Total Drama All-Stars Rewritten

by IceTrae31

This is my first fanfic! I wanted to rewrite Total Drama All-Stars my own way, considering all the flak it got from fans and critics. This fanfic series started development in October 2019 and was completed in January 2022. Characters from all 3 generations will compete in more episodes, more challenges, and more drama for one million dollars! Enjoy!

1. Heroes vs Villains - Part I

Total Drama All-Stars Rewritten: Episode 1

RATED TV-14

This episode contains material that may be inappropriate for viewers under the age of 14. Viewer discretion is advised.

Heroes vs. Villains - Part 1

(Prologue)

(It was a year after Total Drama Pahkitew Island ended, and Chris McLean is now in prison for his malicious actions during Revenge of the Island and Pahkitew Island. Chef Hatchet is following a cop down the walkway with an envelope)

Psycho killer: Let me out! I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent! (Chef is intimidated by the other inmates staring at him from all sides. Chris is in his cell driving everyone crazy by talking to himself very loudly!)

Chris: The crusty cockroaches have a big lead over the soiled stink bugs!

Inmate: Stuff it McLean! (the inmates are losing their minds because of Chris!)

Chris: Oooh! Lightning slips past Duncan! The heat is on! Yeah! Look at that! That's what I'm talking about!

(Chef approaches Chris's cell)

Chris: (annoyed) Well well well. Look who finally came to visit me after a whole year!

Chef: Come on, you finished your sentence for dumping toxic waste, AND for endangering the lives of minors on an artificial island.

Chris: Whatever. Think I'll stay right here. Got everything I need! Including Chef 2.0! I made him from a cashew! (Chef slips the envelope into Chris's cell)

Chris: What's this?

Chef: Your contract! The producers have greenlit another season! So, are you in?

Chris: (excited) Oh, it is on!

(Theme song)

Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine

You guys are on my mind

You asked me what I wanted to be, now I think the answer is plain to see

I wanna be famous!

I wanna live close to the sun

Well pack your bags 'cause I've already won

Everything to prove nothing in my way

I'll get there one day

'Cause I wanna be famous!

Na, na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na, na, na-na-na-na

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

(Whistling)

(Chris is standing on the dock of shame at Camp Wawanakwa, smiling brightly for the camera)

Chris: Welcome Total Drama fans, to season 6! TOTAL! DRAMA! ALL-STARS! I'm your beloved and humble host, Chris McLean! So here's the deal. After my involuntary year-long, uh, "vacation," I've been desperate to be in a familiar environment again, surrounded by my favorite people! And what could be a better place to host our show than right here, on Camp Wawanakwa! The place where a dynasty was born. This year, 22 of your favorite contestants are returning to compete against each other in challenges for all kinds of cheesy rewards and risking being voted off, all for the grand prize of 1…million…dollars! Speaking of our cast, here they come now!

(a large yacht carrying the 22 contestants is pulling into the dock)

Chris: From Pahkitew Island, say hello to, small but mighty Olympian, Sky!

Sky: Woo hoo! Another chance to shine bright like a diamond! I'm raring to go!

Chris: Big bad Amazon Aussie, Jasmine!

Jasmine: Chris again? (groans dreadfully) Oh boy. Here comes trouble.

Chris: Supervillain wannabe, Max!

Max: Chris will pay for his insolence last season! Therefore, I have come back for REVENGE!

Chris: Reality TV reject and failed pageant queen, Sugar!

Sugar: I was robbed! I should have been the winner of that pageant!

Chris: Zombie expert and paranoid survivalist, Shawn!

Shawn: I'm not letting the hoard take my brains this time! No sir-ee Bob!

Chris: Max's brainy sidekick turned evil lunatic, Scarlett!

Scarlett: I have some unfinished business with Chris. And I want to finish it fast.

Chris: From Revenge of the Island, welcome back multiple Mike! A.k.a. Chester, Svetlana, Vito, and Manitoba!

Mike: Great to be back again!

Chris: Mike's crush pushover turned powerhouse, Zoey!

Zoey: I'm so glad I get to compete again! And with Mike! (she stares at him and sighs dreamily)

Chris: Athletic non-supporter and overachiever, Lightning!

Lightning: That's right! Sha-Lightning is back! Sha-bam! (he flexes)

Chris: Bubble boy brainiac, Cameron!

Cameron: Another season? Prodigious!

Chris: Corporal brickhouse, Brick!

Brick: (salutes) Brick McArthur, returning to duty!

Chris: Challenge-throwing dirt farmer, Scott!

