When Interviews Go Wrong

Chapter 1: An Introduction of Pure Trouble

Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Trigun, or Inuyasha, and do not claim to. I hold acclaims to myself and myself only. Nicole, Sheilah, and Max own themselves, too. We're not sick people, you know!

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Welcome to the fan-fiction, When Interviews Go Wrong. Please buckle your seat-belt and keep yourself from attempting any of the following at all times. Failure to comply may result in craziness, lack of sense, and loss of IQ points.

Character Descriptions (To Add to Your Prior Knowledge):
Max: A short, young boy who is extremely fast and loves to insult or further irritate his sister, Alex. Max also plays video games 24/7! (o.O)

Nikki: An older girl with blue eyes (Nikki: like saphires!), short hair, and a special style. Nikki is also best friends with Alex and Sheilah. (Nikki: And I'm eeeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiil!)

Sheilah: An older but shorter Korean girl with long dark-brown hair and brown eyes. Sheilah is also best friends with Nikki and Alex.

Alex: An older girl with long, long brown hair, brown/hazel eyes, a bossy attitude, and two best friends—Sheilah and Nikki. Alex is also the author of this story, whom is talking in third person…

ON WITH THE CHAOS! MWUAHAHAHA!

Max: ::sets down the expensive camera he was given to wonder in amazement:: Oh, cool! It's really Vash!!

Alex: ::rolls eyes:: No, it's the sand man, Max. Now, lettuce—

Max: ::steals Vash's glasses running off with them::

Vash: HEY! Those are mine!! ::races after Max::

Alex: ::groans:: Max!!

Max: ::climbs up a ladder, grinning down at Vash as he kicks it away from the high platform:: They're mine now!

Vash: Give them back! ::jumps up and down, trying to grab Max, but missing by a loooong ways::

Legato: ::steps inside the studio, finishing off a hot dog and surveying his surroundings:: Is this the ANS Filming Studio? ::spotting Max, he smiles a wicked smile and runs to Vash, taking his gun::

Vash: No!

Nikki: ::walks in amid the chaos:: Hey! Alex! Konnichiwa!

Alex: Hiya, Nikki! Hey… u.u I thought I told you guys, no fighting whatsoever. If you're going to do that, Sheilah will banish you to darkness!

Nikki: Hey that's—

Sheilah: ::appears out of nowhere ontop of Alex:: Where's Inuyasha?

Alex: Get…off!

Vash: o.O;; Where did sh—OH NO! IT'S SHEILAH!! ::runs in a circle, screaming like a little girl::

Legato: O.O OH NO, NOT HER!! ::totally forgets about the excitement of having Vash's gun::

Sheilah: ::glares at Alex:: What did you guys tell them?!

Alex: ::stares at the ground, shuffling the dirt around with her feet:: Oh, nothing, just—

Sheilah: WHAT DID YOU TELL THEM??

Alex: ::whimpers:: I was just trying to get them to behave…

Sheilah: TELL ME!!!

Alex: I'm sorry, I told them you'd banish them to darkness if they—

Max: ::bursts out laughing from high above::

Alex: ::indignant:: Why are you laughing?!

Nikki: ::giggles::

Alex: HEY!

Legato: ::is clueless::

Vash: ::quietly puts the ladder back into place, sneaking it up silently::

Sheilah: ::starts giggling::

Alex: . STOP LAUGHING AT ME!

Nikki: ::bursts out laughing::

Alex: T.T Pleeeeease?

No one ceases their laughter.

Vash: ::slowly crawls towards Max; suddenly, the beam him and Max are on breaks:: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Max: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Nikki: ::laughs harder, rolling on the ground, sobbing, and pointing at Max at the same time::

Alex: ::just shakes her head, thinking: I'm surrounded by idiots…::

Sheilah: ::laughs at Max now::

Alex: Max is such an i-- ::spots Vash:: Vash! Did you do that?!

Vash: ::sticks head out of the rubble; the one beam caused a series of falling things:: . Help me…

Max: ::lands on top of Vash; blink:: I didn't do it! Really!

Vash: ::spits out a piece of cardboard; in a small voice:: Can you get offa me? Please?

Alex: ::rolls eyes, sighing:: Can we get on with it now?

Sheilah: ::blink::

Max: ::starts to get up, then thinks better of it, mulling over a plan, and then finally speaking:: Only if I can keep your sunglasses and gun.

Legato: o.o ::hides Vash's gun in his pocket and starts to back towards the door::

Vash: ::whines:: You can't keep THOSE!! Anything but that…

Max: Then I won't budge.

Legato: ::laughs:: Go little kid, go! ::tosses Max a coconut::

Max: OW! ::falls off Vash when the coconut hits him in the head::

Alex: O.O That was totally uncalled for…

Sheilah: Yay!

Nikki: o.O

Vash: FINALLY! ::crawls out of the rubble, brushing off::

Alex: Okay, time to get this show on the road, peoples! ::grabs the gun out of a complaining Legato's pocket (yes, she saw that) and the sunglasses from Max, handing them from Sheilah:: Can you put these in a safe place until we're done?

Vash: No, they're mine!

Sheilah: Why?

Alex: ::groans:: Please, just do it…

Sheilah: ::blink:: Why?

Alex: SO THEY WON'T MESS AROUND, THEREFOR DESTROYING OUR CHANCE OF MAKING ANY MONEY WHATSOEVER AND LETTING MY $5,000 GO TO WASTE!

Nikki: They're gonna do that regardless…

Sheilah: Geez… ::disappears, appearing a moment later without the gun and glasses::

Vash: ::whines:: Meanie…

Alex: ::strides over to Max, shoving children's pain reliever in his mouth and forcing him to swallow::

Max: Owmf!

Alex: ::sits in a chair, waiting for the medicine to take effect::

Nikki: I'm bored.

Alex: Good for you.

Sheilah: I'm bored, too.

Alex: u.u Then you're a boring person, now, aren't you?

Sheilah: Cool!!

Alex: -.- ::shakes head::

After 10 minutes of endless nothing, the pain reliever takes effect.

Max: Hurry up! I don't have all day here.

Alex: ::opens her mouth to retort something, but instead it turns into a deadly sweet smile:: Lettuce begin. ::turns to look at the maniac in a white coat:: Legato…

Legato: Leave me outta this crazy stuff! ::heads for the exit::

Alex: ::opens a door with a lock on it, pushing a huge red button; bars slam over every exit::

Nikki: o.O;;

Sheilah: …….

Max: ::plotting to embarrass his sister, Alex, on tape::

Legato: ::bangs on the door, screaming like a girl:: AAAH SAVE ME! THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME BE FRIENDS WITH VASH!!!

Alex: o.O;; We are?

Nikki: Nuhuh!

Sheilah: o.O;;

Vash: O.O Is THAT what this is all about?! ::screams girlishly, runs to the door, and assists Legato in making a racket by pounding on the door:: LET ME OUT OF HERE!

Alex: ::sighs:: -.- This is going to take a loooooooong time…

----Until Next Time, Fellow Gunsmoke Citizens,----

(Drum role!)

Asesu

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