cool. The figure them walked back to him with the great beast in tow[1] the figure bowed again and brought up the beast with him they bowed and all seemed well the figure was about to choose apparently which beast he wanted as was the agreement between him and the pharaoh which the pharaoh subconsciously understood like one of those things that u know what happening but its in the back of ur mind and when u try and reach out for it it disappears and u have to relax and not think bout it for it to come back.
Right when he is about to chose the pharaoh wakes up to find it's the middle of the night there are torches around his head w/ people looking concerned he then realized it was the royal family and priest. He told them he was just fine but they insisted they help him to his room they told him they tried numerous amounts of time to wake him but simply couldn't. He looked in the corner and saw Ritz there looking sad and worried he thought he saw dried tears on her face also. After the pharaoh is in his room dressed for bed and lying there he thinks bout how he saw Ritz she looked scared and worried he knew how much she saw him as her father and he really understood it and grasped it now that he saw her in that state. That morning before the suitor was to meet the princess (Ritz) he called Ritz to the throne room.
"Ritz last night who found me in my throne room like that?" asked Pharaoh *A/N I will periodically switch from calling him pharaoh to Egypt so sorry bout that for those of u who are confused* "I.I.I did sire. I wanted to ask u about the new suitor sire and I then found u asleep u seemed fine so I thought I would wait till u woke up at first u seemed a little confused in ur sleep then u were frightened, scared, understanding, I called the royal family and priest when u started to look scared by then the sun was setting we tried to wake u but u didn't stir we were afraid we had lost u sire I knew u were still alive sire ur scent had not left u and ur spirit remained in a blissful state sire. Said Ritz with her head in a bow *A/N ok when u were in front of the pharaoh when u bowed if u were a guard u would be on ur right knee with ur hands at ur side in fist on the floor facing the floor* " Ritz look at me u know u r like a daughter to me and I love u as such ever since the day ur parents left u here when they went to battle. I have raised u in my house given u everything u could ever want just as I would my own child. I know that u feel the same way when I saw ur face last night u were crying.... U were crying over me was that not so?" asked pharaoh. "Yes my lord it is so I love like father and I cried for fear that I had lost u I couldn't bear it u were the only father I know my real father I don't remember much bout him at all." Was she said." Go now that is all I want to talk to u about thank u Ritz. Now go get ready and plz do not take these "punishments" which u ensue to strongly u r allowed to punish but not severely. Do u understand me?" a court nod was all he got in reply" good your dismissed" with that Ritz was off hurrying to get ready she had to meet this suitor in only a couple of minutes so she.. naturally flew. When she got there Keiko was there tapping her foot on the floor.
"Where have u been u only have a few minutes before the suitor arrives" was the first thing that came out of Keikos' mouth. "Less talky more worky. Hurry we wouldn't be just starting if u hadn't started to get after me and besides its none of ur business why I was late but since ur doing my hair and makeup I guess I'll tell you the pharaoh wanted to talk to me and what it's about u will never know ok so be quiet no questions and finish ur job. Ah I love taking the princess' place cause then I get to boss u around and if I say be quiet u have to. Course u have to anyways even if im not the princess my rank is higher but u listen better when it's the princess." Ritz started humming a little tune she learned from the other soldiers when they went out to drink it was a catchy little tune that she likes to sing.
Okay well so far I think I'll finish there with a lil cliffy whoopee plz tell me what ya'll think and be honest and no flames for the sake of flames if ur going to flame me tell me at least what u didn't like or what u think I did wrong and also remember peoples this is a fan fiction so don't get to serious on me. Also I said in an earlier chapter that I owned "Prince of Egypt" what I meant was that I owned a vhs version of it not the movie and also I don't own yu yu hakusho I think I spelled it wrong srry if I did aight well g2g laterz and don't forget REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'Hiei I have ur schedule for u here."Botan said as they were getting off the ship and getting into the carriage to meet the royal family of England." U will be courting princess Elizabeth she is the first-born daughter of king George 8th *A/N ok so I just made the George guy up b/c we r learning a lot bout all these Henrys so I'm tired of those and I cant remember if there was an 8th if there was its my story and I'm messing it up it doesn't have to b correct at all* "Now Hiei u have to get to know this princess before u just toss her out like an old chicken bone ok." " Excuse me last time I checked I was the prince of Japan not u so since when has it become acceptable to give me orders wench?" Hiei was a lil pissed when he said this. He knew that this was all a waste of his time and so far it really was but hey that's just one girl so far lets meet our next bachelorett. On the way to the castle Hiei looked at what he was supposed to do on the schedule in order to spend time w/ this princess and also all the info Kurama gathered on England, he found this to be more exciting than reading bout the princess and how he was supposed to spend time w/ her.
