When Interviews Go Wrong
Chapter 2: Legato's New White Coat
Disclaimer: ::throws a fit:: I don't own Trigun, or Inuyasha, or my brother (as a person slave), or anything…But I wanna!
Nikki and Sheilah own themselves, and I own me.
Welcome to the fan-fiction, When Interviews Go Wrong. Please buckle your seat-belt and keep yourself from attempting any of the following at all times. Failure to comply may result in craziness, lack of sense, and loss of IQ points.
LETTUCE WITNESS THE CHAOS!
Max: ::holds his hands over his ears:: STOP!
Alex: ::pulls a thin sword out of the air:: We're not trying to make you be friends…
Nikki: ::pulls out her steel re-enforced (paper) fan::
Sheilah: ::pulls out a block of cheese:: Yay! Cheese! ::eats it::
Alex: ::stops for a second to listen:: …Did someone say cheese?
Sheilah: Yup.
Alex: O.O ::stares at the cheese Sheilah's eating:: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHEILAH!!!
Sheilah: ::blink:: Wha—
Alex: ::tackles Sheilah and wrestles the cheese away from her::
Sheilah: NO! MY CHEESE! ::grabs it back::
Alex: . It's poisonous! ::grabs it and swallows it whole::
Sheilah: HEY! THAT WAS MY CHEESE!!
Alex: ::coughs:: Eww…
Nikki: ::bangs Legato on the head with the fan:: STOP MAKING A RACKET!
Legato: OUCH!
Alex: ::turns back to the situation at hand and groans:: BEHAVE YOURSELVES, WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU BE FRIENDS!
Vash: ::pauses pounding on the door to turn his head and look at her:: You aren't?
Alex: For heaven's sake, no!
Vash: Okay… ::stops pounding and leans against the opposite wall, arms crossed::
Alex: Legato! Stop it! ::moves towards him with her sword::
Nikki: ::follows::
Sheilah: More cheese! ::eats cheese that appears out of no where::
Legato: ::pounds harder:: NOW THEY'RE GOING TO HURT ME!!
Fan Girl: ::runs up to the other side of the door: Legato?? Is that really you?!
Legato: ::screams:: HELP ME!!
Alex: ::rolls eyes, moving to knock him out with the handle of her sword::
Legato: ::screams louder and more high pitched, causing a 4 x 4 piece of glass leaning against a wall to shatter:: SHE'S COMING AFTER ME WITH HER SWORD!!
Fan Girl: DON'T WORRY, I'LL HELP YOU! ::starts pounding on the other side, simply adding to the noise::
Alex: Oh just shut up!
Legato: ::runs around the room, screeching:: HELP! S.O.S.! MIDVALLEY! KNIVES! HOT DOG GODDESS! HELP ME!!
Alex: ::glances back at the others:: Help me catch him!
Sheilah: Why?
Nikki: But I like seeing Legato make you mad!
Vash: But you took my sunglasses and gun!
Alex: ::hits herself in the head, thinking: WHY in the world did I waste my money hiring my idiot of a brother to go after interviews with theTrigun crew?!::
Nikki: ::reads her mind, telepathing her the answer: You thought it would be fun and you'd make more money!::
Alex: ::jumps:: Don't do that!!!
Sheilah: Why do you want us to catch Legoto?
Alex: You spelled his name wrong! ::points to the typo in the script::
Sheilah: …You didn't answer my question.
Alex: So that I can knock him out and we can interview Vash (and THEN Legato, after Vash's gone!)!!
Sheilah: Oooooooooooooooooooh—I knew that!
Alex: ::smiles:: Now will you help me?
Max: We're not helping an idiot like you! I'm just in it for the money.
Alex: ::glares at Max:: I wasn't talking to you!
Nikki: ::follows the shrieking Legato with her eyes:: Anything to make him just stop!
Sheilah: Okay.
Vash: Do I get my stuff back if I help?
Alex: NO!
