A/N: Woo, the 12th chapter is finally up! Anyway, on with fic. BTW, this story is really suppose to be in the eleventh chapter, but since Blissey wanted a chapter in which he was picked on I decided to put that in the eleventh chapter.
(The usual gang plus the newly joined member Moon Girl were walking alone the beach as bored as hell. Apart from a few cuts and bruises Blissey was completely all right.)
Lugia: (Scrowls) this is stupid. I mean, come on! We are all a bunch of intelligent life that should be able to find something to do in our spare time.
Fierystreak: (Looks up at Lugia) Wait a minute! Did you say we are ALL a bunch of intelligent life?
Lugia: (Nods) Yeah, so your point is…?
Fierystreak: (Shakes head) There's something seriously wrong with that sentence.
Culbo: (Rubs hands together) Come on, get going 'cause I have a frying pan with your name on it.
Fierystreak: (Blinks and then looks at Culbo's frying pan, expecting to see a name on it) Really? Where?
Culbo: (Sighs and drags her to a particular direction) Come on, let's just get moving.
Fierystreak: (While being dragged) this is such a drag.
Culbo: (Stops pulling Fiery and glances down at her) that was a stupid joke.
Fierystreak: (Stands up and brushes herself off) I like to hear you make a better one.
Culbo: I don't need to. I have the da-da-da! (Holds up frying pan) The Evil Frying Pan of Doom or simply TEFPD! (Waves it around)
Fierystreak: (Blinks) Um…is it the Frying Pan that's the doom or the person holding it?
Culbo: (Swings TEFPD towards Fiery in a fast swift motion) Shut up or I'll let you have it with the flat side.
Fierystreak: (Shrugs) not that it would matter.
Moon Girl: (Excitedly) Come on we got a show to go don't you know?
UberDragonite: (Blinks in confusion) we do?
Moon Girl: (Shakes head) Actually I had this sudden urge for rhyming, but I guess it wasn't the right timing.
Blissey: It sure wasn't.
Lccorp2: Come on let's move it before we block traffic or something.
Raikou: Ok I'm confused. I thought there were no traffic on the beach.
Fierystreak: (Shakes head) No there isn't. It was just a stupid sentence Lc just had to say.
Raikou: It is? (Pauses) It is. (Shrugs and then runs to catch up with the others)
(Five minutes later the gang makes it to the beach. There aren't a lot of people here, which happens to be a good thing if you have Legendaries hanging around you.)
Mew: (Zooming around in fast speed) The beach! The beach! I love the beach!
Mewtwo: (Looks up at her in surprise) How do you know? You've never been to the beach.
Mew: Oh, yeah. (Glares at Fiery) Bad Anthro.
Fierystreak: (Defensively) Hey, it wasn't my fault. I never knew what a beach was until just a few minutes ago.
Everyone except Fiery: O.o
Fierystreak: Or maybe I did. I can't remember.
Entei: (Shakes head) Well, anyway let's just hit the beach.
Suicune: (Looks at the sand) The sand isn't hard is it?
Raikou: Um…no.
Suicune: Good. (Hits the sand with both front paws)
Everyone, except Suicune: O.o
Zapdos: Anyway, we better find a spot before it's all taken.
Moltres: Why do we have to go in the beach? I HATE the beach! All that water and stuff.
Entei and Ho-Oh: (Nod in agreement)
Suicune: (Dives into the water) Then stay away from the water, ya losers! (Cackles)
(They group find a spot to relax in, but there seems to be a single girl not too far away from them. She notices them and walks over to say something to them.)
Mewtwo: (Notices the girl) Uh-oh, someone's coming.
(The girl had brown hair just past her shoulders and sapphire eyes. On her forehead was a red gem. No wait! It was gold! Not it's black! Oh, for Christ's sake! It's an ever-changing gem! Let's just leave it at that! There was a fine coat of tan fur that was impossible to see with the naked eyes and wouldn't have been noticed if this person was actually touched. She wore a red, one sleeved top made from ripping apart a red sweater that exposes a few inches of her stomach. She also wore a pair of jeans shorts that looked like as if it had been ripped and a pair of white sneakers. Around her head was what appeared to be a red band made up from a torn bottom of a T-shirt.)
Culbo: I wonder what she wants?
UberDragonite: Only one way to find out. Let's just hear what she has to say.
Girl: (Casually) Hello.
Fierystreak, Culbo, UberDragonite, Moon Girl and Lccorp2: Hi!
Girl: I'm Brianna or just Bri for short.
(The others introduce themselves)
Brianna: (Trying to look for the right words) So, do you guys usually hang out with Legendaries?
Moon Girl: Well, I'm new here.
Fierystreak: They belong to me. I caught them a few months ago.
Lugia: Yeah, and I regretted that day.
Fierystreak: Oh, hush!
Brianna: I see. (Stares Fiery up and down) So, you're a…?
Fierystreak: Esmegia Hybrid. (Gets a confused look) Don't ask.
Brianna: Um…right. Er…mind if I hang out for a while.
Zapdos: Any particular reason?
Brianna: Yeah, you lot look like a bunch of strange people to hang around and seeing that I'm strange myself I was thinking-
Blissey: You'd join us?
Brianna: Yeah, that's right.
Lugia: (Turns eagerly to Fierystreak) We can't keep adding in new people to this rather weird group. It might be too dangerous.
Brianna: Well, actually you see I'm strange 'cause I'm a Mondran. My DNA was tampered by Team Rocket, which means that I have all abilities and traits of ALL Pokémon. So, basically I have the capability of frying you to a crisp chip with an electrical attack.
