Legendary Crazy 9
A/N: Wow! Nine chapters in one incredibly pointless fic, considering it has no plot that contains humour. Yep, this story has gone from one that I hardly ever updated to one that has been updated more regularly. Well, the only bad thing about this chapter is that once again it contains a Lugia bashing free chapter. I don't have anything against Lugia. In fact, they're one of my favourite Pokémon. It's just that he's a big target to hit stuff with. ^_^ BTW, I've noticed that Culbo has mentioned me in her bio. Heh! Ok, Culbo, you'd better stay away from those chocolate cupcakes. Especially ones that make you highly rude. Ok, I've finished yapping, so I'll just get on with the ninth chapter. I don't think I have to remind you want to do after you read the chapter, but I will just in case. REVIEW! Yep, that's it. It really isn't that hard. Now on with the fic.
(In the last chapter the group had gotten into a bit of trouble. Lccorp2 thinks that Bugs have appeared in the bus to harm him, Mew is trapped under the weight of a large book, Culbo and Fierystreak are still unconscious, UberDragonite is stuck inside a very small box and Blissey is still playing Kick Boxing with the box.)
Culbo: (Groans and wakes up) Oh man, my head feels likes its going to explode.
Fierystreak: That'll be useful right about now. (Stands up quickly and almost falls over) Whoa, major head rush!
Culbo: (Looks around) All right where the heck is Mr. Knock us out?
Fierystreak: (Looks confused) who?
Culbo: (Still searching around the bus) That Were-Umbreon guy.
Fierystreak: Lccorp2? (Looks around) Well, he's not here.
Culbo: I wouldn't think so unless it can change into something else.
Fierystreak: Oh well let's go find Blissey and UberDragonite.
(They continue walking along until the spot Blissey playing kickboxing with this very small plain box.)
Fierystreak: (To Blissey) what in the world are you doing?
Blissey: Kicking this box.
Fierystreak: I can see that, but we haven't got time.
Blissey: Yes we have. We have all the time in the world.
Fierystreak: No, see. (Suddenly notices something) Hey, where's UberDragonite?
Blissey: (Gives the box a swift kick, sending it across the bus) In the box.
Fierystreak: Oh, well that's ok then. As long as he's having loads of fun in that box...excuse me?
Blissey: (Points to box) he's in there and I'm hyper. Weeeeeeeee! (Runs off)
Fierystreak: Weird. (Picks up box) Hello? UberDragonite?
Culbo: Mmmm, either he's not in there or he's unable to respond.
Fierystreak: Gee, i wonder how long it'll take me to get you inside this box?
Culbo: Shut up. {Hits Fierystreak with a frying pan)
Fierystreak: Ow! (Falls over)
(Two minutes later)
Fierystreak: (Gets up and rubs the back of her head) Where in the world did you get that frying pan?
Culbo: You actually gave it to me, because this is your fic.
Fierystreak: (Scratches head and looks embarrassed) Ah, right. (Stands up) Come on; let's go find the others so we can get off this god-forsaken bus.
(They soon come across a really large book with a long, thin tail sticking out at the bottom.)
Fierystreak: (Really impressed and surprised) Wow, I never thought that I'd see a book with a tail.
Mew: (Voice muffled from under the book) I'm not a book with a tail, you dope. Now get this thing off me.
Fierystreak: Wow, it even speaks!
Culbo: It does seem odd that a book with a tail would be lying around in the middle of the bus.
Fierystreak: Yeah, I surpose it does. (Picks up book and notices a very flat Mew underneath it) Oh my, squished Mew!
Culbo: Huh? (Looks down at Mew) Wow! Now that's one way to loose weight.
Mew: (Sitting up) Yeah and it's also the most painful.
Fierystreak: What exactly were you doing underneath that really large book?
Mew: Well, I wanted a close inspection of the back cover.
Fierystreak and Culbo: 0_0
Fierystreak: Ok, whatever. Let's just go and look for the others.
(So Fierystreak, Culbo and Mew go in search for Blissey, UberDragonite and Lccorp2. Meanwhile, Lccorp2 is still firing off Shadow Balls everywhere. After a while Fierystreak, Culbo and Mew arrive.)
Lccorp2: (Noticing Culbo) What? I thought I'd already killed the Bug of Evil. (Thinks for a minute) Looks more like a rodent. (Steps forward) All right Rodent of Evil be gone! (Uses Shadow Ball on Culbo, who is now very angry.