Alrighty then we have talk bout Hiei for a chappie and one quarter lets go back to Egypt everybody cheer yeah yeah yeah.
Now in Egypt things weren't going to smoothly as the pharaoh had hoped already three of his best suitors were sent home packing in little under 2 weeks he knew they made it 2 to make them feel safe and whatnot then hit him with a hammer on the head while they slept not really but figuratively speaking they did. All this is in Egypt's or pharaoh's point of view these are his thoughts k?
First it was Rodolfo oh gods him and his underwear hanging there for almost 2 days no one wanted to take him down the slaves were working better and faster the guards were willing to stay awake and outside for their duty all b/c this man was hanging up there like a pathetic little girl it got pathetic after awhile so they took him down at last he went home vowing never to return...ever! Then there was Uttor from Austria *A/N I know nothing bout that place so forgive me if I get something wrong it's a ff* what they did to him was challenge him to an sausage eating contest. They said it was punishment for his gluttony for food. HA we know he will never eat another sausage willingly again after that incident. The cooks were so tired after that we had to hire substitutes for almost 2 months after that. Oh gods then who could ever forget Ien *A/N short I sound e is silent so its I-n basically* from Czechoslovakia that poor guy if that guy had a bad fear of heights before he had it worse now possibly he will never recover again, it was another punishment for being "stupid". Well they suffered enough to get punishment after they dropped him from the sky well Ritz did but Éclair had her part in it too. They couldn't send him home until a week and a half after they dropped him purposely they did catch him right before he hit the ground, that guy didn't stop screaming even after they caught him he screamed all night all day taking a bath using the toilet eating dinner how we still haven't figured out he screamed louder when ever he saw Ritz or Éclair finally stopped but so he wouldn't start they weren't allowed to see him for half a week and also when they sent him home he went blindfolded. I would say poor Ritz but it was her own undoing she was deaf for almost a month because of that lil stunt so now they r making sure before they do something to a suitor they know enough bout him so they wont have another Ien again they were lucky there were know attempts on the princess's life while she was out. "Oh gods what did I do to deserve this? Plz as ur living god on earth I beg and ask ur guidance on what I am supposed to do with them? I see Ritz as my second daughter but I know and still treat her as a guard in my house. My own daughter is enough trouble even w/out Ritz and her guidance of truth and destruction. Plz I know I will soon become osiris soon but until I need to keep my children from running out of control and wrecking my palace and country." *A/N o know that Egyptians usually marry into their own family but for Éclair they want her to marry someone another country that will help Egypt trade in the business but all the ruling stuff like that will go to their first born son. Éclair will help Egypt by helping to rule another country and bringing in more trade.
Pharaoh soon started to drift off into sleep a deep deep slumber which he would surely never wake *A/N ya right* in this dream he saw a black figure coming towards him with a katana slung around what appears to his waist he saw two animals a dragon and a great cat they were peaceful but as the figure seemed to be under them they started fighting over where the cloaked figure seemed to be, they made thunderous noises when their claws hit one another there were great fires behind them and a burning passion in their eyes the cat blinded by vengeance the dragon had deep sorrow mixed with hatred for something in its eyes this fight seemed to be to the death. The figure just kept walking there looking up at them seeming to be really mad at them and willing to let them fight till they were nothing but shreds. Their fury was great against each other it was a deep fury that was inside of them it was frightening the figure made it to where the pharaoh was he said some things in another foreign language and bowed to him suddenly the figured leaped up brought his sword down between the two he looked at them both seeming to judge them they exchanged words the beast were now calm and cool. The figure them walked back to him with the great beast in tow[1] the figure bowed again and brought up the beast with him they bowed and all seemed well the figure was about to choose apparently which beast he wanted as was the agreement between him and the pharaoh which the pharaoh subconsciously understood like one of those things that u know what happening but its in the back of ur mind and when u try and reach out for it it disappears and u have to relax and not think bout it for it to come back.
