KenshinXXX: HI!!!!!!!!! I'm ACTUALLLY introducing myself FIRST!!!!!!! IT'S
AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!
Katie-baka: Yo yo yo!!! Mi' homey G's!!!/falls over/tooooo muuuccchh sugar.@_@
KenshinXXX: We are FINALLY going to explain how Kenshin can summon Saitou when he was never seen again.
Katie-baka:/runs in circles/I ATE SUGAR PACKETS!!! KYHAHAHA!!! IRUKA- KUN!!!/eyes turn to giant hearts/HE IS SOOOO UNDERAPPRECIATED!!!/sob/
KenshinXXX: Where's Rachel-chan? She was supposed to be here by now. RACHEL- CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katie-baka: We. Don't. Own..Rurouni Kenshin.WHYYYY????!!!*wall appears, intent upon immediate & painful, doomy revenge*O_O.
KenshinXXX: I thought the walls were now invisible. When did they become visible again? Oh well. ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katie-baka: I can be your frieeeend!!! Lalala!!! I can be your friiiiend!!! Lalala!!! *ahem*./sob/.WHY DOES HE HAVE TO HAVE./dramatic pause/.a girlfriend? All tuba players are heartbreakers!!!/sob/CURSE HER!!!*raving follows that is not going to be posted.it would have to be changed.to.*eyes narrow*.R!!! KYAHAHA!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Kenshin then galloped. Around. Yep. He then summoned the ever wonderful super crew: 1) the now disembodied LORD.of dance, aka Saitou. WOLF GUY!!! 2) the border-line yaoi-obsessed Sanosuke.dun dun duuuuuuuun.(AOSHI- SAMA!!!) 3) the person who wished to be a dog, but wasn't.Aoshi.& 4&5) 2 crazy fangirls followed by a plushie & Ninetales.US!!! MOOhaHAhaHAhaaa. one of them was bemoaning her dear lost tuba player & the other was humming placidly with glazed eyes.
Kenshin didn't notice them.UNTIL.the plushies attacked!!!!!!!!!...or to be more specific.one plushie.O_o; & a pack of coyotes in plushie suits. Yes, a nice bunch they were.not.
Kenshin and the gang ran away screaming like little girls. No, wait, Aoshi ran away like. can you guess? A DOG!!!!! Howling like a ferret in pain. (k- b-n: FERRETS ARE EVIL!!! I'VE BEEN ATTACKED!!!)
As the coyotes and plushie approached Kenshin screamed louder and jumped on Sano shoulders hanging on for dear life forgetting about his god-like speed and coyote obsessed love.
"DUDE!!! I DO SO NOT LIKE YOU!!!" yelled Sano as Kenshin clung to what remained of his hair (A/N: Yahiko already ripped most of it out), "AOSHI & I WERE MEANT TO BE!!!".he paused. "GET OFF ALREADY!!!" Sano shook himself frantically trying to rid himself of the clinging mass on his already throbbing head.the fangirl w/ the glasses, braces, spiky reddish auburn hair & the plushie took this chance to catch Sano off guard &.well.we won't go into the gory scene that followed. "YOU CAN'T LOVE AOSHI!!! I LIKE YOU & MEGUMI TOO MUCH!!!" she ripped out the rest of his hair & promptly sold it on eBay for $283,767,456,249,123, 457.94 to crazed fangirls like herself.
Meanwhile the fangirl with glowing blue and purple hair, a Yankee shirt, and the Ninetales was running through the chaos screaming like heck as the coyotes caught her hair on fire.again. she quickly ran to the river of packing peanuts and shoved her head in only making the matter worse. "AHH!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL glowing HAIR!!!!!!!" she yelled as the fire started to spread to her mouth charring her skin. Fortunately Aoshi had a bucket of jell-o and poured it on her head dousing the blaze.
