Katie-baka (KenshinXXX's best friend): I LIKE DOING DISCLAIMERS!!! *laughs
manically*
KenshinXXX: Hurry up and get on with the disclaimer already!!!
Katie-baka: It isn't ridiculously long yet.*pouts*
KenshinXXX: Oh well. I'm getting tired of your long disclaimers! AND STOP CRYING ALREADY!!!!!!!! *gets really mad*
Katie-baka:*sniff*Fine.No, neither of us own.him.yet.*throws dart on picture of owners of Kenshin**horns appear*KYAHAHAHAHA!!! DIE, FIENDS!!!
KenshinXXX: *calms down*Yah. Anyway, like she said, we don't own him YET!!! We wrote this fic with our dear friend Kayyak. Hope it makes you laugh your socks off! Now on with the fic!!! *laughs manically*
Katie-baka: NOOO!!! THIS ISN'T LONG ENOUGH!!!! NOOOOO-*gets cut off by KenshinXXX*
KenshinXXX: YES IT IS!! *puts hand over Katie-baka's mouth* Now on with the fic! Really!
Katie-baka:*mumbles something about revenge by Shishio plushies*
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Once, a short mushroom was eaten by Kenshin Himura. It made everyone barf.
"Kenshin, how could you make me vomit?!?!?!?" yelled Megumi- a.k.a Fox Lady a.k.a Kitsune
"Well, it wasn't easy, but I did a weird thing & you barfed!!!!" Kenshin cried gleefully, jumping up & down clapping his hands in an excited manner.
"DUDE!!! You are like sooooo gross!!!" exclaimed Yahiko.
"Like totally, but I still love." Kaoru paused.,"coyotes!!!"
"But I thought you loved me!!!" Kenshin bellowed, breaking down into hysterical tears.
"DUDE!!!" (Katie-baka note: I like capitalizing stuff!!! We all do, deep down in our hearts!!!)(A/N: Especially me and Katie-baka!)
CONTINUING!!!
"No way!!! You are like.well.how can I put this.? So not a.coyote." Kaoru stated plainly.
"But you said you loved me before!!" Kenshin said, still sobbing.
"Yah, but that was before I realized that you were not a coyote but a person who killed his first love!!!! And then wandered away!!!!!!!!!" Kaoru bellowed at him, her face turning red. "How do I know you won't kill me then wander away and kill them and keep doing that!! Coyotes don't do that!!" Kaoru paused thinking this over. "WELL, ON SECOND THOUGHT, yes, they do. BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!!!" (A/N: But everything is beside the point in this fic. but that's not the point either *continuing for a VERY LONG TIME*) (Katie-baka: Zzzzz.*wakes up* SHISHIO!!!...*looks around franticly* Oh.never mind.I wanna Shishio plushie!!!!)
CONTINUING!!!! (again and forever more) random ninja plushie:*nods crazily & waves CONTINUING!!!! Flag*
Saitou, appearing from the bushes (K-B note: EAVESDROPPER!!!) stated, "Kenshin!!! I AM.er.I forgot.but I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!" he added, hoping this would make them bow down & shake w/ fear.
"Well, duh.right here."said Sano (K-B note: I LOVE SANO!!!*glomps Sano* Sano: O_o;) He (Sano-kun!!!) pointed to a random map. "I know where you live too!" ha pointed to a red, flashing dot that signified Saitou's dwelling.Saitou, very surprised, took up Irish step dancing.and screamed, "I AM THE LORD!!!...of dance.I AM NEAT!!!" he danced away, never to be seen again.O_o;;;
TO BE CONTINUED~*~*~*~*~*~*~* A/N: Well, that's it for the beginning of this very. um. um. I guess you could call it. odd maybe? Well, anyway, that's it for the beginning! Will write more soon!!
Katie-baka: Ooohh look!!! LINT!!!!!!!! *claps hands together**everyone stares @ Katie-baka* Katie-baka: @_x.were you watching me??? OH WELL!!! KYAHAHAHAHA!!! Well.ok.O_o.REVIEW!!!...and read.ok.well.you already read it.so.review! *chibified* Pweeeeeaaaasssseee???? *gets dragged off stage* NNOOOOOOOO!!!!!
