September 17th
Saturday
1:45 pm.
I've just noticed something. I have this one spot on my face, but it's really not a spot, more like one under the surface just lurking there antagonizing me.
I think I should name it Ron.
2:30 pm
I told Ron I named my spot after him and he looked at me as if I was crazy. Which is completely preposterous, I am not crazy, just a genius.
September 25th
Sunday
12:50 pm.
Malfoy may be hot, but he is completely schitzo! One minute he lets Pansy have her way with him, the next he's screaming at her. Poor thing. I wouldn't want Pansy on me either. Or maybe I would since I presume I am a lesbian since I have been 16 for two months and 8 days and still no snog time.
September 29th
9:30 pm.
Just got finished with homework at the library, and guess what I come back to find? Ron snogging Lavender on the couch in the common room. First Ron-the-spot is antagonizing me by just lurking there; why not have REAL Ron antagonize me with how much of a prat I am.
Midnight
I think that since I cannot sleep, I shall think of Malfoy in various outfits. Okay let's start
1. Police uniform
"Oh officer, I was not speeding. But if you must, you can frisk me."
2. American fireman uniform. ( Nah, covers too much.. He's too gorgey for that )
3. Bad boy motorcycle uniform-thing
He has the bad-boy persona down pat, but imagine him in leather!
4. American Cowboy outfit.
Now that's just Hot. He's all sweaty in ass-less chaps and in a cowboy hat.
I have just realized, I am pathetic.
October 5th
Monday
8:45 pm
I had quiet an intellectual conversation with Ginny today. First she comes barging into my room. What is it with the Weasley family? Honestly? Well anyways, she so inappropriately comes barging through my door and says "Neville likes me"
I for some odd reason found this exciting piece of information more interesting than the Muggle tabloid I was reading. I mean what's more exciting than Nevilles love life. Well a lot of things for that matter, especially J.los new marriage to Marc Anthony. That's real love; love that would last for a total of 3 months. Who cares about Ginny's new beau? I didn't for that matter. I was more interested in the exclusive pictures or the dynamic duos wedding pictures.
Well anyways, I say "Really, if only that hadn't been so obvious for the last couple weeks."
" You knew?!?!" She sounded like a banshee. I presume she's not excited about the latest development of her love life.
"He can't like me Hermione! I don't like him that way. Why does like hate me?" She whined. I was rather insulted. Life only hated me, not anyone else. Life has proven many a times before that it has hated me. Take for instance the birth of Pansy Parkinson. Or the break up of Ben Afflek and Jennifer Lopez. Or for instance, Life really proved it hated me when my mum took me to the movies to see Gigli.
"Well I would think that you should let him down gently right? Since you don't like him." I say as I turn the page of my tabloid.
"I can't turn him down. I don't want to hurt him." She whined
"Bloody hell Ginerva! Stop being such a damn wanker! Just do it. It'll hurt him, but he'll get over it. Neville's stronger than you would think." I was getting annoyed. I didn't want to hear about my friend's love- life while still being reminded that I was lacking in that department.
"Your right Hermione. Thanks" She said and left promptly, to my relief. I found some rather interesting details of J.Los marriage to the Latin crooner.
10:45 pm.
I just found out Neville and Ginny are the current hot couple of the Gryffindor clan. Ginny's such a bloody wanker!
October 5th
Friday
11;15
Harry's being a drama queen again. I love the boy to death, but he is a nancy boy when I comes to things. He got al; shirty with me today because I spoke the truth. Heres what happened
" Hermione, what do you think of Hannah Abbot?" He asked during dinner
"She's too brain dead Harry. Even for you," This is when he got up and dramatically walked out of the Great Hall. Ron was off having illegitimate children again. Ron's a damn whelk. And Harry is such a Nancy boy, even though he's faced death so many times. And I am the greatest Wanker in the world
October 27th
Friday
I know I have not written in you for a while, well I must tell you that my life is still pure and utter crap. Harry has become more dramatic over things, which I think is a little scary. Ron is all "Booby" crazed, and it scares me. I love my two best friends, but there's only so much time you can spend listening to them talking about other girls. It makes me a little insecure.
Did I just have a woe is me moment? I think so. Oh lordy.
Well at least other people's life is better than mine. Ginny and Neville are going pretty well I guess. But who really cares about that?