Nikki: Why not?
Sheilah: …
Alex: Because if we give them back Max will steal them, and this will go on forever!
Nikki: Let's give them back—it's fun to watch! Especially when Max get's hurt and it's not our fault.
Alex: ::giggles, then rolls her eyes and becomes stern once again:: Come on. ::sneaks up behind Legato::
Sheilah: ::looks at Nikki:: Have you seen Inuyasha?
Nikki: ::looks at Sheilah:: No. I didn't even know he came out of his era…Isn't he stuck there?
Sheilah: Poop.
Alex: Aha! ::tackles Legato::
Legato: AAAAAAAAAH HELP M—
Nikki: ::knocks him out::
Alex: ::nods a silent thank you::
Fan Girl: Legato? LEGATO?! ARE YOU OKAY???
Alex: We're playing a game…He's not the real Legato!
Fan Girl: …Whatever. ::goes off to do whatever Legato's fan girls do::
Vash: O.O I'm next.
Nikki: No, you're not. Unless you go off screaming like a little girl…
Vash: ::indignant:: Legato and I do NOT scream like little girls!!
Alex: Do too.
Vash: Do not!!
Max: ::fell asleep::
Sheilah: ::getting ready to pour water on Max's finger so he'll pee in his pants::
Nikki: Uhuh.
Vash: Prove it!
Alex: Gladly! ::walks towards him with her sword::
Vash: WAIT! NO!! DON'T PROVE IT!!!
Alex: How—Oh COME ON! We need to get this show on the road! Hey, Sheilah!
Sheilah: ::jumps when her name's called, causing the water to spill all over her and not Max::
Alex: …Which of us is going to be on camera?
Sheilah: o.o Not me.
Nikki: What about you?
Vash: Yea, Alex, you do it!
Alex: ::whines:: I don't want to do it!
Nikki: Well too bad.
Alex: That's not fair…Let's draw strings! ::walks over to Vash, looking for loose threads::
Vash: What are you doing??
Alex: Looking for strings we can use. ::pulls one off his coat::
Vash: Hey!! ::backs away::
Alex: ::stares at him::
Nikki: ::blink::
Sheilah: ::searches her own clothes for strings, finds two:: We have enough now!
Alex: Good! ::takes all of them, putting them together:: Uh…
Sheilah: Uh oh…
Nikki: What?
Vash: …
Alex: One's red and the others are purple…
Nikki: Oh.
Sheilah: Never mind. ::pulls off another string for them to use::
Alex: Thanks! ::takes it, tossing the string off of Vash's coat aside::
Vash: Hey!! You mean you tore off that string for NOTHING?!
Max: ::jumps and wakes up, groggily looking around me::
Alex: Here, Vash, hold these for us. ::hands the strings to Vash::
Vash: …Okay… ::holds them together::
Max: ::spots the strings and has a sudden plan::
Sheilah: ::draws a string::
Nikki: ::draws one::
Alex: ::draws her own string, putting it up against the other two::
Nikki: Well look whose string is the shortest…
Max: ::grabs all the strings, running off::
Nikki: ::skips after Max, pulling off a shoe:: DIE!!
Alex: ::stops her:: Did you see whose was shortest?
Nikki: No, I was just bluffing…
Sheilah: Not again…
Alex: ::runs after Max, screaming:: GIVE THEM BACK, WE NEED THOSE!!
Nikki: ::chases Max, too:: I'LL GET HIM!!!
Max: NO! THEY'RE MINE NOW!!
Vash: u.u Oh no, here we go again…Hey! ::brightens up:: Do I get to knock out Alex this time?!
Nikki, Alex, and Sheilah: NO!!!
Mwuahahaa, Chapter 2 is Done!
The chaos has only begun…It has yet to truly unfold!
Just wait until WOLFWOOD arrives!!
Oooooh and Knives…
----Until Next Time, Fellow Earth-Dwellers,----
(More drum role, better this time!)
Asesu
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