Scott: Yep, the Scottmeister is back, baby! Heh heh heh!

Chris: Bossy bruiser Jo! Who dominated until her underling turned on her.

Jo: Hey! Cut the crap McLean! I'm back to take what belongs to me!

Chris: And finally, from our original cast, welcome cranky know-it-all C.I.T., Courtney!

Courtney: (groans) Ugh. Here we go again.

Chris: Artistic antisocial goth girl, Gwen!

Gwen: (groans) Not this dump again!

Chris: Broody bad boy, Duncan!

Duncan: Bring it on Chris!

Chris: Devious diva, Heather!

Heather: (annoyed) Ugh! I'm sick of this show! And Chris too!

Chris: Lovable lame-brain, Lindsay!

Lindsay: (excited) YAY! More Total Drama! (pause) Where are we again?

Chris: Superfan Sierra! Total Drama's number one stalker! Uh, I mean, blogger!

Sierra: (excited) EEEEEE! Camp Wawanakwa! It's so much more majestic in person!

Chris: Large and lovable goofball, Owen!

Owen: (excited) WOO HOO! I'm back! (laughs) Which means more of Chef's food is calling out to me like a choir!

Chris: Chill party boy and host of Total Drama Aftermath, Geoff!

Geoff: Bridgette, this is for you babe! (he blows a kiss to the camera)

Chris: And finally, feral freakshow, Ezekiel! (Ezekiel growls and everyone gasps at the sight of him) Psyche! No way is HE coming back again! Drama machine, take him away! (the robot stretches its arm out and grabs Ezekiel off the yacht. Then, it launches him far away, never to be seen again) Ahhh, so great to be back! Am I right everyone? (most of the contestants aren't thrilled to be back. But a few of them are excited. They step off the yacht and onto the dock. Mike trips and faceplants into the wood!)

Zoey: (worried) Oh my gosh! Mike! Are you okay?

(in Mike's subconscious, his personalities are playing cards)

Svetlana: Go with the fishing!

Vito: Ay yo, it's go fish, not fishing! (Mike falls down in front of them)

Chester: Oh, that can't be good.

Manitoba: Do you feel that?

Mike: What is it? What's going on?

Manitoba: It's...it's...The Malevolent one! He's coming! (his personalities scream in panic!)

Mike: (scared) Oh no! OH NO! OH NO NO NO NO NO! NOT HIM! (suddenly, the giant portrait of Mike behind them burns away, revealing a new evil personality, named Mal! Outside, Zoey is worried about Mike!)

Zoey: (worried) Mike? Mike? Please be okay! (Mike wakes up in the form of Mal, a persona with a deep, sinister voice and one eye covered by his hair!)

Mal: Mike? Oh, he's gone. I'm Mal. (he snickers evilly)

Zoey: (confused) What? (confessional/nervous) Uh, what just happened?

Mal: (confessional) Seems that Mike's unfortunate fiasco has brought me back. Now that I'm in control, I'll torment these peons a little. (snickers evilly)

Chris: Welcome old friends!

Heather: (stern) Don't get all sappy with me, McLean! I'm not your friend! Never was, never will be!

Lindsay: (to Heather/cutesy) Awww! Somebody misses her hunny bunny! (she hugs Heather)

Heather: You mean Alejandro? Don't make me barf, Lindsiot! (she pushes Lindsay off her) I'm glad he didn't come back. Handsome bastard.

Courtney: (stomps over to Chris sternly) Alright McLean, what evil plan have you up your sleeve this time?

Chris: (childishly) IN A SECOND! Besides, I'm on a new contract now. Which means there's going to be some changes around here.

Courtney: (confessional) Changes? I don't like the sound of that. Unless Chris has paid his dues and became...a better...person? (laughs hysterically) That's a laugh!

Chris: The first thing is, the island is now 100% toxic waste free! (the gen 3 contestants gasp!) Yeah, this island was loaded with toxic waste in season 4. And, it's what landed me in the slammer for a year. Oh, and for endangering all your lives on an artificial island, on TV.

Shawn: Those robot animals were punishment enough! Now there's MUTATED ANIMALS?!

Chris: Nah, all the mutant animals are on Boney Island. Just across the lake.

Shawn: (confessional) Mutated animals are basically zombies! I'm not sure if I'm ready for another strange animal-infested zombie apocalypse!