And Jenny from the blocks marriage to Marc Anthony is still going well too. 1 month and going strong! It's a record for her. Stupid trollop!
The first Hogsmeade trip is tomorrow. Assuming I might be doing the same thing as always. Harry and Ron will drag me to the quidditch shop or whatever it is called. And there, I will be hounded because I think quidditch is a pointless sport. And then Ron will turn red because he's a loon. Harry will then take his side when Ron blows up at me when I make fun of him. Then I leave and go to Flourish and Blotts, and am alone in the world. Isn't my life just so spiffy?
Its not.
October 28th
Saturday
I went to Hogs mead today. But this time I went alone because Harry and Ron were with their girlfriends. They offered me to tag along, but didn't want to feel like crap the whole time. I then met up with Ginny. She's too awesome.
We walked around like we had a limp. We acted like the hunchback of Notre Dame. I had no problem with this because for once, I did not care. Public Humiliation can kiss my bum. I had fun. It was then we went in search of a hat. One of those totally slammin' hat that makes everyone jealous. We didn't find anything, just the meaning of life, which is alright I guess. But it's no awesome hat.
Slammin' ? When did I start using American slang?
We ended our epic search for the hat at the candy Shoppe.
November 6th
9:20 Pm
It's a Saturday, and I'm bored ditty bored, bored, bored. I missed dinner, so I wrote a note while I went back to the kitchens. I don't think anyone has read it, because I'm not that noticeable
Dear friends,
In case you have not noticed, I have went to the kitchens to fend off the long bout of scurvy I presume I will be having because of my current starving state.
I don't think anyone will read this.
Oh well
-Hermione
November 17th
Thursday
6:15
Today, for some odd reason, we had to dissect a pig in care of magical creatures. Which I find a little strange since dead pigs really doesn't need care. Except for sanitary reasons of course. Well anyways, I was dissecting this pig when all of a sudden it sprung to life and did a little jig.
This must mean I am God
Of course you know what this means right?
Plague and pestilence
November 29th
Thursday
I had such a grand day. Ron and Harry had quidditch practice, so I went to watch because I have no life. While I was there, I saw Malfoy riding his broom around the pitch. That boy is gorgeous. He's like some raging stallion looking for his mate. I think I might be his mate, I better.
Well anyways, I was sitting there pretending to not notice him because that's what I do. Pretend that he doesn't exist, because we all know how that gets a boys attention. I'm also a bloody wanker.
And he walks past me. But he stops and comes back and sits down right next to me. I could not breathe. I think I might have wheezed a little. Which could mean I have tuberculosis, which is never a fun thing…
Well he sits there and I can feel his eyes on me. I still pretend he's not there. He still stares. And God knows how I hate people staring at me. Then I remembered I have a lurker named Ron on my face, so I try to cover my face with my book.
But he grabs it and throws it on the ground, which is blasphemy in my book.
"Granger." He says.
I died
"Yes."
" Granger."
I think I had a coronary heart attack
" Yes?"
"Granger."
Could have went into convulsions at how sexy his voice sounded
"What?!?"
"Granger, you look good today."
I froze and went into coma right then and there.
" Uhh thank you."
He then got up and went into the locker room. I was tempted to go in there and jump his bones right then and there. That sexy beast!
December 5th
Friday
8:15 pm.
Christmas is hitting the Hogwarts grounds. Trees are turning up at every corner, looking gorgeous as ever. Of course, Peeves charms the knights to have certain appendiums that should be hidden underneath the armor. Honestly, these certain " Limbs" stick out every time a girl pasts by, and others have to walk around it, sometimes an oblivious passerby, namely Neville, walks into them, causing the knights to scream out in pain and try to attack you. Lucky for Neville, they are nailed into wooden posts.
I asked Peeves about the charm later.
Him and I talk from time to time.
He said he used a charm to make things that are not there.
He said he also used a certain muggle drug called Viagra.
I asked him how he got it
He said from Professor Snapes dormitory.
I decided then and there not to talk to Peeves anymore.
December 15th
Friday
12:47 Pm
I have a cough. You know one of THOSE coughs. Where its like ' Cough cough' and then you look around. expecting something. Something like phlegm? I think that's the reason why I'm so sad.... Because I'm waiting for something to come out.... but i just have to realize, it's just not going to happen........................
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