Culbo: (Yells angrily) Why you stupid (Censored) excuse of a (Censored) FF.Net author! If you (Censored) hit me with another (Censored) Shadow Ball I'll (Censored) shove this (Censored) frying pan up your (Censored) arse! (Keeps yelling at Lc as Fierystreak and Mew watch in amusement)
(Meanwhile, as Culbo is practically almost yelling her head off at Lccorp2 Blissey has finally stopped playing kickboxing)
Blissey: (Picks box up and notices two buttons-one red and one green) Warning: Do not push the red button. Doing so can cause something bad to happen to anyone inside this box. Mmmm, ok I won't. (Pushes red button and looks pleased with himself)
Voice Box: You have been warned. (The turns red and shakes for a minute or two before going back to the way it was before) There, all done. Have a nice day.
Blissey: Damn, nothing happened. (Tosses box away and goes to find everyone else)
(Ok, now let me create a pointless little scene inside the box. We see UberDragonite surrounded by a very large forest.)
UberDragonite: (Looks around) Whoa! Is it just me or has the scenery changed from pitched darkness to a forest? (Suddenly notices something) Hey, I'm not totally insane anymore. Whoopee! (Dances)
(Just then a loud rumbling is heard and in the distance UberDragonite can just make out something very large coming towards him. It gets closer and we can now see that it is a giant Raichu, Houndoom and Umbreon. They seem to be chatting amongst themselves.)
UberDragonite: (Walking towards them) Um, excuse me, do any of you know the way out of this forest?
Giant Raichu: (Glares at UberDragonite and turns to his fallow Pokémon) Look, it's one of them FF.Net authors. Get him!
(The giant Raichu, Houndoom and Umbreon chase UberDragonite deeper and deeper into the forest. At the same time UberDragonite is trying his best at dodging Thunder, Shadow Ball and Flamethrower attacks. Oh well, now back to Fierystreak, Culbo, Mew and Lccorp2.)
Culbo: (Yelling loudly) I'm going to count to three and if you don't move your (Censored) sorry butt I'm (Censored) going to use a (Censored) Thunder attack!
Lccorp2: (Cocks his head to one side in confusion) Buggy/Rodent talks. (Fires of a Shadow Ball) Die Buggy/Rodent!
Culbo: Ow! (Falls over)
Fierystreak: (Laughs)
Lccorp2: Oh, a great big doggy bug! (Fires off another Shadow Ball at Fierystreak)
Fierystreak: Ouch! Oy, that hurt!
Lccorp2: (Fires off another Shadow Ball at Fierystreak)
Fierystreak: (Is now really peed off and howls into the air. A bright deep blue coloured light covers her entirely and she changes back into her Espeon Hybrid form.) Now lets see who attacks whom. (Her turquoise coloured gem glows a bright bluish-green and she is now covered in a greenish-blue glow. When it disappears standing there is what looks like a two-legged Espeon. At least that's what it looks like, except for the fact that it's huge. The canine teeth in her top jaw have grown to look like sabres and you can just see the bottom canine teeth sticking out from her bottom jaw. On her back is a huge pair of mauve and silver Dragon-like wings and her turquoise gem has pushed out into a turquoise coloured Unicorn-like horn. Her fur is the same colour, but thicker and her she also has a line of raised up fur on her back that is a lavender colour. Her ears are the same, only larger and her forked tail has now grown bushy with a violet tip. Her eyes are a deep blue.)
Culbo: (Choosing the time to wake up) Ow, my head. (Spots Fierystreak in her new form) Whoa! What the heck is that thing?
Fierystreak: Hhhrrrrrrrrooooaaaaarrrrr! (Gives a tremendous roar and stands up to her full height, breaking through the roof of the bus and causing crowds of people to scream as she merges out)
Culbo: (While watching Fierystreak stomp ruthlessly on what's left of the bus with a large pawed foot and roaring loudly at the same time) Ok, mad FF.Net author on the lose. (Turns to Lccorp2) This is your entire fault!
Lccorp2: (Fires off a Shadow Ball at Culbo, which she dodges and the purple-black ball hits a tree instead, causing it to fall onto someone's car.)
Culbo: (Growls angrily) the things I have to do to save someone else's butt. (Uses a powerful Thunder on Fierystreak, who absorbs the attack into her turquoise horn. The horn glows a bluish-green for a couple of seconds before blinking out.) Aw, crap!
(As Fierystreak goes back to stomping various items such as cars and toppling buildings Blissey picks up the little box and this time pushes the green button. UberDragonite emerges looking warn out, bruised, fried and paralysed. Blissey hands him over a special Max Potion, Burn Heal and Paralyze Heal that is designed for humans, mainly FF.Net authors.)
