A/N: I'm not sure this happens very often, but I'm updating this the very same day. I got quite a few positive comments in the reviews, and a lot of people said they couldn't wait for the next chapter! Hope this is greeted as positively as the first chapter! Watch out for some romance between unusual people! (But not same-gender, I don't want to make anyone gay.) Warning: Harry and Ginny go a bit overboard!
Disclaimer: Don't own Harry yadda yadda, don't I wish yadda yadda, you should know this by now. It's not as if I'm Rowling in disguise or anything.
"WHAT?" bellowed the four Weasleys.
"Calm, calm," muttered McGonagall, evidently shocked. Dumbledore still looked too amused for anybody's good.
"Oh, that's it, I'm leaving, this is ridiculous," exclaimed Firenze, "a child's game, surely, but not one for someone like me. It's not like you're going to ever say anything I'd drink to anyways."
"Oy, Ginny!" exclaimed Fred, not taking any notice of Firenze leaving. "What the bloody hell's going on! I'll tell Mum!"
"Now, Fred," said Luna Lovegood, trying to restrain him. "She's 16... damn it, George!" she said, as George charged at Harry.
Percy mumbled something about "Crouch", although how he could have fit Barty Crouch into this mess, who knows.
"It's just a game, for goodness sakes!" exclaimed Angelina Johnson suddenly. Fred and George immediately stopped trying to attack Harry.
"Okay, then, let's hear Ginny's explanation," said Ron angrily, who wasn't doing anything but was sitting there fuming. "Go on, Ginny. Tell us."
Ginny, who was sitting next to Harry and holding his hand, quickly let go of his hand and put her hand behind her back. "Um. Uh. Well. It was Harry's fault!" she suddenly exclaimed.
"No, it wasn't!" shouted Harry.
Dumbledore was softly chuckling, while McGonagall and Snape were just sitting there, surveying the scene, totally appalled and aghast. Trelawney seemingly had no intention of being in the real world, and McGonagall suddenly shouted, "If you're going to just sit there playing with your drink, go up to the North Tower and pour it over your crystal ball!" That broke the tension. Everybody except for Snape and Trelawney laughed, and all of a sudden, any relationship between Ginny and Harry was forgotten. Ginny clenched Harry's hand again, and they both smiled.
"So, now it's... oh, God..." muttered Hermione, "more?!" "WHAT?" screamed Draco and Harry at the same time.
"PANSY?" "When did YOU kiss me, Pansy?" asked Harry.
"Why," said Pansy, in a high voice, "don't you remember?" Then she resumed her usual low voice. "No, I guess you wouldn't because I wiped your memory. Still... you're sooooooo much better than Malfoy..."
Draco eyed Pansy's torso hungrily and enviously, slightly drooling.
"Ooooookay..." said Hermione. "Draco, stop it. Erm... next is... Hagrid, I guess you're next."
"I've never..." started Hagrid. "Hmm... le's see now, got ter think o' somethin' I never done... uh... I never... I never had a... err... a dream 'bout a teacher a' Hogwarts."
Snape impulsively reached out and took a sip of firewhiskey. He eyed McGonagall, just slightly longingly.
"Snape? Dumbledore—?" cried Dean.
"GINNY?" exclaimed Harry, Dean, Seamus, Lavender, and the Weasleys all at the same time.
"Not that kind of dream!" exclaimed Ginny. "It was just... like... getting a dream about failing a class!"
"This is getting interesting..." whispered Seamus.
"I smell a row... maybe we should change the game..." mumbled Hermione.
"No, let's keep going!" exclaimed Seamus. "Erm... my turn... uh... I've never been inside Knockturn Alley." Harry, Hagrid and Dumbledore drank.
Also, Ginny took a very, very long drink, and soon enough, there was nothing left in her cup. She looked very, very drunk.
"Ginny," said Percy, "you've been in Knockturn Alley?"
Ginny smiled drunkenly. "Bro..." she said, slurring. "You gotsh te get arooouuuunnd... ooouuuunnnddd... ahhh, Harry, hold me, darlin'," she said, laying her head in his lap. Harry immediately grabbed her around the waist and started kissing her, and Dumbledore, thinking quickly, gathered all the teachers except for the Weasleys, and ushered them out the door, repeating over and over again, "You didn't see this, you didn't see this!"
Ginny and Harry's kiss started to get completely out of hand. When Ginny started undoing Harry's cloak, Ron lunged at them, but Seamus pulled him back. "Let's just watch," he told Ron. Harry felt his tongue leave his mouth... Fred and George looked appalled, as all clothing left Harry's torso... and then...
A/N: Okay, how do you like THAT? Give me requests if you want! Do you want them to really get at it? Or do you want someone to break them apart? Feedback, people, feedback!