Chris: On the bright side, I gave your accommodations an upgrade. This year, the losers still have to sleep in a cabin. (everyone groans) But, the winners get to stay at the all-new McLean brand spa hotel! Complete with butler, hot tub, and 24 hour masseuse. (everyone cheers) The 22 of you were selected via online polls by the fans on the Total Drama website as the most popular fan favorites. You all deserve a pat on the back for that! Heh heh heh! (everyone cheers) And in honor of your All-Star statuses, I'm splitting you into teams based on your past performances. Heroes vs. Villains!

Heather: (confessional) Obviously, I'll be on the villains team! And I'll be running it by lunchtime!

Gwen: (confessional) Heroes vs. Villains? Guess Duncan and I won't be on the same team. Unless Chris considers Duncan a hero. (laughs) Yeah right.

Zoey: (confessional) I'm worried about Mike! Who's this Mal? Is he a personality we didn't know existed? I know he has multiple personalities as a mental illness, but will Mal turn him evil? I hope I'm wrong!

Chris: Heather, Duncan, Lightning, Sugar, Max, Jo, Scott, Scarlett, Mike...

Mal: (interrupting) It's Mal!

Chris: (confused) Uh, o-kay, Mal. (Zoey and Duncan gasp!)

Duncan: (confessional) Oh snap, I know that name! When I was a lonely punk back in juvie, Mike had the run of the joint! But back then, his name was Mal! And he is BAD NEWS!

Chris: And Courtney. From now on, you're the Villainous Vultures!

Lightning: Sha-team!

Courtney: (gasps in disbelief) WHAT? I DON'T WANNA BE A VILLAIN! BUT WHY?

Chris: (unamused) Hmm...let's see...suing the show repeatedly and hijacking it to make everything go according to you, even though you don't make the rules, and poor sportsmanship! Because of you, my budget was sliced in half!

Courtney: But I'm not evil! I have a heart! I'm no villain!

Duncan: (unamused) Believe it, woman.

Courtney: (angry) Oh bite me, traitor!

Chris: Anywho, Zoey, Gwen, Cameron, Sky, Shawn, Brick, Jasmine, Lindsay, Owen, Geoff, and Sierra. You're the Heroic Hamsters!

Owen: WOO HOO!

Gwen: Question, how is a hamster heroic?

Chris: It was that or the Heroic HIPPOS!

Gwen: (groans/annoyed) Fine. Whatever. Hamsters it is.

Lindsay: YAY! Awww! Hamsters are so cute!

Heather: (sarcastic) Like that's something to be proud of. We're vultures, which means we're higher on the food chain! We eat hamsters for breakfast!

Cameron: Uh, vultures are scavengers. They don't hunt their own prey. They steal kills from other predators.

Chris: (sarcastic) Thank you Cameron.

Jo: (angry) Hold up! They have 11 people to our 10! What gives?

Chris: I had an extra seat on your yacht for the Ezekiel trick. (Jo glares at him) Fine! You can have the robot. (the robot joins the Villains' team, making beeping sounds)

Scott: I thought your robot didn't talk.

Chris: Meh, the communication chip kakked while I was in the hoosegow.

Lindsay: (confused) Was that English?

Sky: (awkward but encouraging) Uh...I'm pretty sure it is. (smiles awkwardly)

(the robot beeps as it approaches Heather)

Heather: (annoyed) Get away from me, trash can! (confessional/shudders) Something about that robot screams red flag. I just don't know what.

Chris: Alright! This season's challenges are all nods to classics from the past. Some challenges will be a mix of classic favorites with a twist, and there will be other challenges that will be 100% original, never been done before! Oh yeah, one important thing I need to discuss. Because I spent all of last year in prison for endangering human lives with artificial islands and robots and toxic waste, I've been put on 2 years' probation that forbids me from unnecessarily endangering your lives, especially on TV for the world to see. There will still be challenges that are physically demanding, and others that will be extreme exercises of your brains. So, you will still have to push yourselves to your limit. As for me, I'm not allowed to interfere with the challenges or purposely inflict pain onto the contestants. Otherwise, I'll be thrown back in the slammer. So, long story short, I'm trying to renew my reputation while also trying to keep my profession intact. So this season of Total Drama will be a little different. Kind of difficult to juggle both of those at once.

Sky: So, you're saying that you're actually trying to become a better person?

Jasmine: And you mean it?

Chris: You could say that.

Courtney: (confessional) Wow! I guess even a snake can shed its skin, Chris being the snake that he's been over the years.

Duncan: (confessional) So, has McLean gone soft this year? (laughs) That is rich! (mocks) Oooh, look at me! I'm Chris McLean! And I went from badass to teddy bear! (laughs) Bring it, shrimp!