Lugia: (Gulps) Ok, you're in. (Turns to the others) She's in, right?
(The rest nod mutely)
Brianna: (Smiles pleasantly) Good. So, what kind of freaky abilities do you lot have? (Glances at Fiery) You need to tell me what kind you have.
Fierystreak: (Turns away mutely)
Blissey: Well, actually UberDragonite and I are normal as far as we can tell. We don't seem to have any abilities whatsoever. We're just Fiery's friend, that's all.
Fierystreak: Yeah, they wanted to join and I said yes before I knew this was gonna turn into a Freak Group, so…
Brianna: I see. (Turns to Culbo and Lccorp2) And what about you two? I already know that Moon Girl is an Umbreon Hybrid.
Lccorp2: I'm a Were-Umbreon as a matter of fact.
Brianna: You mean that deadly killer one people are on the lookout for?
Lccorp2: Yeah.
Culbo: And I'm a Were-Raichu. A beautiful Holy one in the day and a vicious Devil one in the night.
Brianna: (Truthfully) Sounds interesting. I'm sure we'll make a fine group.
Fierystreak: (Pokes tongue out) Bah! This is supposed to be the Legendaries chance to shine not ability-capable beings.
Culbo: Aw! Come on, Fiery. Cheer up! I believe that we may have a good friendship going on in the future. And if we do end up not becoming really great friends then well, maybe being murderously attacked won't be so bad after all.
Fierystreak: Thanks, that makes me feel so much better. --'
Culbo: No problem. Always glad to help.
Fierystreak: Gah! --'
Mew: (Rubs paws together) Well, now that we've gotten the introduction over with let's HIT THE BEACH!
Suicune: Aw, but my paws hurt from hitting it before.
Brianna: EXCUSE ME?
Fierystreak: (Shakes head) Trust me, ya don't wanna know. (Thinks) And I wish I never did. Phew! Training a dumb Suicune is a tough job.
Suicune: Yeah, that Suicune must be very difficult to train if you're complaining about him.
Fierystreak: (Slaps hand to forehead) Oh, boy! --'
Mew: So, are we going swimming or not?
Culbo: Yep, we're going swimming. Well, those of us who can swim of course.
Lugia: (Clicks tongue impatiently) So, what exactly are we waiting for?
Culbo: Good question. (Sits down to ponder)
Fierystreak: (Pulls her up) Oh, for Christ sake Let's just hit…no cross that. Let's just go for a swim or something.
Culbo: (Perks up at the word 'hit') I thought you'd never ask.
Fierystreak: What? I didn't even ask any- (Gets whacked on the head by a frying pain and falls twitching to the ground) Hate…it…when…you…do…that.
Culbo: (Smiles brightly) Hehehehehe!
Brianna: Does this always happen?
UberDragonite: Well, yeah. Considering that we haven't been together for a long time.
Brianna: (Looks down at the twitching Fiery on the ground) Er…I see.
Ho-Oh: But it is still pretty much an everyday thing.
Moltres: Unless Culbo still has the effects of the chocolate cupcake of weirdness. (Shivers at the memory)
Brianna: (Totally Confused) Excuse me?
Mewtwo: Never mind. Trust me, you don't wanna know.
Brianna: I'll take your world for it. So, what do you guys usually do?
Lugia: Well, if Fiery was in top condition or any condition besides on the floor she'd be causing pain to me right about now.
Brianna: She doesn't seem the cruel type to me. More like the bizarre type.
Fierystreak: (Gets up with a grown) I heard that! Besides Blissey, UberDragonite and the Pokémon we are ALL freaks!
Moon Girl: Oh, I wouldn't think of it has 'freak'. More like Unique or just a different species altogether.
Raikou: (Dances) Happy days, she's not rhyming anymore!
Everyone, except for Raikou: O.o
Raikou: (Stops dancing) What?
UberDragonite: (Shakes his head) Never mind. (Fiery makes a choking noise) What's up with you?
Fierystreak: Hate those two words together. (Shivers)
Blissey: (Smirks) I think I can see why.
Celebi: (Takes deep breath) Sooooooooooooooooo, what's next.
Articuno: Well, we haven't hit the beach yet.
Suicune: (Wailing) But I've already hit it twice! Why do I have to do it again?
Culbo: Er…Suicune, it's a figure of speech.
Suicune: Really? So, Speech has a sandy figure and is yellowish? (Dances around) Look at my figure. So, much more pretty.
Fierystreak: (Steps back away from the water dog) Suicune, even for you that's just scary.
Suicune: (Still dancing happily) Thanks!
Fierystreak: Pah! --'
Briana: You lot sure are a crazy grup. Come on, let's hit the water.
Suicune: But my paws will go through!
Everyone, but Suicune: Oh, shut up!
(The group heads off to the water for a quick swim. Exect for Moltres, Ho-Oh and Entei of course)
Author's Notes: Phew! Despite taking ages for this chapter to appear it is not however the last chapter. I was just simply busy and should be back on track with this humour fic. Sadly, this is probably not as good as Kage's Pokémon Author Humour Fic, but it's the only main humour fic I have left and I wish Kage's fic wasn't deleted in the first place.Oh, before I leave I need your help with one thing. I'm wondering which fic to update next, so I'm gonna put a list down here and all you have to do is choose which one I should update next.
1.Change In A Heartbeat
2.The Anthro Gang
3.The Anthro Gang: Humour Version
4.The Eeveelution Gang
5.Strange Happenings (New series)
6.Pokéquest: Kanto (New Series)
7.Pokéanthromorphs (New Series)
Please only pick one and leave it at your review box, but also don't forget to leave in an actual review of this chapter.
Fierystreak