Blissey: (Seems to have lost his hyper act) Where the heck have you been?
UberDragonite: (Breathing heavily) I've...been...inside...that...stupid...box
Blissey: (Looks interested) Wow! What did you find in there?
UberDragonite: Well, first there was nothing but darkness and then I was in a forest being chased by a giant Raichu, Houndoom and Umbreon. Later on a Blissey, Espeon and Charizard attacked me, but I was saved by a Tyrannitar and the rest is history
Blissey: (Thinks for a minute) You know, those Pokémon sound awfully familar somehow. (Keeps thinking then suddenly clicks his fingers) I know! The Raichu resembles Culbo in her Were-Raichu form; the Houndoom resembles Fierystreak in her Were-Houndoom form; the Umbreon resembles Lccorp2 in his Were-Umbreon form; the Espeon resembles Fierystreak in her Hybrid form; the Blissey probably resembles me; the Tyrannitar resembles your Were-Tyrannitar form and I'm not sure, but I think the Charizard resembles Kage.
UberDragonite: Kage? You mean Fierystreak's trusty Charmander? But why would there be a Charizard that resembles him?
Blissey: Well, because Kage is the only Pokémon that belongs to Fierystreak that has his own fic.
Lccorp2: You mean his interview fic?
Blissey: Exactly. Kage may be a bit of a pain at times, but he's very loyal towards Fierystreak.
UberDragonite: Hey maybe Kage can help us get Fierystreak back to normal.
Culbo: Then let's go (Censored) find that (Censored) Charmander!
Voice: (Giggles) Did someone mention me? (Kage appears) Hi, I'm Kage.
Culbo: We (Censored) know that you (Censored) Pokémon!
Kage: (Looks confused) what's with the (Censors)?
Culbo: I'm (Censored) pissed off, so don't (Censored) bother me.
UberDragonite: Hey, how come Culbo is still being rude?
Lccorp2: (Shrugs) that's a good question.
Mew: That's because Culbo hasn't been effected by Fierystreak's power.
Blissey: What power?
Mew: (Holds up a book that's even larger then the one she had before and hands it over to Culbo) here, read this. It has all the info you need to know about Fierystreak, her fics and her characters.
Culbo: (Turns to a certain page and starts reading) Myth Mander: Short for Mythical Charmander. They are Charmanders that look slightly different to other Charmanders. Some may be a different colour, others may have wings. They each have their own special powers. Well-known Myth Manders are Gover and Kage. Others include Moonblade, Silverclaws, Angel Wings and more. (Looks impressed) Wow! They sound interesting.
UberDragonite: (Turns towards Kage) Hey, I didn't know you were special.
Kage: (Grins sheepishly) Yeah, well I'm the third strongest Myth Mander. I'm the son of Gover and Zilah. My real name isn't Kage, but Bronreus.
Blissey: (Looks confused) Bronzil? But why do you call yourself Kage?
Kage: That's just my interview name, but mainly it's because I didn't want anyone else to know that I was some kind of special Charmander.
UberDragonite: You don't look any different.
Kage: (Narrows his eyes) Oh, really? (Glows silvery-white for a few seconds and then standing there is a bronze coloured Charmander with gold stomach, under tail, flame and claws; as well as silver eyes. A pair of medium-sized bronze and gold wings with silver glitter on the gold part grows on his back.) Ha! What do you think of me now?
Blissey: Impressive. Ok Kage, do your stuff.
Kage: (Nods) right, here goes nothing. (Jumps in front of Fierystreak, who is still stomping Cars and smashing buildings) Oy, you have to quit this before you really hurt somebody!
Fierystreak: (Growls as the tip of her turquoise horn glows a greenish-blue and her eyes glow golden. She blasts Kage with a bluish-green coloured beam)
Kage: Ow! (Falls over, but slowly gets back up again) Now it's time to try my own ability. (Flaps his wings and rises into the air) Here goes! (His wings burst into flames as he flaps them harder) Let's go! Flaming Wings! (Rushes towards Fierystreak, who squirts out a blast of water from her muzzle at Kage)
UberDragonite: (As Kage falls from the sky and lands with a thud on the ground) I thought Espeons couldn't learn water attacks. I'm sure that was a Water Gun.
Lccorp2: Very powerful Water Gun if you ask me.
Culbo: (Still hasn't gotten over her rudeness) Jeez, what's the hell is wrong with you, Kage? Man, can't you (Censored) change her back or something?