KenshinXXX: Hurry up and get on with the disclaimer already!!!
Katie-baka: It isn't ridiculously long yet.*pouts*
KenshinXXX: Oh well. I'm getting tired of your long disclaimers! AND STOP CRYING ALREADY!!!!!!!! *gets really mad*
Katie-baka:*sniff*Fine.No, neither of us own.him.yet.*throws dart on picture of owners of Kenshin**horns appear*KYAHAHAHAHA!!! DIE, FIENDS!!!
KenshinXXX: *calms down*Yah. Anyway, like she said, we don't own him YET!!! We wrote this fic with our dear friend Kayyak. Hope it makes you laugh your socks off! Now on with the fic!!! *laughs manically*
Katie-baka: NOOO!!! THIS ISN'T LONG ENOUGH!!!! NOOOOO-*gets cut off by KenshinXXX*
KenshinXXX: YES IT IS!! *puts hand over Katie-baka's mouth* Now on with the fic! Really!
Katie-baka:*mumbles something about revenge by Shishio plushies*
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Once, a short mushroom was eaten by Kenshin Himura. It made everyone barf.
"Kenshin, how could you make me vomit?!?!?!?" yelled Megumi- a.k.a Fox Lady a.k.a Kitsune
"Well, it wasn't easy, but I did a weird thing & you barfed!!!!" Kenshin cried gleefully, jumping up & down clapping his hands in an excited manner.
"DUDE!!! You are like sooooo gross!!!" exclaimed Yahiko.
"Like totally, but I still love." Kaoru paused.,"coyotes!!!"
"But I thought you loved me!!!" Kenshin bellowed, breaking down into hysterical tears.
"DUDE!!!" (Katie-baka note: I like capitalizing stuff!!! We all do, deep down in our hearts!!!)(A/N: Especially me and Katie-baka!)
CONTINUING!!!
"No way!!! You are like.well.how can I put this.? So not a.coyote." Kaoru stated plainly.
"But you said you loved me before!!" Kenshin said, still sobbing.
"Yah, but that was before I realized that you were not a coyote but a person who killed his first love!!!! And then wandered away!!!!!!!!!" Kaoru bellowed at him, her face turning red. "How do I know you won't kill me then wander away and kill them and keep doing that!! Coyotes don't do that!!" Kaoru paused thinking this over. "WELL, ON SECOND THOUGHT, yes, they do. BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!!!" (A/N: But everything is beside the point in this fic. but that's not the point either *continuing for a VERY LONG TIME*) (Katie-baka: Zzzzz.*wakes up* SHISHIO!!!...*looks around franticly* Oh.never mind.I wanna Shishio plushie!!!!)
CONTINUING!!!! (again and forever more) random ninja plushie:*nods crazily & waves CONTINUING!!!! Flag*
Saitou, appearing from the bushes (K-B note: EAVESDROPPER!!!) stated, "Kenshin!!! I AM.er.I forgot.but I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!" he added, hoping this would make them bow down & shake w/ fear.
"Well, duh.right here."said Sano (K-B note: I LOVE SANO!!!*glomps Sano* Sano: O_o;) He (Sano-kun!!!) pointed to a random map. "I know where you live too!" ha pointed to a red, flashing dot that signified Saitou's dwelling.Saitou, very surprised, took up Irish step dancing.and screamed, "I AM THE LORD!!!...of dance.I AM NEAT!!!" he danced away, never to be seen again.O_o;;;
TO BE CONTINUED~*~*~*~*~*~*~* A/N: Well, that's it for the beginning of this very. um. um. I guess you could call it. odd maybe? Well, anyway, that's it for the beginning! Will write more soon!!
Katie-baka: Ooohh look!!! LINT!!!!!!!! *claps hands together**everyone stares @ Katie-baka* Katie-baka: @_x.were you watching me??? OH WELL!!! KYAHAHAHAHA!!! Well.ok.O_o.REVIEW!!!...and read.ok.well.you already read it.so.review! *chibified* Pweeeeeaaaasssseee???? *gets dragged off stage* NNOOOOOOOO!!!!!