When Interviews Go Wrong
Chapter 3: Back to Business (Or Not)
Disclaimer: Alex=me. I own me. Max=Max, Sheilah=Sheilah, Nikki=Nikki, Trigun=Trigun owners, Inuyasha=Inuyasha owners. Don't tell me you didn't get that…
Welcome to the fan-fiction, When Interviews Go Wrong. Please buckle your seat-belt and keep yourself from attempting any of the following at all times. Failure to comply may result in craziness, lack of sense, and loss of IQ points.
::shakes head:: And it just gets crazy-er (is that really possible?)…
Alex: ::looks around for a second, then picks up the coconut laying, undamaged, on the floor:: I'm warning you, Max! Now that I know it's not gonna kill you, I'm not so worried about hitting you with a coconut!
Sheilah: That's gonna hurt…
Legato Ung… ::stands up, holding his head and looks around::
Alex: No! Not now! . ::runs over to Legato, hitting him on the head with the coconut to knock him out again::
Nikki: You didn't have to do that, I'll just banish him to darkness…
Legato: You do know that's how I usually open my coconuts anyway, right?
The coconut breaks in two and the pieces fall to the ground.
Alex: O.O That's not right.
Nikki: ::pulls out her steel re-enforced fan again::
Legato: NOT AGAIN!! ::starts running off::
Nikki: ::chases him:: DIE, EVIL LEGATO!!
Legato: ::stops screaming like a little girl for a second and stops running to say something important:: Now wait a se—
Nikki: ::knocks him out:: THERE!
Sheilah: I'm an idiot.
Nikki: Maybe we should get him a straightjacket…
Vash: …can I have my gun and glasses back now?
Alex: No!
Vash: ::whines:: Aww…
Sheilah: O.O Uh oh…
Alex and Nikki: What? ::stare at Sheilah::
Sheilah: ::mutters:: I forgot where I put them…
Alex: …Forgot what??
Sheilah: Vash's stuff…
Nikki: YOU BAKA!!
Alex: WHAT?!
Sheilah: I'm an idiot.
Vash: O.O MY SUNGLASSES! MY GUN!!
Max: ::starts taping the whole thing::
Alex: u.u You know, Sheilah, I have a way for dealing with things like that… ::walks towards Sheilah with her sword::
Sheilah: ???
Alex: ::smiles::
Nikki: ::pulls off a shoe::
Sheilah: O.O You wouldn't!!
Nikki: ::sneaks up behind Max::
Alex: You sure 'bout that?
Nikki: ::starts beating Max with her shoe::
Vash: ::blink; tries to watch both things at once::
Max: NO! STOP! I'M TRYING TO TAPE THIS!!
Nikki: THAT'S WHY I'M BEATING YOU!
Sheilah: O.O
Alex: ::runs towards her:: I'M GOING TO BASH OUT OF YOU WHERE YOU PUT THEM!!
Sheilah: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! ::runs around crazily::
Nikki: ::hits Max over and over with her shoe:: HA!
Max: OUCH! ::pushes the record button twice; off, then on again:: I TURNED IT OFF!!
Nikki: NUHUH!
Vash: O.O My stuff…
Alex: ::follows her, bashing her in the head with the flat of her sword the whole way:: SPIT IT OUT!
Sheilah and Max Together: OUCH! OUCHIE! STO—OUCH! STOP IT!!
Alex: And WHY should I stop?!
Nikki: STOP RECORDING!!
Sheilah: 'CAUSE IT HURTS!!!!!!
Max: ::turns the camera off:: I STOPPED!
Nikki: Good. ::stops beating him, putting her shoe back on::
Alex: ::bashes her once more, then stops:: I don't think bashing her head's going to help…
Nikki: No duh.
Max: ::drops the camera:: Geez…
Alex: ::twirls around to face Max, eyes blazing:: YOU DROPPED THE $2000 CAMERA!!
Max: o.o ::scrambles to pick it up:: No I didn't!
Alex: ::rolls eyes:: You're a liar and an idiot, but that's okay. I forgive you.
Max: He—
Alex: Nuh-nuh! Don't even!
Max: ::thinks: Someday I'll get her…::
Nikki: Not today, though!
Max: O.O You read my mind!!
Alex: Yea, she does that.
Nikki: So?