Having sold the precious hair, the fangirl w/ a plushie.built a bomb shelter out of lint & sailor moon posters & dragged the flaming crew into her fuzzy, scout-clad shelter, only succeeding to burn it to the parched, doomy ground, "SHIIIIIIIIshio!!!!" (K-B-N: I will not curse, I will not curse, I will not curse.), the same fangirl promptly inflated a huge duck.THAT WAS NON-FLAMBABLE & threw everybody in, screaming random obscenities.
Shishio plushie: Hurrah we're safe!!!
Katie-baka (braces-clad fangirl):O_O You can talk!?!
Shishio plushie:.
Katie-baka: You can talk???!!!
Shishio plushie:.
Katie-baka:*anime falls*
Saiakku: Of course he can talk. If I can talk why can't he?
KenshinXXX(glowing hair fangirl): YOU CAN TALK???!!! *faints only to be awoken by Saiakku chewing her socks*
Sano:.Aooooooooshi..*drool*
Aoshi: If only I had a heaarrrrrt./Oh Misaooo../ARF!!!
Kenshin: Oro? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Katie-baka: & So concludes our chapter. Sorry if it was terrible, but I just received Shonen jump & had stop & stare @ a few people.hee hee hee.PLUSHIES ROCK MY SOCKS!!! KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
KenshinXXX: Then Plushie-kun (also known as Shadow-kun) will run in terror as you obsess over him!! (not)
Katie-baka: I. Like. Lint. Kya.
Saiakku & Shishio-plushie: Until we meet again!!! Or receive sugar packets!!!
K-B-N: In your review, PLEASE include why Iruka-sama is WONDERFUL!!! I'm working on a shrine & it should be up in the next few months.GO IRUKA!!!
KenshinXXX: Please ignore Katie's obsession with Iruka. She's been talking about him for months now.. She is but a lonely lost sole.. I felt sorry for her.. But not now.. Now she's gone TOO FAR!! Better start running Katie.*grins evilly*
Katie-baka: Why do you have that evil look.what are you doing w/ that large brick of writer's block?*SmAsH*X_X
Katie-baka: Yo yo yo!!! Mi' homey G's!!!/falls over/tooooo muuuccchh sugar.@_@
KenshinXXX: We are FINALLY going to explain how Kenshin can summon Saitou when he was never seen again.
Katie-baka:/runs in circles/I ATE SUGAR PACKETS!!! KYHAHAHA!!! IRUKA- KUN!!!/eyes turn to giant hearts/HE IS SOOOO UNDERAPPRECIATED!!!/sob/
KenshinXXX: Where's Rachel-chan? She was supposed to be here by now. RACHEL- CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katie-baka: We. Don't. Own..Rurouni Kenshin.WHYYYY????!!!*wall appears, intent upon immediate & painful, doomy revenge*O_O.
KenshinXXX: I thought the walls were now invisible. When did they become visible again? Oh well. ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katie-baka: I can be your frieeeend!!! Lalala!!! I can be your friiiiend!!! Lalala!!! *ahem*./sob/.WHY DOES HE HAVE TO HAVE./dramatic pause/.a girlfriend? All tuba players are heartbreakers!!!/sob/CURSE HER!!!*raving follows that is not going to be posted.it would have to be changed.to.*eyes narrow*.R!!! KYAHAHA!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Kenshin then galloped. Around. Yep. He then summoned the ever wonderful super crew: 1) the now disembodied LORD.of dance, aka Saitou. WOLF GUY!!! 2) the border-line yaoi-obsessed Sanosuke.dun dun duuuuuuuun.(AOSHI- SAMA!!!) 3) the person who wished to be a dog, but wasn't.Aoshi.& 4&5) 2 crazy fangirls followed by a plushie & Ninetales.US!!! MOOhaHAhaHAhaaa. one of them was bemoaning her dear lost tuba player & the other was humming placidly with glazed eyes.
