Legendary Crazy
A/N: Yes, humour shall rule the world of this fic. The best thing about this fic is that I'm now back to Lugia bashing. Weeeeee, what fun! Anyway, you know the drill. Read and then review. Can't get any simple then that. ^_^.
Chapter 10
Culbo: (Outraged) we're going to be saved from a giant two-legged Espeon by a Kitten with different colours?
Entei: Ah, yeah. I guess you could say that. Only, this is no ordinary Kitten.
UberDragonite: (Looks confused) Guys, it's a deep blue and greenish blue Skitty with blue-green eyes.
Blissey: Oh yeah, it is too.
Culbo: (Mumbling) Lost for brains.
Lccorp2: (Waving hand at Lazuli) so, how is this little Skitty going to help us?
Lazuli: (Outraged) Little Skitty? I'll show you little Skitty you loser! (She jumps on Lccorp2 and starts attacking him.)
Lccorp2: (Rolling on the ground while being attacked by Lazuli) Aaaahhaaa! Mad Skitty! Mad Skitty! I'm been attacked by a mad Skitty! (Softly) I think I'm gonna die.
Culbo: Well, at least we have one less person to worry about. (Looks around) Has anyone seen my frying pan?
UberDragonite: (Whistles innocently) Gee, I wonder where it went?
Culbo: (Now frantic) Nobody leaves till we find my frying pan! I never leave without it!
UberDragonite: (Continues whistling as he sneakily pushes Culbo's frying pan into a nearby pond) Nope, I haven't seen it anywhere. (Tries his best to look innocent)
Culbo: (Continuing to look around) Where the (Censored) is my (Censored) frying pan?
Blissey: In the kitchen maybe?
Culbo: Don't be an (Censored) idiot. Of course it's not (Censored) there!
Suicune: Maybe you left it back at the bus.
Culbo: (Shakes her head) No, I think I hit Fierystreak with it.
(A minute passes as Culbo tries to keep her cool. Yeah like that would happen in this fic.)
Culbo: Where the (Censored) hell is my (Censored) frying pan? If I (Censored) find that anyone (Censored) got rid of my (Censored) frying pan I'll use everyone single (Censored) one of my (Censored) attacks!
Blissey: Ah, Culbo!
Culbo: I (Censored) mean it, because I am one (Censored) pissed off Were-Raichu with a (Censored) attitude, so don't (Censored) mess with me!
Blissey: Culbo!
Culbo: And if anyone dares to (Censored) interrupts me while I'm (Censored) yelling God help them!
Blissey: (Gulps nervously) Er...Culbo?
Culbo: What do you (Censored) want?
Blissey: (Pointing to one direction) the others have already left.
Culbo: (Looks angry) I (Censored) knew that! (Storms of towards the others)
Blissey: (Thoughtfully) Hopefully we can get her back too normal otherwise I might turn into her. (Shivers at the thought) Then we'd have two Culbos to worry about. (Runs off after Culbo and the others)
(Twenty minutes later they're back were they left Fierystreak, who has finished stomping whatever she can find and is now snoozing on the ground.)
UberDragonite: (Looks at Fierystreak's large form) Um, so how do you wake up a giant Espeon-like creature with the power to turn you into dust in about less then one second flat?
Lccorp2: (Holds up feather) tickle her?
Blissey: (Shrugs) worth a try.
(So, Lccorp2 slowly and nervously creeps up towards the still peacefully sleeping Fierystreak. Using the feather, he tickles her on the nose. Her nose twitches, she sneezes and then both of her eyes open.)
Fierystreak: (Looks around sleepily) Gah? (Notices Lccorp2 standing right level with her front paws and gives him an angry glare.) HHHHHRRRROOOOAAARRR! (Stands up on all fours, lifts up a paw, swings it forward and sends Lccorp2 flying off towards the horizon)
Culbo: (Shielding her eyes from the sun as she watches Lc fly far away) Hey, not bad.
Blissey: (Sniggers)
Culbo: Hey wait, you knew that Fierystreak would do something like that didn't you?
Blissey: 'Cause, after all he was the one who angered her.
Culbo: Oh.
Entei: (Coughs to get everyone's attention) Ahem, Lazuli would you like to do the honours?
Lazuli: 'Cause. (Her eyes start to glow Lapis Lazuli and the end part of her tail is now glowing Turquoise like the gemstones. After a while a Lapis Lazuli and Turquoise light surrounds Fierystreak and when it clears she's back to being her usual Espeon Anthro self.)
Fierystreak: (Holding hand to head) Whoa, ok major headache. (Looks around at the others) I'm glad to see that you guys weren't hurt. (Notices Lazuli, who eyes and tail are now back to their original colour and aren't glowing anymore) Hey, Lazuli nice to see you.