Gwen: (confessional) Thank goodness! Chris finally got a kick in the pants! Although in season 1 he was still a jerk. Not as much as he was in seasons 2 and 3.

Lindsay: (confessional) Chip, er, Chris being nice? That's like Heather apologizing! Like my bestie Beth said once, you have to take advantage of it while it's happening, right?

Chris: On another note, I was informed by the lawyers, the producers and the network that me purposely hurting and humiliating all of you for no legitimate purpose, the toxic waste, the mutants, the robots, and the artificial island was all ratings poison. I thought they would be ratings gold, but man, was I wrong! According to our records, season 1 got the highest ratings and the most viewers because we kept everything chill and didn't go over the top. The seasons with all the extreme elements got the least viewers and the lowest ratings because of it. So I learned an important lesson: Put the fans first and give them what they want. Otherwise, we'll lose viewers and our ratings will plummet. Which will lead to us ultimately getting cancelled. Anywho, the criteria of the game remains the same. You guys are split into 2 teams, you'll compete in challenges, the losing team sends someone home, the teams will merge halfway through and you'll compete individually until there's only 1 person left, who will win 1 million dollars! But, just because I'm toning it down doesn't mean this game will be sunshine and rainbows. You'll still have to put in hard work, rely on yourself and each other, and make difficult choices if you want to make it all the way to the end. And I'm NOT handing anyone the million even if it was on a platter! You want that million bucks? You gotta earn it. But you all already know that since you're seasoned Total Drama veterans. And because I'm feeling generous today, I'm giving you time to relax and get settled in. Everyone meet me in the spa hotel! (everyone cheers!)

Jo: (confessional/annoyed) Perfect. I'm gonna be bored out of my mind because McLean isn't man enough to hit us with his best shot anymore.

(inside the spa hotel, there are king size beds with memory foam mattresses, goose-downed pillows, lofty comforters, and 700 thread count sheets per bed. The dining area is complete with tall leather seats and a fine white tablecloth on the table. The masseuse is run by an intern. The only drawback is there are many portraits of Chris all over the walls. Everyone is amazed with what they see!)

Chris: You all get 4 hours to hang out, relax, and socialize with your peeps. Then, meet in the dining area of the hotel for lunch. (he leaves)

Sierra: (excited) EEEEEE! A 5-star luxury hotel! Right here on Camp Wawanakwa! (she takes pictures with her smartphone) How I wish my Codykins was here with me! (she runs off to take more pictures)

Gwen: Wow! It's just like in World Tour when we would win first class seats!

Heather: (smug) Only you won't be enjoying them! My axis of evil will wipe the floor with your goody-goody two-shoes team! (they growl at each other)

Sky: This place is beautiful! Except for all the things with Chris's face on them.

Shawn: Yeah! No more sleeping in a cave! That was no fun.

Lindsay: You guys slept in a cave?

Shawn: Yeah. It was uncomfortable. No beds, no pillows, no sheets. Just a bunch of rocks. We were literally in the wild.

Lindsay: Oh my gosh!

Lightning: Sha-damn! This hotel is just like what those NFL guys stay in! Mark this hotel the property of the Lightning!

Lindsay: I don't want to be struck by lightning!

Lightning: What? No, my NAME is Lightning!

Lindsay: Ohhhhhh! (bashful) What a nice name.

Lightning: Sha-bam! (he flexes, which makes Lindsay and Sky giggle and blush)

Sky: (confessional) Okay, I know Lightning is on the villains' team, but he seems like the kind of guy I would want to train with! He might make a good sparring partner! I mean, I'm willing to give him a chance. For now.

Brick: Wow! These beds are even better than what I have to sleep on back in Cadets!

Sky: Oh, you're in the military?

Brick: (salutes) Yes ma'am, I am.

Sky: Cool! Maybe we could train together!

Brick: It would be an honor, ma'am. (Sky blushes)

Sky: (confessional) 2 training partners? Double awesome!

Jo: (to Brick/smug) Better enjoy the view while it lasts, G.I. Joke! Because this will be the last time you'll ever set foot in MY base!

Brick: (angry) I think not Jo! This season I'm taking no prisoners! I will not be ordered about or humiliated by the likes of you again!

Sky: (awkward) Uh...o-kay...I'm going over there. (she awkwardly steps away from them)

Zoey: (to Cameron/nervous) Hey, Cam? Did you notice something off about Mike?

Cameron: (worried) I sure did Zoey. It looks like a new personality has been unveiled. And I have a bad feeling about it. (they look at Mal with worry. Jasmine and Shawn examine the beds)

Jasmine: I might have to sleep diagonal on these if our team wins.