Kenshin didn't notice them.UNTIL.the plushies attacked!!!!!!!!!...or to be more specific.one plushie.O_o; & a pack of coyotes in plushie suits. Yes, a nice bunch they were.not.
Kenshin and the gang ran away screaming like little girls. No, wait, Aoshi ran away like. can you guess? A DOG!!!!! Howling like a ferret in pain. (k- b-n: FERRETS ARE EVIL!!! I'VE BEEN ATTACKED!!!)
As the coyotes and plushie approached Kenshin screamed louder and jumped on Sano shoulders hanging on for dear life forgetting about his god-like speed and coyote obsessed love.
"DUDE!!! I DO SO NOT LIKE YOU!!!" yelled Sano as Kenshin clung to what remained of his hair (A/N: Yahiko already ripped most of it out), "AOSHI & I WERE MEANT TO BE!!!".he paused. "GET OFF ALREADY!!!" Sano shook himself frantically trying to rid himself of the clinging mass on his already throbbing head.the fangirl w/ the glasses, braces, spiky reddish auburn hair & the plushie took this chance to catch Sano off guard &.well.we won't go into the gory scene that followed. "YOU CAN'T LOVE AOSHI!!! I LIKE YOU & MEGUMI TOO MUCH!!!" she ripped out the rest of his hair & promptly sold it on eBay for $283,767,456,249,123, 457.94 to crazed fangirls like herself.
Meanwhile the fangirl with glowing blue and purple hair, a Yankee shirt, and the Ninetales was running through the chaos screaming like heck as the coyotes caught her hair on fire.again. she quickly ran to the river of packing peanuts and shoved her head in only making the matter worse. "AHH!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL glowing HAIR!!!!!!!" she yelled as the fire started to spread to her mouth charring her skin. Fortunately Aoshi had a bucket of jell-o and poured it on her head dousing the blaze.
Having sold the precious hair, the fangirl w/ a plushie.built a bomb shelter out of lint & sailor moon posters & dragged the flaming crew into her fuzzy, scout-clad shelter, only succeeding to burn it to the parched, doomy ground, "SHIIIIIIIIshio!!!!" (K-B-N: I will not curse, I will not curse, I will not curse.), the same fangirl promptly inflated a huge duck.THAT WAS NON-FLAMBABLE & threw everybody in, screaming random obscenities.
Shishio plushie: Hurrah we're safe!!!
Katie-baka (braces-clad fangirl):O_O You can talk!?!
Shishio plushie:.
Katie-baka: You can talk???!!!
Shishio plushie:.
Katie-baka:*anime falls*
Saiakku: Of course he can talk. If I can talk why can't he?
KenshinXXX(glowing hair fangirl): YOU CAN TALK???!!! *faints only to be awoken by Saiakku chewing her socks*
Sano:.Aooooooooshi..*drool*
Aoshi: If only I had a heaarrrrrt./Oh Misaooo../ARF!!!
Kenshin: Oro? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Katie-baka: & So concludes our chapter. Sorry if it was terrible, but I just received Shonen jump & had stop & stare @ a few people.hee hee hee.PLUSHIES ROCK MY SOCKS!!! KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
KenshinXXX: Then Plushie-kun (also known as Shadow-kun) will run in terror as you obsess over him!! (not)
Katie-baka: I. Like. Lint. Kya.
Saiakku & Shishio-plushie: Until we meet again!!! Or receive sugar packets!!!
K-B-N: In your review, PLEASE include why Iruka-sama is WONDERFUL!!! I'm working on a shrine & it should be up in the next few months.GO IRUKA!!!
KenshinXXX: Please ignore Katie's obsession with Iruka. She's been talking about him for months now.. She is but a lonely lost sole.. I felt sorry for her.. But not now.. Now she's gone TOO FAR!! Better start running Katie.*grins evilly*
Katie-baka: Why do you have that evil look.what are you doing w/ that large brick of writer's block?*SmAsH*X_X