Lazuli: Nice to see you, too.
Fierystreak: (Smiles, but then notices that someone is missing) Hey, where's Lc?
Culbo: (Casually) Oh, you send him flying off towards the horizon.
Fierystreak: (Noticing that Culbo is still her rude and non-caring self.) Oh, well we better go find him then. (Is about to head off, but then stops) Hey, Lazuli do you reckon you could change Culbo back to normal?
Lazuli: It'll be easy. (Her eyes and tail end start to glow once more and the powerful light surrounds Culbo. When it wears off Culbo is standing there looking surprised)
Culbo: (Looking at herself all over, since she's now back to her human form) Wow, I'm me again. At least I think I am. (Turns to Lazuli) Why did I change back to human?
Lazuli: (Shrugs) It just does that, but you still have your Were-Raichu abilities, so don't worry.
Culbo: Oh, ok then. Well, let's go find Lccopr2 then.
Suicune: Yeah, let's.
(Forty minutes later the group has found themselves near a river. Nearby is a worn out and ragged furred Umbreon with blue rings.)
Fierystreak: (Keeling beside him) Uh, Lc?
Lc: (Slowly opens him eyes and groans) Ah, I'm fine. (Stands up on wobbly legs) Just didn't think Umbreons could fly so far.
UberDragonite: Yeah, it did take us a bit of a while to get here.
Lugia: (Impatiently) So, what now?
Fierystreak: Well, I think this chapter is now over with.
Lugia: (Surprised) What? But it's way too short!
Fierystreak: It's not THAT short!
Lugia: (Grumbles) is too.
Fierystreak: (Giving in to stop an argument) Ok, so it is short, but I'll promise everyone a longer chapter next time or something.
Lugia: Well, at least I didn't get hurt in this chapter.
Fierystreak: (Clicks her fingers) Hey, you've just suddenly reminded me! Thanks, Lugia. (Kisses the startled Lugia on the beak)
Lugia: Uh, you're welcome. (Mutters) Why do I keep doing that?
Fierystreak: (Holds a stick of dynamite at Lugia) Hey, hold this for me please.
Lugia: (Takes the stick of dynamite, which has already been lit) For how long?
Fierystreak: (Casually) Oh, until the flame reaches the end of the string.
Lugia: Oh.
Fierystreak: Heh! (She and everyone else except for Lugia starts running for their life)
Lugia: (Yells after them) Hey, wait! Where are you all going? (Shrugs and then stares at the stick he's hold in his right wing) Wait, this is a Dynamite Stick. Well, that is exactly what Fierystreak said it was. Uh-oh.
(Meanwhile the others have gotten as far as possible away from Lugia and the stick of Dynamite.)
Lccorp2: So, do you usually try to blow up Lugia?
Fierystreak: No, I just wanted to try something way different.
Culbo: What bad stuff have you done to him?
Fierystreak: (Casually) Oh, squished him with different heavy objects such as a Blue Whale or a Snorlax; made him swim in electrified water; used multiple Psychic, fire and dark type attacks on him; and-
Far off in the distance: BOOM!
Fierystreak: -now I've blown him up.
Culbo: Very witty.
Lccorp2: So, what happens to Lugia now that he's been blown up?
Fierystreak: Well, I usually use my Author powers to heal him or bring him back to life again.
Culbo: Oh, so are you going to do that?
Fierystreak: Maybe later. (She and the others walk off)
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Ok kinda short, but then again I didn't really have much to add to it now that everything is pretty much back to normal. No, this isn't the last chapter. Definitely not. I mean, do you really think everyone would be happy with just ten whole chapters of crazy Legendary Pokémon humour with me and guest appearances? No? I didn't think so. Anyway, major apology to all Lugia fans. I happen to be one myself. If you would like me to leave Lugia alone and go injure someone else then just tell me which one should be the new target. Yes, that does include Hoenn Legendaries. Which reminds me. Hoenn legendaries shall be appearing in this fic soon, so I hope you can wait to see you new legendary favourites. Oh course, I'm going to end this Author's Note with the usual one word. *Clicks fingers and Kage appears*
Kage: What's up?
Fierystreak: Oh, just the usual 'you-know-what' thing again.
Kage: Oh, that.
(Kage uses his tail flame to form the word 'REVIEW' in large, fiery writing.)
Fierystreak: Thanks Kage.
Kage: No problem. (He leaves)
Fierystreak: Well you've read the fiery writing, so get going. Start reviewing. I didn't actually write this fics just to get ignored by you readers. Anyway, I'll see next chapter or new Author's Note I have to do.
Fierystreak