Shawn: (flirts) That would seem to be the case. (Jasmine chuckles bashfully)

Sugar: When do we get to eat? Mama's so hungry she could eat her own bed like it's a sub sandwich loaded with bad cabbage!

Owen: (eager) Oh! Oh! I second that! Wait, what?

(Geoff is enjoying the hot tub)

Geoff: This place is rad! I wish we could get permanent residence here! (confessional) The hotel, I mean. Anyway, I'm back on the show to avenge my girl Bridge for what happened to her in season 3. Are you watching this Alejandro? Yeah! I won't let you get away with what you did!

Heather: (confessional) We got some pretty jacked rough riders on the villains' team. But I'll make sure to keep them in line where they belong. Because...

Villains: (confessional/simultaneously) I don't trust anyone on this (censored) team! (they all laugh maniacally, except Courtney)

(commercial break)

(later at the dining area of the hotel, Chef Hatchet is serving the food)

Chef: You all know how it goes maggots! I serve it 3 times a day, and you'll eat it 3 times a day! So grab a tray, get ya food, and sit your asses down NOW!

Jo: (groans) Oh wonderful. Same gross food as before. Yuck.

Gwen: (sarcastic) Someone hasn't changed a bit.

Chef: I wasn't the one thrown in prison.

Duncan: I think one of my brothers ran into him there.

Jo: Oh, and I bet you've been to jail too, short pants?

Duncan: It was just juvenile detention.

Jo: Wimp.

Duncan: (angry) Hey! Don't (censored) around with an experienced criminal.

Chef: (angry) How about don't (censored) around with me? SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!

Duncan: Yeesh, touchy! (he goes to sit with his team. Mal gets his food)

Mal: (evilly) Hey Chef.

Chef: (nervous) Mike?

Mal: It's Mal. (snickers evilly) And I'm gonna give the word villain a whole new meaning. So you'd better buckle down. It's gonna be long ride. (snickers evilly)

Chef: (confessional) That kid ain't right!

Owen: (eager) Oh oh oh! What's today's special?

Chef: Chef special from season 1.

Owen: Delicious!

Sugar: (eager) Mmm-mmm! This must be Thanksgiving!

Owen: Oh yeah! Thanksgiving feast summer camp edition!

Sugar: (slaps him/angry) Back off fatso! This ain't dinner for 2! Grab your own grub!

Owen: (disappointed) Aw man! (confessional) I thought Sugar was supposed to be sweet, not sour!

Lightning: Where's my protein?

Chef: (unamused) Right here.

Lightning: There better be! Lightning needs to maintain!

Max: (to Scarlett) This hotel is the perfect EVIL lair for an EVIL genius like myself!

Scarlett: (annoyed) Oh please. Don't bother affiliating yourself with me anymore. We're incompatible. Simple as that.

Heather: (to Max/smug) You wouldn't last one day, Elmer Fudd! (laughs)

Max: (gasps) HOW DARE YOU!

Scott: (to Max/teases) You call yourself an evil genius? (laughs) You'll be eaten by a bear faster than you can say Bob's your (censored) uncle! (the villains laugh at Max and he pouts)

Courtney: I just don't understand it! What could I have done before that gave me villain status?

Duncan: I think the way you treated everyone, especially me, speaks for itself.

Courtney: (angry) Shut up!

Duncan: You know it's true Court. You're a monster.

Courtney: (angry) I AM NOT! You are! You're a criminal! And you cheated on me with Gwen!

Duncan: Best choice I ever made. (he waves at Gwen and Gwen waves back. The robot still won't leave Heather alone)

Heather: Ugh! I said leave me alone, you bucket of bolts! What am I, a magnet?

Scarlett: Unless you have some sort of magnetic attraction to metal like a real magnet, I think that robot might have a person inside. (Heather gasps)

Heather: (confessional) What if 4 eyes is right? (laughs) That's impossible! There's no way a person can fit inside a robot! That's too George Lucas if you ask me.

(Chris arrives)

Chris: Hey guys! How do you like the place?

Gwen: I gotta say, you outdid yourself this time.

Duncan: I'm impressed.

Brick: (salutes) I salute you sir! (everyone else agrees)

Chris: Great! Glad I'm doing something right! Anywho, your first challenge begins in 1 hour!

Sky: WOO HOO! Challenge on the first day!

Shawn: Because Chris is actually trying to put his best foot forward, maybe the first challenge will be a walk in the park! (An hour later, everyone is atop the 1000-foot-high cliff!) Ohhhh (censored)!

(credits)