Max: O.O
Vash: ::is still shocked:: O.O Gone…Forever…
Alex: Hey! What about Legato? We need to find a straightjacket to use!
Sheilah: I HAVE ONE!
Alex: o.O;; And WHY do you have a straightjacket?
Nikki: o.O;;
Vash: O.O Gone…
Alex: Vash, shuddup!
Vash: ::snaps to attention in mock fear:: Y-yes ma'am!
Alex: o And DON'T call me ma'am!
Vash: Yes sir!
Alex: .;; You're annoying…Can you—
Sheilah: Be right back. ::disappears::
Max: ::switches the tapes in the camera so he can save the old footage while no one's looking::
Nikki: ::glances at Max a second too late::
Sheilah: Got it! ::hands the straightjacket to Alex::
Alex: ::takes it:: Hey…Why do you have a straightjacket?
Sheilah: It's for my brother.
Alex: o.O;; Sheilah's taken on a new personality…
Nikki: LET'S GO TIE UP GLYN!
Vash: ::blinks; thinks: I don't think I even want to know…::
Alex: ::walks over to Legato:: Um…
Nikki: ::follows Alex::
Max: ::sits on the ground, watching carefully::
Sheilah: I'm an idiot.
Max: ::whispers to himself:: Please let Legato wake up, please let Legato wake up….
Alex: ::stands over Legato:: How…
Nikki: …are you going to get him into that straightjacket?
Alex: I…o.o ::anime sweatdrop:: Someone has to take of his jacket…Lettuce do this the old fashioned way, k?
Nikki: K! One…
Max: ::grins evilly:: Two…
Nikki: ::grins evil-EST::
Sheilah: …Okay…
Vash: Old fashioned way?
Nikki: THREE! NOT IT!
Max: NOT IT!
Alex: NOT IT!
Sheilah: ??? ::a split second later she realizes what's going on:: OH! NOT IT!!
Vash: Uh…Not it?
Alex: Vash has to do it!
Vash: O.O What exactly?
Nikki: u.u That sounded wrong…
Alex: Take off Legato's jacket.
Vash: WHAT???
Alex: You heard me!
Vash: But why do I have to do it?
Max: You said not it last.
Vash: ::whines:: But I didn't know what we were doing!!
Sheilah: Let's do it again then…
Alex: Okay…
Max: One…
Nikki and Alex: Two…
Alex: ::glances at Nikki::
Nikki: ::glances at Alex::
Vash: Oh I think I get it!
Sheilah: THREE! NOT IT!
Max, Nikki, and Alex: NOT IT!
Vash: NOT IT!!
Alex: ::bursts out laughing:: Vash, you're so stupid!
Max: ::blink::
Vash: What?
Alex: ::laughs harder::
Nikki And
Sheilah: ::begin to laugh as well::
Vash: ::looks puzzled at Max:: What's so funny?
Max: ::shrugs:: It's a stupid girl thing.
Alex: ::coughs and stops laughing::
Nikki: ::blinks and stops laughing:: Why were we laughing?
Sheilah: ::tries to take a deep breathe and stop laughing, and almost succedes::
Alex: ::was watching Sheilah:: No! ::bursts out laughing again, causing Sheilah to laugh too::
Nikki: …
Max: Oh my god…
Alex: ::gasps for breathe inbetween laughing fits:: Can't…Stop….Laughing!!
Sheilah: It's…all…your…fault!
Alex: ::chokes and turns red from lack of air::
Nikki: ::hits Alex, and she stops laughing::
Alex: T.T Thanks…
Nikki: ::hits Sheilah, who stops laughing too::
Alex: Um…I dunno why you two were laughing…I just started laughing, and it's like a chain reaction…You two got the laugh bug!
Sheilah: ???
Nikki: Whatever.
Alex: Oh come on, Sheilah…Oh, never mind…
Vash: You guys are weird.
Max: Duh.
Alex: Ya, and proud of it!
Vash: ::turns to Max:: Are they okay?
Max: They're never okay…
Mwuahahaa…Your brain shall not survive without
A permanent scar of
Our craziness and stupidity being left on it!
----Until Next Time, Fellow Gunsmoke Criminals,----
(Do a good drum role--OR ELSE!)
Asesu
P.S. Review, or I'm not going past Chapter 5…Too tedious to do for nothing, but I get too bored to not do SOME anyway...
Thanks!