Kage: (Slowly gets up and rubs a cut on the end of his tail) Obviously not, but if you think you can do better go right ahead.
Culbo: (Huffs and turns towards Mew) Does that (Censored) book say anything about Fierystreak's (Censored) form?
Mew: It might have something about it. (Flicks to a couple of pages, reads a certain page and then grins) Here it is! Fierystreak's Ultimate Espeon form: Lacking an actual name Fierystreak only becomes this form when she gets angry. She is able to cause total destruction and can only be stopped by Lazuli.
Culbo: What? Do we have to find some (Censored) stone or something?
Blissey: No, at least I don't think so.
UberDragonite: Maybe it's a name from one of her creatures or something.
Blissey: Actually, it sounds familar.
(Suddenly the Legendary Pokémon escape from their Pokéballs, which were on the ground. UberDragonite picks them up and puts them in his pocket to give to Fierystreak later.)
Blissey: (Cheerfully despite the situation) Hey guys, what's up?
Raikou: Nothing much except we know whom Lazuli is and how to find her.
Culbo: (Impatiently) so, just (Censored) tell us already!
Zapdos: (Lazily) Patience.
Entei: (Coughs) um...yeah, anyway Lazuli happens to be a companion of Fierystreak. Er, she's actually a Pokémon, but looks extremely different. I wouldn't get her angry either. (Leads them towards a small hut)
Mewtwo: This place seems deserted. (Knocks on door) Hello, anyone home?
UberDragonite: (Nervously, because he's expecting some sort of large Pokémon such as a Charizard or something) What if she tries to eat us for disturbing her?
Entei: (Shakes his head) She won't eat ya. She can't anyway.
Culbo: (Flicks her tail irritably) This (Censored) waiting is really peeing me off.
Lccorp2: (Annoyed) Jeez, I wish Fierystreak would heal you already. Your rudeness is really annoying and hard to live with.
Culbo: (Growls, but doesn't do anything else)
(Suddenly the door opens and standing there is a very small creature. Blissey, UberDragonite, Culbo and Lccorp2 let out a gasp, while the Legendary Pokémon and Kage just smirk at their surprised faces.)
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Yeah, this is beginning to sound like an actually story with humour in it. Anyway, just who is Lazuli? Well, you'll have to find out in the next chapter but you can have a guess if you want to. Obviously she's a small Pokémon.
Oh, and everyone of the Legendary Pokémon each has a different personality. I'll list them down here.
Articuno: She's the type that doesn't like fighting and seems to mother the other legendaries.
Zapdos: He is the most laziest of the legendaries and tends to make one-word answers or very short sentences.
Moltres: The Hockey-loving Bird of Fire, Moltres is the bird with a fiery temper. Easily angered, he can be come a deadly hard to control fiery opponent.
Mewtwo: Mostly keeps to himself, but it's obvious that he likes Mew. He's the most serious of the legendaries.
Mew: Always playful and loves to muck around. Her curiosity usually gets the better of her and she sometimes gets into trouble.
Raikou: He is usually the one who just goes right out there and does things. Never hesitating to attack gets him into a lotta trouble.
Entei: Always full of wise advise this fiery beast is totally capable of protecting the others, except for when he's drinking Lava in a Bottle.
Suicune: He's the most mischievous and childish of the Legendary Pokémon. Always cheerful and playful, this Watery Beast can become clueless most off the time. Basically, he's the kid of the legendaries.
Lugia: Fierystreak's Number One Target, he's easily annoyed and that always seems to get him into trouble. Even though Fierystreak constantly hurts him in Legendary Crazy he doesn't have the heart to get revenge on her, which actually shows just how much those two are best friends.
Ho-oh: She's a bit of a Drama Queen that thinks she's the most beautiful Pokémon to ever be discovered. Despite this she actually helps the others out a lot and doesn't mind giving free rides.
Celebi: She's usually the one to patch things up with the other legendaries if things get outta hand.
Well, that's actually the end of the weird food thing. Ha! Ha! Who would've thought that all I had to do was get angry and change? (Shrugs) Anyway, you should be reviewing now. Go on, get going.
(Taps foot impatiently) What? Are you still reading this? GET GOING AND REVIEW!
Still here, huh? Well, I know how to fix that. I'll just not write anything else here, so you won't have anything to read and you can get to review this chapter.
Fierystreak
PS: Does anyone know where I can find a site that has the Ruby/Sapphire Pokémon attacks and stuff? I need it for The Anthro Gang and a few other fics. Thanks.