Right when he is about to chose the pharaoh wakes up to find it's the middle of the night there are torches around his head w/ people looking concerned he then realized it was the royal family and priest. He told them he was just fine but they insisted they help him to his room they told him they tried numerous amounts of time to wake him but simply couldn't. He looked in the corner and saw Ritz there looking sad and worried he thought he saw dried tears on her face also. After the pharaoh is in his room dressed for bed and lying there he thinks bout how he saw Ritz she looked scared and worried he knew how much she saw him as her father and he really understood it and grasped it now that he saw her in that state. That morning before the suitor was to meet the princess (Ritz) he called Ritz to the throne room.
"Ritz last night who found me in my throne room like that?" asked Pharaoh *A/N I will periodically switch from calling him pharaoh to Egypt so sorry bout that for those of u who are confused* "I.I.I did sire. I wanted to ask u about the new suitor sire and I then found u asleep u seemed fine so I thought I would wait till u woke up at first u seemed a little confused in ur sleep then u were frightened, scared, understanding, I called the royal family and priest when u started to look scared by then the sun was setting we tried to wake u but u didn't stir we were afraid we had lost u sire I knew u were still alive sire ur scent had not left u and ur spirit remained in a blissful state sire. Said Ritz with her head in a bow *A/N ok when u were in front of the pharaoh when u bowed if u were a guard u would be on ur right knee with ur hands at ur side in fist on the floor facing the floor* " Ritz look at me u know u r like a daughter to me and I love u as such ever since the day ur parents left u here when they went to battle. I have raised u in my house given u everything u could ever want just as I would my own child. I know that u feel the same way when I saw ur face last night u were crying.... U were crying over me was that not so?" asked pharaoh. "Yes my lord it is so I love like father and I cried for fear that I had lost u I couldn't bear it u were the only father I know my real father I don't remember much bout him at all." Was she said." Go now that is all I want to talk to u about thank u Ritz. Now go get ready and plz do not take these "punishments" which u ensue to strongly u r allowed to punish but not severely. Do u understand me?" a court nod was all he got in reply" good your dismissed" with that Ritz was off hurrying to get ready she had to meet this suitor in only a couple of minutes so she.. naturally flew. When she got there Keiko was there tapping her foot on the floor.
"Where have u been u only have a few minutes before the suitor arrives" was the first thing that came out of Keikos' mouth. "Less talky more worky. Hurry we wouldn't be just starting if u hadn't started to get after me and besides its none of ur business why I was late but since ur doing my hair and makeup I guess I'll tell you the pharaoh wanted to talk to me and what it's about u will never know ok so be quiet no questions and finish ur job. Ah I love taking the princess' place cause then I get to boss u around and if I say be quiet u have to. Course u have to anyways even if im not the princess my rank is higher but u listen better when it's the princess." Ritz started humming a little tune she learned from the other soldiers when they went out to drink it was a catchy little tune that she likes to sing.
Okay well so far I think I'll finish there with a lil cliffy whoopee plz tell me what ya'll think and be honest and no flames for the sake of flames if ur going to flame me tell me at least what u didn't like or what u think I did wrong and also remember peoples this is a fan fiction so don't get to serious on me. Also I said in an earlier chapter that I owned "Prince of Egypt" what I meant was that I owned a vhs version of it not the movie and also I don't own yu yu hakusho I think I spelled it wrong srry if I did aight well g2g laterz and don't forget REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!